Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[AmberAlert]

Much like the humans of the world, Twinkie is over this dumb bitch.

Also Amber is too fat to fit in socks. This is something I just made up after seeing her dumb cartoon legs in pants pulled over her feet.
Feel free to spread the rumor.

She has nowhere near the mobility needed to put on her own socks. Wipey would have to hold her nose and get down on her knees to put them on and take them off like a good house slave.

 

[Xenomorph]

All her gifts were to make her lose weight or not stink lmaoooo

 

[D_Tractor]

LOL Jade's family bought Amber deodorizer sprays because Jade complained to them about how bad the place stinks.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber weeks ago: I'm going to be spending Christmas alone

Amber today: The first Christmas we spent together

She got a bag that holds a camera you guys. You literally just open it.

Pichurs. Pichur frames. Why is every fat bag of Jello incapable of pronouncing pictures?

However much weight she lost, she gained it all back. Every atom of her was jiggling like jelly in an earthquake.

 

[Constellationzero]

Why is every fat bag of Jello incapable of pronouncing pictures?

It's the tire necklace pressing down on the windpipe. Other mispronunciations unique to deathfats:

* Punkin/puckin
* Pitchur/Pishtur
* Peesa
* Fass Fud (Not just Dr. Now!)
* chikin' chikeen
* sghetti/pusghetti/'ghetti

 

[PuthyWagon2.0]

I'm unsure as to whether I believe that Jade bought these gifts for her, or whether it was a 'bought out of Amber's money' situation type deal. According to Amazon, the Cubii seated elliptical is $249.00, while the grand piano is $349.99, and that's just for two presents. That's not a cheap Christmas at all.

ETA: Also, if Jade really did buy these gifts, Amber's whole 'I only mentioned it ONCE and that was MONTHS ago!' shtick is a crock of shit. Come on, gorl. You hinted and badgered about a fucking wedding and an engagement until Becky finally bit the bullet. I can definitely see her whimpering constantly about not being able to buy her expert laygoes and how it was affecting her mental until Jade gave in.

 

[goodgrief]

So she got herself her girlfriend bought her a machine to exercise with...sitting down. Not only is she not gonna keep doing it, no one in the history of the world has ever considered it exercise. Still a mystery why she won't hem her fucking pants. She literally walks around with that shit dragging on the floor. They're so fucking long they're like one and a half pants length. Gorl if you trip over that shit and fall you're done, he floor is cracked and the neighbors are checking earthquake apps.

 

[FickleFuck]

Just glancing at the reviews for that cubbi thing it's all old people. The youngest I saw was 69 and had major health problems. The other reviews said to use compression socks because it can cause swelling. Haha. Amber can't even fit it regular socks. I see jade did a ton of research on this gift. I would be mortified if someone bought this for me at only 30 years old.

I started typing in Cubii and Amazon finished it with "exerciser for seniors". That's pathetic. 31 years old, cankle balled, tree trunk legged, shelf assed, upper arms looking like plastic grocery bags full of pudding. There's none more dispekful to Hambutt than her own damn self. She's made herself worse off than a senior citizen and she isn't even gonna have the long or fulfilled life that comes with it. Or am I just being fat phobic?

 

[Pearlxx]

I'm unsure as to whether I believe that Jade bought these gifts for her, or whether it was a 'bought out of Amber's money' situation type deal. According to Amazon, the Cubii seated elliptical is $249.00, while the grand piano is $349.99, and that's just for two presents. That's not a cheap Christmas at all.

But did you see the fucking Max Weight for that elliptical???? Oof.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Should make it a combo meal AL -

 

[Xenomorph]

I'm unsure as to whether I believe that Jade bought these gifts for her, or whether it was a 'bought out of Amber's money' situation type deal. According to Amazon, the Cubii seated elliptical is $249.00, while the grand piano is $349.99, and that's just for two presents. That's not a cheap Christmas at all.

