Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[G.Rapefruit]

I love that cobes immediately thinks that Stephanie doing a shitty stream about him means she still def wants his cock. The first thing his brain goes to....this bitch still wants the stinky wanker scab pole. I cant believe this guy is still single.

 

[Clint's Burden]

Did the story of Josh and chris fucking a woman for a pack of cigarettes actually happen? Has Chris confirmed it? It always seemed like a story that Josh pulled out of his ass to appease the "dry spell" trolls. It seems so outrages and ripped out of a porno, for it to actually be true. also one or two details seem to change to change every time josh tells the story. But if it were a lie, I would assume Josh would have fessed up to it as a "gotcha" moment to Stephanie. Unless he now clings on to this story as a way to cope with the break up, as in "Its not because i was a shitty boyfriend, its just that I cheated".

Considering Josh's aversion/morbid fear to seeing dicks regardless of the context, it's always been a little unbelievable that he'd tag team some lady with another guy. You always gotta take what Josh says with a pillar of salt though, his perception is eschewed, he's lied before about things to save face and his memory is very selective.

Chris has been contacted to confirm some of these claims in the past and to answer some basic questions, he's been offered money for his time as well. He's refused this offer probably about a dozen times now, he's very adamant that he wants nothing to do with this three ring circus internet bullshit. Still, it'd be nice if he changed his mind.

 

[Jaybird]

Spoiler: NSFW

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She works at McDonald’s. It’s documented in her previous videos she’s not even at ‘dinner time at the group home’ level of cooking.

Deliciously ironic.

I would.

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

he must have been fuming for the past few days since he was going to go live twice yesterday but quit before going live.

I really wish he wouldn't do part videos

I can't stand people like this; who are only motivated to prove others wrong when then get called out.

 

[January Cyst]

Did the story of Josh and chris fucking a woman for a pack of cigarettes actually happen?

You always gotta take what Josh says with a pillar of salt though, his perception is eschewed, he's lied before about things to save face and his memory is very selective.

Pretty much, his stories are almost never complete fabrications but rather ridiculously embellished with obvious lies.
Like when he went to see Ozzy Osbourne with his dad and Ozzy noticed him in the crowd and yelled "That gothic dude knows how to rock".
The first part is likely to be true, the second one is much more questionable.
This formula can be applied to all of his stories to get something that is likely to be close to the truth.
You can try it by going to the KingCobraJFSanimated channel, pretty fun actually.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Pretty much, his stories are almost never complete fabrications but rather ridiculously embellished with obvious lies.
Like when he went to see Ozzy Osbourne with his dad and Ozzy noticed him in the crowd and yelled "That gothic dude knows how to rock".
The first part is likely to be true, the second one is much more questionable.
This formula can be applied to all of his stories to get something that is likely to be close to the truth.
You can try it by going to the KingCobraJFSanimated channel, pretty fun actually.

Let’s not forget about all the times women asked him to date them. Lol

 

[Queen Of The Harpies]

Let’s not forget about all the times women asked him to date them. Lol

And told him he smelled goood

 

[Bogliacci]

Oh yeah stephanie lets see you make gravy lets see you make gravy chef gordon ramsey!!!

It's been awhile since we've seen the sperging this bad lmfao, I love it.

 

[TurdFondler]

Holy shit that steak isn't just well done, it's cremated. He goes and fries up already overcooked/partially steamed steak. Was the electric wok a Clint idea?

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

lol trying to ride the click bate shit

 

[Grift Garrison]

I get why people might think Cobes may have made up the tag team for cigarettes story, but from his perspective what does he gain from making it up? It ruined the best relationship he ever had. It wasn't during a dryspell, it was when he ha a girlfriend. If it was something that happened now he would have clearly been fabrication, but why would he purposefully lie to sabotage himself? It makes no sense, even by Cobes standards.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I get why people might think Cobes may have made up the tag team for cigarettes story, but from his perspective what does he gain from making it up? It ruined the best relationship he ever had. It wasn't during a dryspell, it was when he ha a girlfriend. If it was something that happened now he would have clearly been fabrication, but why would he purposefully lie to sabotage himself? It makes no sense, even by Cobes standards.

he's a pathological liar. he can't stop lying. people have point this out time and time again. he lies about everything.

 

[VeronicaDunham]

I'm really hoping we get a drunken New Years stream later today. I feel like he didn't get all of his pent-up anger out in that video yesterday.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

I'm really hoping we get a drunken New Years stream later today. I feel like he didn't get all of his pent-up anger out in that video yesterday.

he never truly let out all his rage. you will still see him bitching about her in the next few years

 

[KillThemCrackasBabies]

Considering Josh's aversion/morbid fear to seeing dicks regardless of the context, it's always been a little unbelievable that he'd tag team some lady with another guy. You always gotta take what Josh says with a pillar of salt though, his perception is eschewed, he's lied before about things to save face and his memory is very selective.

iirc this was actually cleared up as them merely "taking turns" on some whore, as opposed to the more traditional Devil's Threeway. In that context, Cobes lappin up Chris' sloppy seconds could be seen as a lot more realistic for him to pull off.

 

[crying and shidding]

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lmfao. there are as many layers of this picture to unpack, as there are layers of shit all over that bathroom.

 

[D_Tractor]

Oskar winning director Kate Winslet made my year:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76HIcmUkP-k

is age restrict and I too druk to archive

She forgot that the dead baby scene actually happened in the Cobraverse.

Pair faces Child Endangerment, man faces Manslaughter, in death of Casper infant

An autopsy indicated that the infant was in a "state of neglect," and was also described as being a in a state of malnutrition.

oilcity.news

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Spoiler: ARCHIVE choose loife

New BCV:

Spoiler: ARCHIVE KingCobraJFS Mean Reaction to Stephanie's Video Response

 

[Getwhatyou]

It's the first time I've seen a picture of his mum and I have to say "So that's where he get's his prehensile lips from"

This is absolutely hilarious. Is this the first time "prehensile lips" has been used when talking about cobra?

 

[RollingRock]

Toilet bowl or dinner plate? You decide!