🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 50 45.5%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 12 10.9%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 48 43.6%

  • Total voters
    110
"Do I look 5'1" to you!?"

Yes, Ethan. You definitely do.

Somehow he has managed to make himself look even more diminuitive here.

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I didn't know Dax smoked cigarettes. It's an IQ test and he failed.
If he was a Sex Offender, he would be searchable on any public registry and would have to inform his neighbors of his status every time he moved.
I eagerly hope for the day when the subforum description can have the words "sex offender" in it. I hope it gets highlighted and left in the highlight box for a month.
I highly advise against "running with a meme of him being on the SO registry" because the whole point of Kiwi Farms is to laugh at shit lolcows actually do and archiving it for autistic forensics. It's much funnier to laugh at somebody for doing something you have irrefutable proof of them doing and watching them try to desperately cope in response.
Agreed, this can only happen if he is forced to register as a sex offender. If we are so fortunate that it happens there is no way to paint it as slander or a lie as it has been stated by a court of law.
 
May would ironically be better off she became one of those old hags that work at the cheap chain haircut ring salons like Great Clips or First Choice. Instead of working at subway. Plus she would be earning tips (and you don’t have to be attractive to earn tips at a barber shop)
For heavens sake, look at her. She’s not even experienced in washing her own hair, let alone qualified to wash anyone else’s.
 
Agreed, this can only happen if he is forced to register as a sex offender. If we are so fortunate that it happens there is no way to paint it as slander or a lie as it has been stated by a court of law.
if he wanted to dispel "slander" he can show us the expiration date, which he already supposedly showed us as it can only be different if hes a registered so.
 
@Bryan Dunn has been alleging @4str4staleatherbelt is Gator for a while and even convinced others. I've yet to see a single bit of evidence and have no idea how he even got that idea. Just remember that Bryan Dunn is mentally ill.
I'm convinced he is not gator, 4str4staleatherbelt activity on the forum doesn't reflect gator's online habits. King of /pol/ is legitimate unwell and I can't understand why Juan (from Russia) and Vidar (from Germany) would be doing gay ops with Ralph and gator who match brybry on being insane.
 
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If Nora is the other person he's paid to be on the show, does that mean Gator is lying when he claims to get paid?
 
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Some context for the possible reason Gunt is sperging at Venti... I baited her in Jim's chat to talk about Ralph. She made the following statement:

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My guess is someone sent this to Ralph and now he is pissed at her for calling him "gunt", because the slightest thing can easily set him off. :gunt:
 
@Bryan Dunn has been alleging @4str4staleatherbelt is Gator for a while and even convinced others. I've yet to see a single bit of evidence and have no idea how he even got that idea. Just remember that Bryan Dunn is mentally ill.

... What does that mean? RALPH, WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
It's not something that really matters. Him gloating about how some users get accused of being him like @4str4staleatherbelt who obviously poops his pants at the idea of people shit talking Ralph(could be a false flag), seems to present enough of a foundation that there is some merit that Gator at least goes up and down the forum with sweat running down his triple chin, and neckbeard on the verge of tears from what is being said. Otherwise why even give a shit, what's said on this forum should be a black hole for him, but it's not.

Could be Bryan false flagging, but it's so fucking stupid, and such a waste of time it's not off the table that it is or isn't any of them. Gator doesn't have a life, Bryan is a nutcase, and Ralph is exceptionally thin skinned.
 
Some context for the possible reason Gunt is sperging at Venti... I baited her in Jim's chat to talk about Ralph. She made the following statement:

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My guess is someone sent this to Ralph and now he is pissed at her for calling him "gunt", because the slightest thing can easily set him off. :gunt:
This is actually a really kind response from her given Ralph's well-known degeneracy, and how easy it is to take shots at him, but he'll still take it as a challenge to his honour like the retard he is. :punished:

THEY MAKE A MILD COMMENT ABOUT ME, I GO LOWER.
 
This is actually a really kind response from her given Ralph's well-known degeneracy, and how easy it is to take shots at him, but he'll still take it as a challenge to his honour like the retard he is. :punished:

THEY MAKE A MILD COMMENT ABOUT ME, I GO LOWER.
Rather an eye roll moment that these circle of buffoons used to berate random lefties for simple shit like coloring their hair or putting a pronoun on their bio, but put their head in the sand, and get timid when one of their own grooms a mentally ill dumb fuck 17 year old, and like a true dead beat brags about how he's handling his felonies meanwhile begging for money from his paypigs so he can pretend he's not a deadbeat alcoholic failure gambling addict jabba the hut looking red neck representing your white master race. And it's not just Venti. Dipshits like Rand who waited this long to turn on the gunt.

