Cringiest posts in the tumblr sub-forum.

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Double posting but

We should make this thread so that it's about the cringiest posts on all of the farms, not just the tumblr subforum. A lot of threads have potential for it.

Or you could just quote all of my posts

Oh FFS why would you double-post in a thread about poor quality posters? Use the edit function.

The general cringe thread exists in supporters. The tumblr sub has earned its' own because of the émigré culture that has sprung up here with extensive troll-shielding and powerleveling.
 
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From the Gen Zed thread:

I am kin with 28 dog breeds, emperor penguins, all the Simpsons, four Animal Crossing characters, the entire cast of all of Rooster Teeth's shows, Mario, Yoshi, and an assortment of Mario's enemies. Also Pokémon.

I mean, I do want to work in the gaming industry but please, most of these posters are up because I thought they looked cool five years ago (with the exception of the RT poster.)

I am not Hayden Black's psychiatrist, and, as I haven't examined Black, I won't diagnose him. But because Black has turned himself into a public laboratory of psychopathology, I want to talk about how I'd go about reinforcing what is best in people. Let me give you a vastly oversimplified yet still basically true explanation that someone once said to me, “It can be distinguished only with difficulty which of Black's vicegerents act out of inner stupidity or incompetence and which only pretend to for whatever spleenful, imprudent reason.” This phrase struck me so forcefully that I have often used it since. He wants all of us to believe that anyone who disagrees with him is a potential terrorist. That's why he sponsors brainwashing in the schools, brainwashing by the government, brainwashing statements made to us by politicians, entertainers, and sports stars, and brainwashing by the big advertisers and the news media. The most despicable scatterbrains you'll ever see have an insatiable appetite for Black's dulcet but uncompromising piffle, the point being that he is widely seen as unforgivable for distracting people from making a serious analysis of the situation. Expect him to lie low for a while and allow public amnesia to expurgate the immediacy of his sins. Afterwards, he'll obviously return to rotting out the foundations of our religious, moral, and political values. My hope, though, is that the second time around, people will be aware of the fact that the central paradox of Black's perceptions, the twist that makes Black's disquisitions so irresistible to capricious wretches, is that these people truly believe that the most valuable skill one can have is the ability to lie convincingly.

Black is capable of only two things, namely whining and underhanded tricks. Even as I write those words I can feel Black cringe. That's okay. Cringe. I don't care because the problem with him is not that he's filthy. It's that he wants to exhibit a deep disdain for all people who are not sick-minded, destructive whiney-types, but we can all have daydreams about Happy Fuzzy Purple Bunny Land, where everyone is caring, loving, and nice. Not only will those daydreams not come true, but I will never give up. Black cannot be tamed by “tolerance” and “accommodation” but is actually spurred on by such gestures. He sees such gestures as a sign of weakness on our part and is thereby encouraged to continue causing pain and injury to those who don't deserve it. Whenever Hayden Black wants to appear impressive and moral, he makes aggrandized declarations about how loyal he is.

TL;DR Hayden Black has no idea what he's doing.
 
Oh FFS why would you double-post in a thread about poor quality posters? Use the edit function.

The general cringe thread exists in supporters. The tumblr sub has earned its' own because of the émigré culture that has sprung up here with extensive troll-shielding and powerleveling.

Alright.

Good to know.
 
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What a weird world this Tumblrverse is. Gatekeeping is a wonderful thing in music. See children, there used to be (and still is in Europe and the rest of the world) this term called "posers". In metal (especially thrash metal, new school or old) it means that you don't fit in, you don't like the music, or you like weak bands and pretend to like thrash. You used to get the holy living shit kicked out of you for doing this. That is a form of music gatekeeping that needs a big comeback here in the USA.?
 
Daaaamn, y'all are brutal. Though I gotta admit, I can be pretty cringy even when I'm not trying to be, pffffft. Honestly, just quote everything I've ever said on here, ever.

You make this post, you have a Sparkle Dogs avatar, and your tagline is "Actually a Kinda Cool Person".

Lurk outside the Tumblr subforum for a while. Then you might have a chance.
 
I had a similar experience to the tough guy above - I was walking with some of my friends, lets call them A B and C. So we're commenting on some stuff in some shops in the mall. We get to near Hot Topic and make jokes about some Superwholock looking merchandise. Specifically, I say that that shirt totally crawled right out of Tumblr. My friends laugh, and make some jokes about the kinds of exceptional individual found on Tumblr.

Here comes this big, tubby looking guy and his tiny, latina looking girlfriend. She says I should "collect" my friends for their "totally problematic, ableist statements." I hear my friends laughing - its another Tumblr Takeout Meal. So one of them says, "Ooh, "collect", so scared. Get lost, Tumblrina. And take your landwhale with you."

So the guy gets angry and says that our "fatshaming" and "body negativity" is highly triggering and "You do not want to trigger me! I am a violent man when triggered! I can kick all of your asses!" He...plainly didn't know what a PTSD trigger really was.

And I've been learning a style of boxing (thus I'm reasonably confident I can take him), so I step forward and say "Put up or shut up." He notices I am taking a fighting stance.

He suddenly says, "I am far too triggered with all these shitlords around, lets go, Aimee-chan." My friends laugh and we keep going. Quite a fun series of events.
 
just quote everything I've ever said on here, ever.
Ok!
Yoooo I'm Flamesoul, but you can just call me Flamey for short haha. I decided to join because I love reading about this kinda shit (you know, the eccentricities that people display over the internet) and thought I might wanna contribute to the rad conversations here every once in a while.
I'm a hardcore warrior cats nerd and I wanted to hark back to the early cringy/edgy era of the fandom, approx. 2006-2010 or so. The cringiness still continues on to this day but thankfully, the first fans have grown out of the cringiness of the first several years. However, a new wave of fans have cropped up, and so thus continues the pain-inducing nausea that plagues this fandom....
Well haha, yeah. So that's me. I also love Pokemon, Skyrim, and drawing sparkly, rainbow cats. No, I'm not a furry, and no, I'm not gay. (At least I don't think so.......)
 
Aha. So your hatred (like that of most people's hated of anything) is based in ignorance. You should do research into virtuous pedophiles aka virped. And you should search for pedophiles that fight their urges. I don't think that adults and children should fuck but I think they should have the option but if a person says no and is ignored that is rape irrespective of who says no and we should teach children they always have the right to say no. I had an assembly in my school when I was little to teach us how to say no to anyone that wanted to fuck us and actually the film taught us that they weren't bad people just sick and needed help and if we told they would get the help they needed. Which that's a big fat lie. But seriously. Pedophilia is either a sexuality in which case it should be accepted. Not practiced but accepted and talked about openly and not vilified. Like if a person likes children that way and makes friends with someone that has kids they can tell the parents to keep the kids away from you and they stay your friends or stop but no anger or bodily harm to the pedophile. I'm serious that they deserve to treated well. Keep them away from children and help them to stay away from them. Also make new laws so if a child seduces an adult the adult can get help. I only wanted to fondle and fool around she actually wanted the intercourse. That should have tipped me off, I actually asked if she had been molested and she lied and said no. Had I known I would not have taken advantage.
 
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