Cringiest posts in the tumblr sub-forum.

[Alberto Balsalm]

Pretty sure that's bait man.

 

[TiredConlanger]

Pretty sure that's bait man.

Shit, it's getting hard to tell between the weirdo white knights and a few of the trolls lol. Poe's law and all that shit.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Pretty sure that's bait man.

It was @James Terry Mitchell Jr, so no.

 

[APerson]

It was @James Terry Mitchell Jr, so no.

Using lolcows is cheating. We're making fun of our fellow kiwis here, not the cows.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Using lolcows is cheating. We're making fun of our fellow kiwis here, not the cows.

All kiwis are cows

 

[Flame_Cinder]

Hey, if anon reports this to the FBI, maybe the FBI can realize that what happened to 0llie-0llie was most likely a hate crime as well, considering IDCP's extreme hatred of trans men. This is an example of a transphobic cis person (IDCP) trying to hurt an actual trans person (0llie-0llie). I'm gonna go so far as to say this may be an example of transphobic violence. IDCP, if you continue to do this kind of shit, no doubt you are going to get your sorry little transphobic ass busted.

 

[characterlimit]

a-log ahoy: Holy shit this makes me want to punch her in the throat.

 

[女鬼]

@Unfunfezant coming in a hundred pages too late to provide information no one asked for about his taste in Pokémon porn.

Hi, I'm digging up something that was buried somewhere around page 43 an eternity ago, but before you judge a book by its cover:



It's safe.

Spoiler

The R-18 sticker really is just "R-18", parodying shit since every teen on dA has their dweebaboo phase

Nevertheless people have tits burned into their mind so much, they actually expected porn out of a 5 page comic. Why the fuck would I do that on dA whilst being 1) underage at the time and 2) they're not even my characters?



1) Ey, I only defend myself and friends and pk isn't exactly a close friend of mine, I just happen to comment on things I personally think are dumb (opinion!), like this post.
2) Watching porn is a sin now? Most teens are already exposed to it, so don't pretend to be lawyer Jesus. Ain't judging you for fapping to League junk.
3) Quote some problems or defending next time. And no, occasional dA comments trying to explain something how rules work don't count.
4) Really dunno who you are and you clearly don't know me either, but you don't see me spouting shit about you on tumblr/dA.

Oh, and if you wanna know, I'm not affliciated with Flora in any form or shape. Keep me out of it next time, thanks.

If you want to think that's the case then believe whatever you want to. The intent is correcting, but if labeling my posts as autism makes yourself feel better I'm cool with it too.

Kinda want to emphasize the part where I mentioned that quoted post comes from an eternity ago, but then I temporarily forgot you people don't really read. Kiwifar warrior protocol or something.

Just thought it was funny. The responses don't surprise me one bit either.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Spoiler: posts

Welcome to the tumblr sub-forum's official cringe thread!

Tumblr is a great website for rearing lolcows of all shapes and sizes. Unfortunately some people miss the point, trollshield or use the farms to pursue pathetic tumblr ventetas

For example-

Cringe posts include (but are not limited to)

• Crying ableism, transphobia, etc regardless of context and getting butthurt when users are antagonistic towards language policing

• Trollshielding a la "I'm not as retarded as XXX tumblr user" or "I'm not as bad as Dobson, my bonicle art is better!"

• Extreme power leveling aka 2deep4u depression

• Pursuing tumblr vendettas on this website. Not every otherkin SJW is vade-tier.

• Edit: BONUS CRITERIA: Users who take cartoons waaayyyyy too seriously.

Get linking those cringe posts shitlords!

More examples!

anything by @Meowthkip

Mandy being, of course, a cartoon character.

"Let me preface this by stating that I like the idea of fucking dogs."

Got the guy his own thread.

How can someone write that, read it, and think "YEAH, on the site devoted to the idea of laughing at stupidity, it's a great idea to write this!" Maybe I give some people too much credit thinking people actually read what they write before posting...

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The dogfucker was trollshielding Vade.
Then a pedophile showed up to trollshield the dogfucker.
Then an incest aficionado showed up to trollshield the pedophile.

It was amazing.

Oh Christ, my name appears on there when I actually meant to like @Sigyn's comment. The shame.

*submits all of my own posts*

tumblr sub forum is funny

and this



Implying that's Dirk's done something almost as bad as rape

I've come prepared for this moment.

Spoiler: On Headmates

Spoiler: 5 months later I finally understand the reference but it's still dumb

Spoiler: Breaking News: A Steven Universe Quote Gets Ruined Somehow

Here's my favorite source of fremdschämen on the online; Kiwis being ashamed or upset because of an inconsequential coincidence.

Spoiler: Crab Battle, Crab Battle (actually something about the Irish)

Spoiler: Vade once lived in Florida, Florida Man is upset

Spoiler: Did you know people can be similar ages?

