Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

He could get on the social housing list but he will never be offered a flat as a single man, even if he was actually homeless. Families with children are always the highest priority.

Somewhat true. Slight PL but him being a tard in the eyes of the law does give him some required points to push him up the list. Getting speds housed counts towards government targets of "independent living" for people with disabilities. That said he still needs to actually apply to his local authority and get on the list and as we've seen throughout the thread none of the Kelly family would have had enough forethought to get the horsefucker on the list as soon as he turned 18.
 
Meh. I've only kind of skimmed through but they're not really funny at all.
I listened to the first bit of it; noped out after the host revealed he never knew what AC/DC stood for. It's kind of like Brian Griffin trying to do a Jim impression, but not quite getting there. Neat to see people discovering Graeme for the first time, but I probably wouldn't recommend the vid for longtime Kelly fans, as it doesn't really seem to add anything to the story (unless Brian Griffin doing a Jim impression is your thing, in which case, give it a go!).

Some of the comments are amusing, though:
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I listened to the first bit of it; noped out after the host revealed he never knew what AC/DC stood for. It's kind of like Brian Griffin trying to do a Jim impression, but not quite getting there. Neat to see people discovering Graeme for the first time, but I probably wouldn't recommend the vid for longtime Kelly fans, as it doesn't really seem to add anything to the story (unless Brian Griffin doing a Jim impression is your thing, in which case, give it a go!).

Some of the comments are amusing, though:
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I left it on in the background and yeah, very slow paced and the attempts at jokes fell flat. They need to sort out their audio too because the Graeme clips were much quieter than them speaking, I couldn't tell what videos they were playing most of the time. The only bit I don't remember hearing before was from someone in the comments who claimed to have worked at a convention that Graeme was kicked out of for being creepy and smelling bad.
 
They need to sort out their audio too because the Graeme clips were much quieter than them speaking, I couldn't tell what videos they were playing most of the time.
That was the biggest problem. You want to introduce people to a lolcow they're not familiar with but you're not even letting people listen to their actual funny moments. I thought that White Corey guy did a better job despite it being a lot more amateurish. Think he deleted the video since though.
 
I wonder if it has anything to do with this being broadcast last night:
Absolute dogshit. I suffered through it because I got the impression they just watched his tik toks and other videos to laugh at them, barely covering the important shit. The cancer inducing "jokes" and ugly vtuber puppets are bad enough, but right out of the gate the guy admits he "only found out about Graeme a few days ago" when some woman "researched him". They pause videos every fucking ten seconds to add some pointless quip and stretch it as much as possible. They gloss over the pedo shit and instead make really out-of-place jew and 9/11 jokes instead. I don't believe the person in chat who mentions "throwing Graeme out of a convention" because they claim he's from the wrong county, which hasn't changed for years. They talk about "missing context" which they would have figured out if they had spent more than 10 seconds digging through the thread. Instead, they vomit out these half-contextual Graeme moments and make dull jokes about them. "Brian Griffin Jim" complains about the video titles as if Graeme wrote them, when they were posted by the reupload channel. It took these fuckers an hour to even mention that he DMs minors, and even when they did, they made incorrect assumptions about it, glossed it over, and went back to laughing at his looks. This is the biggest problem - Graeme is hilariously ugly, yes, but his deep down disgusting acts are the REAL problem and they don't seem to give the slightest fuck about that. I love when the host gets mad and spergs out over Graeme's GTA takes, pausing after every sentence to say "who cares" - well obviously you care you fucking prannock lmao. This is a good summation of their entire mode of attack with Graeme; he'd rather stim out and get mad over Graeme's video game take for multiple minutes but glosses over his pedo shit as if it were nothing. Takes them 90 minutes to actually hone in on nonce shit - and what do they pick? - a bite sized mention of him "DMing minors on twitter" from his recent Injustice playthrough. They don't bring up that he actually posted CP, they don't bring up the time he admitted he'd be happy to date a 16 year old, they don't bring up the litany of "little girl" comments, they barely cover his diaper porn/creepy ABDL shit... He even states "there's no definitive proof of him doing anything illegal, per se" which is extremely reductive considering the amount of evidence available. About 1:45:00 the front hole who "researched the thread" comes into the room to interrupt, making it painfully obvious as to why they're oblivious to most of Graeme's actions. They spend more time focusing on this idiot taking weed hits and reading their paypigs' superchats than they do actually honing in on Graeme in any serious way. They watch videos that are years apart, jumping tangentially between them and missing HUGE chunks of context. And then about 2 hours into the stream, the hosts says "I'm bored!" and just drops it altogether, spending the last 40 minutes smoking weed, reading donations, watching Kingassripper for no reason, shilling their merch, and laughing at their own content. Save yourselves the effort - if you haven't already wasted it - and don't watch it.

