ATTN: Joshua Connor Moon and the "board of directors" of LOLCOW, LLC

[mindlessobserver]

Real talk. How does one get on the Board of Directors for Lolcow LLC? Do they sell voting shares?

 

[AnOminous]

Tom is a man named Tom. Tom molests children. That is what he does. Tom is a child molester. He also diddles dogs. Diddling dogs is one of the things Tom does. Tom diddles dogs and molests children.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Tom is a man named Tom. Tom molests children. That is what he does. Tom is a child molester. He also diddles dogs. Diddling dogs is one of the things Tom does. Tom diddles dogs and molests children.

I don't remember this children's book, but I don't like it.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

He's gonna cut down the internet y'all.

 

[Cats]

die you repugnant faggot

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

I’m willing to bet that the average intellect here is higher than the general population but that people give stock replies to your repetitious comments. Copying and pasting articles and Facebook comments aren’t likely to lead to the kind of debate you claim to be looking for.

Despite this, you keep coming back. What is it about KF that you find so irresistible? Someone who is horrified by being called a paedophile dogfucker wouldn’t keep addressing it and publicly bringing it up, inviting further comment.

Your actions don’t reflect your words Tommie.

your misperceptions are amusing. the label is absurd and needs to be overused to drive that truth home. you're mean, sociopathic sycophants with delusions of adequacy, relevance and legal standing; digital bullies larping innocent people into your delusional shame and blame games that are no more than projections of your own self loathing.

That’s the fifth time you’ve posted that exact same paragraph. Are you too stupid to some up with anything new, or is the dementia causing you to forget what you just posted? If you have nothing to say, just don’t post.

It seems to have accomplished it's purpose , fool. piss at me some more , you hubris inflated ass clown.

To be fair, what "issues" does Tom really have? The guy's fed, he's got a place to sleep even if it's grimy, he doesn't really have to work; in other places around the world that would be something people would kill for.
He wants to be an entertainer, and in a sense he is an underground entertainer. He puts on little shows for an entire audience of weirdos online, who check back regularly to see what new dramatics he's offering today. Underneath it all he obviously enjoys something about it or he wouldn't keep coming back, because he's been doing it for years.

Self awareness necessarily leads to either change or humbly accepting one's limitations, both can be tough, and Tom's already living far beyond what his station in life would be in any other time or place. When it come to self awareness, people like him and Chris simply have no use for it.

His name is Tom. Tom is his name. That is what he is. He is a man. He is a man named Tom. Tom is his name. That is what he is. A man named Tom. He will live and die as a man. A man named Tom.

His name is Tom. Tom is his name. That is what he is. He is a man. He is a man named Tom. Tom is his name. That is what he is. A man named Tom. He will live and die as a man. A man named Tom.

Tom thinks alliteration, or lets call it what it is when Tom uses it, illiteration, makes him sound smart. It actually makes him look like what he is, a gibbering idiot. It is clanging, the speech pattern of a brain-damaged mentally ill idiot.

You know Thomas, if you and all the other lolcows would simply stop making idiots of themselves in public, their threads would die. Even cows who have subforums get demoted to threads that die if they get their shit together. If cows gave us nothing to talk about, we wouldn't talk about it. Of course, you'll only shut up once intubated for COPD or dead.

you fools are the smallest part of my audience. you're just the ones most unhinged by the cognitive dissonance my words trigger. you hate yourselves and take it out on me . i love it. it's empowering.

I do what I do whether you pseudointellectual sycophantic sociopaths think i'm an idiot or not. you're a gold mine of examples of the psychosexual disorders ravaging digitally dumbed down dweebs like you. All of your proclamations about me or anybody else you terrorize are nothing more than projections of the denial of your own inadequacies. your lack of self awareness is pitiful. I can only imagine how bad the shit of most of you insane infantile imbeciles really stinks.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

I can only imagine how bad the shit of most of you insane infantile imbeciles really stinks.

Tom's fantasizing about poop. Probably the least disturbing thing he's done so far.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

your misperceptions are amusing. the label is absurd and needs to be overused to drive that truth home. you're mean, sociopathic sycophants with delusions of adequacy, relevance and legal standing; digital bullies larping innocent people into your delusional shame and blame games that are no more than projections of your own self loathing.

