The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AGPinochet]

I am seriously hoping that Phil's scam involving the natives spectacularly backfires. They think they're safe because they're promoting a noble cause and throwing white people under the bus, but (at least in my experience) native americans are extremely racist of white people, and it's only going to be a matter of time before they turn on the tranch. Whether that is through Phil's scamming, incompetence, or whatever, these Natives are going to be brutal when they feel cheated by white men. And that is how they are going to see them, as white men, because Natives don't give a shit about troon shit, especially when it's a white man.

You're assuming that there are any Injuns involved at all and they're not just a cover story to scam money from gullible woketards, I have seen no evidence that there are any Injuns involved posted in this thread. There have been no statements made either by the Tribe in question OR any supposed recipients of these donations that I know of. So either

A. There are no Injuns and this is all a scam
B. There are Injuns but the tranch is going to be taking their cut with the Injun's knowledge
C. There are Injuns but the tranch is planning on screwing them out of money (that is, they say they will give the Injuns money and either take a cut without their consent/knowledge or give them nothing)
B. There legitimately are Injuns and the Tranch is going to give them lots of money to piss away on Liquor and Meth
C. There are in fact Injuns but the Tranchers have snuck in shit for them in the Amazon wishlist (all but confirmed with the presence of A $300 lego set and a stuffed Dinosaur plush, hmm who could that be for) with or without knowledge/consent of the Injuns.

 

[Neko GF]

The devious, elusive Earl sent another drone to harass the stunning and brave trans folx at the ranch! (No evidence included):

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Philip showing of one of the many "abortable" things his pet retard, Kevin says:

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The devious, elusive Earl sent another drone to harass the stunning and brave trans folx at the ranch! (No evidence included):
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Philip showing of one of the many "abortable" things his pet retard, Kevin says:
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Tranchers will have their phones with them to record themselves buying stuffed animals, pointing guns at thin air, or to screech at people they don't like while in a tractor.

But god forbid they pull out their phones to record a visible and recognizable drone flying in the air which they believe is another psyop by the elusive Earl.

 

[AGPinochet]

his pet retard

"pet retard" is actually a very apt description of Kevin and Phil's relationship. You see, all Phil does is feed and provide for Kevin, he doesn't fuck him because lol no balls and Estrogen and the last confirmed sexual encounter they had was a long, long time ago and that was just Kevin and Jen getting hot wax dripped on them. So Kevin is much more like a fat cat to Phil than a partner or lover. Kevin is just a fat, lazy, retarded cat who is extremely overfed by his dumbass owner, Kevin even has an ever tightening collar.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

So I'm sure everyone knows Penny has a TikTok, and I figured I'd share a video he posted a few hours ago. I think it's very...informative, in a way. He explains he doesn't have the balls to deal with harassment, that he would rather shoot than talk.

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Still can't believe Phil calls himself "Penny," lol.

OK, Phil is losing it completely. He lives in a fairly remote US state. The nearest 'town' only has a couple of thousand residents. He lives outside that, on an estate accessible only by dirt roads. To get to his house you have to open a gate and drive up a private track some half a mile long. It's often flooded, covered in alpaca shit and not an easy passage. The whole way is tracked by cameras they grifted. He farms alpacas, which while economically useless have one quality prized by many other farmers: they make great sentries. The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.

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Of course troonville is impressed.
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(although if I spent most of my time with my tongue up my ass, I'd be hypervigilant too)

https://twitter.com/SteampunkPenny/status/1475954338795196421

The Eternal💎Penellope on Twitter: "When your napping and somebody dr…

archived 29 Dec 2021 23:17:30 UTC

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This guy is laying in bed, fantasizing about shooting anyone who walks through the door with a handgun. Talk about unhinged...

 

[oramge cat]

If it's anything like CA (which is admittedly more No Fun Allowed than most, it may be considerably different elsewhere in the West), fireworks aren't something you can just buy as an everyday person. On holidays like NYE/4th there are various fireworks shows put on by the local gov't of towns and cities, but it's not like you can casually shoot them off from your own backyard. Going elsewhere in the country and seeing stores that have fuckoff huge fireworks displays in the grocery of gas station just casually for sale is a big culture shock.

At least where I am, the average person can't legally buy fireworks but the average person invariably either has a cousin in Mexico or knows someone with a cousin in Mexico who gets the good stuff smuggled up from south of the border. The police don't even bother trying to enforce the bans because every holiday and every time Mexico's soccer team plays the city sounds like a warzone with all the mortars and bottle rockets going off.

