Car Pin-ups

[Half-dude]

Hey guys, remember me? Half-dude the car boffer? : ) If you don't remember, my thread is here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/half-dude.10890/page-12

Anyway, my thread was closed awhile back. I understand the reasoning though I was kinda saddened to see it go as it was my main way to interact with you guys. Believe it or not, despite the rocky start and some people who still don't like me. I actually found a lot of you guys and gals pretty cool and enjoyed getting to know you all, and I believe the feeling was mutual for the most part.

I just came to this site initially to defend myself, so I'm not really sure exactly what the rules of this forum are exactly. I guess any admins can tell me, but I really did enjoy sharing my anthro car pin-ups, porn, and g-rated stuff with you guys. I love to see the response my car art gets from non-ObjectumSexuals.. the confusion, the fascination, or the snarky sarcastic quips.

I also looked back at my thread tonight and saw some people saying they'd be interested in having me draw sexy pin-ups of their daily-driver cars. (this was before I arrived) So if anyone is still interested, I'd be more then happy to draw something that'd make you never able to look at your own car the same way again. XD

So what do you say? Would you guys be okay with me having a thread on your forum for me to post my anthro-car art as I draw new stuff? And/or draw sketches for people?

I guess just to have something posted. Here's a g-rated picture I drew based on a cute photo someone posted on Facebook:

The Inspiration:

My drawing ^^:

 

[LikeicareKF]

please draw a pic of my car masturbating, for science

 

[Half-dude]

Pretty sexy babe there, I commend your ability to keep that black paint job so clean.

Sure I'll give that a go! Can you let me know what the make/model and year is so I can get ref pictures? Also is it a boy or girl? ^^

 

[LikeicareKF]

Pretty sexy babe there, I commend your ability to keep that black paint job so clean.

Sure I'll give that a go! Can you let me know what the make/model and year is so I can get ref pictures? Also is it a boy or girl? ^^

2006 VZ SV6 Commodore

And I'd prefer it to be male

 

[SpessCaptain]

Oh my god fuck off you intolerable sperg.

Not you LIC.

 

[wheat pasta]

Is that really professional conduct for a supervisor, @Valiant? Sure I'd understand if he's done something that infringes on the rules or repeatedly harassed users, but... he's perfectly harmless if a bit eccentric.

 

[Bugaboo]

Hey guys, remember me? Half-dude the car boffer? : ) If you don't remember, my thread is here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/half-dude.10890/page-12

Anyway, my thread was closed awhile back. I understand the reasoning though I was kinda saddened to see it go as it was my main way to interact with you guys. Believe it or not, despite the rocky start and some people who still don't like me. I actually found a lot of you guys and gals pretty cool and enjoyed getting to know you all, and I believe the feeling was mutual for the most part.

I just came to this site initially to defend myself, so I'm not really sure exactly what the rules of this forum are exactly. I guess any admins can tell me, but I really did enjoy sharing my anthro car pin-ups, porn, and g-rated stuff with you guys. I love to see the response my car art gets from non-ObjectumSexuals.. the confusion, the fascination, or the snarky sarcastic quips.

I also looked back at my thread tonight and saw some people saying they'd be interested in having me draw sexy pin-ups of their daily-driver cars. (this was before I arrived) So if anyone is still interested, I'd be more then happy to draw something that'd make you never able to look at your own car the same way again. XD

So what do you say? Would you guys be okay with me having a thread on your forum for me to post my anthro-car art as I draw new stuff? And/or draw sketches for people?

I guess just to have something posted. Here's a g-rated picture I drew based on a cute photo someone posted on Facebook:

The Inspiration:

My drawing ^^:

Dad Car looks fucking pissed

 

[Half-dude]

Is that really professional conduct for a supervisor, @Valiant? Sure I'd understand if he's done something that infringes on the rules or repeatedly harassed users, but... he's perfectly harmless if a bit eccentric.

Thank you Wheat, I agree, that's no way to act. Not for a standard user and especially for an admin, show some professionalism for god sake. I have no idea why this guy hates me so much as we've barely spoken and I never directed anything towards him. It's funny that he calls me intolerant, since that label could much better be placed on himself. I'm just wanting to express myself and for no reason at all he want's to silence me because he disagrees with my lifestyle evidently.

