DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[King Daddy Telomerase]

So real tawk, what is prompting this lazy half assed attempt at rebranding himself into LightsideDave? I thought Dave seemed pretty comfortable just coasting with his current audience till he dies from a massive heart attack and/or stroke in the next five years.

Since he's not actually gonna change anything about himself and just insist that he has, he's basically just doing the equivalent of moving the living room furniture around a bit and insisting everything is different now.

Phil is trying to go back to Twitch, and is rightfully scared that when Youtube eventually kicks him out, he's fucked.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

At this point, I'm convinced that Dave finally watched Brittany's video on him and tries to implement her suggestions to better his streams/brand.

Edit: The video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVN6j4e8vY

 

[snort inquisition]

So real tawk, what is prompting this lazy half assed attempt at rebranding himself into LightsideDave? I thought Dave seemed pretty comfortable just coasting with his current audience till he dies from a massive heart attack and/or stroke in the next five years.

Since he's not actually gonna change anything about himself and just insist that he has, he's basically just doing the equivalent of moving the living room furniture around a bit and insisting everything is different now.

because he's a fucking retard and he legitimately somehow believes that people are going to forget who he is and he';ll suddenly be a popular youtube "content creator" again

 

[Ortsnay]

The funniest thing about Philbert's whole rant is he actually believes this "rebranding" will help his channel grow.

If UaineRunei is right(he clearly is), it's even more hilarious because DSP thinks this will cause twitch and others to forgive him and forget everything he's done in the past

Well bad news Philbert this won't change shit because you're entire "legacy" is being a toxic piece of human waste, that and everyone but your dent-headed piglets know full well you won't change.

At this point, I'm convinced that Dave finally watched Brittany's video on him and tries to implement her suggestions to better his streams/brand.

Edit: The video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVN6j4e8vY

What the fuck is that? Fuck this person. Nothing can help Pigler at this point.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I’m sure Superblindman appreciated Phil’s burp to the mic right after tipping him.

 

[Sup3r]

The funniest thing about Philbert's whole rant is he actually believes this "rebranding" will help his channel grow.

If UaineRunei is right(he clearly is), it's even more hilarious because DSP thinks this will cause twitch and others to forgive him and forget everything he's done in the past

Well bad news Philbert this won't change shit because you're entire "legacy" is being a toxic piece of human waste, that and everyone but your dent-headed piglets know full well you won't change.

This rebranding is ignoring the key problem he has. He's trying to get rid of "the king of hate" but everyone knows DSP and that DSP is a toxic manlet who's just jealous of PDP, Doc disrespect and Ninja. He won't shake his rep without leaving behind his "legacy" and starting anew. He'll never get a second chance as long as he remains Phillip "Darksydephil" Burnell.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

So apparently Phil said "some dumbfuck troll" packaged a "montage" of clips of Phil and sent it to Twitch, Streamlabs, Teespring, etc. with the suggestion that Phil was operating as a hateful person. Massive X

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

At this point, I'm convinced that Dave finally watched Brittany's video on him and tries to implement her suggestions to better his streams/brand.

Edit: The video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVN6j4e8vY

I was thinking that too, but I just can't believe it because I would assume watching Brittany would make Phil gnaw his fingers off and he's still using a controller.

 

[Lolidaki]

At this point, I'm convinced that Dave finally watched Brittany's video on him and tries to implement her suggestions to better his streams/brand.

Edit: The video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVN6j4e8vY

if he's actually taking this chick's advice this could lead to literal gold as he fails to make said changes, the writers have plans for the 2022 season after all.
EDIT: of course, none of this is Karen's fault still and he claims "repeated use of hateful slurs" only refers to the nazi joke cause he's fucking delusional.

 

[grump]

So real tawk, what is prompting this lazy half assed attempt at rebranding himself into LightsideDave? I thought Dave seemed pretty comfortable just coasting with his current audience till he dies from a massive heart attack and/or stroke in the next five years.

Since he's not actually gonna change anything about himself and just insist that he has, he's basically just doing the equivalent of moving the living room furniture around a bit and insisting everything is different now.

A lot of things that don't make sense with phil at first suddenly do when you remember the First Rule of phil that overrides everything else.

When Phil has a choice he will generally pick the shittiest most annoying one regardless of his other preferences. Not being an SJW was one of the few positive things that came out of phil's fence sitting boorish hermitism. So naturally he is now going to become one even though he'll have to exert an unusual amount of effort into it. Likewise he will eventually do the shitty thing of trying to have a kid even though everything about his lifestyle and preferences seem to contradict this move simply because it is the most annoying choice he could make.

 

[ParksydeDhil]

Dunno, he's cleared like 150 in tips consecutively now. Maybe his pignosis is getting stronger or the rebranding thing is working

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

At this point, I'm convinced that Dave finally watched Brittany's video on him and tries to implement her suggestions to better his streams/brand.

Edit: The video in question:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXVN6j4e8vY

I really think Phil did. He's adapted quite a few things Brittany said here. The easy ones like enabling comments, liking posts, dropping King of Hate... the ones he doesn't want to do or takes any effort, fuck that.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

One thing that really stuck out to me during Phil's mega retcon today is the fact that he states he has evidence FROM Twitch that one of the—if not chief—deciding factors was his 2010 Nazi video from Dead Space 2 when they reached the decision to remove him from the partnership program. This is, from a legal standpoint, pretty much impossible.

Not to mention:

1) They had a solid case against him for violating the 24 hour exclusivity rules for YEARS, against which he had no possible recourse.

2) Phil has already claimed before that it was "hateful slurs", and now he says this.

3) He never showed the email he got from Twitch the day he lost his partnership.

