Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[Scratch This Nut]

Part 2 of "BDSM Horse Penis Shenanigans" is posted. Fucking gravity. How does it work?

On another, less horrible topic: Are you finding yourself really bored with nothing to read? Do you really hate yourself? If so, than why not s(h)it yourself down and read about Eevee deeply sperging about Undertale.

A auto-summarized version for those with weak stomachs:

Oh, and he somehow brings up his dead cat at one point too.

I'm still wondering whose dick that is.

 

[AllCISPeople]

Goddamn, that blog post looks longer than all of the actual dialog in Undertale. That's some serious sperging.

What I want to know is....who even digs that deeply and intricately into a VIDEO GAME? I mean yeah, maybe the concept of the game is messed up when you think about it....but to form theories and conspiracies to that decree? We're talking Kennedy-assassination-levels of autistic conspiracy theories and sperging....it's deeper than Inception.

That is something that has always seriously creeped me out about Eevee. I feel like he garners the type of thoughts of a dormant serial killer.

On another note......"Try Try again Part 3....Encore #1..." is out....prepare full speed ahead for cryptic mind-fuckery http://floraverse.com/comic/try-try-again/386-try-try-again-part-3-encore-i/

 

[Malady Twigs]

What I want to know is....who even digs that deeply and intricately into a VIDEO GAME?

We all know the answer to that, hee hee.

On another note......"Try Try again Part 3....Encore #1..." is out....prepare full speed ahead for cryptic mind-fuckery http://floraverse.com/comic/try-try-again/386-try-try-again-part-3-encore-i/

Cryptic mind-fuckery aside (which is now per-usual with PK's "serious" stories), I actually did like the ink Eldritch Abomination drawings. It feels like an influence from Marl's appreciation of Lovecraft. Unnatural monstery entities are always positive points in my books.

PK really does stuff better with these crazy ink-figures and the watercolours, it's actually nice that she's using those media recently.

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Also it might just be me, but the music in the first half--the market part--was a little less grating than usual. Didn't make me want to rip my ears off, at least.
Knowing her, though, PK will drop this soon and branch off into bullshit again. Nothing even slightly pleasant can survive in Flora. Sigh.

 

[LordGoomy]

I'm still wondering whose dick that is.

I've just been assuming it's a dildo. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

"Don't talk to strangers if I'm not here!" *leaves kid with stranger for some unspecific amount of time* Lily such a good parent.

PK also spends 1-2 minutes of nothing but complaining about Orobas/Azlyn's dumb booth decorations. Lily gets so pissed off that a skull is fake for some reason that she storms off and leaves her kid so she can find a ~real skull~.

2deep4me mind-fuckery aside, I really like PK's use of watercolors and inks.

 

[AllCISPeople]

"Don't talk to strangers if I'm not here!" *leaves kid with stranger for some unspecific amount of time* Lily such a good parent.

PK also spends 1-2 minutes of nothing but complaining about Orobas/Azlyn's dumb booth decorations. Lily gets so pissed off that a skull is fake for some reason that she storms off and leaves her kid so she can find a ~real skull~.

2deep4me mind-fuckery aside, I really like PK's use of watercolors and inks.

My thoughts exactly. What kind of parenting is that? Isn't Lily suppose to be the mom/guardian figure towards Jupet? And didn't she already almost loose them once to death? But she leaves them alone in an underground Bizarre with some witch-person???

Also it might just be me, but the music in the first half--the market part--was a little less grating than usual. Didn't make me want to rip my ears off, at least.
Knowing her, though, PK will drop this soon and branch off into bullshit again. Nothing even slightly pleasant can survive in Flora. Sigh.

I agree! The music actually went pretty well with the whole witch-theme. I also really love the effects of the water-color a lot more. I wish she would stick with that...

 

[microwave purrito]

Her ink/watercolor art is significantly better overall imo... I guess it requires her actually putting some amount of effort into it. Now if only she'd use colors besides purple and magenta.

Still finding the music grating and insufferable, though.

 

[Lasoona]

I guess she doesn't do it as often because watercolour paper and paints tend to be kind of pricey, but on the other hand she's been E-begging enough to get a year's wages, so I guess it really is down to effort...

 

[EtherealDragon]

Part 2 of "BDSM Horse Penis Shenanigans" is posted. Fucking gravity. How does it work?

Because apparently gripping her hair is going to keep her head perfectly level unless Amdusia's left hand with a finger shoved down Orebas' throat is somehow keeping Oreba's body vertical.

On another, less horrible topic: Are you finding yourself really bored with nothing to read? Do you really hate yourself? If so, than why not s(h)it yourself down and read about Eevee deeply sperging about Undertale.

