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At most, he'll say that trolls harass his family, which is something he's already lied about plenty of times and likes to allude to. He can't really provide anymore details because there's really no way to spin it that also doesn't make him look bad, since he'd be admitting to letting Khet's sister be a homeless druggie without trying to help her. He's not exactly under any obligation to help her or anything, but I think even Phil recognizes that's a bad look, especially since people are starting to catch on to how much money he has.

I think it's possible he doesn't even know. I have no doubts he reads his own thread, but I don't know if he actually cares enough to read Khet's. The few times they ever streamed together, he seemed to have no idea about anything that was considered common knowledge in that thread. None of his loyalists have mentioned it either as far as I'm aware, and they usually like to talk about whatever juicy gossip is going on in the main thread.
Well a few of the moral crusaders from other parts of the farm did visit the main thread to scold the unwashed masses and tell us we are the lowest board and really are bringing the site down, so there is a chance he caught wind of it there.

But honestly I don't believe he gives a flying fuck about officer Sanders, and really why should he? His own mom waife doesn't. I can't even conjure up any real indignation about the way he ignores her.
 
lmaoooo you sure about that?

Remember Leanna's brothers wedding?
Dave's story about that went from being that they're going and he'll try to play the launch of fallout4 while he's there, to outright lying and saying that the wedding wasn't on the day he said it was and he and Leanna weren't going. Then years later during the stream where I think he admitted that he and Leanna split he had a new story that they didn't go because somehow he got an early warning that someone was going to swat the wedding so they didn't go and instead he had to enjoy day one fallout 4 views instead. Note, said wedding never did get swatted, Dave just says it was going to be and the only proof we have is his rock solid word.

It was always a retcon with zero evidence behind it, and even if it were true he kept that under wraps for years even when it would have been beneficial to mention it for his fulltime girlfriend, let alone inform the police that he's aware of actual criminal activity being planned.
 
Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

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Degenerate is honestly an understatement. You intentionally seeked out a damaged individual with pretty much no relation to DSP and a little relation to Kat, but not much more, just to wring out a drop or two from the gout towel and you took pictures behind their back (I'm assuming). Obviously this forum is dedicated to documenting damaged individuals that are low hanging fruit, I don't mind that, but your reason and method don't sit right for me. It's a matter of principle. Was the goal here just to shock the thread, or just to get some sort of attention?

She probably reacted the way she did to you because you didn't even try to hide that you were a glowie, but maybe I am missing some previous context and she knew what she was getting into. Regardless, what you did was fucked up.
 
I think it's possible he doesn't even know. I have no doubts he reads his own thread, but I don't know if he actually cares enough to read Khet's. The few times they ever streamed together, he seemed to have no idea about anything that was considered common knowledge in that thread. None of his loyalists have mentioned it either as far as I'm aware, and they usually like to talk about whatever juicy gossip is going on in the main thread.
Tough to say, because on one hand, Phil will absolutely dedicate more time than you would expect on researching something as long as he actually gives a shit for once, but on the other hand, that doesn't necessarily mean he comprehends that monitoring the Kat thread is a good idea. He MIGHT, because it's filled with commentary and speculation his relationship with her, but at the same time, it doesn't take much reading to figure out that it ultimately boils down to "Their marriage is a sham and it couldn't be more obvious". Which is only going to be so irksome to the pigroach since it's not like that wasn't the idea from the beginning, and was never intended for our benefit, but for the paypigs who presumably fall for his bullshit. Oh, and probably his mother. If he worried about HER reading the Farms, he wouldn't have ever called us out by name.
 
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Tell him in chat that in keeping with the spirit of the holiday you made a donation in his name in lieu of tipping.

I wonder if he would ignore that or limb
That gives me an idea. Say something like "If anyone has any extra money this holiday season, consider giving to your local shelters and food banks, with everything going on in the world they need your help and support".
 
That gives me an idea. Say something like "If anyone has any extra money this holiday season, consider giving to your local shelters and food banks, with everything going on in the world they need your help and support".
Haha that's way better than mine. Don't do this, but if any of you exceptional autists plan on fucking with Phil, this is a great line
 
Additionally if you have a some change burning a hole in your pocket that you don't want to spend on getting Phil midly frustrated for thirty seconds, buy a few canned goods (literally costs you less than a £1 for four) and leave them with the local food bank. Food poverty clearly isn't a problem for Phil so long as door dash keep working but for others it's a real problem, this year more than most.
Why, so people like Kindness can swoop in to grab it up? The food bank shows up, drops bread off at my grandmother's apartment building, and you can watch the obese old women grab all of it up and proceed to just give it to their well off family members or feed it to the birds.

