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I wonder how Chris celebrated new years and his "birthday" in jail? Also known as CHRISTmas.
Celebratory Fanta.
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I wonder how Chris celebrated new years and his "birthday" in jail? Also known as CHRISTmas.
It's basically his second birthday in his mind, he's Jesuschu now. Born again CWChristian and that shit. Bet he spent New Year inside his jail of a mind imagining Mewtwo and Magi-chan congratulating him. Sure helps with staving away the reality of his first cell rape of 2022.I wonder how Chris celebrated new years and his "birthday" in jail? Also known as CHRISTmas.
At the end of the day, whichever flavor of specific mental illness Chris gets classified as the ultimate result is that this is a very accurate description of him and how he views the world.he definitely has always been an entitled, manipulative prick with 0 empathy
He won't mind paying scalper prices for the set, he did that all the time anyways. Remember when he bought that Lego Ghostbusters set on ebay for $450 when him and Barb were still living in the "rental house" after he burned down 14BLC? Chris would gladly pay double the MSRP for that set just so he can toss it into his hoard of plastic shit, never to be touched again.Look what Lego have just released today:
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Hopefully all the Sonic/Lego spergs buy them and it's discontinued by the time Chris is released.![]()
LEGO Sonic exists now.Look what Lego have just released today:
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Hopefully all the Sonic/Lego spergs buy them and it's discontinued by the time Chris is released.![]()
This is going to be so, so much worse than the Ghostbusters set, because of what I outlined above - LEGO Sonic exists.He won't mind paying scalper prices for the set, he did that all the time anyways. Remember when he bought that Lego Ghostbusters set on ebay for $450 when him and Barb were still living in the "rental house" after he burned down 14BLC? Chris would gladly pay double the MSRP for that set just so he can toss it into his hoard of plastic shit, never to be touched again.
I don't think Chris cares about toys or sonic anymore that would be too grounded in reality all he needs is his mind to keep him company.LEGO Sonic exists now.
Oh god.
This is going to be so, so much worse than the Ghostbusters set, because of what I outlined above - LEGO Sonic exists.
Chris paid obscene amounts of money for LEGO Lisa Simpson figures for one purpose, and that was the creation of the LEGO Sonichus. Now there's an official LEGO Sonic head which could be used to make the 3rd revision of those abominations and no CFMM even needed this time, maybe some markers for colors but that minifigure is what Chris has wanted for his own purposes for years.
How much did he pay? Looks like Lisa Simpson Lego figures are $10-15 on eBay, but I'd imagine Chris would want a lot of them.LEGO Sonic exists now.
Oh god.
This is going to be so, so much worse than the Ghostbusters set, because of what I outlined above - LEGO Sonic exists.
Chris paid obscene amounts of money for LEGO Lisa Simpson figures for one purpose, and that was the creation of the LEGO Sonichus. Now there's an official LEGO Sonic head which could be used to make the 3rd revision of those abominations and no CFMM even needed this time, maybe some markers for colors but that minifigure is what Chris has wanted for his own purposes for years.
Imagine being remembered as a beloved human being who made people laugh and was a great animal activist.And yet Betty White died. It’s already a shitty year.
Probably not.Would Chris have been a good fit for the Jerry Springer show?
I've heard that inmates get a special meal on Christmas so Chris probably ate that and it was probably the best thing he's had in years. Other than that he sat in his cell daydreaming about celebrating the holidays in CWCvile with all his imaginary friends.I wonder how Chris celebrated new years and his "birthday" in jail? Also known as CHRISTmas.
FuckwitFeel free to point out any I’ve missed.
