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[Shrekking Crew]

Wedge's head is so fucking fat. I guess shaving your jawbone away doesn't matter if that empty space is just filled in with jowls.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I’ve been a follower of the Kevin Gibes EU for a but now, and I’ve seen this mentioned quite a few times, but I guess I keep missing the primary source on this. Anyone know where he discussed high school?

It's somewhere here in the thread, but I couldn't find it so I looked on his twitter. This is from 2019, but I don't know if we have this info here. Looks like his dad got sick of his tard ass at one point


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[stupid frog]

Fuck
Speaking of exercise, remember when he was using that treadmill or stepper thing?
Whatever happened to that

I remember seeing it sitting in the same spot, long after he'd stopped mentioning using it.

 

[Hitman One]

Muh eggs (new selfie?)

Spoiler: Kevin's hairline retreating quicker than the French army

Degenerate furfag/diaperfag/pooltoyfag shit

Spoiler: nsfw

A happy new year to all my fellow KGIU fans. May 2022 bring us record servings of delicious milk.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Muh eggs (new selfie?)

Lots of talk about eggs for someone who has none.

Also, since Kev has an inflation fetish will he also get a new one by getting a fetish about inflatable pool toys?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Goddammit, I almost felt bad for him for a few minutes but the complete degeneracy washed that feeling away like Bull Conner with a firehose.

 

[Hitman One]

Also, since Kev has an inflation fetish will he also get a new one by

Being a pool toy is one of Kevin's longest standing fetishes I believe. I understand it's not easy to keep up when he has a list of circa six gorillion sexual deviances.

 

[80's Dad]

This motherfucker couldn't even handle the retard class in a regular school and is still complaining about it 15 years later. What a crybaby. High school was fucking easy, dude.

Someone brought up another reason why I hate Kevin. His inheritance that he just pissed away. I'm a little mad that he lives in one of the prettiest parts of the country, doesn't have to work, and he does nothing with that freedom. Put him in a 10x10 box with wifi and a tendies dispenser and he's happy to groom and consoom his life away.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Being a pool toy is one of Kevin's longest standing fetishes I believe. I understand it's not easy to keep up when he has a list of circa six gorillion sexual deviances.

Fuck, i can't keep up with all his fucking fetishes. I already knew about the humiliation, pissing, sissyfication, bimbofication, inflation, dickgirls, pregnancy... Does he get them like some sort of class advancement or something? Because at this point he has to be a Degenerate Coomer level 99 for having so many fucking fetishes.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

It's somewhere here in the thread, but I couldn't find it so I looked on his twitter. This is from 2019, but I don't know if we have this info here. Looks like his dad got sick of his tard ass at one point
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"sustained, constant trauma for nearly every moment of K-12. . ." What kind of a man thinks his entire time in school was traumatic? Let alone any of it? It amazes me sometimes how many ways Kevin manages to make his life out to be this never-ending spiral of trauma and anguish. While also happening to talk about what a "cumslut" he is. The juxtaposition gels about as well as water and oil.

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If I had a son who was so uninterested in going to school that he didn't want to leave the car, I'd probably scream too. He really tries to make his parents out to be less-than-understanding, but I have nothing but sympathy for them. Especially the mother. Fat lot of good this "fear" of school did for you, Kevin.

 

[Miss Misery]

Fuck, i can't keep up with all his fucking fetishes. I already knew about the humiliation, pissing, sissyfication, bimbofication, inflation, dickgirls, pregnancy... Does he get them like some sort of class advancement or something? Because at this point he has to be a Degenerate Coomer level 99 for having so many fucking fetishes.

Don't forget rape!

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

"Your tweet gave me anxiety."
"Well you telling me that gave me anxiety!"

No wonder troons call each other eggs, they're always walking on eggshells around each other.

What do these dumbasses think anxiety even is? Kevin himself has mentioned how he never allows himself to be alone with his thoughts ever, so I’m seriously convinced he believes even basic introspection/self-reflection is some severe symptom of anxiety. Absolutely pathetic.

