DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TheGoutburglar]

Hopefully something crazy or unexpected happens to break the cycle this year.

I'm rooting for an on-stream heart attack, myself.

 

[DeeTracktor]

He has an announcement lads! But he is keeping it for later

Dont tease us Phil, just tell us how we can give you more money for doing less please

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

He has an announcement lads! But he is keeping it for later

Dont tease us Phil, just tell us how we can give you more money for doing less please

He's going to wobble on stream and go over Anonymouse's NSFW Twitter where he posts pictures of himself in nothing but a full diaper, and interacts with Zoophiles. We will see and hear Philip genuinely laugh for the first time in ages. Afterwards, he will announce "I knew he was troubled when he worked for me for three years FOR FREE..." and "...the detractors think they're so much better, but they wear diapers and shit themselves for attention".

Spoiler

 

[UaineRunei]

He's going to wobble on stream and go over Anonymouse's NSFW Twitter where he posts pictures of himself in nothing but a full diaper, and interacts with Zoophiles. We will see and hear Philip genuinely laugh for the first time in ages. Afterwards, he will announce "I knew he was troubled when he worked for me for three years for free..." and "...the detractors think they're so much better, but they wear diapers and shit themselves for attention".

Please, do NOT click the link. I don't know what's in there, but the last time I clicked something regarding Anony, I deeply regretted it.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

✂️ Not a clown

16 seconds · Clipped by Tatu Carreta · Original video "Jan 3 Major Stream -" by Raw DSP Archive

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Phil is real btw guys,he is not one of those clowns that over reacts for views or dresses up like an immachoor kid.

I don't know how to make it so you can watch it from here,unfortunately you have to click the link but it shows Phil going clown mode + jowls movement.

 

[Hogan of the South]

Man he is bathing in all that Copium.

“I didn’t realize I clicked easy”
Sure thing dude.

“Hard mode was easy too dur dur “
Followed by Asian voice. Wow. Just wow.

Also holy shit that throat clear was nasty

 

[Lord_Point]

✂️ Not a clown

16 seconds · Clipped by Tatu Carreta · Original video "Jan 3 Major Stream -" by Raw DSP Archive

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Phil is real btw guys,he is not one of those clowns that over reacts for views or dresses up like an immachoor kid.

I don't know how to make it so you can watch it from here,unfortunately you have to click the link but it shows Phil going clown mode + jowls movement.

He always turns his head to the side when he does this little clown mode bit. Do you think hes embarrassed of his gross droopy jowls from head on?

 

[Wasabi Panda]

So Unarmed combat in this new game phil is teaching everyone about, and such a small game no one has ever played and was barely released so unknown there's no mods at all for it, SKYRIM is boring and isn't fun at all...

MEANWHILE...



Semi-related I saw Doc playing a new BR, I wanted to see what the hubbub was about, there's russian youtube thots with better cleaner layouts then PP. So I dug a bit deeper, and looked up skyrim since he was streaming this today. There's 3 people streaming with a grand total of like maybe 15 people between them all watching.

none of them begging, they had goals but auto filling bars and 2 of them had commentary about skyrim talking about mods and the creation kit. they all had much better set ups and overlays that didn't look like it should have bandicam on the top.

christ pp, you are just bad at everything.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's going to wobble on stream and go over Anonymouse's NSFW Twitter where he posts pictures of himself in nothing but a full diaper, and interacts with Zoophiles. We will see and hear Philip genuinely laugh for the first time in ages. Afterwards, he will announce "I knew he was troubled when he worked for me for three years for free..." and "...the detractors think they're so much better, but they wear diapers and shit themselves for attention".

In all seriousness, I'm sure Phil would refuse to go there, out of fear of this hitting too close to home for the other tards. There's a reason he makes sure to frame his berating of them in such a way that they're meant to feel like they did something wrong, but he doesn't go so far as to say shit like "I'm so sick of being stuck with you handicapped assholes!"

The day he goes that far is the day he actually loses people for real.

Man he is bathing in all that Copium.

“I didn’t realize I clicked eas”
Sure thing dude.

“Hard mode was easy too dur dur “
Followed by Asian voice. Wow. Just wow.

Also holy shit that throat clear was nasty

Wait, he brought that up? Fucking why... lol

 

[Lord_Point]

In all seriousness, I'm sure Phil would refuse to go there, out of fear of this hitting too close to home for the other tards. There's a reason he makes sure to frame his berating of them in such a way that they're meant to feel like they did something wrong, but he doesn't go so far as to say shit like "I'm so sick of being stuck with you handicapped assholes!"

The day he goes that far is the day he actually loses people for real.

Wait, he brought that up? Fucking why... lol

Because DSP is an alpha male gamer, there is no difference between easy and hard for him so actually it didn't matter at all. Checkmate detractors.

 

[Ruffian_Forever]

maybe its a side effect of the holidays with kids being off school etc.

but phil is actually winning. hes also noticeably growing his channel.

its crazy... he is also managing to hide all the negativity surrounding him.


its hard to believe, but phil is going to probably bounce back big time this year. i dont how he finds them, but the whales really love him. how does he have so many fans now?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Because DSP is an alpha male gamer, there is no difference between easy and hard for him so actually it didn't matter at all. Checkmate detractors.

He hasn't been paying attention if he thought that "winning" that one mattered at all. Which he didn't anyway, he lost the second he decided to be on auto-pilot every time he streams. That's why that happened, clearly.

Lie better, Phail.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

He's going to wobble on stream and go over Anonymouse's NSFW Twitter where he posts pictures of himself in nothing but a full diaper, and interacts with Zoophiles. We will see and hear Philip genuinely laugh for the first time in ages. Afterwards, he will announce "I knew he was troubled when he worked for me for three years FOR FREE..." and "...the detractors think they're so much better, but they wear diapers and shit themselves for attention".

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Fuck you.
No really FUCK YOU.

I'll be sending you my therapy bills.

 

[Balr0g]

Who ever doubted Phil was delusional just listen to this "I was a paragon of gaming" Holy fuck

 

[DeeTracktor]

Phil is talking about listening to feedback after everyone has already stopped watching him

 

[Lord_Point]

Fuck you.
No really FUCK YOU.

I'll be sending you my therapy bills.

Dont mind me, just posting to get us to roll over to the next page.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

I don't have it in me to actually sit through and watch a pod-a-cast without being like "this is such shit" and turning it off but I'm legit curious how many times he eye fucks himself in obs to his left (down left is chat) while talking about himself.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

maybe its a side effect of the holidays with kids being off school etc.

but phil is actually winning. hes also noticeably growing his channel.

its crazy... he is also managing to hide all the negativity surrounding him.


its hard to believe, but phil is going to probably bounce back big time this year. i dont how he finds them, but the whales really love him. how does he have so many fans now?

Sorry to hear about all your food delivery problems from the snow recently.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

What are we? 5 unrelated tangents into his big annoucement?

 

[DeeTracktor]

This is just a ''Ive changed, give me money'' cope session isnt it