What is the worst state in the US?

West Virginia is, unequivocally, the worst state. I could reference how West Virginia is practically last in everything (The "Thank God for Mississippi" trope is Westie propaganda) I'm going to directly plagiarize my own thread in a super secret board about how West Virginia isn't even a real state and the global elites have brainwashed the world to believe it is:
I come to you with a simple argument: West Virginia is not a real state. These fake Virginians are occupying a star on Old Glory, and I refuse to support this lie any further.

  1. Article IV, Section 3 Clause 1 of the United States' Constitution says:
    1. New States may be admitted by the Congress into this Union; but no new State shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other State; nor any State be formed by the Junction of two or more States, or Parts of States, without the Consent of the Legislatures of the States concerned as well as of the Congress.
  2. In 1861 the Commonwealth of Virginia seceded from the Union. The state legislature passed a bill on April 17th to leave the union, following a popular referendum scheduled for May 23rd. However, on April 24th the state entered into a military alliance with the confederacy and joined several days later.
  3. In response to this undemocratic move, the overwhelmingly anti-slavery northwest broke away and appealed US President Abraham Lincoln for military support - a request that was granted
  4. The Reorganized Virginian Government ruled in occupied Western Virginia during the civil war and had two elected senators and two (previously serving) representatives.
  5. After the civil war has concluded there was no formal Virginian congressional vote to approve West Virginia as a state
  6. Lincoln had claimed the Confederate States never seceded, only rebelled, so he could maintain a legal blockade of the confederacy (to prevent European intervention)
    1. A crucial distinction because if they rebelled then they never left the union and are still protected by the constitution. If they had seceded, Lincoln couldn't legally blockade them without European intervention. According to the US government, Virginia never seceded from the union.
  7. Because they never seceded, they
    1. Had a state made out of them, violating Article IV of the Constitution
    2. Against congressional recognition
    3. Split Lincoln's cabinet on the constitutionality of it
    4. Could not get the Supreme Court to rule on the constitutionality of West Virginia
Bomb West Virginia in Minecraft :jaceknife:
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Here is a citation after digging. The elites have buried this so deep it hardly shows up on Google
 
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Fascist Frederick said:
West Virginia. If you live in West Virginia and haven't killed at least two meth addicts in self defense, you obviously just moved there.
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At least that's where the kawaii Flatwoods monster waifu lives.
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Hawai'i, despite people claiming (namely tourists) that it's a paradise, does have it's significant issues. The very high costs of living, the mass majority of the state's population being crammed onto one island (Oahu), and the problems that come with it (i.e. traffic, housing, etc.), and the other islands being seemingly unused.

Fascist Frederick said:
West Virginia. If you live in West Virginia and haven't killed at least two meth addicts in self defense, you obviously just moved there.
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How bad is WV's meth problems, compared to Hawai'i's? I was under the assumption that it was Hawai'i that had the "METH: Not even once" PSA.
 
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Mississippi is both poor and stupid. The whole deep South is proof the Civil War was a waste of time there's no way the Confederacy could have made it to the 20th century with the amount of bum fucking stupidity. Wisconsin may be a state full of alcoholics and serial killers who eat you but I can get high quality liquor and cheese at any local gas station.\

All of the Us Territories are total poverty stricken shit holes where you have no rights.
 
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Thiletonomics said:
Hawai'i, despite people claiming (namely tourists) that it's a paradise, does have it's significant issues. The very high costs of living, the mass majority of the state's population being crammed onto one island (Oahu), and the problems that come with it (i.e. traffic, housing, etc.), and the other islands being seemingly unused.



How bad is WV's meth problems, compared to Hawai'i's? I was under the assumption that it was Hawai'i that had the "METH: Not even once" PSA.
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Last year I watched the travel show Ride With Norman Reedus and one episode he goes to the biggest island of Hawaii, I was shocked to learn how little is there, no major cities like Honolulu.

Now I guess it's because there's a big volcano that could erupt, so can't build a big city, but I was still kind of surprised how empty it was.
 
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It's a huge leap from CA and NY to the next runner up. I guess I'd go with Nevada. I hate the desert, and have no use for gambling or prostitutes. The buffets sound nice though. Or Michigan, because it dual wields Detroit and Flint.
 
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Arkansas is pretty trash; in spite of the fact, it's got a lot of natural beauty.
Outside of Northwest Arkansas and Little Rock, it's nothing but a meth'ed out hellscape of rural decay and generational poverty.
Northwest Arkansas is pretty much the personal playground of the Walton family, the Tyson family, and the Duggars. If you love the problems of living in an overpriced, bible thumping suburb, move to the NWA. Little Rock is just your typical scuzzy big city.
 
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