This whole thread is a little gay. The troll tippers would actually be better giving their money to Phil. It's going to a grifter either way, but at least with Phil they (probably) can't trick themselves into thinking they've done a good deed, thus granting themselves future moral license to ignore people who they encounter who actually need their help.
 
Dave's story about that went from being that they're going and he'll try to play the launch of fallout4 while he's there, to outright lying and saying that the wedding wasn't on the day he said it was and he and Leanna weren't going. Then years later during the stream where I think he admitted that he and Leanna split he had a new story that they didn't go because somehow he got an early warning that someone was going to swat the wedding so they didn't go and instead he had to enjoy day one fallout 4 views instead. Note, said wedding never did get swatted, Dave just says it was going to be and the only proof we have is his rock solid word.

It was always a retcon with zero evidence behind it, and even if it were true he kept that under wraps for years even when it would have been beneficial to mention it for his fulltime girlfriend, let alone inform the police that he's aware of actual criminal activity being planned.
Just to add the retcon about the swatting came from his twitlonger about the fall of the SOK I know it's shocking Phil would dump on somebody at their lowest moment but it did happen.

The story does have a "sliver of truth" because the sok did talk about crashing the wedding on their podcast but it was clearly a joke (maybe not to Fred) and about on the same level as kiwi's joking about breaking into Phil's house to clean his office. Ironically, and unknown at the time, that dastardly plot was also planned around Phil going to a wedding.
 
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SEPARATED AT BIRTH???
 
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I just saw the pic of Leanna with her new pet rabbit and now I'm feeling strange about my post-spooky month decision to change my profile pic the the headstone/memorial plaque for Phil’s dead pet rabbit. Like maybe I've been staring into the vortex too long. . .:stress:
 
I'm having a hard time deciding if Leanna is meaning to troll Phil, or if it's just a coincidence that I'm reading too much into because I know too much about the pigroach.

To be fair to me, she DID just recently mock him with a photo of her at a desk, and now we have this. Kind of feeling like I'm being teased with a build up to a glorious day of Phil being the most hurt that we've ever seen him. Not salty, HURT. "Salty" we see all the time, I want to see him in legit emotional pain, where he can't even bring himself to say any scathing or bitchy, he just sits there and looks sad. He has that coming to him like a motherfucker.
 
I'm having a hard time deciding if Leanna is meaning to troll Phil, or if it's just a coincidence that I'm reading too much into because I know too much about the pigroach.

To be fair to me, she DID just recently mock him with a photo of her at a desk, and now we have this. Kind of feeling like I'm being teased with a build up to a glorious day of Phil being the most hurt that we've ever seen him. Not salty, HURT. "Salty" we see all the time, I want to see him in legit emotional pain, where he can't even bring himself to say any scathing or bitchy, he just sits there and looks sad. He has that coming to him like a motherfucker.
It was awfully specific for her to post a picture of Cookie Monster not long after Phil's Halloween stream.
 
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It was awfully specific for her to post a picture of Cookie Monster not long after Phil's Halloween stream.
Okay, that's three for three. We would be calling Phil a damn liar if he did the same kind of thing and claimed it a coincidence. Shit, he HAS, with numerous things he did purely to spite Leanna.

Still not necessarily a prelude to anything big, though. Could easily be just getting in on the same kind of "making fun of the pigroach" fun we have here on the Farms.

Speaking of which, does Leanna know about us?
 
I don't do the whole deep dive thing, but this the guy 420 has kept me entertained for a few hours today with his spastic videos. I love noticing weird dent-heads in DSP's Youtube comments now.

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He has a massive hateboner for another streamer called Nate420. He seems unhinged about it (and in general).



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I wonder if this crazy motherfucker has ever been spotted in chat by anybody?

Probably, I've got 5 entries under that id and it's not like I have a massive database or anything.

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Posting here so there can be discussion, but look up the Nate420 guy. Also in Canada, also seems kinda fucking nuts. Both of these guys are stoners. What the fuck.
 
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