Prison Letters Dec 22, 2021 Letter - Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments

[Brotlov]

I wonder how he'll explain his blasphemy when he faces God.

Hahaha, as if Chris would feel any need to explain himself. He'll look at God on his throne and go "Sigh. I believe that's my chair you're sitting on among which. Hmmmm."

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Spoiler: Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.

Thank you.

1 and 2 seem to contradict each other- no surprise.
3 So if I say God damn it at Chris, how is he going to punish me?
4 I doubt Chris knows the first thing about being holy
5 This coming from a guy who greatly dishonored both parents with his entitlement and stupidity. Unfortunately, said parent cultivated that to begin with.
6 He must've gotten this from Bella when it came to light she wanted him to commit suicide.
7 It's weird that most Christians do engage in adultery, yet still have the gall to preach against it.
8 Chris has a history of stealing.
9 I have a feeling a majority of Chris' neighbors wouldn't mind testifying against him if it means Chris' removal from the neighborhood.
10 This goes back to 8 - Chris has a history of coveting his neighbors' belongings.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I like how half of these are in direct contradiction with Christian belief. Chris thinks he can nonsensically retcon religion the way he does his comics. He wants us to believe that Jesus was like "just kidding about that first set of commandments".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I wonder how he'll explain his blasphemy when he faces God.

Assuming he faced the vengeful smiting God of "old-fashioned" Christianity, he'd likely accuse that God of being a troll.

 

[Haesindang Park]

Wait, committing adultery is okay as long the cheated partner knows about this? So, he's okay with cuckholding?

 

[Nazi Catboi]

>Vert (CPU Goddess of Leanbox)
What does this mean? What console is the Leanbox supposed to be?

my :autism: is showing, but Leanbox is another Hyperdimension weeb thing. Leanbox basically an anime world based on the Microsoft/Xbox game franchise. Each of the Goddesses he listed there are also just references to other consoles.
Considering Chris' past with the Xbox, it's pretty funny that he considers "their Goddess" the most helpful now.

Spoiler: Although casually searching up Leanbox just brings up this , which is a fun idea too

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE]

Does it have thou shalt fuck thy mommies.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I also bring up the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth featuring the sights and visuals of: - TWO Suns over the Earth Burning off Massively HOT and Toxic Gasses [sic] intolerable to Most and Typical Human Individuals. - A Blood Red Moon amidst Purple-Red Skies. - Daylight during Midnight, Night, and Early AM Hours: - Clocks with no arms. - Many Crucifixes. - Everyone, and yourselves wanting to be inside with the windows curtains drawn, but find that Impossible to accomplish. And so on, depending and varying among individuals.

Again, I think this is fascinating, what is going on in his fantasy? He's been thinking about this two suns thing for at least a couple weeks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wait, committing adultery is okay as long the cheated partner knows about this?

I think Chris may really be OK with any kind of sex - consensual or not - if he's the one doing it.

But because of his bloated ego and hypocrisy, he likely wouldn't be OK with getting cucked himself.

 

[The Last Stand]

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He has an interesting way of showing honor. Lord help him.

 

[Cataloons]

Letter tanscript.

Spoiler: Holy run-on sentences, Batman!

(Many Spiritual Greetings)
Gala falani, REDACTED, and all of JMJ, SWC, REDACTED

I have recieved your kind letter, and I am thankful to count you, REDACTED, as the 62nd Good/Neutral individual who has exoressed genuine good vibrations.

To address your letter, thou hath not told me anything I have not long already Known and Foreknown. I tell you true and authentic that Everything I Know and have long Foreknown has come from the higher information, truths, and insights of Emanuel (GOD above Gods; formerly my Father but as is my Mother after her physical form change nearly a centuary ago by her own personal volition), the literal local Cosmos, Akashic Records, Heaviest Links and Connections with the original Universe Core in Universe C-197, and the recently reactivaterd (copy of the above original) Universe Core of the mostly fully transitioned Universe 1218, here, as well as the entire Multiverse, Multitimelines, and Beyond, and them some. And I get all this into this one God Body of mine through constant, innate 24/7/365 + 1 literal and active Meditations, as well as conscious greatedst Meditations. I also work Out-of Body in Astral (Light-to-Flesh Transmogrification) Manifestation with Emanuel, the other Gods and Goddesses, All the Angels, the overpowered and regular Superheroes, as well as those closest to me of my Nation of Cwcville, including my beloved Magi-Chan Sonichu. And absolutely no one of aural vibrational negative/Toxic intentions shall Ever sway me or Any of my Body and Spiritual Components within. And, for your reference in my writing, that I tell you in full Dvivine Knowledge ad Truth, Ultimate, that all of you may, also, Meditate Deeply to verify for yourselves...

