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[Malagor the dank omen]

He’s playing by himself for sure. That combo would most likely take several turns to set up and would be pitifully easy for an opponent to stop. He’s also using a pre-constructed starter deck, so he’s patting himself on the back for noticing basic combos that were intentionally included.

Most likely. Getting a combo like that would take a lot of turns and preparation unless he has something that allows him to search for cards in his deck. I still think that Kev will not delve too hard into MTG since he will most likely not have people to play agains, if he has he will lose miserably and MTG has not enough coom in it to keep Kev's attention.

Also, he would rage incredibly hard at some really nasty combos and bitch about how it's unfair.

 

[unctuous mouthfeel]

This is purely anecdotal, but I've been told that men who dope T to get bigger muscles lose function in their dick and balls. Seems counterintuitive but, instead of turning them into super studs, their junk shrivels up and stops working because it's no longer needed to maintain normal levels of testosterone.

In women, the effect is just the opposite. Their clits grow into micro-peens. Think Alyssa from the @KindKinkster thread.

your testicles do temporarily shrink a bit while on a testosterone cycle due to being, i dunno, out performed by supplemental T, but they regain size, especially with proper post-cycle management. nothing at all happens to your dick and there is certainly no loss of function.

 

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Wedge's brain has been so broken by the coom that he doesn't masturbate to the thought or image of a potential sexual partner, and apparently there is a term for that. [L/A]

Spoiler: aegosexual

Wedge is mad that the Biden administration won't lock down the country or hand out additional gov't freebies. [L/A]


I didn't think it was possible to fetishize getting your hair colored, but here we are. [L/A]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Being feminine means being stupid.

So woke!

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I will never understand these "asexual" labels. It is supposed to mean you aren't interested in having sex. But all these new "I'm asexual but I won't shut up about my sexual fantasies" types are super confusing. I guess a clown whore like Wedge might see sex as just a job function, but if you are still talking dirty to other degenerates on Twitter, is that also just a job for you?

Troons hate the English language almost as much as they hate women, it seems.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

After ages, I have finally caught up on my favorite thread. Shit had me feeling like Kevin, unable to reach the latest post because every time it seemed like I was getting closer to the newest page, another one would pop up and take its place, unable to reach that sweet sweet reward…

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I will never understand these "asexual" labels. It is supposed to mean you aren't interested in having sex. But all these new "I'm asexual but I won't shut up about my sexual fantasies" types are super confusing. I guess a clown whore like Wedge might see sex as just a job function, but if you are still talking dirty to other degenerates on Twitter, is that also just a job for you?

Troons hate the English language almost as much as they hate women, it seems.

It's all "not like the other girls/boys/faggots" shit with the added benefit of qualifying for the Oppression Olympics, don't even try to make sense of it. In our [CURRENT YEAR+6]

• trannies don't need dysphoria to be trannies
• total coomers who can't shut the fuck up about being coomers can be asexual
• "lesbian trapped in a man's body" is no longer a just shitty joke
• men can give birth
• and so on and so forth.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Wedge is mad that the Biden administration won't lock down the country or hand out additional gov't freebies.

He seems more mad that he won't get a stimulus check rather than Sleepy Joe not forcing the entire country into lockdown. It's very telling, but not surprising tbh. A troon that just wants handouts from big daddy government? Who would have guessed?

 

[BSC]

He seems more mad that he won't get a stimulus check rather than Sleepy Joe not forcing the entire country into lockdown. It's very telling, but not surprising tbh. A troon that just wants handouts from big daddy government? Who would have guessed?

He tweeted this 5 hours before the COVID tweet. [L/A]

He literally posted that butthurt rant about lockdowns and checks because he didn't want to go stock shelves for a few hours.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

He literally posted that butthurt rant about lockdowns and checks because he didn't want to go stock shelves for a few hours

Holy fuck, this kind of thing makes me mad. And i should be laughing at his sorry ass going off to stock shelves for 6 hour, but the fact that he's demanding money for nothing to just stay at home jerking off and sending horrible nudes to people tilts me a bit.

I just hopes he cries more about not having a lockdown and not getting another stimulus check.

 

[The Final Troondown]

I think the commie gibberish isn't really reflective of their true nature, ironically, I think the reason they are such massive consooomers is because they are rampantly narcicistic individualists. Nothing about their behavior speaks to any sense of collectivism. They are far more individualistic than is healthy in ANY kind of society. Human identity is inherently part community-based, there are individual aspects of an identity, unique from person to person of course, but to form a healthy sense of self and stable identity also requires the collective input of a healthy community, a combination of nature and nurture. Troons reject the idea that their identity is anything but whatever bespoke queer word salad gibberish they have constructed, so they have basically thrown out a whole half of what makes a normal person confident in themselves, their life, and their own identity. They have no family ties and are incapable of starting a family of their own, they claim to have a "found family" with solidarity among their fellow queers, but anyone who is paying attention can see that they are all just jockeying for attention and validation, and will stab each other in the back at a moment's notice.