Spoiler: Race War Race War 2-0-1-4

Spoiler: Did you know that chocolate is the symbol of love?

@Ass Manager 3000 be nice to dirk please

@OldInternetMeme

I mean... it's true.

I'm asexual and want nothing to do with sex ever but I'm a hopeless romantic. (emphasis: hopeless)

we exist lolz.

doesn't seem that cringe-y unless there's added context that I'm missing.

10/10 solid logic asexuals don't exist

who are those aromatic people I keep hearing about?

I'm a hegehog

I never expected to see this AVEN/Tumblr asexy claptrap being parroted on the Farms of all places

How long ago did you cap these. You capped my second post within a week of me posting it

Yeah, out of context, that quote probably brought out some unfortunate implications looking back at it. Don't worry, I have never done anything heinous, despicable, or criminal. The quote in context was that creep was saying that I am as bad as he was simply for not caring if he got the death penalty. It was pretty much @James Terry Mitchell Jr trying to make himself look like the good guy.

If anyone was wondering, this was the quote that I responded to at the time:


I will say that a lot of my posts in the tumblr subforum in the past (especially the threads about Vade, Sugar, and Volts) were incredibly fucking cringeworthy and I can not believe I actually let myself get so ingrained in tumblr culture at the time... Almost to the point of making me potential Halal material even.

We're two pages in and nobody did this one yet?



I mean come on it's the obvious joke. You're slippin kiwifarms, fuckin' slippin.

It's like a degenerate conga line

You are grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded.

This thread delivers.

True or not, isn't this the king of all halal threads with no attempt whatsoever to get staff approval?

It doesn't actually matter at all whether it's true or not because people will make fun of you. It's like if someone wrote "transgenderism is a mental illness and we shouldn't feed into these people's delusions" in some thread about a random tranny and then you get so riled and buttmad that this statement shook your very foundation that you write "well this is UNTRUE and offensive to those with GENDER DYSPHORIA, let me educate you on this subject in which you clearly so badly need my input". It makes you look like an autist who can't handle people saying things you disagree with even in passing because you are a babby who needs a safe space discussion zone with padded corners and means the other person wins.

also on topic here, it makes a piss-poor "name and shame" thread if some of you are intentionally leaving out usernames out of respect or whatever. There is too much aiming at easy targets. No one cares if the nobody who joined a week ago who may well shape up in time or the forum punching bag says something stupid. While I don't have a problem with putting that here if it's very dumb (except if it's dirk because she's great), if that's all you're posting it indicates that you are scared of calling out the posters that people actually like.

Oh, you poor, sad sap.

Here's a tip for future reference: nobody actually cares about whether or not you want to fuck people. At all. You do you. But we really don't care. This is why people are cringing, because you're making this about you, when it's not.

I'm just being TRUE and HONEST here.

If we just go full cannibal it will not stop with people you don't like.

Just saying.

Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking nobody.

It's not people, it's behaviors. If I said something this dumb I would want people to tell me so.

You fucking pervert.

NOPE. This is clearly going to cause drama and violates the halal rule.

If a green mod or admin wants to unlock it they can.

This thread is approved by Meowthkip, and is brought to you by the letter L.

Also we're keeping an eye on it, so if it gets too autistic we'll lock and then firebomb it or something.

This thread is

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Methinks I see a shitstorm a-brewing.

The tumblr forum is perfect for weeding out the undesirables and having a good laugh while you're at it.

Only reason I go to the Tumblr subforum is for the random dumblr posts, finding sjws in other communities, updates on Gen Zed and Assigned Male.
everything else is kinda boring.

It's not surprising to me at all because we host a wide variety of people with mental illnesses who come on the 'Farms to essentially trollshield on the people from their interest sphere. The Tumblr forum is just continuing that proud tradition. And it'd be fine if these people would keep their life stories out of the lolcow discussions when they aren't relevant.
You want to use this website as a hugbox to validate yourself as being better than the lolcows we discuss? Fine,as long as you take it to Off-Topic.

Oh my god. I had no idea it had gotten this bad.

Posts like this leave me shaking my head because A) this could potentially be informative if the OP just said "people can be used to them" instead of inserting their assurance-seeking dick into everything and B) no one fucking cares

tumblr subforum is literally just "i'm better than generic tumblrina because X" and people getting mad over poorly drawn comics it's all cringey

Spoiler: Upon being asked why this random tumblr user is so important

And

Courtesy of @Hat , the asks 'mewithpopcorn' was posting to the tumblr page

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screen-shot-2015-07-24-at-6-10-02-pm-png.38980/

>tfw you are the example of cringiest post in the tumblr subforum
I'd like to submit all of @wowthisplacesucks 's posts

I'm surprised that only one of my earlier posts made the list.

