Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Damocles_Sword]

Just wait for them to cast every fat actor as the gamergaters harassing her. Just to fit that trope.

I can see it now. Michael Moore as Sargon of Akkad, Seth Rogen as Internet Arristocrat and Kevin James as MundaneMatt.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Michael Moore as Sargon of Akkad

In fairness, Sargon is pretty chubby. Physically he fulfills a stereotype when it comes to gamergaters.

 

[Positron]

I can see it now. Michael Moore as Sargon of Akkad, Seth Rogen as Internet Arristocrat and Kevin James as MundaneMatt.

Christian Bale as FullMcIntosh.
Sam Worthington as MovieBlob.
Gerald Butler as Phil Fish.
Chris Pratt as Andrew Dobson.
Tony Leung as Arthur Chu.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Here's the leaked script:

Scarlet as Zoe: "Despite looking like an ancient Greek statue of female perfection, I am picked on constantly for being ugly and fat, not because I'm a terrible person who uses sex to control others."
Internet Trolls: "You are fat and ugly and we would not have sex with you."
Scarlet as Zoe: *Cries and goes to the media*

Repeat for 2 hours.

 

[Jaimas]

What boggles my mind is that they think this will work.

The last few things (mostly "documentaries" designed to appeal to Bay Area Hipster Shitheels) Quinn's been in have been:

1. A series of videos for Feminist Frequency which anyone can watch for free.

2. A movie designed as a breakdown of the Indie Circuit, which ultimately centered around Zoe Quinn's personal friends and released this as a pay-for video on Steam, all whilst enlisting the same assholes who lionized Phil Fish in Indie Game: The Movie:

3. The similar documentary #Gamer, which was purporting to be a "hard-hitting look at the Gamergate Controversy" whilst only getting in touch with the professional victims unit. It failed its kickstarter twice.

4. This fucking shambles:

5. The infamous failed Charity Stream, which I will let @Batman VS Tony Danza explain:

Before the Five Guys things or Gamegate even had a name Zoe Quinn was planning to record game jam. It's when you get a bunch of people together and they make a game within a set period of time. She had been taking donations for a long time and then Five Guys happened and people started digging to find out more about her. Turns out the donations go directly into her personal paypal account. People called her on it and her and her bf insulted people who brought this up and eventually claimed Zoe is registered as a business herself (I'll just assume this is true) so it's all on the up and up.

The thing is that game jams don't take this fucking long to set up and a few months ago Zoe still claimed it was going to happen despite no new information coming out at all. It's worth pointing out that Zoe Quinn is planning a 48 hour game jam. Zoe was interviewed in a documentary where a shitload of people did a game jam ON A TRAIN RIDE. It wasn't even the biggest part of the documentary but rather just footage they showed in between interviews about the indie game scene. Another thing worth noting is that right before Five Guys happened Zoe Quinn was part of a failed recorded game jam and during the process she actually made internet sweetheart Jontron (who loves fucking everyone) to hate her personally. Apparently the goal for the teams was to do a Let's Play and Zoe insisted the team she was on, which had Jontron on it, they do a Let's Play of her game where you have a staring contest with a picture of Jeff Goldblum where you click the mouse if you blink. Jon realized what a shit idea this was and made the mistake of disagreeing with her.

Her game:
http://www.beesgo.biz/jeffstare.html

Yeah, nah, you're a real game developer Zoe. For reals.

The long and short is that these people can't function unless reality itself is screened for them. With that in mind, Zoe Quinn only works when the audience can be tightly controlled. She can barely handle mockery without utterly losing her shit, and she relies on a big network of friends to make it happen.

If she thought she was mocked before, she's seen nothing.

 

[Henry Bemis]

If she thought she was mocked before, she's seen nothing.

You might say, she'll wish the cap stayed on.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Zoë Quinn is fat, and she blew me right away after I told her I wrote listicles on the Internet under the name "JF Sargent."