FUCKING STOP THEREim going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom
FUCKING STOP THERE
WHAT THE GODDAMN HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
I've been thinking of buying one and just holding on to it as a little investment.Look what Lego have just released today:
Hopefully all the Sonic/Lego spergs buy them and it's discontinued by the time Chris is released.![]()
Dude, please keep looking for a therapist. You need help and if you get this problem under control you can avoid ending up in jail with Chris-chan.Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom. i would also like to say that i would never actually fuck my mom in real life (or look at incest porn involving real things) as that is elder abuse and the very idea of it happening irl makes me feel sick. this is a thing that has been there all my life, and i would consider it an intrinsic part of me that cannot be changed. i've tried to hide it, tried to quash the feelings and thoughts down but they dont go away, and if i try too hard to ignore them, it flips he other way and i just cant stop thinking about it, ending up in a vicious cycle of "stop thinking about it" "shit i cant stop i need to try harder" etc etc.
other people with paraphilias (things like necrophilia, paedophilia, zoophilia et al that are more than just a passing curiosity) ive talked to have the same problem of overthinking and self hatred over these feelings, and it frequently causes neuroses and suicidal thoughts. sexologists are actually starting to agree that these things - and general kinkiness - are legitimate sexual orientations, too. that doesnt mean we should be lobbying for [xyz]philia to be totally ok like homo/bisexuality, but it should be seen as something un-fixable, yet able to be handled safely.
the overwhelming majority of people with philias do not like the idea of acting upon these fantasies in real life - for example a lot of paedophiles despise themselves for even thinking of it, and often refuse to be near children for their safety. unfortunately its hard for people to find therapists willing to deal with these things, as they fear being ostracized and cast out with no help at all, so they turn to shota/lolicon. i don't actually see a problem with this, as it is not real, and in the majority of cases, is plenty to help keep the person on the straight and narrow. if a paedophile actively harms children (either through porn or otherwise) they are looked down upon by people who do actually understand that fantasy =/= reality. kind of how Chris Chan isnt representative of all trannies
If the show wasn't scriptedWould Chris have been a good fit for the Jerry Springer show?
Chris and self-awareness:
Does Chris realize that no one in the real world wants to interact with him? Or does he on some level get that the attention he receives on the internet is in fact mockery? I know that many children do not see the difference between positive and negative attention and carry these ideas into adulthood, but with Chris, this is taken to a nearly psychotic level. Or is there a kernel of self awareness in there somewhere? I can't decide. My theory is that Chris is deeply paranoid and in his own way is aware of his own condition. Humans are more like animals than we realize. Even some animals seem to know in their primitive way that if they are alone constantly something is amiss.
You do realize that thoughts can lead to actions right?Slight powerlevel. im going to preface this by saying i like the idea of fucking my mom. i would also like to say that i would never actually fuck my mom in real life (or look at incest porn involving real things) as that is elder abuse and the very idea of it happening irl makes me feel sick. this is a thing that has been there all my life, and i would consider it an intrinsic part of me that cannot be changed. i've tried to hide it, tried to quash the feelings and thoughts down but they dont go away, and if i try too hard to ignore them, it flips he other way and i just cant stop thinking about it, ending up in a vicious cycle of "stop thinking about it" "shit i cant stop i need to try harder" etc etc.
other people with paraphilias (things like necrophilia, paedophilia, zoophilia et al that are more than just a passing curiosity) ive talked to have the same problem of overthinking and self hatred over these feelings, and it frequently causes neuroses and suicidal thoughts. sexologists are actually starting to agree that these things - and general kinkiness - are legitimate sexual orientations, too. that doesnt mean we should be lobbying for [xyz]philia to be totally ok like homo/bisexuality, but it should be seen as something un-fixable, yet able to be handled safely.
the overwhelming majority of people with philias do not like the idea of acting upon these fantasies in real life - for example a lot of paedophiles despise themselves for even thinking of it, and often refuse to be near children for their safety. unfortunately its hard for people to find therapists willing to deal with these things, as they fear being ostracized and cast out with no help at all, so they turn to shota/lolicon. i don't actually see a problem with this, as it is not real, and in the majority of cases, is plenty to help keep the person on the straight and narrow. if a paedophile actively harms children (either through porn or otherwise) they are looked down upon by people who do actually understand that fantasy =/= reality. kind of how Chris Chan isnt representative of all trannies