In an actual communist country they would have been executed for being bougie degenerates. Why do they gravitate towards communism then? Probably for edgy shock value and also as far as they care, communism = gibs, and they want gibs without having to work for it, they think they are entitled to stuff because of the aforementioned narcissism. And what do hollow, rootless people with no stable sense of identity tend to do? they find something to fill the void. Becuase the demgraphics most prone to trooning out are already heavily immersed in vapid pop culture, the number one choice for filling the void is performative consumerism. Kevin is the epitome of this phenomenon. This could also be another reason why they have such extreme political beliefs, they are using them as another form of cope and consumerism of a sort. Do you think any of them really have the conviction or fortitude to rise up with the workers of the world in a revolution against capitalist opressors? LMAO of course not. Political radicalism has itself been commodified, been that way for a long time actually. Think of the loosers running around in Che Guevara T shirts, but otherwise living comfortable lives in first world countries.

It's also that like any cult they need that external pressure to reinforce adherence to the cult dogma and rules, so of course the ignorant world is transphobic and wants to murder them all. However there's that idea that if everywhere you go smells like shit, so maybe it's you
this causes cognitive dissonance and the solution is that of course it's capitalism brainwashing society so everyone sees them as mentally ill and worthless, and once we overthrow this system humanity will revert to it's natural order of seeing autistic perverted men hopped up on hormones produced by megacorps as completely valid women!

of course it's bullshit but that's the genius part of it, capitalism is going nowhere, and so it's the perfect excuse. Ever seen that guy at the bar who challenges someone to a fight and yells 'HOLD ME BACK BRO' to his friend? same thing

I think that's something that his picture from seven years ago made me notice: he's ether aged from stress, estrogen, or a combo of, in seven years then most people do. That or seven years ago we had chinky filters then.

motherfucker looking like Viktor fell into stasis after a fancy dress party

 

[stupid frog]

Most likely. Getting a combo like that would take a lot of turns and preparation unless he has something that allows him to search for cards in his deck. I still think that Kev will not delve too hard into MTG since he will most likely not have people to play agains, if he has he will lose miserably and MTG has not enough coom in it to keep Kev's attention.

Also, he would rage incredibly hard at some really nasty combos and bitch about how it's unfair.

lol, remember when he raged out while sleeving cards and crushed one?

 

[The Final Troondown]

Is Neck trying to recreate that Kevin Rowland album cover?

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he looks like if Jim Morisson ate less chicken than any man ever seen, but more meth

 

[stupid frog]

Holy fuck, this kind of thing makes me mad. And i should be laughing at his sorry ass going off to stock shelves for 6 hour, but the fact that he's demanding money for nothing to just stay at home jerking off and sending horrible nudes to people tilts me a bit.

I just hopes he cries more about not having a lockdown and not getting another stimulus check.

You should be more mad, because he says he has to work in 6 hours, not for 6 hours.
He works the lower end of part time, apparently. I'd be surprised if he even worked a 6hr shift.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The true doubt that i have is: Does Kev fetishize pregnancy because it's something ONLY women can do (the same way some troons fetishize abortion) or does he fetishize pregnancy for the same reason a lot of weirdos do and think that women experience the best orgasm they will have when they give birth to a child? Both are potentially horrible, but my curiosity is killing me.

Most likely, Kevin wouldn't have anything worthwhile outside of posting on social media, games and cooming. Things that don't require a lot of physical effort to achieve or do and that have an almost flat learning curve with low chances of failure (i don't expect Kev to play Grand Strategy or From Soft games). Most likely, if he tried anything that required regular practise, habit, a meagre investment of time in practise and learning, he would quit when he doesn't see inmediate results. If he tried to draw, he would most likely stop when he saw that his drawings don't pan out, but he has a very good amount of people that will give him asspats, so i don't know exactly on this one.