2 out of 10. Would not bang again.

 

[Cubanodun]

so when are we going to have the porn version?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I think Zoe Quinn is really pretty.

Don't stick your dick in crazy, man.

That's pretty how this whole shitshow started.

 

[Mahimahi]

I heartily approve of this movie, simply because it will turn thousands of neckbeards into pillars of salt.

It will trigger an explosion of butthurt that will make Fury Road look like a penny bunger.

We'll have 1000 new Homers and the Homer thread will hit 1000 pages.

 

[CatParty]

so when are we going to have the porn version?

Months ago
http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/princess-kora-anita-sarkeesian/

 

[*Asterisk*]

so when are we going to have the porn version?

Have you ever heard of a website called Encyclopedia Dramatica?

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

If she thought she was mocked before, she's seen nothing.

She more or less just stays out of the spotlight until it suits her and then anita and to a lesser extent wu and the lesser trannies just keep the ball rolling until there's a prime moment to cash in. (Movies, Meetings at the UN). Even though she really started all this compared to the other lw's she's embraced all this the least and has seemed honestly overwhelmed by what's happening a few times.

I actually believe she probably does like making games and may not have intended to use sex to get favorable reviews she might just be screwing guys who get laid so little that they sing her praises after a drunken one nighter. I think she's a bay trust fund kid who does whatever she likes and all of a sudden people were mentioning her in press and now she's going to the UN. She seems in way over her head.

Still fuck you zoe.

 

[Trombonista]

Guys, Zoe Quinn isn't fat. She's not even that chubby.

I still wouldn't have sex with her, but that's probably because I'm straight.

 

[The Colonel]

so when are we going to have the porn version?

Her life is the porn version.

 

[StallChaser]

This thread is incomplete without the actual drama Zoe Quinn was involved in, and what makes her such a terrible person:
ED article: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Zoe_Quinn

The zoepost: https://thezoepost.wordpress.com/
tl;dr Zoe emotionally abuses Eron, is extremely possessive (like literally to the point that she controlled who he was allowed to be friends with), cheats on him and lies about it repeatedly while accusing him of cheating. Basically, if the story was genderswapped, it would be like the ultimate SJW ragebait, like the classical kind of abuse scenario that they go on about all the time. She'd be like Roosh V 2.0, and Eron would be set for life from patreon victimbux.

TFYC harassment: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/183/c06.png
She makes a fake game jam (no material plans, donations go straight to her paypal) and tries to slander TFYC out of existence because they're a competitor.

The disastrous photoshoot: http://www.skepticink.com/incredulo...bing-killing-man-alleged-former-photographer/
tl;dr She tells disturbing stories about people trying to attack/rape her and that she stabbed one in the face, killing him. Somehow never had police involvement in any of it. Tells how she can't keep a job because creeps just keep on attacking her every time! They do the actual photoshoot and she's a total mooch, like makes them pay for her food, buy her clothes for the photoshoot, etc. Then makes up some story about how her roommate is a total monster and won't give permission to publish the photos. Then she makes up shit about the photographer and spreads those lies all over the internet.

There's one that I couldn't find a link to, it was a journalist who was blacklisted after she said he tried to sexually assault her. Then his story comes out and it was that they used to be friends but hadn't seen each other in a while, he was super drunk, and wanting to get moral support after someone really close to him died. She basically turned his being in a vulnerable situation and believing that she'd, I dunno, give him a hug or something, into "he tried to rape me!"

At one point, she claimed that someone who drew a cartoon of her was "spreading revenge porn" and harassed Brad Wardell for talking to the artist on twitter. I can't find the cartoon any more

 

[HG 400]

This thread is incomplete without the actual drama Zoe Quinn was involved in, and what makes her such a terrible person:
ED article: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Zoe_Quinn

The zoepost: https://thezoepost.wordpress.com/
tl;dr Zoe emotionally abuses Eron, is extremely possessive (like literally to the point that she controlled who he was allowed to be friends with), cheats on him and lies about it repeatedly while accusing him of cheating. Basically, if the story was genderswapped, it would be like the ultimate SJW ragebait, like the classical kind of abuse scenario that they go on about all the time. She'd be like Roosh V 2.0, and Eron would be set for life from patreon victimbux.

