DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
In the 9 days from the 22nd of December and the 30th, Phil and Khet have eaten out at least 5 times.

22nd: Day-off
23rd: Christmas marathon
24th: Chinese food Christmas tradition
25th: Ruined homecooked Christmas meal
29th: Day-off

And today, the 31st, he expressed his desire to order pizza, to make it 6 days out of 10.

And those are the times that he told us about!

EDIT: I forgot a day. Big ups @Sup3r.
 
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Leon you DUMB ASS!
 
In the 9 days from the 22nd of December and the 30th, Phil and Khet have eaten out at least 4 times.

22nd: Day-off
23rd: Christmas marathon
25th: Ruined homecooked Christmas meal
29th: Day-off

And today, the 31st, he expressed his desire to order pizza, to make it 5 days out of 10.

And those are the times that he told us about!
He also got Chinese on the 24th.
 
If I'm not mistaken, it seems like more desperation if Phil is resorting to a supposed Catholic upbringing in his rants about others doing things he somehow manages to assert with a straight face that he doesn't do. I've never heard him fall back on this before, or even see anyone here reference it. Usually, he just says he doesn't do anything bad enough to warrant life punishing him, and leaves it at that. Maybe before I've heard him talk about supposed conscience issues with being more like his much more successful competition, but he didn't bring any mention of his upbringing into the mix that I can recall, let alone a supposedly religious one.

Methinks his denial powers are starting to crack, at least a tiny bit. Especially if he's saying this far more to himself than to his audience. I mean why else try a new approach with his attempts to sell it that he's a good little boy who simply couldn't bring himself to behave badly if he tried?

Oh it's worse than that, because what he literally means to say is that he doesn't NEED food, but he WANTS it, so it sucks that he can't get it. He doesn't intend to come across like he's starving, he's just too dumb to realize that the only alternative explanation for such whining is that he's the personification of First World Problems.

And this is of course to say nothing of the complete absence of any concern he has for anyone else during this time. Because that's something they teach you in Catholic churches, after all, be a self-centered ignorant asshole and a glutton.

His complaints are ALWAYS self-serving. He doesn't ever believe in something for the fact that it would benefit others, only if it is in his own self-interest. His whole climate change part of that ridiculous rant yesterday was not made for the fact that it would be good for the planet, people in countries that are much more impacted by a severe change in climate, or anything else. Phil believes that politicians should shut up and do something about climate change so that he will not ever again be inconvenienced by somebody who suspends certain services (pizza delivery) or alters their business hours in reaction to climate conditions they are concerned about due to them being outside of the norm. Idk about others, but I will usually choose not to have things like food delivered in shitty weather because I've had delivery jobs and it sucks delivering in it. Not saying that's the correct way to be, it's just my thing. Even if I did make use of it, I certainly wouldn't feel grossly entitled to it if it was made unavailable for a short time.
 
Phil is claiming that his internet doing down during break is why his viewers are down 100+, instead of his 30 minute break. Did it not occur to Phil that each time he does on break this always happens?
But that would be admitting that he could have some control over his viewership numbers, meaning that there was something he could do. Besides it's pretty obvious that he wants to keep lowering the standards of his audience.
 
Phil is claiming that his internet doing down during break is why his viewers are down 100+, instead of his 30 minute break. Did it not occur to Phil that each time he does on break this always happens?
He's lying as usual. He's cried about it for a month now.
 
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His weird agoraphobia strikes again. There's still places open and he has a car. I don't get his complete reliance on food delivery at all. I am not even saying he has to make his own food. Pretend it's Total Wine or something and get off your fat ass.
Phil has spent enough time being able to avoid going outside to get food most days of the week to become insistent on it being a staple of his lifestyle forever. Like with the vest streak raising his tips expectations, he'll therefore never again be able to stop himself from bitching about it getting impeded, no matter how many times the detractor community roasts him for it.

And like anything else, it stems from his need for, but complete lack of ability to appreciate, other people, even when they serve him like he needs them to. It is this contradicting combination that makes him everything awful that he is, because he therefore has no motivation to try on anything he does, that has him interacting with the world in any way, but also compels him to expect all the things that he therefore does NOT have coming to him. Even other shit-heads don't have those two traits being the proverbial unstoppable force meeting the immovable object to such a perfect degree. It is truly a titanic struggle inside his brain, that will end in a stalemate, and only on the day he dies.
Idk about others, but I will usually choose not to have things like food delivered in shitty weather because I've had delivery jobs and it sucks delivering in it. Not saying that's the correct way to be, it's just my thing. Even if I did make use of it, I certainly wouldn't feel grossly entitled to it if it was made unavailable for a short time.
That's what separates you two, your desire for service isn't in perfectly balanced strength to your concern for the feelings of others. One will give way to the other, when they run into each other. Sometimes you won't be so bothered by somebody have to deal with rain or snow in order to bring you your pizza, sometimes you will. That is a normal thing, the win or lose of either side. Phil is a perpetual lack of any edge gained by either side, he will not stop relying on delivery, and he will not stop giving zero fucks about other people even though they give him what he wants. On top of so many other things he insists on, which contradict each other and never reach an outcome in their struggle. Just look at his streams. He never stops serving himself with his selection of games, and he never stops insisting on people serving his wants by giving him lots of money despite him giving them incentive NOT to. Perpetual stalemate on those contradicting traits, that similarly ends only on his death, and without a solid winner declared.
Phil is claiming that his internet doing down during break is why his viewers are down 100+, instead of his 30 minute break. Did it not occur to Phil that each time he does on break this always happens?
It DOES occur to him, he has even said so before, he just happens to also need an excuse as to why it's not HIM, so there we go. It was the internet tanking. One day, it'll be something else. Only reason he didn't do this before is because he didn't realize that without something else to blame, it'll sound like he's chiding his viewers for leaving because he's on break, and even he knows that's not a good idea. Once it occurs to him, that is.

Also, the reason he even notices is because he's the guy who insists on having such an audience so captivated by his "entertainment" despite all the reasons to call it something else entirely, that even while he's gone, they're still keeping the view count what it was before he took off. Yet another perpetual stalemate with him. He'll never stop demanding such loyalty, or ever properly reward it.
 
"Judo"
"Marksmanship"
He knows martial arts and now to fire a gun. He can fix a toilet, paint a house, and hang up shelves. He tried to teach Phil to ride a bike. Emphasis on Tried. Its like he's Batman and Phil is a shittier fatter version of Jason Todd. Its not wonder Phil always talks about his mother instead.
Phil knows his dad is successful and better than him at things he could easily learn to be better at too... So Phil's dad is obviously a mentally ill morahn detractor who has book smarts not street smarts.

Phil is instantly angry at anyone who is better than him or more successful lol.
 
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