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What? Don't tell me you're not celebrating Pretend to be a Time Traveler Day, Cat Herder's Day, and National Bicarbonate of Soda Day this year...?
P.S. Happy National Pepper Pot Day, everyone!
Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose
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P.S. Happy National Pepper Pot Day, everyone!
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This is only funny because I made pozole today that also uses a lot of peppers. I could be celebrating American holidays and not even know it. Damn it Graeme was right!
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I think that's every Sunday. At the chapel.
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Still consulting all the influencer gift guides and picking out my dress for this one, but you remind me that every day is National Salt Day in Suncroft, Kildare.
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Graeme's been hitting the beers apparently, a much needed relief from his Xbox-less Christmas.
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No Graeme, quite the opposite in fact:
He also targeted a local babyfag:
Amazingly, Graeme is STILL fantasising about moving out, and already considering hypotheticals, such as:
Why do you ask indeed, Graeme? Already predicting your 'ma' or 'da' might show up to your shanty shack? He will NEVER live alone.
Also on Facebook he went live to ask about people'sHalloween New Year's and to talk about his plans:
Graeme does his usual tactic of talking for several minutes before stopping to "invite some people in". He brings up his DVD player, which he says he's excited to get because he can "download apps like twitter and facebook onto it" LOL Graeme you already have like 12 devices that act as a computer, who the FUCK uses a DVD player to browse twitter? Someone called "Dylan" joins his stream and he immediately brings up his innocent baby nephew, who's obviously always on his mind (shudder). I love that he still thinks "I'm just watching youtube at the moment" is something worth talking about; this quickly turns into regurgitating another bullshit reddit post for no reason whatsoever. Fake vax shill Graeme also decides to whinge about "people not taking the virus seriously" in another side thought before he runs out of steam, talks about things he's going to consoom, and then shuts off the stream.
He's done a few different streams on youtube, including more FIFA, Naruto, and another stream of him talking to the camera:
It cuts in abruptly because Graeme doesn't know how to livestream despite how many hundreds of times he's done it. You can see one of his gnarly eyebrow pimples in this one. His first summary of the year is a repeat story of the PS5 events, again. Graeme's wonky eye looks REALLY fucked up in this one for some reason. He segues from PS5 to "I got my covid shots and my boosters" out of nowhere. "Like if you went through my phone records, you would literally see that see I spent this entire year trying to get my PS5 back" a year well spent, you certainly deserved worse, Graeme. Funny how he recognises how much he wanted the PS5 but still whinged about not getting an Xbox on top of it. He rambles on about his tard centre activities, his swimming, bowling, etc. About 50 times throughout he refers to the year as being "heptic". Graeme also makes his upcoming New Years plans with his family sound like a chore, because he can't livestream to wish everyone a happy New Years lmao. Then he rattles off all the things he watched during the year, yep, you read that correctly. "I watched some wrestling... I watched some cartoons..." such a full life he lives. Halfway through the video he basically starts over again, listing off the many exciting things he got up to this year. The classic line of "playing a few kids games" comes up when he rattles off the things he'll be doing for his garbage youtube channel in the new year, desiring 300 subscribers ("or more"). One of the funniest parts has to be when he says "I want this channel to be a friendly channel where people come in and talk to me or ask me questions" - this is especially hilarious when you know that he TURNS HIS CHAT OFF when he gets one or two (normal) messages. He even ignores someone in his livestream chat while rambling on about this bullshit. And he closes off whining that "the internet will be blocked with too many people sending out new years messages" LOL what a great crumb of retardation.
Anyway that's all she wrote for this year, I suppose. We'll see what godawful happenings Graeme gets up to next year... so we will.
He also targeted a local babyfag:
Amazingly, Graeme is STILL fantasising about moving out, and already considering hypotheticals, such as:
Why do you ask indeed, Graeme? Already predicting your 'ma' or 'da' might show up to your shanty shack? He will NEVER live alone.