ETA: Also, if Jade really did buy these gifts, Amber's whole 'I only mentioned it ONCE and that was MONTHS ago!' shtick is a crock of shit. Come on, gorl. You hinted and badgered about a fucking wedding and an engagement until Becky finally bit the bullet. I can definitely see her whimpering constantly about not being able to buy her expert laygoes and how it was affecting her mental until Jade gave in.

Amber bought them Jade just picked em out.

 

[Insulin reid]

Once again I believe that Wipey has no idea how to shop for Big Al. She could’ve gotten her this for a fraction of the price and Al would have been 10x happier.
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Really makes me sad she didnt just get this. We could have had a haul momen' with a "taste test" where she acts like shes never had a tootsie roll before, takes a dainty princess bite like a horse using its front teeth then proceeds to chew with the rpm of a garbage disposal.

 

[King Fructose]

Really makes me sad she didnt just get this. We could have had a haul momen' with a "taste test" where she acts like shes never had a tootsie roll before, takes a dainty princess bite like a horse using its front teeth then proceeds to chew with the rpm of a garbage disposal.

A story in 3 parts:

 

[I call shenanigans]

But did you see the fucking Max Weight for that elliptical???? Oof.

That makes zero sense unless you were going to stand up on it....and it's not designed for that anyway. No way would ALR be putting 250lbs of force behind pedalling that thing whilst sitting down.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Love the ‘black girl starter pack’ of stuff for our Jade!
Fake leather pimp hat
Beats
Jogger pants
Jordan’s
Mens aftershave
Gamer chair
Thick gold necklace (Maybe Valentine’s Day Jade)

 

[goodgrief]

Really makes me sad she didnt just get this. We could have had a haul momen' with a "taste test" where she acts like shes never had a tootsie roll before, takes a dainty princess bite like a horse using its front teeth then proceeds to chew with the rpm of a garbage disposal.

Ok SO, we're gonna do a little teys tess situayshen molmenn
Omg I'm nervous! Are you guys nervous?
*looks to the side. Babe are you nervousssss?
------
C H O M P.
Whaaaa? Um, hullo? This is shhoooo gewd u guysss.

-END SCENE-

 

[FickleFuck]

That makes zero sense unless you were going to stand up on it....and it's not designed for that anyway. No way would ALR be putting 250lbs of force behind pedalling that thing whilst sitting down.

Have you seen the size of those things she calls legs? They on their own probably weigh more than 250 elbees. That plus whatever force she does put behind them (if any) and that thing is done for. It's gonna be broken or forgotten in no time.

 

[New & Improved Username]

This was too boring at 1.5 speed, put it at 1.75 and still had to just skip through. This part was interesting though:

 

[Bubblez McGee]

Amber says that she only mentioned some of those items that her girlfriend got her just one time months ago-but how could have mentioned those things to her girlfriend months ago, when this is her brand NEW girlfriend? I'm not attempting to play detective here or claiming to have figured out something that everyone doesn't already know. Obviously everyone knows that her "new" girlfriend is Jade/Wipey and everyone's always known that it's her. But that's kind of the point...for someone that's constantly lying, Amber is really bad at it.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Orange Queen posted a Big Al 2021 review. It's funny (her stuff usually is), but I realized as I watched it that it runs through Big Al's "No, I don't have a cycle, you guize" cycle really well. She also points out that Big Al is cheating on her weight loss by continually using her "highest weight" of 572.4 instead of her weight at the beginning of the year.

She's also subscribed to several diet programs like Weight Watchers, Noom, Freshly etc. Not forgetting all her medical bills, her being sued by hospitals when she hasn't paid her outstanding bills, her collage fees.
And does anyone actually think she pays her correct amount of taxes? Or even pay any taxes at all? We've all seen how seriously she takes her health, even after her cancer, so do you really think such a dainty gorl bothers about things like tax?
It explains why she is still not registered to vote. It makes it harder for people that are chasing her for money to find her.