I think one of the cringiest threads is https://kiwifarms.net/threads/encou...istas-offline-or-in-unusual-communities.7989/ it's like our version of "I caught a shitlord this big". Many of the posts are unverifiable and frankly unbelievable. Many end up with the person posting it as the "hero" in the story which I would say is troll shielding. Also it's not funny and I'd say it's not trying to be funny.

It's funny how much of an autism-attractant this forum is considering the purpose of it is pretty much to laugh at autism.
I guess it's kind of a similar effect to catnip/silvervine, it just excites the senses of the severely damaged individual causing us all to roll and twitch all over the place.

It's almost like we're a bunch of spergs that laugh at other spergs.

Lol yeah. I'm way better than those people because...
Wait.
Fuck.

Something something staring. Something something abyss.

I have bpd and let me tell you how I'm not like all those tumblrinas who say they have bpd I have TRUE AND HONEST bpd

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/actuallyperidot-the-worst-of-the-steven-universe-fandom.11052/

I like the cut of schizo lady's jib.

You quoted me in an offtopic thread that related to tumblr, not the subforum
Maybe I was a liiiiill too hopeful eh?

you're acting like we're all not shitposting by posting there

Eh, just for some context, that was in response to an equally-powerlevel post of mine in the same thread where I sperged about my brain problems. If anything my post should be here.
EDIT: yeah, this is one of my worst. It belongs here.

@Dynastia : There's a faggot into furry porn and shit in this thread and his name is Daniel. Don't be like Daniel.
Sunglow Paladin: SHIT FUCK THAT'S ME

That's not a cringey post, that's a classic post.

Fair enough

I'm just gonna ask here because I might as well.

Did Rodger Rabbit ever get himself doxed in this board as well? Because if so, add that to the list.

actually not only did he dox himself on here, he did it twice i think.

Three times, counting doxing himself to StrikerWolf while trying to ween.

why
why did he dox himself

I laughed.

We should make this thread so that it's about the cringiest posts on all of the farms, not just the tumblr subforum. A lot of threads have potential for it.

Or you could just quote all of my posts

The usual answer.

This thread is like flypaper for autism.

Isn't it wonderful?

Oh FFS why would you double-post in a thread about poor quality posters? Use the edit function.

The general cringe thread exists in supporters. The tumblr sub has earned its' own because of the émigré culture that has sprung up here with extensive troll-shielding and powerleveling.

That was in the CWC subforum

From the Gen Zed thread:

It was autistic as fuck to post that, but it's obviously machine-generated crap, not real text written by a human.

Alright.

Good to know.

I did some extreme powerleveling a couple of weeks ago in the Random Tumblr Post thread. Glad it hasn't shown up here yet.

Pretty much anything in these threads:

Spoiler: SPOILERED BECAUSE THERES A LOT OF EM

https://kiwifarms.net/forums/tumblr-◡‿◡✿.54/

Unedited, for the benefit of folks who weren't there before the post deletion.

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Let me preface this by saying I like the idea of fucking everybody.

Daaaamn, y'all are brutal. Though I gotta admit, I can be pretty cringy even when I'm not trying to be, pffffft. Honestly, just quote everything I've ever said on here, ever.

You make this post, you have a Sparkle Dogs avatar, and your tagline is "Actually a Kinda Cool Person".

Lurk outside the Tumblr subforum for a while. Then you might have a chance.

Ok!

Thanks for the advice, I tend to be a bit impulsive sometimes. But yeah, I'll do that.

None of my posts have been mentioned here. I need to step my game up.

Stop being a spastic.

I would have liked to submit my thread, but it got deleted

Your thread was deleted because there is nothing even remotely entertaining or interesting about you. Like the majority of tumblrtards, you are just another self-important little girl screaming for attention because daddy didn't love you. Go away.

I, uh, I don't think it really counts when the post was made by the cow in question.

Hey hey guys. Here's a tip. If someone you did was posted here, you have two options.

1) Laugh it off and resolve to improve your posting, while saying nothing and allowing it to be forgotten rapidly.

2) Come here and try to talk about your post, drawing attention to it.

I don't think we need a discussion on which is the better option.

You're welcome.

yeah because if someone found your post cringey, chances are teh entire humanity also find it cringey right?

...

Nah. It's mock or be mocked, it's war, babe.

i kinda of wish this thread had stayed locked

sorry for the dumb rating, @Flowers For Sonichu

This thread is the best thing Ballpit has ever produced.

@Anarchaprincess

Don't worry I think you're interesting and special. Surtur is just a big bully.

I'm not one to talk, as I have a tendency to powerlevel, myself, but I've found that can usually be avoided by a) not going into the Tumblr subforum, or b) shutting up when I do. While I am sympathetic to some of these quotes. . .holy shit, some of them are bad.