It seems to have accomplished it's purpose , fool. piss at me some more , you hubris inflated ass clown.


you fools are the smallest part of my audience. you're just the ones most unhinged by the cognitive dissonance my words trigger. you hate yourselves and take it out on me . i love it. it's empowering.

I do what I do whether you pseudointellectual sycophantic sociopaths think i'm an idiot or not. you're a gold mine of examples of the psychosexual disorders ravaging digitally dumbed down dweebs like you. All of your proclamations about me or anybody else you terrorize are nothing more than projections of the denial of your own inadequacies. your lack of self awareness is pitiful. I can only imagine how bad the shit of most of you insane infantile imbeciles really stinks.

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No, what I hate is abusive sexual deviants. Children and animals are unable to consent to being sexually interacted with. If being shamed about being a child and animal molester adds to the unhappiness of the world, how much do you think being a molested child or animal does? How is your pain of being held responsible for your actions greater than the pain of those who have suffered from your actions? I think it's kind of hilarious that you still feel like the victim in this situation. It takes some serious mental gymnastics to fuck kids and dogs then whine about how mean other people are for calling you out for it.

 

[IKOL]

Tommy, my dear, you will not winn there.

You'll just get robed of all of your dead mommy's money. Get rekt pedo.

Tom's fantasizing about poop. Probably the least disturbing thing he's done so far.

Agreed. Just pray for him not performing the shit eating grin.

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

No, what I hate is abusive sexual deviants. Children and animals are unable to consent to being sexually interacted with. If being shamed about being a child and animal molester adds to the unhappiness of the world, how much do you think being a molested child or animal does? How is your pain of being held responsible for your actions greater than the pain of those who have suffered from your actions? I think it's kind of hilarious that you still feel like the victim in this situation. It takes some serious mental gymnastics to fuck kids and dogs then whine about how mean other people are for calling you out for it.

nobody but idiots like you have suffered from my actions, not the minor or the dog. neither was molested. that is just how your mentally ill self interprets it to bolster your own shitty self esteem. to claim that i am any sort of threat today to children or animals based on this is criminal and the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

nobody but idiots like you have suffered from my actions, not the minor or the dog. neither was molested. that is just how your mentally ill self interprets it to bolster your own shitty self esteem. to claim that i am any sort of threat today to children or animals based on this is criminal and the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

Oh? What would you call what happened to them then? Or is it just that it doesn't count as molesting if you're the one doing it, because who in their right mind wouldn't want to be diddled by you? My self-esteem is just fine, by the way. I feel pretty good about having never molested any children or dogs.

 

[IKOL]

nobody but idiots like you have suffered from my actions,

What actions?
How did we suffer?
Who have suffered?

DETAILS, GLOWNIGGER! DETAILS!!!

not the minor or the dog. neither was molested.

Right, just straight up raped.

that is just how your mentally ill self interprets it to bolster your own shitty self esteem

Wrong suggestion as always, tommie-boy, we state the facts that you YOURSELF have told wide open. On video. You yourself have admitted things we laugh and punish you for. What did you expect when you have recorded your revelations about sexual intercourse with underage and animals?

to claim that i am any sort of threat today to children or animals based on this is criminal and the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

See, you admit this yourself. The catch is, cops aren't powerless. They just don't want to pozload my neghole (you) with bare hands, and feds do not give them an order to use the 9 mm or 5.56 mm on your grumpy wrinkled rectum.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

your misperceptions are amusing. the label is absurd and needs to be overused to drive that truth home. you're mean, sociopathic sycophants with delusions of adequacy, relevance and legal standing; digital bullies larping innocent people into your delusional shame and blame games that are no more than projections of your own self loathing.

Do you know what the word “sycophant” means, or did you just choose it because it’s a big word that begins with S? Either way, you’re using it wrong and you have yet again made a fool of yourself.

It seems to have accomplished it's purpose , fool. piss at me some more , you hubris inflated ass clown.

Its purpose of confirming that you have dementia?

you fools are the smallest part of my audience. you're just the ones most unhinged by the cognitive dissonance my words trigger. you hate yourselves and take it out on me . i love it. it's empowering.

One of the symptoms of narcissism is grandiose delusions. A narcissist fears nothing more than facing up to the reality of their own smallness and failure, so they reimagine the world to fit their overinflated self-image. Here, rather than face up to the fact that he is universally despised, Tom pretends to have an invisible majority who love him, and that his critics also secretly love him. Very sad.