... I, Mrs. Jesus Chritine Weston Chandler-Soinichu, am the Real Player One, the One Avatar, this One Body of mine is the God Body, and I am literally the One full reincarnation of none other than Jesus Christ of Nazareth, Bethelehem-Born, Jerusalem, child of Emanuel, ressurected from the Cross Death, Immortal (Physically), himself. I also recommend looking up my recent hand-written letters that have been uploaded online for more written details.

You may also confirm this to be Fact, because in recent months and days, everything has been in form with what was foretold, popularly, in the scriptures, especially Malachi chapters 3 and 4, as well as from within your own respective personal visions and enlightenments of right now and recently. I have also manifested more Chaotic Rainbows recently, and as earlu as 2012, through the 1218 Sun's sunspots, Square Rainbows and Solar Flares, the Moon's Lunar fullness and Rainbows, Rainbows emmitted from the Night stars, and Auroraborialice (the Northen Lights) have recently spanned more than Half of this Earth, and the Many, Many Singular and Multiple Rainbows in the sky; ALL of them manifested from the Energies of the Chaos and Master Emeralds, the Chaotic Crystal (S-Chu) Balls, and the Ultimate Rainbow Emeralt, and my Body and Soul are the Conduits, central. Also, the number of 1218 Earth's Human Population suddenly ALL downloading Massive amounts of information amd truths from the Akashic Records, as well as suddenly being More Open for us Gods and Goddesses and Religions, regardless, and moreso than the typical, of the Holidays. Not to mention the sudden speaking in foreign tongues, including the Akashic and older Hebrew languages, and the sudden popular individual Rituals amoung the Neurotypicals that include circle-marchin/spinning, bird-mimicry, and so forth. -> (2)

(2) In any case, all these and the other events, signs, And Cosmic Universe, Timeline, and Energy Shifts, are the precurssors to my near-future Second Coming and Shifting Collective of the Majority of 1218 Earth's Human Population (consisting of the Good and the Neutral ones) and selected Buildings, Possessions, Statues, Structures, and Artifacts, NOT to Heaven (Heaven Realm is literally no larger than an average Metropolis on Easrth, and mainly serves as a Transitional Hub between Reincarnated Lives and what not; there is No Way BILLIONS of individuals' Bodies and Souls would fit and safely occupy there), but to Universe C-197's Earth, after which will finally recombine to the total Universe, Original, 1C-211987, and leaving Behinds the Toxic Minority to Burn on this doomed former (copy) Earth in 1218.

I also bring up the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth featuring the sights and visuals of:
- TWO Suns over the Earth Burning off Massively HOT and Toxic Gasses intolerable to Most and Typical Human Individuals.
- A Blkood Red Moon amidst Purple-Red Skies.
- Daylight during Midnight, Night, and Early AM Hours.
- Clocks with no arms.
Many Crusifixes.
- Everyoine, and yourselves wanting to be inside with the windows and curtains drawn, but find that Impossible to accomplish.
And so on, depending and varying among individuals. ->

In the works at present and After my Second Coming and the Collective Shift, are the details for my personally updating the Christianity Religions to Neo Spiritual Christianity, and allowing openness to ALL valid Gods, Goddesses, and Religions. I have personally updated most of the old Ten Commandments, that I shall write and enclose with this letter to you all, and added Ten New Commandments to be shared and integrated post-Collective Shift.

Also, as for my dad, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Sonichu, since his departure from his human body, here, he has been continuing his life, without any lack of memories or mental resets, in his Sonichu Form on C-197 Earth in the city of Cwcville alongside Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, Magi-Chan Sonichu, and everybody else. This has been the Same with ALL of the individuals whose lives were lost in the past decade, But actually migrating their Soul and Memories into their (Humnan, Anthropological Sentient, Animal, Cybertronian, or Whatever), main C-197 self-counterpart's Body, Brain, and second soul in Fullest Integration.