Dude it's just a game. It doesn't require you to write over eight pages of crap! Those who had the attention span to read all that... I commend them.

"Don't talk to strangers if I'm not here!" *leaves kid with stranger for some unspecific amount of time* Lily such a good parent.

My thoughts exactly. What kind of parenting is that? Isn't Lily suppose to be the mom/guardian figure towards Jupet? And didn't she already almost loose them once to death? But she leaves them alone in an underground Bizarre with some witch-person???

I think we can all agree that PK needs to be far away from being a parent. She'd probably leave her kid in the mall.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Eevee sperging for pages on end about the nuances of Undertale: $133.

An actual digital copy of Undertale: $10.

 

[Galaxy Harasser]

Hey, remember when the Kickstarter was going on, I mentioned the $133 tier Eevee weaseled himself in to do "counterfeit" art?

Eevee's so self-important that he had wormed himself into one of the Flora Kickstarter's newer tiers. Basically the tier was called the "counterfeit" tier and you can get everything from the $65 tier plus a shitty piece of art from Eevee for only $68 dollars more! That adds up to $133 which is Eevee's national Pokedex number, what a fucking loser.
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Yes, three idiots actually bought it. I can only assume that they are just friends humoring him since you can't see who bought what.

He's delivering:
Masterpieces.

Eevee sperging for pages on end about the nuances of Undertale: $133.

An actual digital copy of Undertale: $10.

"The Patreon of an autistic person to sperg about Undertale can cost up to $133 a month, but the actual game only costs $10 one time only. Clearly, we all know what's the better deal."

 

[microwave purrito]

eevee's beleth is worse than PK's beleth. incredible.

 

[Unfunfezant]

Hi, I'm digging up something that was buried somewhere around page 43 an eternity ago, but before you judge a book by its cover:

https://archive.is/gqosa (Note the "R-18" rating.)

It's safe.

Spoiler

The R-18 sticker really is just "R-18", parodying shit since every teen on dA has their dweebaboo phase

Nevertheless people have tits burned into their mind so much, they actually expected porn out of a 5 page comic. Why the fuck would I do that on dA whilst being 1) underage at the time and 2) they're not even my characters?

The person's name is Reshidove, they were also one of PK's kiss asses (they're actually in some of the comment chains defending PK I think) and loved Pokeporn (also, didn't they post the comic elsewhere? I might be wrong on this). I recall Reshidove causing a lot of problems, or defending PK often.

1) Ey, I only defend myself and friends and pk isn't exactly a close friend of mine, I just happen to comment on things I personally think are dumb (opinion!), like this post.
2) Watching porn is a sin now? Most teens are already exposed to it, so don't pretend to be lawyer Jesus. Ain't judging you for fapping to League junk.
3) Quote some problems or defending next time. And no, occasional dA comments trying to explain something how rules work don't count.
4) Really dunno who you are and you clearly don't know me either, but you don't see me spouting shit about you on tumblr/dA.

Oh, and if you wanna know, I'm not affliciated with Flora in any form or shape. Keep me out of it next time, thanks.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Dude, you really don't need to take time out of your life to defend what kind of furry porn you like to random people on the internet.

I can guarantee that almost all of us had forgotten about you before you decided to show up.

 

[Unfunfezant]

Dude, you really don't need to take time out of your life to defend what kind of furry porn you like to random people on the internet.

I can guarantee that almost all of us had forgotten about you before you decided to show up.

Yeah, but google apparently doesn't. Just passing by and all even though I should know nobody cares and all, don't really like misinformation.

I'll be taking my leave and you all should go have fun discussing autism, thanks for your time too.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

Yeah, but google apparently doesn't. Just passing by and all even though I should know nobody cares and all, don't really like misinformation.

I'll be taking my leave and you all should go have fun discussing autism, thanks for your time too.

Did you really think that this was the best place to defend your love of Pokemon porn?

 

[Unfunfezant]

Did you really think that this was the best place to defend your love of Pokemon porn?

If you want to think that's the case then believe whatever you want to. The intent is correcting, but if labeling my posts as autism makes yourself feel better I'm cool with it too.

 

[Scratch This Nut]

If you want to think that's the case then believe whatever you want to. The intent is correcting, but if labeling my posts as autism makes yourself feel better I'm cool with it too.

It was posted back in July nearly one hundred pages ago. Almost nobody gave a shit even then.

 

[Unfunfezant]

It was posted back in July nearly one hundred pages ago. Almost nobody gave a shit even then.

Kinda want to emphasize the part where I mentioned that quoted post comes from an eternity ago, but then I temporarily forgot you people don't really read. Kiwifar warrior protocol or something.

Just thought it was funny. The responses don't surprise me one bit either.