01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95

[Sam Losco]

lolololol

It was a shit plan anyway. Red eye flight from Vegas departing at 11:30PM Pacific time. Landing in VA, he has to add an extra two hours back in just for time zone changes. Then he was going to drive back to Richmond and immediately start a 24 hour stream with 3 debates. There is no fucking way it was going to work for shit anyway.

Absolutely amazing that he wasn't checking the weather given it's fucking middle of winter too. This couldn't have happened to a more perfect asshole.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Is fat boy home yet? My power crapped out around page one. Luckily I noticed a couple days ago that there was a Winter Storm Warning and planned accordingly.
Also Ralph flies via DC instead of RIC because CHEAP. Till you add in fuel and parking and DC traffic.

 

[not william stenchever]

Me and some Aylawgs built a real life replica of the weather control machine from command & conquer 2. Planned out and executed in a private Discord server, this snowstorm was a classic Kiwi Farms gayop.

Now do the Chronosphere

 

[Mr. Manchester]

As requested in chat

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Is fat boy home yet? My power crapped out around page one. Luckily I noticed a couple days ago that there was a Winter Storm Warning and planned accordingly.
Also Ralph flies via DC instead of RIC because CHEAP. Till you add in fuel and parking and DC traffic.

It’s almost as if Ralph WANTED to fail with his marathon Free da Gunt stream.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

Quick shit video

 

[Delicious Diversity]

Please help find our missing pet:

If anyone has information or a sighting we would really appreciate it.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Is fat boy home yet?

Lol, nope

I'm checking the replies to Meigh's update tweet. It's pretty funny, a mix of trolls and genuinely concerned paypigs. I think the Gunt would want to reassure his supporters that he made it home in one piece and thank them for keeping him in their thoughts.

Spoiler: Some of the funny replies

which one of you did this lol

lol

For me, this is one of the funniest things that's happened to Ralph in a while.

Edit: it looks like he hit the backroads just as 95 started to clear up and now he's probably stranded in an unplowed rural area, what a massive retard lol. Totally felted.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

This is May the horse bride.

Ralph is stuck in some pretty terrible snow drinking his emergency Maker’s Mark bottles. Please pray for his safety as a Christian while he masturbates to what little porn he has on his phone

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

lol please say he took a backroad. that's too funny

 

[Keranu]

lolololol

It was a shit plan anyway. Red eye flight from Vegas departing at 11:30PM Pacific time. Landing in VA, he has to add an extra two hours back in just for time zone changes. Then he was going to drive back to Richmond and immediately start a 24 hour stream with 3 debates. There is no fucking way it was going to work for shit anyway.

Absolutely amazing that he wasn't checking the weather given it's fucking middle of winter too. This couldn't have happened to a more perfect asshole.

That reminds me, didn't he just announce that the Destiny vs Mark Collett debate would be happening during the marathon?

Lmao please tell me so. His big dream debate flops again hahaha. It's OK Ralph, Destiny would have showed you up again anyways.

And now he's gonna be back in jail anyways so that debate will never happen.

Some other stream should host the debate instead just to rub it in Ralph's gunt while he's struggling to hold a bar of soap in jail.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Hmmm one might think this situation could have been completely avoided if Ralph didn't insist on going to Vegas every fucking month. Such a professional, sets up a huge 24 hour stream for his legal fees and fucks it up because he's obsessed with gambling and eating $200 steaks. What a loser.

 

[Hüftpriester]

 

[not william stenchever]

absolutely felted both in Vegas and on I-95

 

[Sheryl Nome]

This dumbfuck really went on an unplowed country road rather than just endure the traffic jam. No wonder he lost signal, now he'll be sleeping in the car in bumfuck virginia

What a dumbass

 

[ClipBitch]

If Flamenco hosts the debate there will be enough salt to clear the roads and help Ralph get home.

 

[Null]

If he gets snowed in again he can miss his trial and he doesn't have an excuse because he left state to party right before his court date. Oh man.

 

[Blancmange]

Ralph just fake that your having a heart attack and you will be airlifted to safety. The legend can't end like this, we need the next jail saga to proceed as planned!

 

[MeltyTW]

. Luckily I noticed a couple days ago that there was a Winter Storm Warning and planned accordingly.

you planned better for alogging from home than ralph did his final debate before jailtime that he blew off his "pregnant fiance" for lol

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lol you still have jail fatass. he was riding so high because dax got tired of ralph hitting him up lol.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

After Caroline County rescue squad cuts him out of Meigh’s car, half-dead from sharting himself into dehydration.