01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95

Some poor trucker trying to do an honest day's work (probably being forced by Jeff Bezos to deliver in the middle of a blizzard) has an accident and is probably terribly injured if not dead. Ralph is seething over his chutzpah:
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Ralph has obviously never caused
an accident himself, aylawgs.
 
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Some poor trucker trying to do an honest days work (probably being forced by Jeff Bezos to deliver in the middle of a blizzard) has an accident and is probably terribly injured if not dead. Ralph is seething over his chutzpah:
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Ralph has obviously never caused
in an accident himself, aylawgs.
yeah i bet that driver was doing something stupid like seething at the kiwi chat. what a moron
 
Some poor trucker trying to do an honest day's work (probably being forced by Jeff Bezos to deliver in the middle of a blizzard) has an accident and is probably terribly injured if not dead. Ralph is seething over his chutzpah:
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Ralph has obviously never caused
an accident himself, aylawgs.
Was that trucker paid off by Joshua Pedophile Moon and the Karen Broke Dick Farms to stop a father from collecting money to save his poor child before he gets off to another Vegas trip?
 
very high.

1) he eats alot and frequently
2) cocaine. stims make you have to SHIT
3) the anxiety of his upcoming trial

24 hours of this? yeah he’s shittin his pants again.
I would pay actual money to see him adopt the use of a bedpan while streaming, letting it rip and then making May replace it while live. We would then go through the video frame-by-frame to search for the moment May finally realizes what has become of her life and it reads on her elongated face. Maybe if we got really lucky, she would say. "fuck this" and dump the dooky all over Ralph's lap. I really would pay to see that. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge, Ralph. 😉 Don't get mad; you already decreed your willingness to go dooty all over the place, why not make a show of it?
 
Just a few things :

1. When did the current storm in VA pop up? When did people reporting on it realize "Hey, this might be a big one!"?
2. Why didn't Gunt Ugyur get a flight from Vegas directly to Richmond?
3. I wonder if Ralph will decide to try and disappear during this tumult?
 
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