Cringiest posts in the tumblr sub-forum.

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Anarchaprincess said:
I would have liked to submit my thread, but it got deleted :(
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Your thread was deleted because there is nothing even remotely entertaining or interesting about you. Like the majority of tumblrtards, you are just another self-important little girl screaming for attention because daddy didn't love you. Go away.
 
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Hey hey guys. Here's a tip. If someone you did was posted here, you have two options.

1) Laugh it off and resolve to improve your posting, while saying nothing and allowing it to be forgotten rapidly.

2) Come here and try to talk about your post, drawing attention to it.

I don't think we need a discussion on which is the better option.
 
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Strelok said:
Hey hey guys. Here's a tip. If someone you did was posted here, you have two options.

1) Laugh it off and resolve to improve your posting, while saying nothing and allowing it to be forgotten rapidly.

2) Come here and try to talk about your post, drawing attention to it.

I don't think we need a discussion on which is the better option.
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yeah because if someone found your post cringey, chances are teh entire humanity also find it cringey right?

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Nah. It's mock or be mocked, it's war, babe.
 
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I'm not one to talk, as I have a tendency to powerlevel, myself, but I've found that can usually be avoided by a) not going into the Tumblr subforum, or b) shutting up when I do. While I am sympathetic to some of these quotes. . .holy shit, some of them are bad.

At first I was really worried this would become a cannibalistic witch hunt, but if people are chill about getting quoted & improve their posting quality because of it, then it's good, right?

EDIT: I'll be real, @Flamesoul_the_Diabolical ---if I may use you as an example---even your username screams edgy 15-year-old scene kid. But you owned up to it & were a really good sport. I can really respect that.
. . .not that my opinion matters, but good on you, nonetheless.

& @DirkBloodStormKing has her moments---we all do---but she's also been a great sport & has gotten much better in spite of people giving her a hard time. Hell, I've been one of those people. But she's been great about it.

I dunno, I guess my point is that I think this thread can be useful, especially if people can own up to their posts. I also just wanted to say that both of you guys are real troopers, & thank you for being great.
 
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Most of these stories are things that go on after the fact or they're made up much like potato Phil likes to do when he posts to facebook. But these actually did happen to me:

I'm known to be a rather blunt individual. Never ask me my opinion on something if you don't want to hear my answer and you're just looking to hear your own idea parroted back to you. I'm also known as being sarcastic as hell and being able to spin a tale and lie my ass off and not get caught out should the moment demand it.

Funniest event though was when I was tending bar and one of the waitresses was leaving as it was her last shift. She was a fat & miserable bitch who always had a chip on her shoulder. Greediest woman you've ever met. At night when she did the tip-out to the bar we'd actually have to get her to show us her read because more than once she'd short change us.

Last day comes, I'm done and some of the servers are saying goodbye in a fake way. Nobody was sad to see her go but they pretended like they did. Not me. I walk up to her and say, "I'd like to say that working with you has been a pleasant and enriching experience but I really don't feel like lying right now. Nobody here is going to miss you, " and turned around to leave. She sputtered and cried out, " come back here!" but I was already out the door. Seriously. Fuck her.

Then there was the time I was taking the subway home, from the same job I might add, and it was really late. I had missed my bus and had to walk about 20 minutes to get home. As I come up the stairs I see a couple of young girls hanging out, they were maybe about 16 or so, and something about the way they were standing told me that they were possibly trying to turn tricks. Or maybe just trying to have some fun at somebody else's expense.

As I pass one of them asks, "you interested in a date?"

I look at my watch, pretend to think for a moment and say, "yeah okay, but before we start or do anything I think we need to talk about price."

They giggle between themselves as if happy they've found a mark or a john. Don't know which. The bolder of the two goes, "two hundred for one or three hundred for the two of us."

I snort and say, " as if" and start to walk away.

"We can negotiate if you want!" she calls out.

"Fine. Three hundred for one, four hundred if the other one just watches and five hundred for the two of you with a guaranteed orgasm in each case. You got a place around here?"

They looked confused as I had just raised the price on them. "But that's more than we said?"

"Well yeah. Look honey, I normally charge a lot more but it's late and I got places to be tomorrow morning so I'm cutting you a deal. What do you say?"

"But you're supposed to pay us?"

At which point I laugh. "No. I'm a professional but I'm off the clock now so I'm doing this on my own time. You pay me but now it would just make things awkward so I'll leave."

True story both times.
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I'm surprised no one mentioned @Stray Sheep's posts

I'm only going to get my BPD diagnosed right now, and honestly if my cynic mom thinks I have bpd then I'm pretty sure the doctors will too.

I've done like. Fifty loads of laundry this week and I've cleaned my room plenty of times in my life, and I still feel like shit.

Just because she cared for me doesn't me she gives a shit about me. She reschedules my shit to do stuff for my brothers, and missed shit I wanted her to attend because of....wait for it...my brothers.

And yeah no sorry, a lot of those people die (Ive talked with construction men and garbage men, the numbers are fucking ridiculous) and I'm not risking dying. There's a reason they tell you when the heat index gets to a certain point, and I'm pretty sure it's not to fill in some screen time.

The gps on my phone is shit and places me about a mile from where I actually am, plus since its a cheap phone on a prepaid plan the data is dodgy as fuck.

Getting rid of people I love ain't gonna help, if anything its gonna make me worse. Like I said, I'm trying to improve, but I hardly know what to do, and I can't get professional help because that requires transportation I don't have.

Also a+++++++ threatening a paranoid suicidal person that has done nothing to you!!! You wanna kill me? Message me and I'll give you my address. Please.

I'm not taking a fucking probably 3 hour walk or more to an appointment--especially not weekly. I have mentioned before I have low stamina and the water would run out eventually and I'd still show up to my appointment all sweaty and gross. Plus even with people guiding me on the phone I get lost--I need an accurate gps that tells me exactly where j am and exactly where I'm going because I have no sense of distance or direction.

And @ those of you who continue to call me a girl, reminder that I'm ignoring you in case you forgot
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Mostly because, as I mentioned earlier, this isn't a thread to talk about the things the cows post. That's what their threads are for.

This is to talk about cringy things you hear from the ordinary members.

And now for some content:

NeverHappened said:
Rapist apparently want to rape where the laws says they can be. Someone should tell them that rape is also illegal.

At least the far left is consistent with how they think rape happens. I'm not even sure the situation the Julie is talking about has even happened once in all of human history. A hypothetical rape is a tragedy. A million rapes that the don't fit a narrative is racism/homophobia/nazis.
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This from the Gen Zed thread.
 
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HeirenPlaya said:
True, and in the case of Black SJWs, Asians hate Blacks. It's only natural for people to hate those that hate them, and I cannot fault them on that. Many other things, sure, but I'd consider it to be a fault not to hate those that hate you.
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HeirenPlaya said:
I don't know about you, but loving my enemies hasn't gotten me anywhere either, and it doesn't feel good (among other things) like hating my enemies does.
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