The implication was that this stream was the cause of Graeme's recent grumpy behavior, and that is in fact correct. Graeme did a stream earlier - and after now sitting through that garbage above - I can tell it IS in fact in reference to it. The host had suggested that Graeme "would probably stuff his nose into any drink he tried to take" and Graeme brings that up, amongst other specifics:


First he mentions being crosseyed and that he couldn't get it fixed or he'd "get double vision", according to his doctor. Then he switches to his nose and brings up lines they mentioned in the stream ("yeah my nose looks like it's falling off"); he prefaces all of the things he brings up with "the other thing people have been asking me" as he's done before, to make him seem more social or something? He defends being demisexual, briefly, and rattles off all the other parts of his usual intro posts. "I'm an uncle to a 1 year old little boy... and the other thing brought up time and time again is am I pedophile or not, and I am 100% not a pedophile, I would not go next or near any kids, so I wouldn't" Well he doesn't defend it much, but then again, the idiots barely even covered his noncey behavior so there's not much for him to defend. Since they honed in on his MLP porn habits for most of the first hour, Graeme talks about that: "and yeah I still look at porn, but I don't look at cartoon porn anymore, I look at normal porn... lesbians, gays, and the odd stuff, so I do... but I don't look up MLP porn anymore, so I don't, and I don't look up child porn or any of that stuff, so I don't..." This segues into him bringing up the stream directly, but not naming it, blanketing it with the statement "it's not true, so it's not". "I'm currently unemployed, I lost my job 5 or 6 years ago" more classic Graeme time dilation; he blames this on Kawaii Farms, again. "Yeah I know I look weird, so I do..." Some people join the stream and comment, but nothing worth noting (mostly William making the same boring "jokes" he always does). Because he has people in the chat he repeats himself a few times. Graeme also covers his hair (because they suggested he dyed it to "match his fav pony") and says he "doesn't dye his hair because of MLP" but predominantly because "Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, and Pewdiepie all dyed their hair". He refers to himself as being "like Raj from the Big Bang Theory" in that he's a wallflower/introvert. He covers his previous suicidal thoughts, briefly, and his medication that followed. Also his eyebrow pimple seems to have migrated to his lip. Graeme repeats himself a few times and maintains that he's "matured" and doesn't like that they dug up videos about him. He should be thankful they were lazy pieces of shit who barely scratched the surface. There are some issues with his chat, so he ends the stream there. Even with all his repetition, Graeme tells more about himself in 15 minutes than those morons managed in 3 hours.

Prior to the stream stuff, Graeme was complaining about "big youtubers" using their sub counts to get free shit:


I can't think of a single person who has "1000 followers" who can go to "famous stores" and get "free food". "You don't see me doing that" says Graeme, who for the last few weeks has been asking for free consoles and making "joke" posts suggesting people give him money. The likely guess is this is yet another "arr slash" story he watched about an "entitled influencer" and it rubbed him the wrong way.

Over on facebook we get a twofer - diaper porn AND a "I'm just watching youtube at the moment" comment on the same post:
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He also did a short stream to ask whether or not he should "try his hand at voice acting":


"I know there's a lot of voice acting jobs out there and I know I'd probably be perfect for it..." honestly I want to scream-laugh, but at the same time, Graeme's voice is oddly unique. Thread legends will remember the time he did a youtube stream where he showed off the (three) voices he can do. His voices are inconsistent and grating at the best of times, but even gnarly characters need a voice, so they do. He also laments his coffee fetcher job, as he should, before abruptly ending.

And some twitter spam to round it all up:
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(From top to bottom: regularly targeted MINOR, Japanese cub porn artist, random furfag, the MINOR partner of mattyproto, random furfag diaperfag, tranny ABDL fag, cub porn artist, diaperfag, "Rearz" is a company that specialises in disgusting ABDL supplies, and a tranny furfag)

You don't say?
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2022 and Graeme still thinks it's real:
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After a hard day of clapping back to useless cow streamers, Graeme needs to unwind:
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We might be the only ones that do, so we do:
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Literally nobody in the videos comment section mentioned audio problems meaning they're probably reading the thread. I don't know about you all but i've never really found it hard to hear Graemes videos. Maybe if they spent less time talking shite over the clips, people could hear them better. Not that I really care that much, I don't watch their channel and probably never will.

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@KawaiiFarms you continue to provide invaluable services. I wish I could buy you a new Xbox for all you do, so I do.

Graeme is a hideous liar who targets minors and deserves less retarded YouTubers to present him to the world. I’m surprised none of the usual suspect drama channels have featured him. If Graeme is melting down like this over a crappy video that glosses over his worst behaviors, imagine how he’d lose it if someone bothered to do a decent exposition and had him bang to rights.
 
Literally nobody in the videos comment section mentioned audio problems meaning they're probably reading the thread. I don't know about you all but i've never really found it hard to hear Graemes videos. Maybe if they spent less time talking shite over the clips, people could hear them better. Not that I really care that much, I don't watch their channel and probably never will.

