🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The only people who are jealous of Ralph for being in a relationship with horse-face are zoophiles or tranny-chasers. No in-between.

You could have just said Vaush

 

[Snickerdoodle]

• Warski running out of the hotel being chased by a completely blackout drunk Ralph. Warski panicking and screaming about how fucked up Ralph is
• The post stream in a McDonalds where Warski talks a bunch of shit about Ralph and ends up taking a few shots at Gator as well
• The stream the day after where they have lunch together to "patch things up" but Ralph is completely unable to admit to ANY wrongdoing so they fight again
• Then suddenly, they are inexplicably hanging out together in the pool or a hot tub or something, Ralph wearing 2 shirts to make sure the gunt doesn't make an appearance

people remember the nice but don't remember what happened right after. I'll always remember Warski screaming and running around on the street while Ralph pursued him, shouting in the distance. and then the hot tub the next day lmfao

it was literally just because we called him fat. you gotta remember he had kinda successfully (ie people were entertained by jim and didnt actually give a shit if ralph is tall or fit or not) bullshitted that he was fit and thin and tall after jail and had his shit together. now he was known as the fatty oversensitive gunt we know and love. the corn joke and the fat joke drove his piggy little brain to depths of rage and despair most people will never cross.

yeah. i remember the first time I saw them on camera. it was quite a disturbing moment for the fan base.

 

[MeltyTW]

yeah. i remember the first time I saw them on camera. it was quite a disturbing moment for the fan base.

i was so happy ralph and some others talked so much shit and it shut so many people up when we got the infamous gunt drop

 

[Fannyscum]

Maybe he can read it through plexiglass and one of those phone handsets in the visitation area:

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Gator is summoned like an Alexa and comes scuttling along. He's not even paid to be treated like Ralph's online handmaid:


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[Sheryl Nome]

Maybe he can read it through plexiglass and one of those phone handsets in the visitation area:
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Gator is summoned like an Alexa and comes scuttling along. He's not even paid to be treated like Ralph's online handmaid:
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What sort of classless bullshit is that.

Creepypasta books about George fucking floyd? Who buys this shit? Who would want this shit? Just burn it.

 

[PaladinBoo]

Maybe he can read it through plexiglass and one of those phone handsets in the visitation area:
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Gator is summoned like an Alexa and comes scuttling along. He's not even paid to be treated like Ralph's online handmaid:
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You know Ralph and May, most, true and classy trad couples read their young children Bible stories aimed at kids like "Children's First Bible", "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie", "Goodnight Moon" or fairy tale books by Andrew Lang, the Grimm Brothers or Hans Christian Anderson. They don't read tasteless creepypastas about a dead, drug addled, wife beating felon because, "It owns the Libs! LMAO!" I always found political books aimed at kids, Left or Right, to be tasteless cringe and parents who get young kids to be politically active as robber barons stealing their kids childhoods. Let kids enjoy their innocence and childhood. This is how you know that Xandria is screwed. I will be shocked if Ralph and May's daughter doesn't grow up to be a illiterate, BPD striper whose first words is either nigger or faggot. What utter trailer trash.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I will be shocked if Ralph and May's daughter doesn't grow up to be a illiterate, BPD striper whose first words is either nigger or faggot.

If Ethan hangs around (), her first word will be “BITCH!” (said in the wigger voice Ethanol uses). Luckily both parents will answer to this name.

 

[PaladinBoo]

If Ethan hangs around (), her first word will be “BITCH!” (said in the wigger voice Ethanol uses). Luckily both parents will answer to this name.

That will be the name she will call her mother because it is the name that Ralph calls May. I can see it now. Little Xandria drawing a picture in class of her and her parents and under the drawings will be the names she calls her parents. "Gunt" and "Bitch".

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Gator is summoned like an Alexa and comes scuttling along

Honestly, this is the best descriptions for Gator I've seen so far. He's Ralph's "human Alexa". He will respond to all commands from his master, try to deliver the information requested but will fall short most of the time, and Ralph doesn't need to worry about hurting its feelings or treating it with respect because it will respond regardless.

 

[Bepis]

Luckily both parents will answer to this name.

I have to respectfully disagree. I think that will summon Gator.

 

[Instapot]

I figure Alice will split before guntling 2 shows up. Even her crazy ass will realize she needs to gtfo before there’s a thumb up her ass.

