DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Iron Hamster]

He said yesterday that playing PC games is too much "work" and that khansoles are better because you have to upgrade your PC every few years to be able to play newer games unlike khansoles which you don't.

Sony and Microsoft thank him for his apparent unnecessary donations this past year.

 

[DZoomer]

You're assuming Phil cares about looking consistent or having a coherent, thought out plan.

I just think when Phil is sitting on like $15 after streaming for a few hours, he gets embarrassed about receiving so little money and needs to pump up his ego. Remember how much emphasis he puts on beating the trolls by being successful, which means receiving money. In his head, the trolls are winning if he has a slow stream.

Phil has two ongoing narratives that are inconsistent with each other- when he is talking to his fans he is poor and on the verge of losing everything tomorrow but when he is addressing the trolls, he is a successful streamer and the trolls are just jealous he makes a good living playing video games.

Phil will do/say whatever makes him feel the best in that exact moment, he doesn't think longterm about what he is doing or saying so if he needs to seed fake tips one minute but complain about being poor later that day, he'll do it.

I agree with you that Phil has no integrity and no concept of honor or virtue. But even from a practical standpoint, fake tips don't make much sense.

My first post here in the farms was about this IIRC, asking people if there has ever been any proof that Phil tips himself. And ever since then nothing has changed, it's all speculation.

Is it possible? Yeah. But look at the history of DSP. Swagginz, KGHaleon, LonelyCoffee, Jax. These people have all either been humiliated by Phil, or know that he's a scammer and a gacha addict. And there's Jax, someone with a shitty customer service job who has given thousands to Phil.

My point being that logic doesn't work in the vortex. Normal, well-adjusted folks aren't the ones who simp for Phil. I'd say that more than 99% of people who discover Phil get repulsed and go away. 0.9% become detractors. 0.1% are the retarded ones who become paypigs.

So there's a filter that ensures that for a person to become a paypig, they're necessarily social rejects with no real friends, no romantic life, and who have no use for their money. The system already guarantees that the normal folks will go away very early.

So yeah, I find it way more likely that Phil is just a scammer with no decency who has no qualms about fleecing money off of a pack of retards.

 

[actually]

Really good point. We talk about WWE Champions because that's the one we have the evidence about. But when you look into his money it really does makes you wonder if that is the only gatcha he's whaling on.

Check the Champions thread. I found a "TheyCallMeDSP" account in a different mobile game that was whaled out (maxed everything). He also played Dokkan Battle DBZ (posted pics of pulls on Twitter) and Brave Exvius. You can't search up accounts by name on those though, so no proof there yet. He has also admitted spending "thousands" on WWE Supercard, so probably tens of thousands there.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Someone finally told DSP that he changed the difficulty setting to easy during the previous Lost Judgment stream. Of course, DSP didn't believe them and blamed da troollz for making it up. Just watch this e-hermit completely construct his own reality and be completely surprised by actual reality.

DSP in a nutshell:

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You know what gets me?

The fact that he doesn't apologize to the fans who rightfully pointed out that it switched to easy mode. The same fans he essentially called rumor-spreading idiots. In the world of DSP, you're wrong until Phil decides you're right... except him. He's always right...

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

You know what gets me?

The fact that he doesn't apologize to the fans who rightfully pointed out that it switched to easy mode. The same fans he essentially called rumor-spreading idiots. In the world of DSP, you're wrong until Phil decides you're right... except him. He's always right...

Any and all interaction with another person is always done in bad faith, he assumes nefarious intentions behind every action.

If it turns out that the person was not trying to get him? Well fuck 'em they probably did something else some other time he didn't catch, and he was only defending himself anyway so he was right anyway.

@TheGoutburglar makes excellent arguments for Phil hating other people, and interactions like this one really does track well with that theory.

 

[Coke Zero]

I agree with you that Phil has no integrity and no concept of honor or virtue. But even from a practical standpoint, fake tips don't make much sense.

My first post here in the farms was about this IIRC, asking people if there has ever been any proof that Phil tips himself. And ever since then nothing has changed, it's all speculation.

Is it possible? Yeah. But look at the history of DSP. Swagginz, KGHaleon, LonelyCoffee, Jax. These people have all either been humiliated by Phil, or know that he's a scammer and a gacha addict. And there's Jax, someone with a shitty customer service job who has given thousands to Phil.

