Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Doing basic errands?! How did Kevin manage to complete this Herculean task of going Target and interacting with customer service! He must be running low on spoons after all the puzzled looks from the people he traumatized with his presence.

I love that he calls them errands when the toughest thing he does is waddle out to the car. He gets carted around like a tard in the backseat and I'm assuming he pesters Penny the entire time in the store for more toys like a spoiled child.


I would love to hear a mental health professional's perspective on people like Kevin. He really does live life as a simpleton child. How does it not drive him crazy that he accomplishes nothing? I know that he is incapable of delaying gratification and therefore incapable of sitting down and doing shit like drawing without asspats. How is living like this sustainable? He eats like shit, doesn't exercise, doesn't get sunlight, couldn't possibly do anything he finds fulfilling—how does he function without being incredibly depressed?

I guess my question is—if I go one day doing nothing, it makes me feel like I'm wasting time and unproductive—what is Kevin's secret to just existing and not giving a fuck? He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an amhole.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I would love to hear a mental health professional's perspective on people like Kevin. He really does live life as a simpleton child. How does it not drive him crazy that he accomplishes nothing? I know that he is incapable of delaying gratification and therefore incapable of sitting down and doing shit like drawing without asspats. How is living like this sustainable? He eats like shit, doesn't exercise, doesn't get sunlight, couldn't possibly do anything he finds fulfilling—how does he function without being incredibly depressed?

I guess my question is—if I go one day doing nothing, it makes me feel like I'm wasting time and unproductive—what is Kevin's secret to just existing and not giving a fuck? He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an amhole.

@Meiwaku posted an opinion here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-10341581

(can't quote because long post)

 

[Neko GF]

I love that he calls them errands when the toughest thing he does is waddle out to the car. He gets carted around like a tard in the backseat and I'm assuming he pesters Penny the entire time in the store for more toys like a spoiled child.
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I would love to hear a mental health professional's perspective on people like Kevin. He really does live life as a simpleton child. How does it not drive him crazy that he accomplishes nothing? I know that he is incapable of delaying gratification and therefore incapable of sitting down and doing shit like drawing without asspats. How is living like this sustainable? He eats like shit, doesn't exercise, doesn't get sunlight, couldn't possibly do anything he finds fulfilling—how does he function without being incredibly depressed?

I guess my question is—if I go one day doing nothing, it makes me feel like I'm wasting time and unproductive—what is Kevin's secret to just existing and not giving a fuck? He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an amhole.

Kevin either 1. is genuinely contempt with the fact he's a complete failure as a man and has zero marks of an adult, not caring about this as long as he consoom, coom, groom with someone else taking care of his needs,

or 2. He finds being a gross coomer on Twitter and grooming people to be fulfilling.

Either way he is a an expectation to the concept of self-fulfilment.

 

[Freya Holmér]

And as for the "they hate women" i wouldn't say it's exactly hate. It's a completely unrealistic and skewed view of women and what it means to be a woman. You might think it's bonafide hatred since for these people a woman cannot be anything else than a whore that takes it up every hole in her body the second someone demands it, it's mainly because they are degenerate perverts whose sole drive in life is cooming. Does it make it less excusable than incels that want to round up women and put them in breeding facilities? No. But to say that it's the same is quite a stretch. Incels are fueled by bitterness and spergyness. Troons are fueled by coom and pornography.

Respectfully, I don't think you can be MtF without hating women. While their whole lives revolve around chasing subpar masturbatory orgasms, if trannies like Kevin have taught me anything, it's that resentment of real women is a large part of their identity. Read Elliot Rodgers' manifesto and you'll soon notice that the average tranny's social media posts sound like excerpts from it.

Let's take Kevin as a case study:

- literally never interacts with real women on social media or real life. (This is by choice. You can't accidentally avoid half of the human species)
- says he's better than real women
- endlessly talks about how real women are privileged assholes
- wants to put real women in breeding facilities
- mad that he's not getting sex & mad others are getting sex
- stereotypes women as brainless, lazy cumdumpsters to be bred
- enjoys the thought of making women uncomfortable. (From him making grocery store employees stare at him, to fantasizing about telling his own mother about his abortion fetish)

We follow Kevin because he has some unique traits, like living on a dysfunctional alpaca farm and hoarding toys - but that's it. Everything else about him is standard incel shit, which is standard tranny shit. The trans movement is a bunch of incels in skirts.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

@Meiwaku posted an opinion here:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-10341581

(can't quote because long post)

That was a really interesting read, thanks for the link!

It kind of got me thinking—I'm surprised Kevin doesn't do unboxing videos on YouTube. It seems perfect for him because it would be an intersection of everything he likes: getting new toys, attention and asspats for doing the most minimal of tasks, a way to get more money for more toys from paypigs, a way to find more failed men so he can crack their eggs. I don't get why he doesn't do it, he's not afraid of being in front of the camera because he does those ebegging streams with Ash and this would give him a way to consoom more.

