So where is John Goldman’s first wife? He constantly mentions his kids, but the woman he’s making fuck Matt from Tinder isn’t the mother of his children.
He’s such an incredible, misogynistic asshole I’ll assume his first wife hates his guts and must be laughing her fucking ass off at this latest turn of events.
ETA: Jack apparently claims to have “multiple kids by multiple mothers” so I’ll assume there’s several exes laughing their asses off and planning on getting drunk on NYE just reading the entire internet dunk and shit on their ex and his sloppy asshole.
Im betting he tried to milk his Jewish-side at one point but failed miserably because he’s a bullshit artist AND a moron. I’m betting this would have been around the time he was selling weed but fantasizing his Jewish bros at Goldman Sachs were going to hire him to run hedge funds.
After finding no success trying to con his way into the financial sector it was off to the races to milk idiots who would fall for a schtick sold by roided out Irish Chad “Jack Murphy” instead. Also much easier crowd to con out of money. Really shows you how awful these charter school groups must be to fall for this creep’s con.