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If only they'd read the thread before making the video, it wouldn't have sucked quite so much. It seems like some woman who wasn't on the stream did the "research" but barely passed any of it on besides his name and the reuploads channel, she was the only one who knew the playstation saga and popped in to give a brief summary of it to the hosts at one point. That's definitely something I would have covered properly if I was making a two hour video on Graeme, it was his most entertaining recent story arc. If they'd done any preparation whatsoever they could have adjusted their own audio levels to suit the clips, they're consistently much louder than the videos they're playing. Blaming Graeme is a cop out for once.
 
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I actually challenge anyone here to find a physically uglier lolcow than Graeme.

I was trying to think of some earlier, but it's really tough.

There was a minor ED cow named VampiricSpektor who was pretty hideous.
Also two Youtubers: one was a football/wrestling sperg who looked like a literal cave ogre, and the other was some lumpy-faced pedo who did a birthday tribute to MaryKate and Ashley that haunted me for years, but I can't remember their names, so.... fuck it.
Brian Peppers, but only if you consider him a cow.
And of course Tsimsfuckis.



They're all fatter than Graeme, but uglier...?
We cannot forget Cyrax/Chance when it comes to lolcow lookers. Also KingCobraJFS (something about lazy eye immediately “increases” a cow’s look score). Lastly, Nick Bates but only when he opens his mouth.
 
We cannot forget Cyrax/Chance when it comes to lolcow lookers. Also KingCobraJFS (something about lazy eye immediately “increases” a cow’s look score). Lastly, Nick Bates but only when he opens his mouth.
Mostly agree, but honestly KingCobra - while ugly - is also kind of lovable. He's like a pug, or an ungainly muppet character. Yes, he's hideous, but there's something about his hideousness that makes you smile.
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Russ Greer is quite hideous, too (legitimately hideous), but Graeme's got him beat. Graeme's got everyone beat.
 
Russ Greer is quite hideous, too (legitimately hideous), but Graeme's got him beat. Graeme's got everyone beat.
To look worse than this dude requires being actually deformed, like Tsimfuckis or Brian Peppers. In fact, some actually deformed people aren't as ugly. Russ and Graeme have roughly equal hygiene, but Russ could clean up. This guy would look like a troll even with the best of makeovers, but as he is, is repulsive and looks like the sex offender he is. It's just as well. His stench probably repels any potential victims and he literally looks like a child molester.
 
To look worse than this dude requires being actually deformed, like Tsimfuckis or Brian Peppers. In fact, some actually deformed people aren't as ugly. Russ and Graeme have roughly equal hygiene, but Russ could clean up. This guy would look like a troll even with the best of makeovers, but as he is, is repulsive and looks like the sex offender he is. It's just as well. His stench probably repels any potential victims and he literally looks like a child molester.
Yeah, and I'd even say that Tsim is less ugly than Graeme. Objectively, he may be more ugly than Graeme, but he's so visibly deformed that you can't help but feel bad for the guy. Graeme hits the exact sweet spot between "haha what an uggo!" and "aww man, poor kid, his life must be rough".

Peppers has Graeme beat, but again - he wasn't really a cow, because he didn't really interact with anyone online, and irrc was dead by the time people figured out who he was. Peppers was just a meme and an early internet horror story.

And Russ, he's most ugly when he tries to speak; when you see a still photo of him, it's sometimes possible to view him as being almost-nearly human. Also, like Tsim, I think Russ is the kind of guy that people WANT to feel sorry for - initially. The moment you see Russ interact and learn what he's about, hating him is as natural and effortless as breathing. But that first glimpse of Russhole's vacant eyes and droolymouth inspires pity, not that warm, irrepressible "lol wtf is this for real?" feeling that you get from Graeme.
 
The fact that Graeme responds so ineptly to the few people who take his bait just further reinforces my belief in God. Imagine if he had any cunning or persuasive abilities whatsoever.
Someone has responded to Graeme's spam! What will his response be? Spin the wheel and find out!
Possible results: Aaaa, Awww, I'm doing ok just watching some YouTube videos at the moment, Cool
 
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Thunk.

He also reposted the "fuck off my channel" rant, and reposted this one:
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By sheer coincidence, he said he was lonely immediately after posting this:
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In case you don't speak Autistic Pervert, that's human Rarity (the My Little Pony horse) giving birth to a daughter, then prepping her for Graeme presumably.

No clue why he's still single. Maybe he just needs to Tweet more porn, up his chances of getting spotted by a Boyfriend Free (little) Girl?
 
By sheer coincidence, he said he was lonely immediately after posting this:
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In case you don't speak Autistic Pervert, that's human Rarity (the My Little Pony horse) giving birth to a daughter, then prepping her for Graeme presumably.

No clue why he's still single. Maybe he just needs to Tweet more porn, up his chances of getting spotted by a Boyfriend Free (little) Girl?

"I don't watch cartoon porn, I only watch regular porn, so I do."
 
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