Samantha Violet Bushart and the Sammieverse - Fat, Illiterate Perpetual Pregnancy Faker and the Various Trash and Tards Surrounding Her

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Dalton finally made a post yesterday but still no Kim. Just about a job interview. I cant see anyone hiring him except something really basic. Hearing him talk just once you know something is up. But I don't understand why he cant take himself they have a vehicle. How does he expect to get to work daily?
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There are a few Amazon warehouses out Galloway that pay well and hire people like Dalton. My roommate gets called out there for his job all the time, and basically every employee on the night crew is a crackhead or a retard. If that isn't where he's interviewing, he should think about it lol.
 
There are a few Amazon warehouses out Galloway that pay well and hire people like Dalton. My roommate gets called out there for his job all the time, and basically every employee on the night crew is a crackhead or a retard. If that isn't where he's interviewing, he should think about it lol.
Christ, he’s a crackhead AND a retard. He’ll have that job in the bag if he applies.
 
There are a few Amazon warehouses out Galloway that pay well and hire people like Dalton. My roommate gets called out there for his job all the time, and basically every employee on the night crew is a crackhead or a retard. If that isn't where he's interviewing, he should think about it lol.
Amazon used to be notorious for not hiring felons to work in their warehouses. Unless things have changed, Dalton is probably interviewing to be a janitor — which is an honest way to make a living, no shame. I just can’t think of anything he’s qualified to do (that he could get paid for; tweaking on meth for 72 hours straight isn’t a résumé highlight, even in Arkansas).
 
what makes any of you queers think she has any plans for how this cameron thing will end? why are you thinking she'll stage some dramatic fake funeral? i doubt baby cameron will even get a miscarriage announcement on facebook. she's just going to forget about the thing as soon as she gets tired of it, and/or when she breaks it off with this alien looking motherfucker for good and finds a new husbint. she talked about genethis printhas when she was 'born' for like a day and how she was in the hospital or with her baby daddy or something and couldn't post pictures. but now, i'm sure if you'd ask her how printhas is doing, she won't know what you're talking about.
that's what i like about sammie. she only lives in the moment. she's like a dog, or a small child playing house (albeit the weirdest and most fucked up game of house ever). she has no plans for the future and seemingly doesn't remember anything she did in the past, considering she makes up fake memories of dead black friends and being married for years and having 12 kids together with whatever NOTW whose couch she's crashing on. she's obviously crazy and retarded, but what percentage of crazy to retarded she is will always elude me.

I mean, I was just kidding about the baby funeral, calm down
 
That is one of those images that are permanently burnt into my memory…lol that chicks shoes and pants really added to the entire thing.
Super tragic they lost their little baby but boy did they do her a disservice by giving her that coffin.
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A true classic from the good ol days of the World Wide Web. I need a follow up on these folk.
 
I looked her up, can’t find anything newer than 2019 (albeit I didn’t look that hard) but as of then she’s still with Joe aka Druggalo AK47, still down with the clown and still doing drugs

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Being a juggalo or juggalette is a lot like being retarded: it's there for life and everyone you meet can always tell.
That’s pretty accurate. I knew a grew up of juggaloes from high school. I can think of three who grew out of it l, covered up their tattoos and got good jobs, two of those are still doing really well, the third was doing good but committed suicide about three years ago. The rest of them are permanent teenagers just with meth problems and children that they neglect or have completely lost custody of.
Are there any confirmed juggalos in the Sammieverse? I feel like there should be at least one or two involved somehow.
Sammie should become a juggalette herself, she would fit right in. Just needs some face paint and faygo, she’s got everything else she needs already lol.
 
Being a juggalo or juggalette is a lot like being retarded: it's there for life and everyone you meet can always tell.
Don't give me too many hats but here's my take on Juggalo life..
They are almost always extremely overweight and unkempt white trashy type people.

Sammie couldn't be a Juggy.....she would have to trade in her penchant for dark meat and hook up with some fat, sweaty neck bearded white guy into ICP.
 
Correct if I'm wrong, but I think juggalos aren't really a southern thing. ICP are from Michigan after all.
Arkansas isn't really southern though, is it? And the Gathering was held at Cave-in-Rock, IL for ages and that's closer to AR than MI.

(Hell I live on the west coast and there's still plenty around - my local head shop stocks Faygo just for them.)
 
Correct if I'm wrong, but I think juggalos aren't really a southern thing. ICP are from Michigan after all.
Never really thought about that before but I’m in a state next to Michigan and there are so many juggalos here.
Met one juggalo who had an official ICP Faygo cookbook (because that’s a thing that exists) and he was excited to cook the recipes, but spent most of his time smoking weed in his mom’s garage listening to ICP.

A good juggalo is the exception and not the rule, one would be a nice addition to the thread.
 
Amazon used to be notorious for not hiring felons to work in their warehouses. Unless things have changed, Dalton is probably interviewing to be a janitor — which is an honest way to make a living, no shame. I just can’t think of anything he’s qualified to do (that he could get paid for; tweaking on meth for 72 hours straight isn’t a résumé highlight, even in Arkansas).
He'd kill it as a janitor. Just give him some Tina and a bottle of Windex and tell him to clean up all the bugs running across the walls and he'd have your whole warehouse clean over the course of a couple days.
 
That’s pretty accurate. I knew a grew up of juggaloes from high school. I can think of three who grew out of it l, covered up their tattoos and got good jobs, two of those are still doing really well, the third was doing good but committed suicide about three years ago. The rest of them are permanent teenagers just with meth problems and children that they neglect or have completely lost custody of.

Sammie should become a juggalette herself, she would fit right in. Just needs some face paint and faygo, she’s got everything else she needs already lol.
Not to ICP sperg, but yes, the "juggalo" stereotypes are spot on. Which makes the actual members of the band get so much hate. (Shaggy and Violent J) I watched a documentary on them once, and they seem like such nice, normal people who do a lot for charity. They hold food drives at every venue they play at and one of the guys is known for his charity work with Make-A-Wish and Toys 4 Tots.

I guess rapping about Faygo and the Hatchetman symbol just speaks to lower class white trash. (The hatchetman apparently represents doing anything for family) Which a few of you Kiwis were talking about how ironic it is all of the people in this thread talk about "Family over everything" don't even have their kids half the time...

Arkansas isn't really southern though, is it?
Arkansas is still considered part of the South. But maybe the more north you go in the state, the less stereotypes of cousin fuckers you find.
 
If sammie was not such a wigger shed fit perfectly in the trashy juggalo setting. Overweight, over sexual, desperate...

Hes distant because hes cheating lol. Sammie you'll never show him because he does not exist.
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She got called out in this post as well. Lol.
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Don't give me too many hats but here's my take on Juggalo life..
They are almost always extremely overweight and unkempt white trashy type people.

Sammie couldn't be a Juggy.....she would have to trade in her penchant for dark meat and hook up with some fat, sweaty neck bearded white guy into ICP.
Nah black juggalos exist, tho it is largely doughy white trash. The black juggalos
I've seen are pretty much the same as their white counterparts, maybe somewhat nerdier. Mixed and latino juggalos exist as well.

Not sure how many exist in an around Little Rock, but I'm sure they're around if you know where to look.
Correct if I'm wrong, but I think juggalos aren't really a southern thing. ICP are from Michigan after all.
They're definitely down here in Gawga lol. I feel like wherever there are large amounts of poor, uneducated people with substance abuse issues, there will be juggalos.
 
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