Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Is anyone brave enough to count Kevin's toy purchases this year? Money or number wise.
What i count is how the fuck does he had enough room in his wastland of trash and consoomer garbage for even more consoomer garbage. One would think that it would reach a point where he stops buying because he knows he has no more space. Does he set the old transformers in the attic or the basement? throws them away? starts disseminating trash through all the house?

Because we know that money is not the question with Kevin. The question is if he has enough room in his pen
 
It is officially the 2nd day of 2022, Will Kevin finally get fucked in his new vag this year?
A. No
B. No
C. No
D. No, but Kevin will lie and say he did to own the K*w* F*r*s MAGAchuds
E. No, but Kevin will use recovering from Amhole II: The Revisioning as an excuse to remain an incel even though he is surrounded by his transgirl girlfriend polycule.
F. No, but I'm just so tired.
 
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New year priorities:
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So unfuckable that not even "girl-dick" having troons want to fuck him. Also, the main problem with the amhole is that it exits and no amount of care will ever make it less of a mistake.

A New Year's Resolution that Kevin will definitely fail:
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Going from wasting money on worthless plastic shit to wasting money equally worthless degenerate furry art. Real priorities.

>Bitches about Nintendo
>Will continue to consoomer their products
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So you call Kevin a manchild when he does it but then when you have users who openly admit they collect toys and display them, that isn't a problem.
How do you come to that logic?

You got people here saying people are manchildren for collecting transformers. You have users here talking about collecting transformers to put on their manchild shrine.

Where is the difference?
Who actually keeps their childhood toys? No one. No sane adult.
And they aren't adults if they do.
The principal difference between an adult collecting things - Matchbox cars, rare postage stamps, rare coins, model trains, transformers, first edition books, MtG cards, whatever, it gets progressively autistic - and Kevie hoarding his shit is the source of their funds. Most of the users you've listed (:optimistic: ) probably work for a living and only use their disposable income for these purchases. Kevie on the other hand is a man-child spending all day, every day cooming on twatter dot com and is ruining his hoard of overpriced plastic crap.

Take a chill pill my nigga all this sperging's gonna get you is a threadban.
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So unfuckable that not even "girl-dick" having troons want to fuck him. Also, the main problem with the amhole is that it exits and no amount of care will ever make it less of a mistake.
There isn't nearly enough rainbows in the whole world for this. Kevo knows how to talk big but he's a gutless little coward who runs off scared when faced with a ready and willing degenerate - 'member BLFC?
 
User has been put in timeout, stop replying to them and derailing the thread more
The only legitimate reasons I could see keeping childhood toys are either for the sake of nostalgia (as keepsakes of an earlier time) or for the purpose of giving to your kids. Though you could do a lot better than Transformers toys, in terms of what to keep/pass down.
Ask the 42 people who agreed with this.
Ask certain people in this thread who rightfully point out that owning or having any toys, or anything from your childhood makes you a objective manchild.
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No if and or buts.
No adult does this.

Mod edit - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/debate-on-why-keeping-childhood-toys-isnt-being-a-manchild.109458/ Have fun
 
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So unfuckable that not even "girl-dick" having troons want to fuck him. Also, the main problem with the amhole is that it exits and no amount of care will ever make it less of a mistake.

A New Year's Resolution that Kevin will definitely fail:
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Going from wasting money on worthless plastic shit to wasting money equally worthless degenerate furry art. Real priorities.

>Bitches about Nintendo
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So, take heed everyone! Kevin's 2022 resolutions:

1. Kevin is going to dilate
2. Kevin is going to get shagged in the Amhole (revised)
3. Kevin's going to buy less fewer plastic robots


You can place bets until Feb. 1st.
Bonus premiums for people predicting the number of conventions he's going to take the Tranch to.
 
What i count is how the fuck does he had enough room in his wastland of trash and consoomer garbage for even more consoomer garbage. One would think that it would reach a point where he stops buying because he knows he has no more space. Does he set the old transformers in the attic or the basement? throws them away? starts disseminating trash through all the house?

Because we know that money is not the question with Kevin. The question is if he has enough room in his pen
A few months ago, Kevin posted a pic of a spare room that they turned into a walk-in closet. His toys are probably in that trash pile somewhere. I would also like to point out the state of the rods these handymen put up.

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They could probably house some yard troons in there, but Kevin's toys and the other trash in there takes priority.
 
