It’s quite something to be FUCK YOU, DAD-ing at the age of, what’s Phil now, 34? 38? Fourteen year old boys laugh at this shit. If it brings back chola eyebrows, white makeup and that inverted cross drawn crudely on his forehead in smeared eyeliner pencil, then I’m all for it. Too bad Phil is too busy
Phil is a 36 year old man.
Don't Asians have something called "filial piety" or like that respect and reverence for the parents or some shit? Despite China being communist and encouraging kids to rat out their folks for not being communist enough or having questionable morals, I'm pretty sure parental violence is looked down upon in most places, if not, more in Asian societies. Pretty sure most Chinese would beat the shit out of him learning he hit his own elderly mom for not buying him toys. Like what? Satanic atheist who's a materialistic tranny saurus rex commie larper? Doesn't real communism have a hard on hate for anything LBGT? He's still the mass of walking contradictions he is today as he was back then.
In China they don’t really care if you follow a religion. You just can’t be in the Upper Party. If I’m not mistaken one of their top newscasters is a convert to Islam. A lot of people just say they’re Atheist because it effects their Social Credit score if they are religious. I don’t know exactly how much but I know it happens. My best friend married a Viet woman. They say Viet Nam is mostly Atheist there, but it isn’t.
He would be torn to shreds in China. Despite the society claiming it’s Communist, Confucianism never really died out there even after the Cultural Revolution and the Qing Dynasty. Taoism also talks of filial piety, so does Buddhism, and Islam, and Catholicism…. The largest religions in China.
Fuck you, Phil, you fat asshole. Why not just live off your fat for a month, you fat bastard?
That was a good info post.
Unsurprisingly it does sound good. Our friend Babish made one once and it looked amazing.
Who would have thought that not buying cheap Chinese crap, cheese and artisanal pizza would mean he'd run out of money?
New Phil-osopher here and I have a question: Do we know if he really does run out of money every now and again, or is this code for "I want high-end food not just whatever Aldi has on sale"?
I know there are special protections for Section 8 recipients but would burst pipes from his refusal to turn on the heat get him evicted?
That looks absolutely awesome. Thank you for that channel, dude knows how to make some tasty-ass meats and dosen't skimp on the hard work needed to make it. Phil wouldn't be able to make it if he store-bought every goddamn item.
Unless Portland has recently enacted some sort of ultra-special legal protection of useless idiots bullshit? Yes, it absolutely would. So would violence or threats of violence against other people in his housing unit. But we all know that Phil, for all his bouncing and squeaking, is far too much of a coward for the latter, so he's safe there. But in general if you seriously make things dangerous or unlivable for the other tenants there are ways to legally throw you out.
Oh yeah, he's awesome and is one of the Youtube chefs that not only makes food that looks good but you actually want to try.
Like he's going to go to that level. He'd get himself a loaf of Wonder Bread, some Oscar Meyer meats, some overpriced queso and eat them on camera because Taters doesn't know how to cook. And then he'd show the Satan Cake that Satan himself made for him for being such a good little Satanic Spud even though you know he just went to some bakery and had them make it for him.
Why would 2022 be any different for Taters? He's not capable of change except in the most superficial of ways.
While he already failed miserably at passing for years, he really pushed it up to 11 after he met those Butch Lesbian Cyclists in Seattle and decided he identified with them even though he’s a male and can’t ride a bike.