TFYC harassment: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/183/c06.png
She makes a fake game jam (no material plans, donations go straight to her paypal) and tries to slander TFYC out of existence because they're a competitor.

The disastrous photoshoot: http://www.skepticink.com/incredulo...bing-killing-man-alleged-former-photographer/
tl;dr She tells disturbing stories about people trying to attack/rape her and that she stabbed one in the face, killing him. Somehow never had police involvement in any of it. Tells how she can't keep a job because creeps just keep on attacking her every time! They do the actual photoshoot and she's a total mooch, like makes them pay for her food, buy her clothes for the photoshoot, etc. Then makes up some story about how her roommate is a total monster and won't give permission to publish the photos. Then she makes up shit about the photographer and spreads those lies all over the internet.

There's one that I couldn't find a link to, it was a journalist who was blacklisted after she said he tried to sexually assault her. Then his story comes out and it was that they used to be friends but hadn't seen each other in a while, he was super drunk, and wanting to get moral support after someone really close to him died. She basically turned his being in a vulnerable situation and believing that she'd, I dunno, give him a hug or something, into "he tried to rape me!"

At one point, she claimed that someone who drew a cartoon of her was "spreading revenge porn" and harassed Brad Wardell for talking to the artist on twitter. I can't find the cartoon any more

tl;dr she's real pretty though

 

[Cubanodun]

Months ago
http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/princess-kora-anita-sarkeesian/

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen ;_;

 

[The Colonel]

And look who was in the the comments!

 

[HickoryDickory]

This thread is incomplete without the actual drama Zoe Quinn was involved in, and what makes her such a terrible person:
ED article: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Zoe_Quinn

The zoepost: https://thezoepost.wordpress.com/
tl;dr Zoe emotionally abuses Eron, is extremely possessive (like literally to the point that she controlled who he was allowed to be friends with), cheats on him and lies about it repeatedly while accusing him of cheating. Basically, if the story was genderswapped, it would be like the ultimate SJW ragebait, like the classical kind of abuse scenario that they go on about all the time. She'd be like Roosh V 2.0, and Eron would be set for life from patreon victimbux.

TFYC harassment: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/814/183/c06.png
She makes a fake game jam (no material plans, donations go straight to her paypal) and tries to slander TFYC out of existence because they're a competitor.

The disastrous photoshoot: http://www.skepticink.com/incredulo...bing-killing-man-alleged-former-photographer/
tl;dr She tells disturbing stories about people trying to attack/rape her and that she stabbed one in the face, killing him. Somehow never had police involvement in any of it. Tells how she can't keep a job because creeps just keep on attacking her every time! They do the actual photoshoot and she's a total mooch, like makes them pay for her food, buy her clothes for the photoshoot, etc. Then makes up some story about how her roommate is a total monster and won't give permission to publish the photos. Then she makes up shit about the photographer and spreads those lies all over the internet.

There's one that I couldn't find a link to, it was a journalist who was blacklisted after she said he tried to sexually assault her. Then his story comes out and it was that they used to be friends but hadn't seen each other in a while, he was super drunk, and wanting to get moral support after someone really close to him died. She basically turned his being in a vulnerable situation and believing that she'd, I dunno, give him a hug or something, into "he tried to rape me!"

At one point, she claimed that someone who drew a cartoon of her was "spreading revenge porn" and harassed Brad Wardell for talking to the artist on twitter. I can't find the cartoon any more

The photographer posted her side of the story on live journal, which is where the pics of Zoe and her are in a UFO Catcher-style toy bin.