DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So apparently Phil said "some dumbfuck troll" packaged a "montage" of clips of Phil and sent it to Twitch, Streamlabs, Teespring, etc. with the suggestion that Phil was operating as a hateful person. Massive X
What am I missing about his cope here? Trolls sent in a compilation of him saying racist/hateful things so he got removed from these programs for saying racist/hateful things...

Obviously these clips exist so why exactly does phil get to say they don't matter and shouldn't be used against him?
 
You'd think someone who has a career in the public eye would be a lot more practiced in not saying things that might damage their career. It's really obvious that the out of context, 'funny' things he says on stream, are part of his normal speech. He should go to DLive or something, it would be way better (and he'd be happier) to see him embrace his boring middle of the road racism than continue this badly disguised positive and inclusive gamer schtick.
 
This is perhaps the greatest thing about Phil as a streamer/lolcow: his entire life is fake, his personality is a facade, a lie. He still wants to act like he did on blip TV and make Howard stern jokes. But he can’t. When he said “it’s so gayyyyy…it’s so bad!” During crash bandicoot racing, when he said “I want to watch some faggot insult some homo, I watch it on YouTube!” When he replied to someone who asked for him to use gender neutral language “fine, I’ll call everyone it”, when he called himself the king of hate and was according to himself an equal opportunity offender, that’s the real Phil. And now he’s stuck with the bleeding SJW’s of twitch and people he wants to sponsor him, and he has to tear that all down. Like a secret agent, Phil has to pretend to be a different person for the rest of his life. And it’s all his fault, because he picked his “career” as a streamer for the easy money after he lost his job.
The thing that doesn't work about any attempt he makes at washing away any stain on his rep is that his awful personality stays the same. He can change his name to just "Phil B. Games", he can bite back using the n-word, he can turn to being all puritan instead of perverted, but he remains a lying, lazy, selfish, greedy asshole who makes disgusting noises directly into the microphone on purpose, offers up horrible gameplay, and can't stop talking about fecal matter.

And even if you chip all that away from his on-camera behavior, get him to play nice and fake his way into appearing a changed man, he won't actually be, and it will escape at some point. For the same reason none of that will likely happen to begin with: he hates people too much to change for them. Even if it means holding onto his livelihood, that'll piss him off because he hated you to begin with, and now he REALLY hates you for impeding his cushy and stupid lifestyle.

That's why I don't think he'll save himself. It's too easy for him, in his situation, to blame other people should he wind up making half his current income one day, and once that anger takes hold, it's all over. No chance of him getting over it for his own sake. He'll resent way too much that he's being forced by other people to change for the better.
 
What am I missing about his cope here? Trolls sent in a compilation of him saying racist/hateful things so he got removed from these programs for saying racist/hateful things...

Obviously these clips exist so why exactly does phil get to say they don't matter and shouldn't be used against him?
He's claiming the clips are all early dsp and therefore don't count, he's "changed"
 
DSP has been killing it lately on tips and getting more likes than dislikes detractors are losing
Imagine simping for a 40 year old man on the internet.

Really though as long as dsp is booting up streams every day and acting like dsp, detractors are winning. The only ones losing are people spending any money on this whole dsp shitshow. Its free entertainment, why are retards from either side paying for it?
 
In typical Pigroach fashion he takes no accountability for his clowning and retardation "back then". He's "changed" despite the fact that the only thing he's changed ever is the stupid vest, glasses and hat crap. He still makes those dumb jokes. "Most Prolific" content creator what a joke.

He doesn't even know what "strawman argument" is and kept using that. :story: What a moron.
 
The thing that doesn't work about any attempt he makes at washing away any stain on his rep is that his awful personality stays the same. He can change his name to just "Phil B. Games", he can bite back using the n-word, he can turn to being all puritan instead of perverted, but he remains a lying, lazy, selfish, greedy asshole who makes disgusting noises directly into the microphone on purpose, offers up horrible gameplay, and can't stop talking about fecal matter.

Some of the most awful backbiting sadistic people I know are the wokeist. Its kinda like the tales about the stereotypical religious hypocrites. So its not like the people he's trying to suck up to care it is all about the facade for them. But the thing is he is still beneath their notice now like he always was.
 
DSP has been killing it lately on tips and getting more likes than dislikes detractors are losing
Don't forget memberships. I mean, he sometimes loses like 20, 30 members in a day, but it's just natural growth, ask any content creator out there*.