4) Any time Phil gets busted these days, this is exactly the kind of blame-game he plays. It's always some old shit of his that gets drudged up and used against him, he never admits to any ammo that's recent. Did the same thing with Teespring, he blamed old racist compilation videos.

This is why I made my observation about it now being a thing for Phil to cycle through the same era over and over again. He's never going to change, but he needs to pretend otherwise, so look forward to going through this again in five to ten years when he once again makes a new claim that the Phil we know today, which will be his past, is behind him.

Phil is trying to go back to Twitch, and is rightfully scared that when Youtube eventually kicks him out, he's fucked.

How likely is that, though? Really? LTG manages to stay, and he got himself basically excommunicated from the FGC for insulting a transperson. And besides that, though we can put no stock in what Phil claims to be the reason, the de-partnering IS legit, and there WAS a reason. Even Phil must feel safer on YT than on Twitch now, especially after he got away with saying the n-word. Doesn't make any sense to me to prefer Twitch when they kicked him WITHOUT an n-word slip.

Not to mention they took his money away instead of outright banning him. That feels like some... intent. Like they didn't necessarily want to be rid of him, they wanted to slap him hard in the face. Because they did exactly that. The only two ways to move Phil are by his ego and his wallet, and they picked the more sensitive one.

Either way, Phil has reason to pull this shit independent of any desire to get back in Twitch's good graces, and is an idiot for thinking it'll work no matter who he's trying to fool, when he just recently had the "Phils-a-nigger" incident and called everyone an idiot for having the audacity to acknowledge he said it even though he was on fucking camera. He is damn exceptional if he just got done claiming some old shit of his got used against him and isn't thinking that will happen with his recent n-word slip the next time he's eligible to re-apply for Twitch partnership. Like how in the unholy fuck do you not connect those dots?

Gin is a hell of a drug...

 

[actually]

Dunno, he's cleared like 150 in tips consecutively now. Maybe his pignosis is getting stronger or the rebranding thing is working

It's the start of the month. People just got paid. It always goes like this. In a week or so, he'll be sending out beg tweets again.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Dunno, he's cleared like 150 in tips consecutively now. Maybe his pignosis is getting stronger or the rebranding thing is working

Its the first day after the holidays and he's got them convinced he's turned a new leaf. That's Holiday Money, XMas Bonuses, and government retard checks.

He would have broken 150 today no matter what.

 

[grump]

Dunno, he's cleared like 150 in tips consecutively now. Maybe his pignosis is getting stronger or the rebranding thing is working

nope his paypigs simply don't care. He could walk in as a transgender or in a fullblown SS uniform (if he could someone avoid the bans) and the money would flow the same.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He has an announcement lads! But he is keeping it for later

Dont tease us Phil, just tell us how we can give you more money for doing less please

Oh no........drama on the non drama channel! shocking...........................................................................again.

✂️ Not a clown

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Phil is real btw guys,he is not one of those clowns that over reacts for views or dresses up like an immachoor kid.

I don't know how to make it so you can watch it from here,unfortunately you have to click the link but it shows Phil going clown mode + jowls movement.

lol. what a fag. Also, not a childrens entertainer.

"I have stopped being so angry."

Burger King and Twitch would argue otherwise.

He just said people who sent all the hatefull shit he's said and done on stream to twitch ect ''have it in for him''

Any idea why that is Phil?

This fkn guy

Gonna need receipts on that Phail. Also, I see he's phailing to address violating the 24 exclusivity part of his contract again.

Does Phil seriously not realize the frequency of the following words he uses as example DUMB STUPID, MORONIC, ASSHOLE, PIECE OF SHIT accentuated with the word Fucking and the plethora of negative talk he does, still makes it hateful slurs towards everyone and everything.

This is why I was wondering if he dared set his videos as appropriate for kids. I'm betting he does and a parent ain't gonna be happy if their kid clicks a video while he's ranting and hating everything and everybody.

So real tawk, what is prompting this lazy half assed attempt at rebranding himself into LightsideDave? I thought Dave seemed pretty comfortable just coasting with his current audience till he dies from a massive heart attack and/or stroke in the next five years.

Since he's not actually gonna change anything about himself and just insist that he has, he's basically just doing the equivalent of moving the living room furniture around a bit and insisting everything is different now.

It's the literal 'lipstick on a pig'.

So apparently Phil said "some dumbfuck troll" packaged a "montage" of clips of Phil and sent it to Twitch, Streamlabs, Teespring, etc. with the suggestion that Phil was operating as a hateful person. Massive X

His own channel hosts the 'montage' that any of them could watch at any time. The only gamble he's taking is hoping they don't click the wrong one.

 

[Full Race Replay]

but phil is actually winning. hes also noticeably growing his channel.

Phil got removed from the twitch partner program

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

"The first 27 years of my life was just an intro."

 

[Full Race Replay]

This is perhaps the greatest thing about Phil as a streamer/lolcow: his entire life is fake, his personality is a facade, a lie. He still wants to act like he did on blip TV and make Howard stern jokes. But he can’t. When he said “it’s so gayyyyy…it’s so bad!” During crash bandicoot racing, when he said “I want to watch some faggot insult some homo, I watch it on YouTube!” When he replied to someone who asked for him to use gender neutral language “fine, I’ll call everyone it”, when he called himself the king of hate and was according to himself an equal opportunity offender, that’s the real Phil. And now he’s stuck with the bleeding SJW’s of twitch and people he wants to sponsor him, and he has to tear that all down. Like a secret agent, Phil has to pretend to be a different person for the rest of his life. And it’s all his fault, because he picked his “career” as a streamer for the easy money after he lost his job.