 

[Aramis]

I would love to hear a mental health professional's perspective on people like Kevin.

"That boy ain't right."

That'll be 250 bucks.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

It kind of got me thinking—I'm surprised Kevin doesn't do unboxing videos on YouTube. It seems perfect for him because it would be an intersection of everything he likes: getting new toys, attention and asspats for doing the most minimal of tasks, a way to get more money for more toys from paypigs, a way to find more failed men so he can crack their eggs. I don't get why he doesn't do it, he's not afraid of being in front of the camera because he does those ebegging streams with Ash and this would give him a way to consoom more.

Well,

• he's a complete sperg on camera, his livestreams with Gash and the news segments prove that
• he has the personality of a sex addicted psychopath and the personality of a cinder block
• while I'm not much into overpriced plastic crap, I'm fairly certain "Troonsformers getting unboxed, manhandled, and promptly set on a path to destruction by a greasy manchild" is extremely niche content
• trannies need their illusions and delusions to keep on living, much more so than regular people, and seeing Kev live on camera without any fitering or editing would cause considerable harm to these illusions and delusions

In conclusion, I really don't think he'd have much - if any - success doing it.

 

[The Final Troondown]

These people are such urbanites.

Powerlevel but sometimes I consider moving to a really glorious area about an hour from where I live now, but I would miss urban amenities. Like I have maybe 10 different burrito places within 10 minutes of me. I celebrate them all.

Westcliffe looks glorious but I couldn't stand it. There's a reason why people leave rural areas for areas closer to big cities, and there's a reason why areas in BFE are surprisingly affordable, and if they didn't figure that out before they moved there, sucks to be them.

Who needs burrito places when you can pop over to your friendly neighbourhood transwomyn owned collective for burrito night?

 

[s0mbra]

Speaking of exercise

Fuck
Speaking of exercise, remember when he was using that treadmill or stepper thing?
Whatever happened to that

 

[The Final Troondown]

I love that he calls them errands when the toughest thing he does is waddle out to the car. He gets carted around like a tard in the backseat and I'm assuming he pesters Penny the entire time in the store for more toys like a spoiled child.
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I would love to hear a mental health professional's perspective on people like Kevin. He really does live life as a simpleton child. How does it not drive him crazy that he accomplishes nothing? I know that he is incapable of delaying gratification and therefore incapable of sitting down and doing shit like drawing without asspats. How is living like this sustainable? He eats like shit, doesn't exercise, doesn't get sunlight, couldn't possibly do anything he finds fulfilling—how does he function without being incredibly depressed?

I guess my question is—if I go one day doing nothing, it makes me feel like I'm wasting time and unproductive—what is Kevin's secret to just existing and not giving a fuck? He is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an amhole.

It's learned helplessness, or as it's been more correctly termed by modern neuroscience; failure to learn 'helpfulness'

the general tabula rasa state of the brain is that things occur to you without rhyme or reason or control, and through exploration and learning of how your actions impact on your circumstances and the world around you the brain develops a concept of causation. Now let's take Kevin, he's by all accounts a pretty useless autist who was never really mainstreamed, even when at school he'd have a wrangler to smooth his interactions with society and be frequently sent to tard isolation. Outside of school what we know of his upbringing is he lived on the internet and had zero in terms of real friends for much of his life. I don't know about this fiance or how that came about, this whole period is a mystery tbh so it can't be commented on. The story next picks up with penny adopting kevin as his 'little' and basically facilitating all of his needs. To kevin, he could work out 10 hours a week and work 60 hours a week and eat healthily and dilate and he'd still just be as fat poor and his amhole as wrecked as it is now because the world is just something that HAPPENS to you. So why would he feel bad about doing nothing, he's just expending less effort and spoons to get to the same result in the same amount of time. Ironically the closest kevin ever got to any locus of control is crediting himself for his 'egg cracking' tweet but then as the troons like to say 'I didn't become trans, I was always trans'

his entire online circle reinforces this ideology too, remember 'there is no ethical consumption under capitalism', the subtext being 'so there's no reason to try and make anything better'

 

[Neko GF]

The Wedge claimed it had an "anxiety attack" last night, so naturally his first instinct is to fish for compliments on Twitter-

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Kevin celebrating on his grooming "egg cracking" tweets-

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[The Silent Perjority]

Fuck
Speaking of exercise, remember when he was using that treadmill or stepper thing?
Whatever happened to that

I've posted about that before. He lost 8 or 9 pounds, felt good about himself, was actually forward planning to his next workout and must have had a lift in his mental state.
I thought that might have been a turning point.

But no. He dropped it and has never mentioned it again. The CrossTrainer is still at the ranch cos I've seen it in the background of pictures but he must just mentally block it out.
I honestly thought that might have been the tiniest diversion from his self obsession but the TransTramLines locked back on and nerfed it.
Even if the Coom can't be gainsaid can you imagine how much of a better place he would have been in for the Amhole revision if he'd kept it up?
Why can't he ever put 2 and 2 together.