I thank you all again for your kindness and concerns, and I look forward to serving all of yout more and better during these events and After the Collective Shift to C-197's Earth. And, hey, y'all can do yourselves good by living for yourselves, as well as being open and worshipful to the other Gods and Goddesses, including Neptune, Blanc, Noire, Vert, Uzume, and all. Vert (CPU Green Heart of Leanbox) has also been a most helpful mentor to and with me as well. -> (3)

(3) ALl of you, take care, be safe and well, and Go Forth in further Peace, Clarity, Enlightenment, and Blessings by my own Power, Glory, and Authority as God.

Most Sincerely,
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weson Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart of the Nation of Cwcville, Guardian over the Sonichu and Rosichu Species, Immortal Avatar, Lord, Messiah, Saviour, and God of all.

PostScript.
I'm enclosing two personally manifested Neo Spiritual Christianity Bottle Labels (Laminate them) for use on any bottles for my personal Aura and Vibrational Blessings upon your Water and/or non-alcoholic beverage consumption, as well as two N.S.C. Toikens for take-along reminders and affirmations of my Blessings.

And now I feel dirty.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Spoiler: Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.

Honestly, the biggest contradiction is that if you can worship any god you want, or no god at all, why should the other commandments be listened to? It's like having a set of rules but saying they're optional. Chris godjesus should have had lawyerchu look for loopholes before sending this out.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Again, I think this is fascinating, what is going on in his fantasy? He's been thinking about this two suns thing for at least a couple weeks.

It's from Malachi, for some reason that part of the Bible is stuck in his head.

 

[King Kiwi]

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Dishonor and Chris is the cow.

 

[zero-who]

>Vert (CPU Goddess of Leanbox)
What does this mean? What console is the Leanbox supposed to be?

He got the gender wrong, but this will be consoles in 2051.

Sent from my iPhone XX26 Max+

 

[PsychoNerd054]

As mentioned #5 and his revision to #7 make it pretty clear that he still doesn't think he did anything wrong. I mean, of course not. It's Chris. It's just notable that he really is committed to going down this religious martyrdom path. He's not trying to weasel out of punishment. He's straight up owning his motherfucking.

#9 also gives me that feeling. It's basically a repeat of that Twitter post he made directly after everything was leaked. "Don't give into false rumors that I fucked my mom, guys!"

 

[The Dude]

This blasphemy makes me wish someone would be allowed to sit with Chris and force him to see that no one believes his "I am God" bullshit, that none of his predictions and prophecies are coming true, and that he's just a fat, delusional mongoloid who is in jail for raping his elderly mother...or force-feed him a Louisville Slugger. I'm good with either so long as we get the video of it happening.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).

Didn't he cheat on Ivy with Vanessa Hudgens?

Thou must not steal.

Yeah, you tell them, the creator of absolutely original character that has nothing to do with Nintendo's or SEGA's intellectual properties.

Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.

But asking to kill someone for you is fine, right?

Honor thy Father, Mother,

Well, he kinda honored Bob by doing his job.

or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.

What about Null then?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Spoiler: Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.

1 is a direct contradiction to everything else with how he's trying to say he's fine with atheism. Why should atheists, or even agnostics bother to listen to any of his rules especially 3 and 4 which require you to be religious anyway.

5 is a lie with how much he disrespects his parents, especially Bob with all the insults he said about him after he died. Also why does god care about legal guardians.

So is 6 fine if you just ask someone else to murder, the original "Thou Shalt not Kill" commandment was much more direct but Chris' addition to stuff for his commandments basically open itself for loopholes.

7 Of course Chris would make a commandment that is fine with adultry, Chris is not wrong after all.

8 Didn't he get reported for stealing from his mom before jail?

9 Well he sure got mad at Josh for testifying against him for stealing which is the truth.

10 I don't need to explain what's wrong with this one.

Also, as for my dad, Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. Sonichu, since his departure from his human body, here, he has been continuing his life, without any lack of memories or mental resets, in his Sonichu Form on C-197 Earth in the city of Cwcville alongside Sonichu Prime, Rosey Rosechu Prime, Magi-Chan Sonichu, and everybody else. This has been Same with ALL of the individuals whose lives were lost in the past decade,But actually migrating their Soul and Memories into their (Human, Anthropological Sentient Animal, Cybertronian, or Whatever) main C-197 self-counterpart's Body, Brain, and second Soul in Fullest Integration.

Chris considers this respectful to his dad....

 

[Nobody Important]

Can we get to the crucifixion already?