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Oh naw. Didn't realize it was an airline employee. Just saw him being a Karen and posting the TSA rules
š· Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Is are you gunna get internet beat up before or after you bring Killstream.tv back, Ralph?
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Luckily Greg United, the CEO of United Airlines, is a big fan of the Killstream and commanded that the stewardess has to give Ralph a full can of soda while all non-celebrities have to stick with the little cup. Winning again!
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He's done this before. Richmond probably doesn't do direct to Vegas. He's had to go through Charlotte before.
this that"The shutins on KF"
@theralph who is your best IRL friend?
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That poor woman. Imagine just trying to do your job during one of the most stressful times for airline workers due to the mass layoffs from COVID and those still working having to work harder. You're just trying to make sure things go smoothly and this loud, foul mouthed, belligerent wigger throws a fit because he wants to bring his laptop on board and you are just telling him what your supervisor told you. I hope this woman gets some kind of bonus for having to deal with Ralph. Nobody should be subjected to that. It does however raise a question. If he treats a random female airline worker like shit for a mix up imagine how he must treat Pantsu behind closed doors.
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what a total loser acting like an ass at the airport, you're the type of guy people from other nations see and go "yep that's all of America".
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I thought Kang Ralph was making money hand over fist. Why would he need to have a stopover like some Faggot Farms pleb, instead of just flying direct from D.C.?He's done this before. Richmond probably doesn't do direct to Vegas. He's had to go through Charlotte before.
"The shutins on KF"
@theralph who is your best IRL friend?
Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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Driving from Richmond to Charlotte I can see. Driving from Richmond to Newark is insane. Even if Pantsu uses it to go back to see her dad for NYE. And what of poor Alice? Is she just staying at Maison du Gunt alone?
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I'm not sure why he's not taking a private jet. Should only be a few grand. He should be able to afford that just from his massive sports gambling winnings.
Edit - Furthermore, it would be the ultimate way to stick it to the alawgs about how well he's doing. Also, Ralph, if you think the casinos don't know who is flying in on a private jet so they can comp them the best of the best shit, you are very much mistaken.
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He drove from Rochester to Newark. What a waste of gas and airport parking fees. Ethan Ralph knows how to spend the maximum amount of money living the trashiest, least enviable life ever.
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If the fat retard left Alice alone he'll come back to most of his shit stolen or sautƩed in a mixture of menstrual blood and feces. Possibly both.
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So Gunt Uygur was at his trad Cath āfine as fuckā fiancĆ©ās trad Cath fatherās house and decided āAH NEEDS TAH BE IN VEGAS FER MAH NYE!ā?
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"We're fighting"
Oh fuck off Ralph, you've had two fights. One you lost to a woman, and another you drew with a bunch of trannies after your mule stepped in. Stop pretending you're some tough guy, you'd gas out in seconds because you're a tub of lard.
You front up then back off if it doesn't get the desired result instantly, like what happened when you got upset with Chicken Andy and his friends glared at you.
Some real internet tough guy bullshit from Ralph, what a shocker.
Why don't you prove me wrong, please, please fight Brian. Please.
@Bryan Dunn this fat wigger says he's fighting anyone who calls him a Gunt to his face. Now's your chance!
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That's weird, it makes me wonder. A couple of months ago Ralph was hellbent on telling anyone who would listen how he would not do any time he was gonna walk away from the trial a free man, and that it was going to be a bloodbath and a bad time for Faith.Ralph admitting he would rather die than be sober.
Then it seemed like he got bad news, he was in a shitty mood and lashing out at everyone (don't remember the exact date but something had obviously happened), it was speculated that he received news about the trial, either that he wasn't getting a plea or that the plea was not what he wanted. From that point on he changed his spiel to "I can do 6 months and it won't affect me" "I will still make money" "I'm like Tupac" and all that retarded shit which was a pretty big change from what he said his "lawyers" had told him.
Anyway, with what he said on Poast I'm wondering if he got an offer with some type of sobriety condition, AA, or some type of program that would prevent him from being intoxicated 24/7 and he refused because he is a spoiled child and an alcoholic.
Whatever the outcome of the trial Ralph should have started trying to better himself the moment Xander was born, instead he's gone the complete opposite route, whores, drugs, booze, gambling, driving like a maniac. The heart episode should have made him take a hard look at his life but instead it was "they gave me nitroglycerin lol".
He is on a path of complete self-destruction, more than ever before, no paternal instinct of "shit I should take care of myself because my kid(s) will need me" no "I want to see my kid(s) grow up" (instead he thinks "nah, Xander can look me up when he's old enough"), not to mention he doesn't seem to give two shits about the upcoming baby girl.
In a way it's not weird that he wouldn't have developed any paternal instincts since he's never even met Xander and paternity to him are still an abstract concept, he doesn't really have any bond or attachment to the kid and the new baby is still a few months away. Even so, I doubt anything will change once she's born.
Anyway, my point was that he should have thought about quitting or at the very least reducing his addictions the moment he realized that he should be taking care of his spawn (if nothing else just because the possible issues they will have with people calling CPS on them). But since Ralph can only thing in terms of "ME ME ME" he would actually prefer to go to jail than to be sober, which would result in the same forced sobriety but logic was never one of Ralph's strong points.
It shouldn't surprise me, but Ralph keeps finding new ways to be even more of a deadbeat wigger.
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No, he stated that he would be returning for NYE while he was still in Vegas *only three weeks ago*.
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It was actually Rand using his contacts from the basic training (who are now glorified mall security)
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@Bryan Dunn why don't you just go to Vegas and fight him? If nothing else we'll all get the satisfaction of watching him completely puss out.
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Maybe @Bryan Dunn can use the TTS system where you can give $5 for a headlock, $10 for a noogie while in headlock, $15 for a slap in the face, etc.?
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Please donāt summon that faggot to this thread. He has a containment thread for a reason.
As for paternal instincts, Ethan has none. Far from worrying about taking care of his kids, Iām sure heās betting on them taking care of his ass when heās old and sick. Jokeās on him, heās not living long enough to grow old. But he sure looks elderly at the age of 35.
As for paternal instincts, Ethan has none. Far from worrying about taking care of his kids, Iām sure heās betting on them taking care of his ass when heās old and sick. Jokeās on him, heās not living long enough to grow old. But he sure looks elderly at the age of 35.
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This literal fucking nigger won't stop getting fucked up so he can be there for the birth of his daughter. He's got the same priorities as his own father.
Him acting like CPS showing up to your house is the same as unwanted pizza deliveries was rich.
After his completely unwarranted sperg out today I'm done hoping for a redemption arc. You could say I'm a Gunt Accelerationist now.
The sooner his drunken rage hits critical mass the sooner he's out of his daughters life.
I regret ever counter signalling anyone that tried to tell me better.
Some people know not to touch the stove at all. Some people need to touch it a couple times. Ethan's not going to learn until his head is in the oven