 

[Old Fart]

It's somewhere here in the thread, but I couldn't find it so I looked on his twitter. This is from 2019, but I don't know if we have this info here. Looks like his dad got sick of his tard ass at one point
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Nothing in all this points to sexual 'dysphoria' or being a girl in a boy's body. If he'd been allowed to prance around in skirts back then, he'd still be a hopeless basket case.

 

[Hitman One]

Nothing in all this points to sexual 'dysphoria' or being a girl in a boy's body. If he'd been allowed to prance around in skirts back then, he'd still be a hopeless basket case.

If his dad had beat him once or twice he might have been a weird fat nerd but he'd never have trooned out and become a lolcow.

 

[stupid frog]

It's somewhere here in the thread, but I couldn't find it so I looked on his twitter. This is from 2019, but I don't know if we have this info here. Looks like his dad got sick of his tard ass at one point
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lol what a little bitch. I hope he got bullied a lot.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

If his dad had beat him once or twice he might have been a weird fat nerd but he'd never have trooned out and become a lolcow.

He got that bad after the death of his father. Young Kev didn't need just a beating or two, he needed proper parenting - meaning his mother failed as well.

 

[retard strength]

Kev got bullied by the special ed class, lmfao

 

[AMHOLIO]

I think my favorite thing about this look is that the material and those "garter" cords are clearly cheap as fuck. He also layered it on one of those kek shit tier elastic bondage harnesses with elastic garters. That's some Aliexpress/ Wish level nonsense... No (respectable degenerate) woman would just put on all her fetish gear and be like "yeah this all matches" oh yeah and that is the dress his auntie gave him. Imagine being supportive of your nephew and then seeing him use your old clothes for this nonce. Also we KNOW his kids didn't get shit for Christmas but at least he has small man boobs and ~validation~

"I'm sorry I didn't get you anything Daddy has to impress his new friend group and found family, also don't stand next to me you're making me look less sexy."

I'm going to assume Kevin takes his meals in the 10x10 section of Tranch house that is his designated living space. That he has to timeshare with 2 other men, of course.

I know certain municipalities have a square footage per person requirement for residences, and any more could result in legal issues. I wonder what those are in Westcliffe?

I don't know but considering the community has better things to do than to play ICE but legal troons with the farm, I doubt we'll hear anything from it unless the neighbors become noisy about it.

I'm saying that a middle-aged man proudly announcing that he is a bimbo cumslut while also demanding to be treated as a True and Honest woman is a nigga who needs to be snatched baldheaded displaying some profound misogyny.

Idea: we get the most based Black "TERFs" to make a small gang of troon weave & wig snatchers. Add in a man or two of any race as protection (troons hate fighting men), make sure the gals are educated on resources for women & women's rights so they can educate as well as snatch, and we are fucking set.

It kind of got me thinking—I'm surprised Kevin doesn't do unboxing videos on YouTube. It seems perfect for him because it would be an intersection of everything he likes: getting new toys, attention and asspats for doing the most minimal of tasks, a way to get more money for more toys from paypigs, a way to find more failed men so he can crack their eggs. I don't get why he doesn't do it, he's not afraid of being in front of the camera because he does those ebegging streams with Ash and this would give him a way to consoom more.

I think he's too retarded and lazy. He's too lazy to clear a space in a small room or tell his roommates it's quiet time and too retarded to look up how to set things up for filming.

In conclusion, I really don't think he'd have much - if any - success doing it.

Yes, but self unawareness is a hallmark of troons. I only buy the last point as editing footage means listening and looking at yourself. He is a bit of a narc, but even then, only so much can be plastered over by AGP before your brain tells you you're a man. I think he's lazy and worst of all, afraid of critique.

Like, he has a CAREFULLY curated twitter list. He gloats hard and often about his blocklist. I genuinely think he's too pussy to go on youtube without proper hugboxing or moderation (Ash does it for him).

But no. He dropped it and has never mentioned it again. The CrossTrainer is still at the ranch cos I've seen it in the background of pictures but he must just mentally block it out.

