There's one potential tactic for Jack's press conference that everyone's been missing: all the dirt dug up by his war room!
Did you know that Sydney Watson is really a Chinese man? What, did you think it's a coincidence that China is making massive inroads into Australia and Sydney is Australian? HE's totally there as communist propaganda. The conservatives are all being duped. Glenn Beck has a Manchurian candidate at his network, feeding him misinformation and preparing to blow the whole thing up when the Party gives the word.
As for Elliot? You think cuckoldry is a shameful fetish? What about bestiality? The guy has a thing for birds. And not only does he deflower their innocent bodies, he cooks them and eats them later. You think the dodo went extinct on its own? Nope. Look no further than that weasel boy Elliot!
And Jeremy Hambly? The dude isn't even human! He's not even a real, living creature! Can any of you honestly say that you've watched the man for any length of time and thought to yourself, 'Yep, he's definitely a real homosapien.' Jeremy is a lab experiment run by George Soros. A cybernetic-biological hybrid robot. A bunch of plastic and metal shoved into a tube-grown meat-suit. Soros is using him to test out the technology, but as soon as they've decided he works, they'll be rolling those things out en mass. Right now, they're trying to perfect duplicating the skin suits of living people. Pretty soon, all the conservatives you know will be replaced by Soros bots, and as they reach critical mass, the conservative movement will implode as they all begin voting left! The only thing that can possibly save us is Jack Murphy and his war room! You think his sexual activities are because of degeneracy, but truly this is a sacrifice Jack is making on our behalf. He's developing and perfecting the one technique that can expose these fakes for what they are. Just let him and his red hen in a room alone with the Quartering for a couple hours, and he can prove it's true!
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