Grand Fucktard
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say, has Phil ever said what kind of Satanist he is?
I mean the authority hard-on seems fairly unsatanic
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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I mean the authority hard-on seems fairly unsatanic
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In theory he's associated with these faggots who are basically atheists who like throwing Satan's name around and building statues of demons in an attempt to get back at their parents who made them go to Mass on Sunday mornings when they wanted to watch cartoons.
In practice he isn't because even they don't want to hang out with Phil.
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From Wokipedia:
I wonder what those refugees would have done once they'd noticed they'd been invited by Satan. I'm convinced they'd rather risk a lynch mob.
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And that one of their favorite characters is Baphomet, a name deriving from a corruption of Mohammed.
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Because Philthy only gets money from other e-beggers. Here's a perfect example of troon begging economics;
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Thumb Butler
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Good thing no other satanist would have to deal with him, unless his care worker is worshipping Satan too of course.
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th
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You'd think with all that blubber, he'd be able to keep warm. He could also pack his clothes with those extremists newspapers you get for free. There is also heating up a potato, wrapping it up in cloth, and using that as a space warmer. But who am I kidding, Phil's a fucking tard and a half.
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Heating one potato to heat another.
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Has Phil ever tried the devil’s lettuce?
Baked potato.
Baked potato.
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This reads like what some kid in Jr High would scribble in their notebook. Is this a legit Satanic prayer because if it is, my opinion of them just went down... again.
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Most Satanists don't actually believe in Satan, it's just edgy Objectivism. Theistic Satanists DO believe in Satan, but they tend to be antisocial, solo practicing tards like Staph.
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Any time Phil tries to insert himself into some group or another that he looks up to, the group members reject him shortly thereafter. Most of the time it's just because of Phil being Phil, but there have been several examples of Phil trying to join a group and then trying to boss everyone else around like he was their leader.
No. Phil is too scared of drugs or breaking the law. He's lied about it a few times to try to look cool, and he tried vaping nicotine once and hacked his lungs out on tiny puffs, but he's never really done street drugs.
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I think the only way getting stoned would help Phil would be in the Islamic sense of the word.
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Phil has blown through his tard bux for the month.
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So, what else is new?
And fuck you, Phil. You can live off your fat for a couple of days until you get your re-tard welfare. You won't starve.
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My heart fucking bleeds.
Hey there Phil, why not ask Satan to provide? If Hell started up an internet delivery service with demons delivering Broodwiches in under 30 minutes or your soul-sale contract is non-binding, that shit would blow Subway and McD's right out of the marketplace!
I mean, this sanny sounds pretty tasty to me, the Broodwich is made from:
- Bread forged in darkness from wheat harvested from Hell's Half-Acre and baked by Beelzebub
- Mayonnaise made from the evil eggs of a powerful dark chicken beaten into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman
- Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow
- 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood
- Dijon mustard
- Lettuce
- Sun-dried tomatoes
- No bacon, though. There are no swine EVIL enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil redolent lettuce.
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How tragic. The plushies might have to go into stripping and prostitution to make ends meet.
Try budgeting, Phil.
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Should have bought cup noodles instead of that gas station hot chocolate I guess.
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I've said this before about Phil, but it's a damn good thing (for him) that he seems incapable of self-awareness and recognizing just how pathetic and embarrassing his behavior is. For example: currently Ass-Pain is trying to convince people that he's a big, scary Satan worshiper while also posting photos of him playing with his cutesy widdle stuffed animals like he's a fucking three-year-old. Most adults would be humiliated by something like that, but since Phil is a child-brained simpleton he's incapable of feeling that shame and embarrassment, which has likely kept him from committing suicide. With all the humiliating, shameful shit Phil has done in life, any normal adult would have offed themselves by now.