At first I was really worried this would become a cannibalistic witch hunt, but if people are chill about getting quoted & improve their posting quality because of it, then it's good, right?

EDIT: I'll be real, @Flamesoul_the_Diabolical ---if I may use you as an example---even your username screams edgy 15-year-old scene kid. But you owned up to it & were a really good sport. I can really respect that.
. . .not that my opinion matters, but good on you, nonetheless.

& @DirkBloodStormKing has her moments---we all do---but she's also been a great sport & has gotten much better in spite of people giving her a hard time. Hell, I've been one of those people. But she's been great about it.

I dunno, I guess my point is that I think this thread can be useful, especially if people can own up to their posts. I also just wanted to say that both of you guys are real troopers, & thank you for being great.

@Meowthkip could this thread be stickied for future posterity?

Okee-doke.

I'm surprised no one mentioned @Stray Sheep's posts


https://kiwifarms.net/threads/stray...iggered-by-this-title.9667/page-6#post-717013

Mostly because, as I mentioned earlier, this isn't a thread to talk about the things the cows post. That's what their threads are for.

This is to talk about cringy things you hear from the ordinary members.

And now for some content:



This from the Gen Zed thread.

Formal reminder that this thread was for showing off cringy Tumblr posts and not for making more of them.

I'll put this here before someone else does:



I don't regret posting it but still cringe every tiem

I don't have time to look but I'll be surprised if I'm not in this thread to be honest

Future note of reference.

No one cares if you're in here, and you shouldn't want to be here.

Well... since you volunteered.

I was making a joke about my own bad posts and acknowledging them

"These people are such autists, they need to be aware of how cringey they are!"
"Yeah, I've probably said some things that are cringey."
"Gawd shut up, no one cares!"

Please pick a message and stick with it, thread. Either you're helping the tumblr subforum become more self-aware, or you're not.

If you admit you done fucked up, then that's fine.

But passive-aggressively saying "Wow I'm surprised I'm not here" is basically sticking a "kick me" sign on your back. Good job, you were autistic but slipped past the radar. This isn't something to be proud of.

Blatant Tumblrposting in other subforums is still relevant to the topic here.

You read this...


As this...?


I think maybe you just misread their post.

And yes, they slipped past the radar, but how could they be bragging about it when they said themselves that they hadn't checked if they were in the thread or not?

EDIT: Point is, this thread was supposed to help get tumblr subforum folks to be more self-aware, and you guys just dumped a bunch of dumb and autistic ratings on someone making a self-deprecating post about themselves being spergy. I guess what I'm trying to say here is chill the hell out.

So, after reading the whole thread here's what I got:

"Oh hey guys why didn't you include my own spergy posts lol i'm a sped too please notice me"
*after someone posts their autism*
"omg guys i was just kidding wow y'all are stupid"

Like, am I missing something here? I've gotten powerlevel ratings before but I'm not going to whore myself out and ask someone to notice them. That's stupid.

Fair enough, I suppose. I'm more for the opinion that the best way to move on from cringy behavior is to avoid bringing attention to it and instead observing what does and doesn't work, so I just find these people saying how they missed the bullet unironically as being silly.

*quotes the last page of this thread*

In response to a lolcow claiming to have sensory issues -

I guess I asked for this by powerleveling...

Now you understand why this is the best thread in Ballpit.

I find this thread funny. Going from showing examples of cringe in other threads to causing cringe in this thread. As for examples, I'm a bit short on them due to being busy, sadly.

This is a thread to post other people's autism, not to make your own.

Yeah, I fucked up. Was just pointing out my amusement.

As for examples of total fucking cringe, though, this is something someone defense of an incestuous pedo rapist who claimed his reason for doing so was he saw a Playboy once:

Pretty sure that's bait man.

Shit, it's getting hard to tell between the weirdo white knights and a few of the trolls lol. Poe's law and all that shit.

It was @James Terry Mitchell Jr, so no.

Using lolcows is cheating. We're making fun of our fellow kiwis here, not the cows.

All kiwis are cows

@Unfunfezant coming in a hundred pages too late to provide information no one asked for about his taste in Pokémon porn.

 

[Silver]

You could at least spoiler that shit.

 

[KatsuKitty]

How long did it take you to put that one together?

 

[JU 199]

How long did it take you to put that one together?

Like a strong gravational pull, time can get distorted by autism too. Probably only a few minutes went by for him

 

[Jaimas]

You're never going to get over losing to Roger Rabbit, are you?

 

[ULTIMATEPRIMETIME]

fucking incredible

 

[XH 502]

Take care when you gaze long into an abyss, for the abyss also gazes into you...

 

[Count groudon]

I'm just happy I got a mention

 

[Ruin]

Well this turned to utter shit.

 

[melty]

I think people on tumblr make some really good points about social issues

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I think people on tumblr make some really good points about social issues

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

wow very autism much post