I also think having Alice move is to give May company while Ralph goes to jail. They probably want Alice to be May’s birthing partner.

Pretty fucked to move a known small animal killer into your barn.

 

[veri]

Pretty fucked to move a known small animal killer into your barn.

takes one to know one

 

[An automatic clown]

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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Correct May, we're the schizos and spergs. Not you two constantly refreshing this subforum for new replies.

 

[GL09]

Lol wut. Is there video of this? I only saw the gun drama in Miami but not this but holy shit it sounds funny.

It could have been a lot funnier if the paypig wasn't retarded.

Also Andy demanded the Gunt be covered up because Ralph is very sensitive about it.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

It could have been a lot funnier if the paypig wasn't retarded.

Holy shit I hope he got his ass beat at some point for fucking that up. Also lol at TTS: “Does Ralph know he can get drunk anywhere, even at home? He didn’t have to go to Miami.”

 

[Chris Mclean]

You know Ralph and May, most, true and classy trad couples read their young children Bible stories aimed at kids like "Children's First Bible", "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie", "Goodnight Moon" or fairy tale books by Andrew Lang, the Grimm Brothers or Hans Christian Anderson. They don't read tasteless creepypastas about a dead, drug addled, wife beating felon because, "It owns the Libs! LMAO!" I always found political books aimed at kids, Left or Right, to be tasteless cringe and parents who get young kids to be politically active as robber barons stealing their kids childhoods. Let kids enjoy their innocence and childhood. This is how you know that Xandria is screwed. I will be shocked if Ralph and May's daughter doesn't grow up to be a illiterate, BPD striper whose first words is either nigger or faggot. What utter trailer trash.

Ralph proably thinks that Pippi Longstockings is about some prostitute with fishnets.

 

[The Hard R]

Imagine waking up on Christmas and spending hours on two social media platforms sperging out about a former friend/cohost and generally about other stupid shit. After spending Christmas Eve sperging out about same said person and getting felted by another ex friend and cohost.

Well Ralph doesn't need to imagine.


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Well he finally opened some gifts and got some teeny tiny boots, like honestly! Look at them and his hands! They look like kids shoes!
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Are timberlands luxury boots now? I mean I've had a couple pairs as work boots and thats all I've seen them as. Those sure as shit aren't going to see a worksite.

Size 8, no larger.

 

[MeltyTW]

You know Ralph and May, most, true and classy trad couples read their young children Bible stories aimed at kids like "Children's First Bible", "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie", "Goodnight Moon" or fairy tale books by Andrew Lang, the Grimm Brothers or Hans Christian Anderson. They don't read tasteless creepypastas about a dead, drug addled, wife beating felon because, "It owns the Libs! LMAO!" I always found political books aimed at kids, Left or Right, to be tasteless cringe and parents who get young kids to be politically active as robber barons stealing their kids childhoods. Let kids enjoy their innocence and childhood. This is how you know that Xandria is screwed. I will be shocked if Ralph and May's daughter doesn't grow up to be a illiterate, BPD striper whose first words is either nigger or faggot. What utter trailer trash.

trying to get political with your kids doesnt even work to brainwash them really it just makes them rebel against your white trash ethos. a guy comes along, be that some meth pedo in highschool like faith or some alog when shes 18 and shell become the next zoe quinn to spite ralph and may. that poor fucking kid i really really hope its fake because if not its life is 100 percent pre-ruined

What sort of classless bullshit is that.

Creepypasta books about George fucking floyd? Who buys this shit? Who would want this shit? Just burn it.

how entertaining would a whole book about that even be ignoring class? its going to be page after page after page of low iq tropes with a black dead guy plastered on. its subhuman. its ironically more wiggerish than the people hes mocking especially since hes ruined the lives of 2 infants vs threatening to kill 1

 

[John Andrews Stan]

The happy couple are NOT MAD about the discussion of fine as fuck Meigh's mannish features here:
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Just imagine how hard Ralph would sperg if he’d been the target of this. The fact that even Redditors get it shows how retarded he and Meigh are: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j07zs/this_guy_gets_angry_with_his_friend_expertly/

 

[MeltyTW]

Just imagine how hard Ralph would sperg if he’d been the target of this. The fact that even Redditors get it shows how retarded he and Meigh are: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/j07zs/this_guy_gets_angry_with_his_friend_expertly/

ralph is twitter trash in denial. if they let you hate women on twitter hed be a blue hair sjw rn.