But whatever. I'm sure everyone expected as much. These types of things implode on the regular.
 
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This is actually a really kind response from her given Ralph's well-known degeneracy, and how easy it is to take shots at him, but he'll still take it as a challenge to his honour like the retard he is. :punished:

THEY MAKE A MILD COMMENT ABOUT ME, I GO LOWER.
Yeah that's why I didn't post it until I saw he was sperging about her on Twitter today. To give the full context, I asked her "what do you think about the gunt?" and she gave this response. It seemed pretty neutral and I didn't think it worth sharing because I didn't foresee any likely drama coming of it.

But I should've known we're dealing with Ralph here, and in his state of constant pig rage, he probably read between the lines and saw some subtle jab at him that exposes her disloyalty or whatever. 🤷‍♂️
 
Yeah that's why I didn't post it until I saw he was sperging about her on Twitter today. To give the full context, I asked her "what do you think about the gunt?" and she gave this response. It seemed pretty neutral and I didn't think it worth sharing because I didn't foresee any likely drama coming of it.
But I should've known we're dealing with Ralph here, and in his state of constant pig rage, he probably read between the lines and saw some subtle jab at him that exposes her disloyalty or whatever. 🤷‍♂️
I really don't understand how one man can be so thin skinned and sensitive. Some people could even hypothesize it might actually be some unknown mental disorder that's rearing it's ugly head. For example he never treated Zoom this bad, and that was a person that wanted to see him get physically hurt. But such a subtle dishonorific that wasnt even meant as a jab sets him off
 
I really don't understand how one man can be so thin skinned and sensitive. Some people could even hypothesize it might actually be some unknown mental disorder that's rearing it's ugly head. For example he never treated Zoom this bad, and that was a person that wanted to see him get physically hurt. But such a subtle dishonorific that wasnt even meant as a jab sets him off
Was Ralph not scared of Zoom though, like Zoom actively fucked with Ralph didn't he?

Ralph knows Venti isn't going to respond, and even if she did the block button is easily accessible for him.

I truly believe Ralph's anger is a perfect storm of daddy issues, wigger mentality and poor genetics all mixed together with whatever substance he's abusing on a given day.
 
Was Ralph not scared of Zoom though, like Zoom actively fucked with Ralph didn't he?

Ralph knows Venti isn't going to respond, and even if she did the block button is easily accessible for him.

I truly believe Ralph's anger is a perfect storm of daddy issues, wigger mentality and poor genetics all mixed together with whatever substance he's abusing on a given day.
You can really picture the short fuse ol' Ronnie must've had. That's the saddest thing with people like Ralph, their history is on display.
 
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If Nora is the other person he's paid to be on the show, does that mean Gator is lying when he claims to get paid?
they all lie all the time

also lmfao ralph wtf is wrong with you she just quoted someone else calling you a gunt to diffuse drama get your damned periods in check you damned baby

Was Ralph not scared of Zoom though, like Zoom actively fucked with Ralph didn't he?
it was funny because he didnt dare talk shit about zoom until like a year after zoom got tired of punching him. before that ralph actually had to literally thank zoom for insulting him. like a whore thanking you for your patronage after coating her face.

Ethan Ralph. Your next mission, should you choose to accept it, is to thumb Britney Venti. I need to see what kind of short wide-eyed spawn you create.
lolcow breeding, the final frontier of mans achievement and dive into our inner darkness, and by our inner darkness i mean venti's
It's not something that really matters. Him gloating about how some users get accused of being him like @4str4staleatherbelt who obviously poops his pants at the idea of people shit talking Ralph(could be a false flag), seems to present enough of a foundation that there is some merit that Gator at least goes up and down the forum with sweat running down his triple chin, and neckbeard on the verge of tears from what is being said. Otherwise why even give a shit, what's said on this forum should be a black hole for him, but it's not.

Could be Bryan false flagging, but it's so fucking stupid, and such a waste of time it's not off the table that it is or isn't any of them. Gator doesn't have a life, Bryan is a nutcase, and Ralph is exceptionally thin skinned.
gaytors outright admitted to monitoring chat constantly for ralph, he outright ordered gaytor to do it on his show explicitly. hes probably here more than ralph

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tweet seems to be deleted now lol

edit yup deleted.
 
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