My point being that logic doesn't work in the vortex. Normal, well-adjusted folks aren't the ones who simp for Phil. I'd say that more than 99% of people who discover Phil get repulsed and go away. 0.9% become detractors. 0.1% are the retarded ones who become paypigs.

So there's a filter that ensures that for a person to become a paypig, they're necessarily social rejects with no real friends, no romantic life, and who have no use for their money. The system already guarantees that the normal folks will go away very early.

So yeah, I find it way more likely that Phil is just a scammer with no decency who has no qualms about fleecing money off of a pack of retards.

No you're right, I'm just baffled by his real fans and cant wrap my head around that there are actually people who unironically like his videos and want to pay him. It just doesn't make any sense. His videos and personality are just pure shit so I cant imagine there's actually people who give this guy hundreds/thousands of dollars.

Like if one day it was revealed that every single dsp viewer was actually a bot and his parents were actually the ones giving him all this money, that would seem more plausible to me than there actually being multiple real people who are entertained by his streams and want to dump money on him.

But I know we're talking about retards and complete social rejects so while I cant comprehend paying a 40 year old man money to put on glasses and hats, I guess it makes more sense from the point of view of those kinds of people.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He has also admitted spending "thousands" on WWE Supercard, so probably tens of thousands there.

Phil was among the big whales on Supercard and bragged about it on their forum. He spent tens of thousands, easily.

No you're right, I'm just baffled by his real fans and cant wrap my head around that there are actually people who unironically like his videos and want to pay him. It just doesn't make any sense. His videos and personality are just pure shit so I cant imagine there's actually people who give this guy hundreds/thousands of dollars.

Like if one day it was revealed that every single dsp viewer was actually a bot and his parents were actually the ones giving him all this money, that would seem more plausible to me than there actually being multiple real people who are entertained by his streams and want to dump money on him.

But I know we're talking about retards and complete social rejects so while I cant comprehend paying a 40 year old man money to put on glasses and hats, I guess it makes more sense from the point of view of those kinds of people.

For me, it's not that some people want to donate to a shitty streamer. That's everywhere. What's unique with Phil is the amounts that people give, on most streams you have people giving a few bucks here and there. It makes no sense. Especially since the former 50 bit bitches appear to have left as time goes on... yet the big whales are as strong as they've ever been.

Why on Earth did Jaxx Raxor give Phil $2500 last year? What did he get out of it? Absolutely nothing. A dude that needs the money. These people are lonely retards, but I can't help feeling like these happenings are beyond any explanation.

 

[Catboys the Musical]

Phil was among the big whales on Supercard and bragged about it on their forum. He spent tens of thousands, easily.


For me, it's not that some people want to donate to a shitty streamer. That's everywhere. What's unique with Phil is the amounts that people give, on most streams you have people giving a few bucks here and there. It makes no sense. Especially since the former 50 bit bitches appear to have left as time goes on... yet the big whales are as strong as they've ever been.

Why on Earth did Jaxx Raxor give Phil $2500 last year? What did he get out of it? Absolutely nothing. A dude that needs the money. These people are lonely retards, but I can't help feeling like these happenings are beyond any explanation.

It's always a small cabal of whales at any given time. Like maybe 5-10% of his audience are responsible for like 70-85% of his income. The amazing part about it is that every time there's an exodus of whales, he manages to reel more of them in somehow.

 

[Gergg]

It's always a small cabal of whales at any given time. Like maybe 5-10% of his audience are responsible for like 70-85% of his income. The amazing part about it is that every time there's an exodus of whales, he manages to reel more of them in somehow.

He finds more whales by having his freeloader wheelchairs pledge to put *free hugs* fliers up in their local disability offices with his youtube link. Gets em every time dood.

 

[cat2770]

It took him like what.. 4 months to finish a 20-25 hours game length and all he does is "playing" games for a living. Does he even know the characters? the plot? or just do what a box tells you to do.. this is a dead giveaway that he doesn't know wtf is he doing.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It took him like what.. 4 months to finish a 20-25 hours game length and all he does is "playing" games for a living. Does he even know the characters? the plot? or just do what a box tells you to do.. this is a dead giveaway that he doesn't know wtf is he doing.

Character: dsp
Plot: extract money for doing nothing

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

It took him like what.. 4 months to finish a 20-25 hours game length and all he does is "playing" games for a living. Does he even know the characters? the plot? or just do what a box tells you to do.. this is a dead giveaway that he doesn't know wtf is he doing.