She has claimed in the past to sock away 30-40% for taxes (which she should be paying quarterly but doesn't), but that was a lie, as we know. If she had been putting away all that money for years, her medical bills would not have left her scrambling to do something for extra money, like the earreeen situation type deal. And of course, since she doesn't pay quarterly and doesn't have an accountant to work some magic for her for the year, her tax bill is one gigantic lump.

Muh mentulz giveth, muh mentulz taketh away,

Uhm, excuse you? She was once diagnosed with ASMR. And a professional licensed therapist on BetterHelp.com said she has binge eating disorder, even though BED wasn’t an actual recognized disorder at the time. She literally INVENTED binging.

Well, you know what that means. It means those videos of her pawing through that magazine and the one where she's fondling all those markers were probably giving her such a tingle high that she orgasmed. You're welcome for that visual; the eye and brain bleach is in the utility closet.

I was (re)watching some of Michael B Petty's vids, and there was one where she said blah blah, with my bipolar and my binge eating disorder blah blah excuses about something. The vid must have been circa 2018, and I thought it was funny and also worthy of scorn that she shits all over therapy ("I don't believe in therapy") but wants understandeen from everyone because she's slapping some alphabet soup up as an excuse to never apologize and never change. The world owes you nothing, Big Al. At all. You effectively caged yourself in because you're a narcissistic twat who thinks your "brainful of knowledge" about things like bariatric surgery is the same as educated, trained professionals.

Karina kabooms latest vid says that Becky answered a q&a and she doesn’t talk to big alr anymore. Apparently, Amber spent Christmas alone. Karina and young dumb honey bun both made vids; telling Amber to try and ask herself why no one wants to be around her. Which she won’t because narcissistic af and also because fat!

I'll say again: good for them. They put up with her toxic bullshit long enough - they actually put up with it far longer than they should have, IMO.

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Can you imagine? She opens it. "Oh my gah, it's shtoooo sou-per KAYUTE, you guize! I'm going to...what's the word?..customize, if you will. Do you think we can paint it pink, and by we I mean you, Jade, who I am totally no longer dating in favor of this new local girl who seems to be exactly like you."

I follow a couple of YTers and the commonality is that they pay people to be on their vlogs. Not everyone but if they do a vlog featuring a couple of people, they get paid to be on it. I think, in general, it is common courtesy if they are making money from these people. Amber would never do this, and this is why everyone did not want to be on her videos.

The other reason they don't want to be in her videos, with her shoving the camera in their faces, is because she's a giant lardass and smells to high heaven, so being in the same room with her and listening her prattle on is exhausting.

Ya'll are just haydurs. FatAl is right now in talks with many publishers all fighting to be the ones who'll get to publish that fer sure top ten bestseller poetry book she's been writeen.

She's being wined and dined every night, some of the agents will even walk Twinkie and wipe her enormous ass for her.

She'll show you bastards when she's on her speaking tour. You'll see.

"You guize, I got some news today (squeeeeeeaaal) and something is going on, but I can't tell you yet. Oh, why not: I have been workeeen on my pomes and I have not one." (Pause for dramatic effect) "Not two." (Pause for dramatic effect and a lizard tongue molment type situation type deal) "But thuh-REE publishers interested in publisheen my very deep, meaningful pomes! (squeeeeaal!) "It's so exciteen I can't even."

Winds up being those scammy vanity publishers you have to pay to publish your shitty book. But you know Big Al, the queen of research, knows they are totally on the level and represent how all publishing works. Yup.

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It's a fucking Mike's

When she does this shit, or constantly makes duck lips, or tries to move sensually, or gets her O face on, etc., she's only trying to mimic what actual people with personalities do, or at least how she imagines these emotionally-laden things are for people. "Look at me, so quirky and sexy, being "drunk" on one or two Mike's when it would take a tanker truck full of the stuff to make a dent in my fat ass' tolerance for alcohol. Pat my ass, tell me how gorge I am, for I am a sexy, sexy drunk, obs."