01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95

[Retrodogkiller]

This year is off to a great start for Ralph. Dare I ask how it could get any worse aside from the inevitability of jailtime?

Having to marry may at gun point and paying faith child support. His two worst fears, commitment and giving money to someone else.

 

[Jump]

Look at the absolute condition of that road he drove Meigh's shitbox car down . Gunt is no different then the rest of the nigger cattle who blindly follow their smartphone's directions in to death.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

that tractor is definitely tied off to his car. That farmer is literally carrying the gunt lol

YOU'RE GONNA CARRY DAT GUNT

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

Would be pretty funny if that farmer turned out to be a psychotic serial killer and ended up locking Ralph in his basement (letting him keep his phone and livestream the Saw like moments to follow)

Least psychotic Ralph enthusiast

 

[3-2-1836]

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I-95 South is a parking lot means he got off the Guntry Roads and is heading NORTH back towards D.C. to find a hotel for the night. What a disaster ladies and guntlemen.

If he's smart he'd take Amtrak back if the snow doesn't clear up since trains don't give a fuck about any snow.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

What're the odds that the courts send some a-logs officers to collect him?

 

[PhoBingas]

be it in rain or shine, 10 miles away or 10 thousand, gator will always be there to sweep the path for his mensch ethan ralph
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The piss hasn't soaked through his ski pants. He must have just gotten dressed.

 

[Gold Train]

Maybe it just comes with growing up where it's always cold but I don't understand how this sort of shit happens. I know Ralph is a dumbass but like just plan your route ahead carefully or don't drive if you don't know what you're doing. Simple. Driving on an unplowed road is the epitome of retarded winter driving if you aren't in some jacked up 4runner or something.

 

[Sammich]

Oh man, I actually forgot about the trial. Assuming he missed it, what is the typical consequence for missing the date? I know missing a trial is a no-no, but is it one of those case-by-case deals or an automatic legal cactus up the ass? I honestly have no idea how the courts ration leniency on this kind of matter.

Chances are he will get a continuance, was a massive snow storm. I'd say he's talked to his lawyer already and they will play up the blizzard.

 

[Beavis]

Null you forgot to mention he was rescued by a nigger farmer.

 

[Arminius]

It's a trial. I cannot imagine they'll understand his situation considering he flew out to vegas to party it up before jail time the same week his trial was.

I imagine he'll call it a work trip and if he has a decent lawyer he has a chance of getting it vacated/excused according to this.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

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I-95 South is a parking lot means he got off the Guntry Roads and is heading NORTH back towards D.C. to find a hotel for the night. What a disaster ladies and guntlemen.

There are days where I think that Ralph's life is literally The Truman Show with people voting to see what fucked up thing he'll do next, and weens trying to goad him into doing it... and then I realize, no, he's not Chris chan, he really does do it all to himself.... and somehow that just makes it funnier.

There really does need to be a betting pool for the Guntdict, though.

 

[Jump]

Maybe it just comes with growing up where it's always cold but I don't understand how this sort of shit happens. I know Ralph is a dumbass but like just plan your route ahead carefully or don't drive if you don't know what you're doing. Simple. Driving on an unplowed road is the epitome of retarded winter driving if you aren't in some jacked up 4runner or something.

Even if you did have a 4x4 going down a road that looks like this when you have no idea where is goes is dumb as hell. I think its a safe bet gunt had no winter clothes or basic shit like blankets/water in the car. If that engine died he would have died.

 

[Golden Boy]

100 years ago he'd have starved to death and the world would be better

 

[Spaghetti Policy]

This is just a foreshadow of what is to come with his court case. An omen.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

He tried going through a back road, that was unplowed? Off I-95? During a nationwide fucking snowstorm?

I wish I could go back in time, to the early days of GG, when I was in chat rooms with him, and post all his tweets at him and mock his fat ass.

And having to be towed by a fucking tractor is just... mwah, icing on the fucking cake.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Look at the absolute condition of that road he drove Meigh's shitbox car down . Gunt is no different then the rest of the nigger cattle who blindly follow their smartphone's directions in to death.
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A bit of autism, but Gunt was on the i-95 in Virginia, not Nevada

He's still a retard though

 

[Sam Losco]

Chances are he will get a continuance, was a massive snow storm. I'd say he's talked to his lawyer already and they will play up the blizzard.

He has tomorrow to get home still. Trial is on the 5th I believe.

 

[3-2-1836]

It's a trial. I cannot imagine they'll understand his situation considering he flew out to vegas to party it up before jail time the same week his trial was.

All the snow should be melted off the road by Wednesday so the court will definitely be unsympathetic.

 

[MadStan]

That Plow video is priceless. He's like a retarded version of George Costanza. I'm almost prepared to offer money to an inmate to have a cell phone in the clink so we don't miss whatever he fucks up commits when the goes to jail cause we know he's going to land in hot water.