2006 VZ SV6 Commodore

And I'd prefer it to be male

Right on! Can do buddy, always happy to draw a gigantic car cock being pleasured. ; )

 

[LikeicareKF]

You're inspirational, now hurry up and do my drawing

 

[WireSponge]

Please draw a sexy forklift I would greatly appreciate it.

Edit: The forklift is a girl.

 

[Cable 7]

I'd honestly like to see what you could do with an Edsel car. They're really odd looking.

 

[DangerousGas]

Intolerable is not the same as intolerant.

On an unrelated note, someone vandalised my car recently: they got underneath it and cut most of the exhaust off. From this, I have two questions. 1) what is the nature of the disfigurement associated with this in your anthro-car headcanon, and 2) on a scale of 0 to 'stray sheep meltdown', how much does the prospect of such vandalism rustle your jimmies?

 

[Half-dude]

Wow so many wonderful requests, I appreciate the forklift and Edsel requests. I've never tried my anthro style on a forklift and Edsels do surely have strange faces. I can't guarantee the end results will look sexy, not that any of them probably do to non-OS people anyway. But I like the chance to test my skills, so thank you.

Intolerable is not the same as intolerant.

On an unrelated note, someone vandalised my car recently: they got underneath it and cut most of the exhaust off. From this, I have two questions. 1) what is the nature of the disfigurement associated with this in your anthro-car headcanon, and 2) on a scale of 0 to 'stray sheep meltdown', how much does the prospect of such vandalism rustle your jimmies?

No they're not, I guess I miss-read it, but honestly I wouldn't put it below that guy to say such a thing.

I'm sorry someone vandalized your car, I'm both sympathetic for you and your car. 1.) In my headcanon they're not "mutilations" because they exist in an alternate-future universe where they're mechanically designed to be able to move and twist like that. Think transformers, they have a all fours driving mode where they transport people, but can then switch into walk mode when they're "off duty" to do their own thing. I explain this in detail in my thread. 2.) rustle my jimmies? Not really at all. I mean we are talking about metal pipes here. Human brains are programmed to be disgusted by organic mutilations, blood, guts ect. It's a hold over from animalistic times probably as a defensive measure, we see a gory death, we feel uncomfortable and disgusted and it makes us leave, thus leave a possible dangerous situation. Just because I'm OS doesn't mean my whole brain is reprogrammed buddy. It bothers me, it bothers me on an ideological level that people will mutilate someone's car as a way to attack the owner. OS people believe in animism for the most part, that objects have souls and are aware. So I hate to see cars being treated badly for something they never even had anything to do with, it's not fair and it's cruel. It's like hurting someone's dog to emotionally hurt it's owner.. it's just not right.

 

[millais]

Do a Kubelwagon

 

[Half-dude]

That's funny you mention that, because I've actually been thinking of drawing a pin-up of a Tiger II tank. XD Always thought they were kinda hot...

Kubelwagons might not be that sexy, but their future offspring I have a HUGE crush on. Modern Volkswagons are AMAZINGLY sexy.

 

[LikeicareKF]

you still havent done my drawing you lazy cunt

 

[millais]

That's funny you mention that, because I've actually been thinking of drawing a pin-up of a Tiger II tank. XD Always thought they were kinda hot...

Kubelwagons might not be that sexy, but their future offspring I have a HUGE crush on. Modern Volkswagons are AMAZINGLY sexy.

The torsion bar suspension utilised in Tiger II is mechanically interesting and surprisingly reliable compared to Panther Ausf D through G.

 

[LikeicareKF]

The torsion bar suspension utilised in Tiger II is mechanically interesting and surprisingly reliable compared to Panther Ausf D through G.

http://wrongplanet.net/forums/

 

[CatParty]

That's funny you mention that, because I've actually been thinking of drawing a pin-up of a Tiger II tank. XD Always thought they were kinda hot...

Kubelwagons might not be that sexy, but their future offspring I have a HUGE crush on. Modern Volkswagons are AMAZINGLY sexy.

So when are you doing drawings for this thread? You made a thread for drawings and there is literally only one. A good starting point would be to complete @LikeicareKF's drawing as promised.

 

[Half-dude]

you still havent done my drawing you lazy cunt

Well maybe I wont now that you acted like an asshole. I'm not getting anything out of this, unless you want to pay me for the trouble, I'm not obligated to get it done when you want me to.