*if you really ask someone about this and they say it's wrong just call them liars and run away, okay? Love you.
 
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This is perhaps the greatest thing about Phil as a streamer/lolcow: his entire life is fake, his personality is a facade, a lie. He still wants to act like he did on blip TV and make Howard stern jokes. But he can’t. When he said “it’s so gayyyyy…it’s so bad!” During crash bandicoot racing, when he said “I want to watch some faggot insult some homo, I watch it on YouTube!” When he replied to someone who asked for him to use gender neutral language “fine, I’ll call everyone it”, when he called himself the king of hate and was according to himself an equal opportunity offender, that’s the real Phil. And now he’s stuck with the bleeding SJW’s of twitch and people he wants to sponsor him, and he has to tear that all down. Like a secret agent, Phil has to pretend to be a different person for the rest of his life. And it’s all his fault, because he picked his “career” as a streamer for the easy money after he lost his job.
That's everyone making a living online now, tbh. It's why Lindsay Ellis recently quit even though she can't fully admit it, she got tired of faking outrage and doing cancel culture bullshit.

Phil is simply saying and doing whatever to keep making money online. He's just more pathetic and shameless about it than anyone else.
 
Man Dave must be delusional as fuck if he thinks dropping a dumbass title will get him the sponsorships he "deserves". That won't do shit at all, you can paint shit gold but it is still shit. This man has no idea how marketing or advertising works yet he has a business degree, albeit it's a fiance degree so he probably has as much marketing skills as a high school kid in microeconomics class. Anyway he wasn't really using his moniker for ages so it wouldnt make much of a difference. If he thinks this will make his content, personality, and personal life better then I have a rusted ass bridge to sell to you Phil.
 
So apparently Phil said "some dumbfuck troll" packaged a "montage" of clips of Phil and sent it to Twitch, Streamlabs, Teespring, etc. with the suggestion that Phil was operating as a hateful person. Massive X
When he was on the topic during prestream:
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He's opening with the premise that he did nothing wrong to begin with, so he has already deluded himself deep enough at this point without considering the actual reasons for his punishment.

Luckily for him, he's the only one that can speak in his corner of the Internet, no one can challenge what he says because they'll get banned or ignored. There cannot be a 2 way conversation with DSP since he'd get destroyed, he can only hope that people will take his word for it and without objections.

This just shows how weak he is.
 
Man Dave must be delusional as fuck if he thinks dropping a dumbass title will get him the sponsorships he "deserves". That won't do shit at all, you can paint shit gold but it is still shit. This man has no idea how marketing or advertising works yet he has a business degree, albeit it's a fiance degree so he probably has as much marketing skills as a high school kid in microeconomics class. Anyway he wasn't really using his moniker for ages so it wouldnt make much of a difference. If he thinks this will make his content, personality, and personal life better then I have a rusted ass bridge to sell to you Phil.
Or just desperate (and pathetically lazy). It's either this or change his entire state of being. Even if he knew about marketing it still wouldn't help, he's bottom of the barrel that only other lolcows interact with. He knows it won't work but it allows him to say "I'm doing something, now people can't say I haven't tried.".
 
I can't wait for Raid Shadow Legends DSP.
Since he's trying to be a family friendly streamer now, I think he should stop cursing so much. Can't wait to see Phil yelling "What the Frick!", "Shoot!", "Oh gosh!", "Fudge!", etc.

"Hi my dear friends! This fudging tips goal NEEDS to be met NOW. I don't give a flying FRICK if you don't have the gosh darn money. I need it NOW, friends."
 
DSP has been killing it lately on tips and getting more likes than dislikes detractors are losing
And all that money will be gone by the end of the day, spent on Champions and Doordash. He's still the arse of the internet, stuck with an addiction to gacha that he can't admit to and has no life outside of streaming to his hate army of dentheads and wheelchairs. Not to mention that the only losers in all this are said wheelchairs who spend money on him, thinking they help him when all it does is fuel his addiction. He might be getting all this money but in the end, he still won't have any savings to retire on and will be streaming to his audience of mental children until the day he dies.
we haven't been getting any entertainment though cause he been hitting the tips goal we only get entertainment when his pockets is affected dumb ass
And what of the prestreams in the middle of this "streak" of hitting the tips goal? His repeated meltdowns over his removal from twitch partnership? I guess those don't exist and he isn't percieved as lesser than Wings.

Besides, there's just as much fun to be had laughing at how pathetic his whales are and what pornstars Derich is tweeting at in the meantime.
 
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