/And editing to this he actually did do a week or so of exercise, he pushed himself and made a difference and fucking achieved something. He can commit to more than horny twitter posting or pointless consumerism. HE FUCKING CAN!
I'm in constant flux with these cows. Most of the time I know it's hopeless and they are beyond any real-world sanity but sometimes, just sometimes I think they have a chance.
They always blow it.

Ngl and off topic, as much as Kindness is fucking mental and fully deserving of her shitty life I'm genuinely concerned for her. Bonnie's a fucking narc attack tank and if he's cutting off the little support she had I think she may get lost. That's a very fragile human being there.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Respectfully, I don't think you can be MtF without hating women. While their whole lives revolve around chasing subpar masturbatory orgasms, if trannies like Kevin have taught me anything, it's that resentment of real women is a large part of their identity. Read Elliot Rodgers' manifesto and you'll soon notice that the average tranny's social media posts sound like excerpts from it.

Let's take Kevin as a case study:

- literally never interacts with real women on social media or real life. (This is by choice. You can't accidentally avoid half of the human species)
- says he's better than real women
- endlessly talks about how real women are privileged assholes
- wants to put real women in breeding facilities
- mad that he's not getting sex & mad others are getting sex
- stereotypes women as brainless, lazy cumdumpsters to be bred
- enjoys the thought of making women uncomfortable. (From him making grocery store employees stare at him, to fantasizing about telling his own mother about his abortion fetish)

We follow Kevin because he has some unique traits, like living on a dysfunctional alpaca farm and hoarding toys - but that's it. Everything else about him is standard incel shit, which is standard tranny shit. The trans movement is a bunch of incels in skirts.

When you put it that way, it's pretty much crystal clear. I guess i was really in the page of "how can you hate X when you want to become one" but the mention of Elliot and how similar in their train of thought and idea of what a woman "truly is" made me really reconsider. It is pretty uncanny how similar they are but i guess it's the ultimate conclusion of the troomers. Specially after remembering the "put Cis bitches in breeding facilities" thing, that was really vile.

Also, i really need to catch up with Kev lore because i didn't picked up the fact that he doesn't interact with real women IRL or online. I'm really weaksauce.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The Wedge claimed it had an "anxiety attack" last night, so naturally his first instinct is to fish for compliments on Twitter-

Smdh Wedgie the term "boywife" is cultural appropriation of the Afghani and Pakistani practice of bacha bazi! You're literally oppressing and literally erasing and literally murdering literal millions of figurative towel-headed literal child raping literal goat jockeys!

 

[AGPinochet]

know that he is incapable of delaying gratification

I'll disagree with you there, Kevin has a documented history of not immediately consooming a transformer by "saving it for later'' by not immediately unboxing it.

The Wedge claimed it had an "anxiety attack" last night, so naturally his first instinct is to fish for compliments on Twitter-

He looks like a tranny Furio, and Wedge damn sure wants $1000 from you

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Wedge is porking up. Is this because he got neutered?

 

[Owner of a Lonely Hole]

Now let's take Kevin, he's by all accounts a pretty useless autist who was never really mainstreamed, even when at school he'd have a wrangler to smooth his interactions with society and be frequently sent to tard isolation.

I’ve been a follower of the Kevin Gibes EU for a but now, and I’ve seen this mentioned quite a few times, but I guess I keep missing the primary source on this. Anyone know where he discussed high school?

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

I'm not a feminist, let alone a TERF, but the one thing I'll agree with them about is that this whole movement is fuelled by men who absolutely hate women.

I think there's also an element that exists purely for the fantasy of it all. While hatred of women may never enter the picture for them, they nonetheless gallivant about pretending to be something they're not. And then they'd have the gall to either dismiss or disavow the really degenerate people. It's the same with any group centered on sexual gratification and fulfillment, unfortunately. But the problem with disavowal is that you're still not far from the poisoned tree. You're still a product of that foulness, whether you're willing to admit it or not.

 

[Plague Flea]

I'll disagree with you there, Kevin has a documented history of not immediately consooming a transformer by "saving it for later'' by not immediately unboxing it

This is true, but I think you’re mistaking the point in time at which Kev‘s gratification (such as it is) takes place. He’s all about the buying . By the time the plastic shit is delivered, he’s largely lost interest so there’s not much gratification to delay.

 

[AGPinochet]

This is true, but I think you’re mistaking the point in time at which Kev‘s gratification (such as it is) takes place. He’s all about the buying . By the time the plastic shit is delivered, he’s largely lost interest so there’s not much gratification to delay.

Hmm you raise a good point, maybe I'm reaching but I think it's possible that because Kevin actually unboxes his plastic crap after purchasing it (which you theorize is where Kevin gets most of his high) he gets a secondary high in addition to the purchasing, which potentially ties into delayed gratification? Maybe unboxing a toy purchased a year ago is like a Scotch aficionado having a 15 year old bottle around for another 3 years before opening it for Kevin?