I do what I do whether you pseudointellectual sycophantic sociopaths think i'm an idiot or not.

We think you’re an idiot. This is a universal opinion here.

I can only imagine how bad the shit of most of you insane infantile imbeciles really stinks.

I bet you do that a lot, you fucking perv.

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Tom, you advertised a woman’s baby on Craigslist. You were willing to destroy the life of a woman and a baby because the woman was mean to you. So the way I see it, unless you’re a pathetic fucking pussy who can dish it out but can’t take it, there is no such thing as too mean when it comes to dealing with you. Because none of us would do anything as monstrous as that, so we have free reign within the bounds of conscience.

nobody but idiots like you have suffered from my actions,

We haven’t suffered from your actions, only from looking at your hideous gurning visage. I suppose it does cause a certain amount of existential horror that people like you are allowed to live within civilisation, but again, that’s not a direct result of your actions.

not the minor or the dog. neither was molested. that is just how your mentally ill self interprets it to bolster your own shitty self esteem.

How the fuck is that supposed to bolster our self-esteem, you fucking idiot? I think I know what’s happened here. I bet a therapist said you interpret those events as consensual to bolster your self-esteem (a common sign of narcissism) and you just parroted them with the opposite meaning. Sad.

to claim that i am any sort of threat today to children or animals based on this is criminal and the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

Once again. Baby. On. Craigslist.

Paper a wall with your broken brain, narc.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I voted maybe because if he can be given mod control over one thread within the forum, it might be interesting to see what it turns into.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

nobody but idiots like you have suffered from my actions, not the minor or the dog. neither was molested. that is just how your mentally ill self interprets it to bolster your own shitty self esteem. to claim that i am any sort of threat today to children or animals based on this is criminal and the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

I like how you're too stupid to understand that you keep destroying any case you wanted to have against the Farms, Null, and the members of this forum. Keep on burying yourself old man.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Tommy Tooter is a sexual molester of children and dogs

 

[.iota.]

Tom thinks alliteration, or lets call it what it is when Tom uses it, illiteration, makes him sound smart. It actually makes him look like what he is, a gibbering idiot. It is clanging, the speech pattern of a brain-damaged mentally ill idiot.

For a while he called it syncopation, until it was pointed out to him he was wrong. Embarrassing error for a musician.

this has never not amused me. his drug-addled, child molesting, animal abusing brain is incapable of incorporating more nuanced rhetorical devices such as assonance or consonance. tom just picks a letter and stumbles with it.

 

[Goofy Logic]

the only reason it goes on today is that local police are powerless to stop it and it's beneath federal thresholds for taking action.

Did you just admit you have no case against us?

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

your misperceptions are amusing. the label is absurd and needs to be overused to drive that truth home. you're mean, sociopathic sycophants with delusions of adequacy, relevance and legal standing; digital bullies larping innocent people into your delusional shame and blame games that are no more than projections of your own self loathing.

It seems to have accomplished it's purpose , fool. piss at me some more , you hubris inflated ass clown.


you fools are the smallest part of my audience. you're just the ones most unhinged by the cognitive dissonance my words trigger. you hate yourselves and take it out on me . i love it. it's empowering.

I do what I do whether you pseudointellectual sycophantic sociopaths think i'm an idiot or not. you're a gold mine of examples of the psychosexual disorders ravaging digitally dumbed down dweebs like you. All of your proclamations about me or anybody else you terrorize are nothing more than projections of the denial of your own inadequacies. your lack of self awareness is pitiful. I can only imagine how bad the shit of most of you insane infantile imbeciles really stinks.

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Thomas, that "meme" you posted is how all of us Native kiwifarmers feel when you post racial slurs. Perhaps you should learn that the word "hypocrite" means before you say things like this. It is unnecessarily rude of you to use racial slurs at us. If you were really a peaceful and accepting person, you wouldn't use slurs and threats.

It's almost like you have no real argument and devolve into name-calling because you're only a pseudo-intellectual man insead of the super smart woman you profess to be.

Edit: most of us don't actually care when you use slurs- just pointing out your hypocrisy. We're used to it, and anytime a pedophile dogfucker slimgs shit at us- well.... it makes us look better when you hate us Thomas. I'll just say that.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

"What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit?"

Well, when it's a child-molesting dogfucker like you, and you word-vomit your schizo rage, we gain a lot of fuckin laughs.