Vaccine Regret

Yeah, I regret it. Consider me here to pick up my retard badge, I got it to protect my family. I got my second dose two days ago and I've been feeling a pain in my chest like a very small shard of something stuck there which is like my usual heartburn. I woke up an hour ago and now it's like a squeezing. It's right under my sternum. I fucking told people after the first one that it started clamming up as if I was anxious even though I had a great week that week and they just said it was stress or pre-existing anxiety. I got Pfizer and the bitch who didn't even disinfect my arm before she jabbed me cheerily said it would be time for my booster (Moderna) in six months - FUCK that! Can't wait to discover this shit in my ovaries. Don't get the vaccine.
 
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Lemmingwise said:
Somehow this reminds me of those orwellian stickers you see in public transport in brazil.

"SMILE! You are being filmed."
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Ah, those. They're all over the place in London too.

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I kid you not, I just got off the phone with a GP and she said:
- It's common for people to feel ill after their vaccine (is she seriously equating chest pains for the other general illness symptoms)
- "That is common and an inflammatory response is a sign the body is making antibodies against COVID"
Yeah but in my HEART? Fuck me, I'm a clueless layman so correct my assumptions but this sounds like bullshit so that I don't panic and not actual care. She didn't even pretend it wasn't inflammation.
 
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BroccoliBrain said:
Ah, those. They're all over the place in London too.

whoops accidentally doubleposted:
I kid you not, I just got off the phone with a GP and she said:
- It's common for people to feel ill after their vaccine (is she seriously equating chest pains for the other general illness symptoms)
- "That is common and an inflammatory response is a sign the body is making antibodies against COVID"
Yeah but in my HEART? Fuck me, I'm a clueless layman so correct my assumptions but this sounds like bullshit so that I don't panic and not actual care. She didn't even pretend it wasn't inflammation.
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You are being rused. You should not have taken the Retard Juice.
 
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BroccoliBrain said:
Ah, those. They're all over the place in London too.

whoops accidentally doubleposted:
I kid you not, I just got off the phone with a GP and she said:
- It's common for people to feel ill after their vaccine (is she seriously equating chest pains for the other general illness symptoms)
- "That is common and an inflammatory response is a sign the body is making antibodies against COVID"
Yeah but in my HEART? Fuck me, I'm a clueless layman so correct my assumptions but this sounds like bullshit so that I don't panic and not actual care. She didn't even pretend it wasn't inflammation.
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Do you not understand how vaccines work in general? They're a weak or dead version of the actual illness used to train an autoimmune response so your body doesn't get columbian exchanged by a virus it's never encountered before.

It's entirely normal to feel mild symptoms of whatever you just got vaccinated for because you basically just got a very very mild case of it, and your doctor must be rolling her eyes at how dumb you are.
 
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Dyn said:
Do you not understand how vaccines work in general? They're a weak or dead version of the actual illness used to train an autoimmune response so your body doesn't get columbian exchanged by a virus it's never encountered before.

It's entirely normal to feel mild symptoms of whatever you just got vaccinated for because you basically just got a very very mild case of it, and your doctor must be rolling her eyes at how dumb you are.
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Yes, I know how they work. I didn't ask the doctor about vaccine side effects because I didn't have any, you must've read those two bullet points in my post sequentially: she told me that feeling the chest pain was a common response and it means the vaccine is working. When I previously looked for advice specific to the vaccine causing chest pains I could only find a generalised help page on all those other common side effects and to call emergency services or the other national line that led me to here.
 
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BroccoliBrain said:
Yes, I know how they work. I didn't ask the doctor about vaccine side effects because I didn't have any, you must've read those two bullet points in my post sequentially: she told me that feeling the chest pain was a common response and it means the vaccine is working. When I previously looked for advice specific to the vaccine causing chest pains I could only find a generalised help page on all those other common side effects and to call emergency services or the other national line that led me to here.
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That's right chest pain is normal, why are you complaining about it?
 
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BroccoliBrain said:
Yes, I know how they work. I didn't ask the doctor about vaccine side effects because I didn't have any, you must've read those two bullet points in my post sequentially: she told me that feeling the chest pain was a common response and it means the vaccine is working. When I previously looked for advice specific to the vaccine causing chest pains I could only find a generalised help page on all those other common side effects and to call emergency services or the other national line that led me to here.
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Don't bother replying to Dyn, he's a retard. Keep someone nearby with a phone on hand until the chest pains let up. Or go to a hospital if it gets really bad.
 
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Is this the panic attack thread for people who'd probably get fucked to death by COVID, but instead were uncomfortable for a couple days?
BroccoliBrain said:
Yes, I know how they work. I didn't ask the doctor about vaccine side effects because I didn't have any, you must've read those two bullet points in my post sequentially: she told me that feeling the chest pain was a common response and it means the vaccine is working. When I previously looked for advice specific to the vaccine causing chest pains I could only find a generalised help page on all those other common side effects and to call emergency services or the other national line that led me to here.
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The china virus would make fish-food out of you. Hop on a treadmill.
 
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My only regret is not booking a flight to the Netherlands last week to get sextuple vaxxed.
 
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I was essentially forced to get the jab per Uncle Sam's orders but my commander can fellate my perenium if I'm required to get more.
I do have occasional chest pain months later and had adverse reactions to both doses. I, for one, look forward to commercials in 20 years' time informing us that "if you or a loved one recieved a Pfizer, Moderna, or Johnson and Johnson covid-19 vaccination you may be entitled to compensation." It'll be our generation's asbestos.
 
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Mr. Skeltal said:
I was essentially forced to get the jab per Uncle Sam's orders but my commander can fellate my perenium if I'm required to get more.
I do have occasional chest pain months later and had adverse reactions to both doses. I, for one, look forward to commercials in 20 years' time informing us that "if you or a loved one recieved a Pfizer, Moderna, or Johnson and Johnson covid-19 vaccination you may be entitled to compensation." It'll be our generation's asbestos.
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To be fair to asbestos: it actually worked as intended. The carcinogens were discovered later.
 
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Mr. Skeltal said:
"if you or a loved one recieved a Pfizer, Moderna, or Johnson and Johnson covid-19 vaccination you may be entitled to compensation
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Someone has not read all the legal paperwork related to these jabs.

The companies have 0 liabilities. This isn't even new. About 3 years ago I tentatively made one or two posts in a vaccine thread on the kiwifarms (I think they were my first posts?) I pointed out at the time that though there was no vaccine liability by the pharmaceutical companies, millions had been paid in compensation by the government due to adverse vaccine side-effects and that as such, there was at least some basis to not take all recommended vaccines.

People fell over themselves to sticker me for it and posted gleefully about how dumb it was. I found it really odd at the time. But when covid vaccine stuff began it made sense. The propaganda to prepare people for this and the marginalisation of "antivax" stuff was the groundwork for the plandemic, and some people had already drank the koolaid.
 
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Shek$il said:
Is this the panic attack thread for people who'd probably get fucked to death by COVID, but instead were uncomfortable for a couple days?

The china virus would make fish-food out of you. Hop on a treadmill.
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Heart-inflamation/failure is BIG issue with the C19 vaxx. Shame on you for speaking to BroccoliBrain like that. You Vaxxmaxx types lack empathy/compassion.
 
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Dude Vaccines said:
Heart-inflamation/failure is BIG issue with the C19 vaxx. Shame on you for speaking to BroccoliBrain like that. You Vaxxmaxx types lack empathy/compassion.
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She's fat man. Come on man she should do push pushs. She's most likely old and fat. Come on man.

Also you're a daam liar man. The Covid Vaxxx gets things running since a long time.
Listen fat come on fat
 
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