Also on Facebook he went live to ask about people's
Graeme does his usual tactic of talking for several minutes before stopping to "invite some people in". He brings up his DVD player, which he says he's excited to get because he can "download apps like twitter and facebook onto it" LOL Graeme you already have like 12 devices that act as a computer, who the FUCK uses a DVD player to browse twitter? Someone called "Dylan" joins his stream and he immediately brings up his innocent baby nephew, who's obviously always on his mind (shudder). I love that he still thinks "I'm just watching youtube at the moment" is something worth talking about; this quickly turns into regurgitating another bullshit reddit post for no reason whatsoever. Fake vax shill Graeme also decides to whinge about "people not taking the virus seriously" in another side thought before he runs out of steam, talks about things he's going to consoom, and then shuts off the stream.
He's done a few different streams on youtube, including more FIFA, Naruto, and another stream of him talking to the camera:
It cuts in abruptly because Graeme doesn't know how to livestream despite how many hundreds of times he's done it. You can see one of his gnarly eyebrow pimples in this one. His first summary of the year is a repeat story of the PS5 events, again. Graeme's wonky eye looks REALLY fucked up in this one for some reason. He segues from PS5 to "I got my covid shots and my boosters" out of nowhere. "Like if you went through my phone records, you would literally see that see I spent this entire year trying to get my PS5 back" a year well spent, you certainly deserved worse, Graeme. Funny how he recognises how much he wanted the PS5 but still whinged about not getting an Xbox on top of it. He rambles on about his tard centre activities, his swimming, bowling, etc. About 50 times throughout he refers to the year as being "heptic". Graeme also makes his upcoming New Years plans with his family sound like a chore, because he can't livestream to wish everyone a happy New Years lmao. Then he rattles off all the things he watched during the year, yep, you read that correctly. "I watched some wrestling... I watched some cartoons..." such a full life he lives. Halfway through the video he basically starts over again, listing off the many exciting things he got up to this year. The classic line of "playing a few kids games" comes up when he rattles off the things he'll be doing for his garbage youtube channel in the new year, desiring 300 subscribers ("or more"). One of the funniest parts has to be when he says "I want this channel to be a friendly channel where people come in and talk to me or ask me questions" - this is especially hilarious when you know that he TURNS HIS CHAT OFF when he gets one or two (normal) messages. He even ignores someone in his livestream chat while rambling on about this bullshit. And he closes off whining that "the internet will be blocked with too many people sending out new years messages" LOL what a great crumb of retardation.
Anyway that's all she wrote for this year, I suppose. We'll see what godawful happenings Graeme gets up to next year... so we will.
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Lmaoooo.
But wait.
Is he planning to turn the DVD player into his dedicated CP machine? If so, I’m not surprised he paid for one with internet access. Fortunately I don’t think he’s clever enough to work out how to wipe all his CP off of any other devices.
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If he actually engaged with his chat, I'd be tempted to ask him his plans for his fantasy apartment. Apparently it is possible to be paid for sitting on your fat ass, playing games and watching cartoons, but I strongly doubt Graeme has the nous or the drive for that.
It's like you're trying to make us dependent on your write ups by making sure we never click on his vids.
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In the poop toucher leaks from several weeks ago, Graeme admitted there’s no way he’ll be able to move out for at least three years. He claims to be “saving up” for it but considering he’s always begging for money even for food, I don’t think his nest egg exists yet. His parents are stuck with him until they die or he goes to prison or gets justifiably murdered.
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I do wonder why Graeme's exclusive business is just "watching Youtube at the moment", like does he not do anything else but watch Youtube at the moment?
>implying Graeme would even know how to live without the guidance of someone that's not as literally retarded as him
If Graeme truly does attempt to move out then I hope that Ireland has the equivalent to those assisted living programs in the US.not that he doesn't belong dead in a ditch in minecraft for being a nonce and also too fat to have sexual relations with
>implying Graeme would even know how to move outAmazingly, Graeme is STILL fantasising about moving out, and already considering hypotheticals, such as:
Why do you ask indeed, Graeme? Already predicting your 'ma' or 'da' might show up to your shanty shack? He will NEVER live alone.
>implying Graeme would even know how to live without the guidance of someone that's not as literally retarded as him
If Graeme truly does attempt to move out then I hope that Ireland has the equivalent to those assisted living programs in the US.
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>implying that Graeme can breathe outside the carefully calibrated environment of his hazmat-strewn bedroom
Can’t wait for him to start commenting on the Jack Murphy shitshow.
Can’t wait for him to start commenting on the Jack Murphy shitshow.
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I watched Graeme's first Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm stream, and it's a generic Graeme stream.