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Is Kevin actually saying he gets gender euphoria from lesbians ... Being lesbians? Like there's a difference from not liking the colour that's pushed on to young girls as THE colour all girls must like, to liking that colour on others as an adult. Young boys don't like pink because 'eww gay'. Young girls hate pink because it's expected of them to like it. The experience isn't the same Kevin, no one was shocked to find out you didn't like pink as a child
 
kevins really gearing up for some chad style prowl for tranny strange, watch out laydies 🥵🥵🥵
his twitter flirting is embarrassing but if hes really going to go and get all these elective procedures im here for it. the cope when it doesnt immediately fix their lives like they think hrt and srs and stuff will is pretty sweet
 
Is Kevin actually saying he gets gender euphoria from lesbians ... Being lesbians? Like there's a difference from not liking the colour that's pushed on to young girls as THE colour all girls must like, to liking that colour on others as an adult. Young boys don't like pink because 'eww gay'. Young girls hate pink because it's expected of them to like it. The experience isn't the same Kevin, no one was shocked to find out you didn't like pink as a child
Kevin's getting gender euphoria AM BONER from fetishizing lesbians "undergoing b!mbofication" because clearly only dumb gurl brain *~UwU gimme cummies ddy~* people can change their preferences that way. You need to understand: Kev doesn't view actual, female women, and most of all lesbians as people, they are no more than fetish fuel for him. AGP is one hell of a mental illness.
 
lol yeah sure Kevin, THAT was the issue. Not that dilating is tedious at best, painful at worst and wasn't the coomer fantasy you hoped it would be. But it's totally going to change now that you get a poop-smelling amhole (actually, Jen might actually be interested in him for the first time ever).
 
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A New Year's Resolution that Kevin will definitely fail:
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they are no more than fetish fuel for him. AGP is one hell of a mental illness.
If it weren't for porn, nobody in these threads would be alive or under a roof still. Even when he's sperging on Twitter about toys and money he doesn't come across as an actual human being with an actual life to get back to after he gets off his phone, and those screencaps Neko posted are a better, more real representation of him than he could ever pretend. There's too much objectification and sexualization to have any room left over for a personality.
 
The thing that shocks me is how cheap it all looks.

Like if that bin was at the secondhand store, everything in it would sell for 50 cents.
The cheap look is due to lighting and lack of care if you're talking about the transformers.
Almost all of those that are from the last few years ran about 30 to 60 dollars each and now run for the over 100s in some cases thanks to online price gouging getting even worse during corona times.

I remember the pic from a while back in either this thread or another where one of kevin's friends was using a 500 dollar limited production run 3rd party transformer as a jewelry rack and it was battered, scratched, and dusty as sin. The tranch is not kind to slightly pricey robot men, more find their way into bins daily it seems. Fucking spooky as shit.
 
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Then we have the lack of female qualities. Even the most rabid danger hair on Twitter can say that she has felt a sense of empathy for others and a desire to nurture.
Hard disagree. Female sociopaths and narcissists and abusers exist.
They have no female interest or female qualities.
If a female is interested in something, it is a female interest. If a female does something, it is a female behavior. Sex is inescapable, much to the chagrin of troons. Kevin isn't a man cause he loves Transformers and furry porn, he's a man cause he's male. If his personality magically flipped somehow and he became a nuturing, caring person who was a great listener, he'd still be a male.
Belle Gunness and your mother are both equally female. Kevin Gibes and Clint Eastwood are both equally male.
All of this makes me wonder what happens in the main tranch living room at dinner time.
A gigantic burrito gets lowered from the ceiling, Jurassic Park style.
This is all setting aside the fact that Kevin does not give a rat's ass about his mom's health or feelings
You expect him to imagine the inner life of his Tendies Giver?
Kevin probably views his mother as an appliance.
He also layered it on one of those kek shit tier elastic bondage harnesses with elastic garters.
Expensive fetish gear also looks ridiculous.
Like I realize that large amounts of money are often used to try to create an illusion of glamour or legitimacy around BDSM, but at the end of the day, they all look very silly. You can glue diamonds onto a pup mask, but you're still a person who thinks dog costumes are sexy.
 
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Someone in another thread pointed out that since Kevin had the penile inversion mutilation version of the SRS surgery, that his prostate would now be slightly relocated and no longer accessible via anal stimulation.

Since he completely dropped the ball on dilating ("it won't close because it's not a wound!" -LMAO), and this eldritch horror has sealed itself up, his prostate is now unreachable until he gets his revision surgery. Taking sex hormones that aren't intended for your biological sex, like all these incels taking estrogen, tends to increase the likelihood that said incel will develop (prostate) cancer.

He might actually be in a position where if he doesn't get his revision surgery he could die from prostate cancer. The revision sounds horrible, he already seems to have some difficulty walking. This revision will almost certainly end up sealed as well.

He will probably end up dead from prostate cancer. Oh, if only he could be a real woman. He'd fail at that just as badly as he failed at being male.

And you guise, it totally isn't his fault that he had to go get mutilated and sterilized when he did! If you think it's his fault he's now sterile then FUCK YOU! CLEARLY THERE WERE NO OTHER OPTIONS!

The delusion on display is amazing. Reality must sure hurt Kevin these days, he's becoming more and more divorced from it.
 
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