 

[John Mass Effect]

I don't get it. The absolute most charities I've come to know (the ones for actually impoverished people) vehemently hate expensive toys. They breed jealousy because not everyone gets one, fights break out, and it's $50 gone if something happens to it. Especially when tranchers rely on other people to buy them - this week they may get one $54.99 elephant and, supposedly, give it to a one (1) actual kid. The kid will get singled out. End of the story. By the time they get a second one, the first one will probably be long-gone.

Legos are a shit-tier donation too. They consist of tiny plastic details, you can't pass them to younger kids until they grow up to the point of not shoving them into their throats, and nobody has a place to store a built set in a poor household. If you must get something similar, get a box of off-brand blocks with soft edges or some old soviet-style iron ones. They usually come with a book full of different designs, too, and at least try to educate you on how to fasten a bolt.

Even if the whole grift turned out to be a genuine one, they're absolute fucktards re: what to get to injuns.

 

[Oxyjen]

Well so far it appears to be working - already at 2k plus a bunch of wishlist stuff in a couple of days.

Which certainly is mighty generous of the Tranchers seeing as they’re so broke themselves.

Is their angle as simple as glomming on to a confirmed Good Cause, in the hope that some charity will rub off on them?

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

I believe there's a third party involved, possibly Indians, simply because of the size of the wishlist. If the tranchers got a tenth of that shit delivered to their land they wouldn't even have a place to put it, let alone a use for it. Conversely, Injuns fucking love to resell charity donation items, so even if they were getting shit they didn't need they wouldn't mind. You used to be able to make a hell of a bargain grocery run by driving to the reservation when they all simultaneously got their food aid delivered.

 

[Russketeer]

How easily returnable for $ are wishlist items. 50/100 of everything seems arbitrary possibly designed to soften doubt.

 

[UVB-76]

We all know who's going to intercept the items before they're delivered.

Spoiler

 

[DemonicMustache]

Editing this post: Why? Because this fundraising push is bothering the hell out of me. Like everyone else here, I've been looking for references to the Tranch plus Pine Ridge OR Lakota OR Oglala. I can't find any connections. So I looked around from Tranch plus transgender services/groups/etc on that reservation. There are LOTS of groups that are fighting for LGBTA+ rights on that reservation; why aren't the Tranchers championing and teaming up with one of those groups. This is so suspicious.

Spoiler: Hello!

Two-Spirit Woman Jamie Lee Wounded Arrow Is The Second Trans Murder Of 2017

A transgender woman from the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota is the second transgender murder of 2017 from an apparent homicide. According to KSFY, Jamie Lee Wounded Arrow was found in her a…

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[rusty shackleford 1]

Ya know, I used to think Penny wasn’t so bad out of the group of them. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still a cringe mfr (I got so much secondhand embarrassment from that quick draw video lol), but since reading about this latest grift, what tiny bit of hope I had for ol Phil has left the building.

It seemed at first that Phil was the only one keeping the whole group together- he seemed to have the most work ethic, he seemed to have the most self awareness, he seemed to have this drive to create something bigger than himself that made him almost the most endearing of all the idiots. This latest grift is just fucking annoying though.

For starters, these endless GFMs. It’s just pathetic, these mfrs will do absolutely anything except get a job. When I found Kevin’s thread and learned about the ranch, Phil initially seemed to be more willing to work and go into the community to find odd jobs- not just to make money, but to build relationships. That’s all dwindled down into this culmination of fuckery we’re currently witnessing. It’s so incredibly entitled and presumptuous to keep pumping out these GFM links and “fundraisers”. I bet they have so many hate follows. “You guys know what time it is! We need money to continue sitting on our asses and tweeting about muh bigots and muh terfs!” The whole community is broke as fuck lol you could probably harvest the energy of the collective groans every time a new link drops and power kevs rig for a few days.

Not only that, but I’m annoyed by how infantilizing these white men always are in regards to women or anyone who isn’t a white man. Just like when Phil shit all over that nice Christian man (who’d added value to Phil’s dream and tried to contribute in a tangible way) because some random “poc” (who contributed absolutely nothing but complaints- if it wasn’t Phil that idiot would have been crying about something else) threw a shit fit on Twitter. The best way I can think to describe it is when you have that one retarded cousin who the whole family folds for- because it’s easier than dealing with the tantrum were the family to refuse to capitulate. Being more likely to be oppressed doesn’t disqualify you from being wrong, or preclude you from being called out when you are.