No.

Next question.

Character: dsp
Plot: extract money for doing nothing

And for once he's not met with a "mission failed" splash screen.
Epic gaymer moment.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

For me, it's not that some people want to donate to a shitty streamer. That's everywhere. What's unique with Phil is the amounts that people give, on most streams you have people giving a few bucks here and there. It makes no sense. Especially since the former 50 bit bitches appear to have left as time goes on... yet the big whales are as strong as they've ever been.

Why on Earth did Jaxx Raxor give Phil $2500 last year? What did he get out of it? Absolutely nothing. A dude that needs the money. These people are lonely retards, but I can't help feeling like these happenings are beyond any explanation.

Obviously it has been noticeable that when Phil hurts their feelings by besmirching them personally, that tends to be what it takes for them to grow a pair. To wake the fuck up finally. Even though they tend to come back later.

I think the answer to this lies in HOW Phil insults them. And I think his treatment of Derich shows us how he manages to avoid crossing the line. He legit actually doesn't want to call them tards, or draw attention to their disabilities, the way we do. Whether it's out of fear or what, Phil just won't do it, completely of his own accord. Not even when he gets pissed and tears them a new one, does he insult them the way WE do.

Phil has been caught using the r-word in a Patreon video, but he wasn't talking about or to a paypig. In the Discord he lied about having, he told his mods to treat what's-his-dent with kid gloves, like he does himself with Derich, citing his disability. Phil dances around the issue, with much more grace than he does with anything else, and I think the second he fucks that up and humiliates them in the one way that REALLY hurts, is when he'll lose supporters.

Not that I expect that, mind you, because like I said, he has been shockingly good at avoiding calling any of his paypigs out for being handicapped drooling paste-eating imbeciles living at home on disability with no chance at any future that doesn't revolve around their addiction to him.

 

[Coke Zero]

Not that I expect that, mind you, because like I said, he has been shockingly good at avoiding calling any of his paypigs out for being handicapped drooling paste-eating imbeciles living at home on disability with no chance at any future that doesn't revolve around their addiction to him.

Not only is phil surprisingly careful about what he says about the retards watching him, he actually has these kinds of people convinced that he is worse off than them.

Think about that, people that are legit in wheelchairs and have mental disabilities have pity for phil. A guy (The Guy) making six figures a year and living in a gated community has a group of retards thinking his life is worse and harder than theirs.

Actually I think phil is probably jealous of them in a way, phil would love to be bound in a wheelchair and have a caretaker providing whatever he wants and needs 24/7 while the world feels sorry from him and he receives tardbux for absolutely nothing.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Not only is phil surprisingly careful about what he says about the retards watching him, he actually has these kinds of people convinced that he is worse off than them.

Think about that, people that are legit in wheelchairs and have mental disabilities have pity for phil. A guy (The Guy) making six figures a year and living in a gated community has a group of retards thinking his life is worse and harder than theirs.

Are they, though? Because it seems to me their support isn't even about Phil. If it was, the vest streak wouldn't be such a thing of the past, I would expect. Or it would be easier unseat them, because when you're a fan of a person, you can be let down by them, even when you're dumb. But if it's about telling a third party to go fuck themselves, or some other weird thing, then it's next to impossible because Phil is exactly in the right position to receive the financial benefits that come with a pack of tards having some game they're playing for their own sake. And he's going to stay that way forever because his rep is never going to recover. He will never stop being a joke, he will never stop being a guy who has a section to himself on a site that started because Chris-Chan, the original guy like that, exists.

That is his pigroach luck, the existence of people who get off on supporting someone in his position.

Actually I think phil is probably jealous of them in a way, phil would love to be bound in a wheelchair and have a caretaker providing whatever he wants and needs 24/7 while the world feels sorry from him and he receives tardbux for absolutely nothing.

Yeah, no. If he was like that, Phil would've been like that one guy on Twitch some years ago who pretended to be confined to a wheelchair until he got up and walked out of the room on-camera.

There's a reason Phil only wants people to feel sorry for him when shit goes wrong. The rest of the time, you're supposed to be in awe of him. I dare say he never would've ranted with some "Oh poor me" shit if he had somehow never gotten a rep.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

No.

Next question.

And for once he's not met with a "mission failed" splash screen.
Epic gaymer moment.