He fetishises pregnancy because of the idea it leaves you helpless (even though women have traditionally worked through to the final stages of pregnancy throughout history). This is why he never talks about actually having a child

all of his kinks are like this; hypnokink - someone he finds attractive hypnotises him and he doesn't even have to control his actions

pregnancy - someone impregnates him and is thus morally obliged to look after him while he puts his feet up

musk slut - kev doesn't have to bother showering or looking after his appearence

robot stuff - kev's body is replaced with a mechanical one that doesn't feel the effort of having to move

DDLG - children are looked after and don't have to do anything

having an amhole - well he never talks about riding dick or taking any active role because of course women just lay there

Kevin isn't the personification of lust, but sloth: he just attaches the idea of fetish to it as a type of bait. 'You make sure I never have to lift a finger and feed me and pay for me and I'll lay on my back and take whatever I have to rather than ever making an effort'

I'd suggest even getting the amhole was an exercise in sloth because being horny is frustrating, which might make you desire to get off your ass and do something to relieve it, instead he just cut his dick off to get rid of the uncomfortable frustration and give him an excuse to be looked after and not work on the ranch

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This is purely anecdotal, but I've been told that men who dope T to get bigger muscles lose function in their dick and balls. Seems counterintuitive but, instead of turning them into super studs, their junk shrivels up and stops working because it's no longer needed to maintain normal levels of testosterone.

In women, the effect is just the opposite. Their clits grow into micro-peens. Think Alyssa from the @KindKinkster thread.

I'm a roider and I can answer this
prolonged usage of androgens will atrophy your testicles because your body relies on a form of homeostasis to regulate testosterone levels called the Hypothalmic Pituitary Testicular Axis (HPTA). basically as testosterone levels drop in the blood the hypothalmus detects this and signals the pituitary to release hormones to activate the testicles to activate and produce testosterone. if you roid then your testicles never recieve that signal because your levels never drop and the leydig cells begin to die off from lack of bloodflow, although if anything your dick will be back to the random erections phase of being 14-15 again because your test levels will be at a natural peak or higher constantly. Of course if you're going much higher than natural levels you need an aromatase inhibitor to prevent testosterone converting to eostrogen and giving you ED and mantits

 

[PaladinBoo]

Funny how all these supposed women in male bodies still have totally male interests all the way back from their childhood. Also funny how they seem to lack stereotypically female qualities like empathy and the desire to nurture or take care of others. It's almost like the only female aspect of their psyche is...

um.....

uhhhhh

liking pastel colors?

This is what drives me crazy about troons like Kevin. They have no female interest or female qualities. A lot of their hobbies are mostly geared towards males. Video games, table tops, card games, comics, toys, etc. Sure, there are some women out there that like this stuff but they are a minority. A lot of women like arts and crafts. Like knitting, sewing, looming, quilting, cooking, painting, drawing, flower arranging, etc. Kevin has no interest at all with these types of hobbies. Unless it's cooming or filling his house with more plastic crap from China.
Then we have the lack of female qualities. Even the most rabid danger hair on Twitter can say that she has felt a sense of empathy for others and a desire to nurture. Not Kevvie. The only desires he feels is to coom and to enjoy the suffering of his detractors. We also have the sick fetishes that he puts on display for the world to see. Most real women don't talk about sex and their fetishes in public the way Kevin does as that would invite a lot of unwanted attention from, ironically, the likes of men like Kevin. Kevin however lays it all out in the open because his ideal woman is a submissive slut and since he wants to be that woman he acts and talks like a filthy coom brain.
Also, the way they dress drives me insane! Most women stop dressing like middle school girls once they reach high school. Yet these disgusting men wear clothes that only a teenage girl would wear. You look at any normal biological adult woman and she ain't dressing like a little girl yet with these fucks it is their style.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Most likely. Getting a combo like that would take a lot of turns and preparation unless he has something that allows him to search for cards in his deck. I still think that Kev will not delve too hard into MTG since he will most likely not have people to play agains, if he has he will lose miserably and MTG has not enough coom in it to keep Kev's attention.

Also, he would rage incredibly hard at some really nasty combos and bitch about how it's unfair.

Didn't Penny and fat Bonnie used to play MTG? Now that Bonnie the Hutt has moved on to crazier pastures, maybe Kevin is playing with Penny. I'm assuming Penny lets Kevin win because he knows Kevin is a huge megatard child and that's why he was able to set up that move. I wonder if he let Bonnie win lest Bonnie go into a rage about losing.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Tough day for Kevin

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[S.C.U.D.]

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This started fairly normal, like I can understand being annoyed by employees who try to sell you phone plans (although bitching about it online is pretty stupid) but then Kevin just had to make it, well, Kevinesque.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Tough day for Kevin
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”whiles you exist among the cis”
“ as a trans woman I have less spoons for the cis”

Jesus Christ this guy is saying that he doesn’t have energy to talk to cis people and he would only talk to trans people.

Kevin and the Tranch really are the new Almish.

For any normal People reading this, please remember that when kevin uses the word “spoons” he is co-opting this term from a literal lupus patient trying to explain how they need to plan out their day because they have a life-threatening condition which is destroying them from the inside out.