Anyway I get the feeling something juicy as fuck is about to go down because this Indian charity bullshit isn’t scanning for me. These grown ass men can’t even take care of themselves, and they keep tacking on more financial costs/obligations and expecting everyone else to pick up the bill. Their line of credit seems to have run out after Earl 1.0, this is gonna get good before it’s over.

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

Editing this post: Why? Because this fundraising push is bothering the hell out of me. Like everyone else here, I've been looking for references to the Tranch plus Pine Ridge OR Lakota OR Oglala. I can't find any connections. So I looked around from Tranch plus transgender services/groups/etc on that reservation. There are LOTS of groups that are fighting for LGBTA+ rights on that reservation; why aren't the Tranchers championing and teaming up with one of those groups. This is so suspicious.

At this point a part of me is thinking about sending a email to someone and asking if this is legit or not, though I can't find anyone to contact. Maybe the guy running the "Friends of Pine Ridge Reservation", but I don't really want to waste his time with Internet drama.

 

[one_time_user]

They probably know an individual or 2 who live on the reservation and are mutally agreed on this particular scam.

 

[Celestia's Little Helper]

Slightly OT but I fucking Hate that they chose to say kiddos instead of kids or even children. The ONLY people I see saying kiddo online are pedophiles, caregiver-little fetishists (aka pedos), and babyfurs (aka pedos). It's basically a dogwhistle at this point. It's a shame because there are plenty of people who use it harmlessly but when the tranchers say kiddo, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth knowing all their fetishes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Slightly OT but I fucking Hate that they chose to say kiddos instead of kids or even children. The ONLY people I see saying kiddo online are pedophiles, caregiver-little fetishists (aka pedos), and babyfurs (aka pedos). It's basically a dogwhistle at this point. It's a shame because there are plenty of people who use it harmlessly but when the tranchers say kiddo, it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth knowing all their fetishes.

Sometimes I envy the normies who never took the redpill and learned about The Tranch and all their ilk. (and everything else on this site) To live in the blissful ignorance of these "men" larping as women, larping as soldiers, and larping as farmers, all while indulging in every hedonist kink and fetish that even late era ancient Rome or Bohemian France would be flustered at.

 

[retard strength]

Kiddos sounds off because of the tone there. It struck with "amazing lady" and just dropping "help out here" too. The first sentence. The whole thing is off.

Phil should be trying for a more professional, or respectful, or even solemn, tone and explanation but he is retarded and oblivious to his surroundings as troons always are.

e: It sounds like fucking Lou Gagliardi wrote it, is the specific problem I think I'm having. Just a few "please"s and it's done.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Editing this post: Why? Because this fundraising push is bothering the hell out of me. Like everyone else here, I've been looking for references to the Tranch plus Pine Ridge OR Lakota OR Oglala. I can't find any connections. So I looked around from Tranch plus transgender services/groups/etc on that reservation. There are LOTS of groups that are fighting for LGBTA+ rights on that reservation; why aren't the Tranchers championing and teaming up with one of those groups. This is so suspicious.

Remember that Pine Ridge was the reservation that was scheduled to get fucked by the Keystone XL pipeline project until Biden put a stop to it last year. Penny probably remembered them from the news, and because it was the only reservation he could think of, decided to enlist them in his racist little noble-savage scam.

 

[oramge cat]

I don't get it. The absolute most charities I've come to know (the ones for actually impoverished people) vehemently hate expensive toys. They breed jealousy because not everyone gets one, fights break out, and it's $50 gone if something happens to it. Especially when tranchers rely on other people to buy them - this week they may get one $54.99 elephant and, supposedly, give it to a one (1) actual kid. The kid will get singled out. End of the story. By the time they get a second one, the first one will probably be long-gone.

Legos are a shit-tier donation too. They consist of tiny plastic details, you can't pass them to younger kids until they grow up to the point of not shoving them into their throats, and nobody has a place to store a built set in a poor household. If you must get something similar, get a box of off-brand blocks with soft edges or some old soviet-style iron ones. They usually come with a book full of different designs, too, and at least try to educate you on how to fasten a bolt.

Even if the whole grift turned out to be a genuine one, they're absolute fucktards re: what to get to injuns.

Legos are a rich kid's toy. One lego set can pretty much make what the set is and a few iterations of the theme of that set if you're lucky and its large enough. A comparably priced set of Kinex or an Erector set comes with instructions to make like 5 different things and with a little creativity you can turn a set that was meant to be a top fuel dragseter into a functioning crossbow or a ferris wheel.