Considering he could exercise and watch tv, you wonder why he doesn't bother. Aside from being lazy and work adverse.

Wedge's head is so fucking fat. I guess shaving your jawbone away doesn't matter if that empty space is just filled in with jowls.

He says he had facial surgery but really he just had electrolysis.

It's somewhere here in the thread, but I couldn't find it so I looked on his twitter. This is from 2019, but I don't know if we have this info here. Looks like his dad got sick of his tard ass at one point
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Holy shit. Who the fuck has been enabling this boy to do this behavior? This wasn't even calling your mom to take you home because your dad died, no, this sounds like it happened before his dad passed at 13. This is fucking ridiculous.


School CAN be traumatic: most are caused by hardcore bullying or gang activity, some by abusive teachers or faculty staff, and some are from home life mixing with school life. Literally don't know what the fuck Kevin went through: was working THAT traumatizing?

High school was fucking easy, dude.

Academically it could be fine unless you're in Advanced Placement (which you have to choose to do), socially it could be a nightmare. But he is likely exaggerating and should be dismissed and told to quit whinin'.

Someone brought up another reason why I hate Kevin. His inheritance that he just pissed away. I'm a little mad that he lives in one of the prettiest parts of the country, doesn't have to work, and he does nothing with that freedom. Put him in a 10x10 box with wifi and a tendies dispenser and he's happy to groom and consoom his life away.

Think of it this way: he won't be there longer than 5 years. You have time to work towards your own slice of heaven and know the troon mistakes, and you can make it work. It won't be wasted on him long ( house fire is still my bet ) and you and all his neighbors can use it & enjoy it better.

Shame about the ecological devastation but man, at least his neighbors aren't tards.

Does he get them like some sort of class advancement or something? Because at this point he has to be a Degenerate Coomer level 99 for having so many fucking fetishes.

A school degree in degeneracy with a minor in coomology.

He got that bad after the death of his father. Young Kev didn't need just a beating or two, he needed proper parenting - meaning his mother failed as well.

I don't know, he spoke about that during his dad being alive too. Sometimes kids are just born assholes.

...but honestly, it is likely that both and then one parent enabled his behavior even if they didn't always approve of it. Sometimes people just make bad choices and their kids are too retarded and lazy to work out of the conditioning. Had he been in his 20s I'd blame his parents more, but he's had many years to work it out and should be a grown ass man instead of clown by now. His school behavior I blame on his parent or parents though.

Kev got bullied by the special ed class, lmfao

A tradition all us special eds of kiwifarms carry on today.

 

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• he has the personality of a sex addicted psychopath and the personality of a cinder block

Looking at this, Kevin should really change his fursona into a cinder block considering he also has the body shape of one.

Fuck
Speaking of exercise, remember when he was using that treadmill or stepper thing?
Whatever happened to that

No immediate reward, meaning he ditched it when he didn't transform into perfect shape after one day of exercising like in a video game.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Fuck
Speaking of exercise, remember when he was using that treadmill or stepper thing?
Whatever happened to that

What, you mean this?


Don’t ask why I had that on hand, you’ll see tomorrow.

What do these dumbasses think anxiety even is? Kevin himself has mentioned how he never allows himself to be alone with his thoughts ever, so I’m seriously convinced he believes even basic introspection/self-reflection is some severe symptom of anxiety. Absolutely pathetic.

I can see why he feels that way, believe it or not. He is a man who has wasted his life away on being a complete degenerate. In fact, he made his entire existence revolve around it. If he were to be left alone with his thoughts, they would inevitably drift to “oh my god, I have achieved nothing whatsoever in my time on Earth and I cannot reintegrate back into normal society and will never be able to fix this”. I mean, he COULD reintegrate back into society MAYBE but it would require a tremendous amount of work all around and we know he can’t even cut his cats’ claws. He would literally kill himself if he was alone with his thoughts.

Also, I cannot quote your post @AMHOLIO, but you my friend have a solid plan with the black terf gang. 2022, this needs to happen.