Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[vertexwindi]

They should make a video game based on the movie.

There already is a video game based on Zoe's life.

 

[EnixSquared]

There already is a video game based on Zoe's life.

Fat Princess?

 

[Overcast]

I hope that Sony or whoever pours cash in advertising and buying the distribution rights to this abomination loses so much money Hollywood as a whole gets scared about financing internet phenomenon/sjw pandering horseshit stories for a decade.

Why only for a decade? : P

 

[Ruin]

There already is a video game based on Zoe's life.

Silent Hill?

 

[Cynical]

This game is THE Zoe Quinn game:

http://oppressionquest.com/

 

[anephric]

But then again, it doesn't actually say how far along Michael Crichton was in writing Jurassic Park.

Also: Crichton had already had done work on Hollywood several times. Hell, he wrote Westworld, which is just Jurassic Park with robot cowboys.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

What the fuck is there to cover in a movie? Are we going to see 2 hours of Scarlett Johansson checking twitter and looking sad?

Will she be able to get the cap off?

To be fair that sounds better than We Bought a Zoo. So hyped for the anti-Gamergate nerds to tard out all over again.

 

[CatParty]

Also: Crichton had already had done work on Hollywood several times. Hell, he wrote Westworld, which is just Jurassic Park with robot cowboys.

Westworld is amazing. They are even making it into a series. It's not just "Jurassic park with robot cowboys". It's a classic piece of science fiction.

What the fuck is there to cover in a movie? Are we going to see 2 hours of Scarlett Johansson checking twitter and looking sad?

Will she be able to get the cap off?

You underestimate Hollywood.

It's obviously just gonna be The Net reboot.

 

[Splendid]

They should make a video game based on the movie.

It's called Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

Also: Crichton had already had done work on Hollywood several times. Hell, he wrote Westworld, which is just Jurassic Park with robot cowboys.

Comparing Crichton to pretty much anyone is unrealistic. Someone would have paid six figures for an option on Crichton's used toilet paper.

 

[KingCasio]

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

You just felt like destroying something beautiful?

 

[Cynical]

You just felt like destroying something beautiful?

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Just goes to prove Zoe Quinn would be much less ugly if you got a hotter looking woman to assume the name and basic look.

 

[KingCasio]

You just felt like destroying something beautiful?

Oh, I wouldn't say that. Just goes to prove Zoe Quinn would be much less ugly if you got a hotter looking woman to assume the name and basic look.

But I was trying to destroy something beautiful.

 

[Thiletonomics]

But I was trying to destroy something beautiful.

Sadly, the SJWs and Tumblr would probably still squee for it. Because "ugly is the new beautiful", I guess.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I'm pretty sure that if Zoe was a competent video game designer or had some interesting/worthwhile opinions, there would be very little nagging about her looks, actually people might find her cute then... the perception of beauty is a complex process.

 

[CatParty]

Just wait for them to cast every fat actor as the gamergaters harassing her. Just to fit that trope.

 

[Positron]

Why this movie gets made? Who is the potential audience? SJWs won't be pleased no matter what you do, they'd complain the actresses being too conventionally attractive and this is fat shaming yadda yadda.

They should get Benedict Cumberbatch to play the dashingly villainous Milo!

Mantis-face is now "problematic" in SJW circles. No self-respecting SJW is going to see him unless you manage to squeeze in a gay subplot or six.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Maybe it'll be a slasher film that ends with Commander Stryker getting a headshot assassination? One can dream, I guess...

I remember reading a rumour that the sequel to Unfriended was going to be called Unfriended 2: GamerGate Strikes Back so the idea of it turning out as a slasher might not be as absurd as you think.

 

[Reddit Avenger]

If it's made it will be as fucking ridiculous as that SVU episode.

I hate to ask this since it's slightly off-topic but does anyone know if there's a decent compilation on youtube or something of this SVU thing?

I don't follow GG on account of most of my exposure to it being of the autistic /v/ variety and this is the first time I've heard of it and it sounds funny. I tried searching around but couldn't find anything that's not screamed over by some GG sperg.