It wouldn't be DSP as well since his CoD BR days lasted as long to get into the scene and be a player... Thank goodness he ditches everything that is CoD as the same game over and over yet surprised to know other streamers are making more money for such dedication...

I ditched CoD before Vanguard as way to just get out of how fucking terrible Activision have handled the IP and killed off MW within less than 2 years..

But Phil's successful income is due to retards conducting the most painful ops in liking him, I've always had a notion Phil deserves the audience he has and will stick with it just to keep him going but because of his addictions the ship is still sinking...

2k22 has a lot of promise of salt and proper glad I came on KF just to shit on him more

 

[Balr0g]

Check the Champions thread. I found a "TheyCallMeDSP" account in a different mobile game that was whaled out (maxed everything). He also played Dokkan Battle DBZ (posted pics of pulls on Twitter) and Brave Exvius. You can't search up accounts by name on those though, so no proof there yet. He has also admitted spending "thousands" on WWE Supercard, so probably tens of thousands there.

The funny thing is he actually whaled in Hearthstone AND he streamed it way back when. He also had his fans help him construct decks. Though he quit this game despite it being a game that could be streamed. no one would bat an eye if he wastes some money for that imho since it has become basically pay2win.

 

[Full Race Replay]

He said yesterday that playing PC games is too much "work" and that khansoles are better because you have to upgrade your PC every few years to be able to play newer games unlike khansoles which you don't. Good thing Phil taught me that you don't need to update your consoles at all to play new games, I'm gonna stop by my dad's and undust my PS1 so I can play Demon's Souls Remake on it. Additionally he said that it's too much extra "work" to get a PC game working optimally while you just pop in a game and play on khansole. In my experience unless the game is optimized like pure shit games do a really good job at autodetecting the settings you can smoothly play a game at, especially recently. With drivers both AMD Adrenaline and GeForce Experience can find driver updates immediately and let you schedule when you wanna update them.

The conclusion is thus: Phail is just a lazy pigger and he'd just find new and exciting ways to fuck up streaming, gaming or even booting up his PC if he ever tries playing games on a computer.

Phil sounds like one of those preteens who would make comically bad "why consoles are better than PC's" videos in like 2017/8 whenever he talks about why he doesn't do PC games.

"I just plug it in and it works!"
"I don't have to update any drivers!"
"Better exclusives!"

It's funny that, for a guy who keeps having to bring in new gimmicks and would always talk about day one views, he never thinks to get into the realm of indie game releases, instead trying to pass off the same tired Call of Dooty, Assass Creed, etc. game franchise yearly remakes as hot new releases.

 

[Crooked 16th]

As i watch old Snort Brunell videos I realize following Phil is just going around and around in a circle seeing and hearing in the same things over and over again. Now we have people trying to come in and cause stupid gay ops just like the escort drama.

Hopefully something crazy or unexpected happens to break the cycle this year.

 

[Coke Zero]

Are they, though? Because it seems to me their support isn't even about Phil. If it was, the vest streak wouldn't be such a thing of the past, I would expect. Or it would be easier unseat them, because when you're a fan of a person, you can be let down by them, even when you're dumb. But if it's about telling a third party to go fuck themselves, or some other weird thing, then it's next to impossible because Phil is exactly in the right position to receive the financial benefits that come with a pack of tards having some game they're playing for their own sake. And he's going to stay that way forever because his rep is never going to recover. He will never stop being a joke, he will never stop being a guy who has a section to himself on a site that started because Chris-Chan, the original guy like that, exists.

That is his pigroach luck, the existence of people who get off on supporting someone in his position.

Yeah, no. If he was like that, Phil would've been like that one guy on Twitch some years ago who pretended to be confined to a wheelchair until he got up and walked out of the room on-camera.

There's a reason Phil only wants people to feel sorry for him when shit goes wrong. The rest of the time, you're supposed to be in awe of him. I dare say he never would've ranted with some "Oh poor me" shit if he had somehow never gotten a rep.

I mean he's cried about his supposed back injury way before becoming a lolcow, although that may have been more as an excuse for his laziness rather than fishing for sympathy but I think it was a mix of both. And then there was the whole pretend depression thing.

I think with Phil yeah like you said he wants people to be impressed by him but he also begs for sympathy all the time too and he's always done it. Sure its not as extreme as pretending to be handicap but he constantly misrepresents how well things are for him.