Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

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heh, I love that Jude says she "won't rest until" D2D is huge right after she announces going on yet another fucking vacation.

All she does is rest and whine. And whatever this is:
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Sorry for being late, but I lol'd at the idea of Jude kicking someone's teeth in. Her body is even more decrepit than her 81yo dad's, no way she would have the flexibility and the strength to lift up her legs enough to kick someone's crotch, much less their teeth :story:
 
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jude has fired some mods after "multiple community reports" i wish i knew if they were legit or just snowflake bullshit.

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could it be that after two years, judy is finally going to take some responsibility and make an honest effort at her "job"? probably not, but if ever there was a sign that she's struggling, its this
 
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jude has fired some mods after "multiple community reports" i wish i knew if they were legit or just snowflake bullshit.

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could it be that after two years, judy is finally going to take some responsibility and make an honest effort at her "job"? probably not, but if ever there was a sign that she's struggling, its this
I can see why mods would want to quit on Jude when she’s so flaky and very easily offended. Being paid nothing to soothe the likes of someone like her seems thankless. It’s also hard to have any real engagement on streams when she makes conversation topics so limited, which helps contribute to the dwindling numbers of watchers she has on Twitch. She’ll eventually need to find a new grift after Twitch because she obviously can’t sustain herself on it and more people will stop wanting to work with her as time goes on. Jude is unpleasant enough that I’m sure word has gotten around for some people to avoid working with her.
 
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jude has fired some mods after "multiple community reports" i wish i knew if they were legit or just snowflake bullshit.

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could it be that after two years, judy is finally going to take some responsibility and make an honest effort at her "job"? probably not, but if ever there was a sign that she's struggling, its this
Woah I wonder which mod was 'asked to step down'. I hope it was Lexi, that girl was mad as a cut snake and seems liable to go on a tweet rampage.
 
could it be that after two years, judy is finally going to take some responsibility and make an honest effort at her "job"? probably not, but if ever there was a sign that she's struggling, its this

This is just more planning and manifesting. She's talking about setting up channel infrastructure, the post has 10 likes. She doesn't even have enough spergs to worry about corralling them. It's another version of manifesting, she wants to picture herself big and important.
 
Last years career board:

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shes talking about all the goals she reached ""technically"" lmao

vs this years (so far):
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(also lol at $0 out of $300 for her vacay goal)
I’m cackling that she went from putting $19,000 a month to $4,000 a month on the career goal board. Maybe even Jude realized how stupid that sounded. I mean dreaming of $4,000 a month for the pitiful work she puts in is still too high but hey I’m feeling nice so I’ll say it’s more realistic (for a narc). Now she just has to do the work to make the money.

Speaking of work though, her new one has an image that says “the only thing I can control is showing up”. She’s not wrong. It’s just that she usually cancels “showing up”.
 
I’m cackling that she went from putting $19,000 a month to $4,000 a month on the career goal board. Maybe even Jude realized how stupid that sounded. I mean dreaming of $4,000 a month for the pitiful work she puts in is still too high but hey I’m feeling nice so I’ll say it’s more realistic (for a narc). Now she just has to do the work to make the money.

Speaking of work though, her new one has an image that says “the only thing I can control is showing up”. She’s not wrong. It’s just that she usually cancels “showing up”.
If Jude was more consistent and streamed three hours a day for six days a week, it would mean more for her viewership than sporadic six hour streams followed by no streaming for an entire week because “muh mentalz”. Just being more consistent would probably get her more views and subscribers than what she’s doing right now.

Another thing she could do is be more open about what others are allowed to say on chat. It’s ridiculous that she expects people to use trigger warnings whenever food is mentioned, even in a nonchalant way like saying “what’s your favorite dessert?”. Instead, you practically can’t say anything about it because she’ll give you a rant about her totally real eating disorder.

If she fixed these two things, more people might want to watch her more often. Granted, even these things won’t give her more charisma or a better personality, but it would be a slight step up from what it is now. I don’t expect Jude to take any of this advice though because she will rarely take the decent approach to something.
 
She does NOT need a puppy. That thing will never go on walks or ever see daylight. Plus she has THREE cats already.
I feel bad for her cats already because they probably don’t get the attention they need because Jude is too busy ordering takeout or sleeping. She wouldn’t even have to do much except for use a few toys and engage with the cats more often so they are less restless. Cats need attention just like dogs do.

A puppy would be even worse because I doubt she has it in her to train one. They are a lot of work and a bigger commitment than a cat. Dogs also need to be walked daily, and Jude can’t even muster stairs that well. The last thing she needs is a pet that she has to walk often.
this bitch put pasta on her vision board what the fuck
That’s actually a goal she can meet. If it means cooking pre-made pasta and putting a canned sauce on it with a bit of cheese to go on top, that is something she can accomplish. I’ll be impressed when she actually makes something that requires a bit more effort than that. I’d like to see Jude make a homemade risotto.
 
A puppy would be even worse because I doubt she has it in her to train one. They are a lot of work and a bigger commitment than a cat. Dogs also need to be walked daily, and Jude can’t even muster stairs that well. The last thing she needs is a pet that she has to walk often.
Walking is one thing but the dog needing to go piss is another. She's looking at 4 to 5 daily excursions no matter the weather.

Puppies are honestly awful, they're so much work. They piss and shit all over and destroy everything. A 2 year old housebroken dog from a foster home is much easier.
 
Walking is one thing but the dog needing to go piss is another. She's looking at 4 to 5 daily excursions no matter the weather.

Puppies are honestly awful, they're so much work. They piss and shit all over and destroy everything. A 2 year old housebroken dog from a foster home is much easier.
This. Puppies are adorable but if you don't or can't train one you really shouldn't have one. Even a one year old, while still a puppy, is more managable.

Regardless, Jude doesn't need another animal. It's ridiculous that she has so many cats as it is.
 
Dogs in general are just a lot of work. It's rewarding and they're great animals but they'll be a defining part of your life for the next decade or more. Having a dog limits your housing options, your social life and your job. They're expensive too. Dog food, grooming, vaccines.

3 cats and a dog is some upper middle class shit. There's gonna come a day two of the animals will get sick or hurt at once and the bill is going to be over 2 grand, easy.

Also just fuckin LOL at the idea of Jude introducing a dog into a 3 cat household.
 
Whoever said Joyce got demodded was right on the money. Jude posted a Twitlonger giving a nonexplaination of some drama. I don't have the context of what's going on. But Jude seems to have been compliant (by means of doing nothing) in someone being harassed? If anyone feels like digging up the dirt, feel free.

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Archive of the Twitlonger: https://archive.fo/efoG7

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Whoever said Joyce got demodded was right on the money. Jude posted a Twitlonger giving a nonexplaination of some drama. I don't have the context of what's going on. But Jude seems to have been compliant (by means of doing nothing) in someone being harassed? If anyone feels like digging up the dirt, feel free.

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Archive of the Twitlonger: https://archive.fo/efoG7

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Joyce and Jude are both very alike in both being very self-centered, so I can see why they’d have tension on that alone. Though, I think being around Jude in close proximity for any extended period of time would cause people to want to distance themselves full her. Jude’s “friends” never seem to stay that long and she’ll get involved in too much internet drama sometimes that it ends up burning even more bridges if Jude expects upmost loyalty and no questioning if she is ever wrong about something.

Jude will eventually run out of these friends and then she’ll be left with nothing, so the joke is really on her. I don’t even think she could fake amiability enough like Amberlynn to snag a thumbservant, so her chances of getting a butt-wiper are diminishing as time has gone on. She’s gaining weight at a pace that given a few more years will need assistance.
 
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