It's not very interesting, but some things of note:
- Graeme turns down the volume because he doesn't want to get "copyrighted" (even though there's no copyrighted music, just dialogue and generic game music and sound effects). He ends up turning up the volume again because he can't hear what people are saying.
- He sets the computer/NPC/enemy/idk difficulty to Easy, because Graeme.
- He mispronounces a LOT of words, for example: "ramen" as "roman" and "raymin", "alcove" as "archive", "drab" as "dab", "batch" as "brunch", "Hokage" as "Harange" and "RYO" (the in-game currency) as "ro" and "yo".
- He doesn't read any info boxes, just immediately skips through them. As a result, he thinks a shop where you SELL fruits/vegetables that you collect as a place where you BUY fruits/vegetables.
This moment is the crown jewel though:
It's not very interesting, but some things of note:
- Graeme turns down the volume because he doesn't want to get "copyrighted" (even though there's no copyrighted music, just dialogue and generic game music and sound effects). He ends up turning up the volume again because he can't hear what people are saying.
- He sets the computer/NPC/enemy/idk difficulty to Easy, because Graeme.
- He mispronounces a LOT of words, for example: "ramen" as "roman" and "raymin", "alcove" as "archive", "drab" as "dab", "batch" as "brunch", "Hokage" as "Harange" and "RYO" (the in-game currency) as "ro" and "yo".
- He doesn't read any info boxes, just immediately skips through them. As a result, he thinks a shop where you SELL fruits/vegetables that you collect as a place where you BUY fruits/vegetables.
This moment is the crown jewel though:
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GRAEME'S YEAR IN REVIEW:
Graeme got his PS5 stolen, then bought a new one.
that's it. That's all that happened.
I did like the Drama Class reveal, where he discusses his sped progam's online drama club. I assume they don't record those, but would be fun to see. And it's nice to hear that Graeme was watching wrestling and MLP. I wasn't sure if he ever got the chance, what with his busy 7 AM schedule and all, and was starting to get worried.
Am eagerly looking forward to 2022, when Graeme gets another covid shot, and starts his career as the world's foremost Peppa Pig streamer (which I'm sure is in no way a plan to lure children into his reach). Happy New Year, everyone!
Graeme got his PS5 stolen, then bought a new one.
that's it. That's all that happened.
I did like the Drama Class reveal, where he discusses his sped progam's online drama club. I assume they don't record those, but would be fun to see. And it's nice to hear that Graeme was watching wrestling and MLP. I wasn't sure if he ever got the chance, what with his busy 7 AM schedule and all, and was starting to get worried.
Am eagerly looking forward to 2022, when Graeme gets another covid shot, and starts his career as the world's foremost Peppa Pig streamer (which I'm sure is in no way a plan to lure children into his reach). Happy New Year, everyone!
I have always wondered, what's the deal with the "so it does" and all the variations of it? Is it a common phrasing in Ireland or is it some sort mushmouth retard thing?
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So it is!
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It’s just a quirk in some regional Irish dialects. I find its most common in certain rural areas and especially Northern Ireland. Its no different to how certain English people will end their sentence with "innit". Its like this innate need to give unnecessary emphasis, so it is.
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IIRC while there's likely nothing in the game Bamco will DMCA, this is actually a valid complaint as some companies actually DMCA music (Looking at Nintendo, and Square-Enix in regards to Endwalker's OST among other companies) and Twitch has been more assertive with DMCA Law.
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It's a common phrase in the Midlands of Ireland. Sure you know yourself.
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New Year's greetings from Graeme Kelly:
Anyone?!?
ANYONE?!?
She's too old for you, Graeme (he also retweeted a memorial message from Tara Strong, which is likely how he learned about this).
FINALLY, IMPORTANT NEWS.
For anyone who guessed that Graeme would cram a ham sandwich into his brand new DVD player and break it; yo.
Truly a great year for the Kelly fandom. Cheers, Graeme! And here's to 2022!
Anyone?!?
ANYONE?!?
She's too old for you, Graeme (he also retweeted a memorial message from Tara Strong, which is likely how he learned about this).
FINALLY, IMPORTANT NEWS.
For anyone who guessed that Graeme would cram a ham sandwich into his brand new DVD player and break it; yo.
Truly a great year for the Kelly fandom. Cheers, Graeme! And here's to 2022!