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"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Solid Rasky
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Lol Phil still larping as Puerto Rican. Phil Stop lying to yourself, you are a white “man”. Nothing you do will change that.
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"Crime minister" too chickenshit even to go outside without cowering much less commit a crime, who claims to have many buddy cops who he snitches people out to.
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Shouldn't Phil's job reimburse him for any work-related expenses? Or at least be written off when he pays his taxes? Oh, wait...
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Has he ever left the USA, has he a passport even? And No his imaginary country doesn't count. Can you imagine him trying to survive in Asia, Africa, the middle east? He has no idea about how lucky he is, even being at the bottom of the pile.
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There are shit apartments and shit landlords out there, but I genuinely believe that this is just Phil either being too stupid to know how to change the thermostat, or he actually in a fit of tardery broke it.
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The funny thing is Phil lives in a Section 8 apartment complex. His Apartment should have decent heating and if it doesn’t he can just report on it and get fixed at no cost lmfao. He really is a silly man. (if you can even call him that)
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God, how many times has Phil larped as other nationalities/race other than American? It’s like a never ending story with this guy.
What do you expect from a person that used to think Barack Obama was gonna give everything to him and like secure his entire life for him?
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Or else the hot air vents have been covered with literal garbage, causing them to give forth no hot air and produce a burning smell that dimly disturbs even Phil's tiny brain.
But then they would send someone in. Someone who might disturb his maps of a non-existent country, and even worse would see (and smell) how badly he's trashed his apartment and get him thrown out.
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A while back he posted a hole in his wall trying to posture like a badass but then he backpedaled and claimed it was an accident when he realized he could get in trouble. The potato is exceptional enough to the point that both outcomes were possible: that he either had an autistic tantrum or his uncoordinated fat potato body hit the wall.
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Burn a candle, you sped. Small room with a door closed, even a little tealight candle will raise the temperature some. Blanket and a hot water bottle, and you’re toasty.
Or, really push the boat out, get a fucking job so you can afford to buy and run a space heater. Radical, I know.
Spoilt little rich kid whining for his comforts.
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How does he even notice? He's wrapped top to toe in several layers of clothing he never takes off.
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People with gainful employment are more likely to have heat, Aspen.
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Someone would have to come in and fix it. He's probably too ashamed of its deplorable, filthy state to allow anyone in.
Some of these shitty landlords lock the thermostat in a plastic cage, but it would generally be set to something like Jimmy Carter's famous 65, not something below 60.
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So Ass-Pain is either too stupid to know how to turn up the thermostat, too mongoloid to know how to open the dampers on the vents in his floor/walls/ceiling, or he blew his TardBux on Mall Ninja shit for his Ain't-ifa LARP and couldn't pay his gas utilities again. And Phil wonders why no one ever takes him seriously nor will treat him like a grown-ass adult.
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You forgot too much of a slob to make it so his vents are open with all the garbage he hoards to validate his fake identity to himself. And because cleaning HARD.
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Someone already made similar comments a few posts before my post, so I didn't see any point in repeating them. Besides, that theory assumes that Phil/Ass-Pain has made enough money over the years that he'd be able to afford enough random shit to generate enough trash and waste that it would effectively block off his heating vents. While I fully believe that Phil is a lazy fucking slob who would let the trash on his floor build up until it blocked off all his vents, I personally cannot feature any scenario where Phil had brought in enough money with his re-tard welfare and had used it to buy shit to where all the boxes, napkins, wrappers, stuffing, plastic silverware, twist ties, clippy-things, etc. had built up that the heat was 100% blocked. Phil is simply too pathetically poor to have accrued that much trash.
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More cop worship from Phil.
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Sir, this is a Burger King.