Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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>"Right now it feels like 60+ should be the beginning of old".

Well, considering that Kevin has aged like milk and doesn't take care of his skin and hair, he'll likely look like he's 60 in the not to distant future.

Kevin owning the conservative boomers-
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"Lesbian"
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"Ask me in 25 years"? Bold of him to assume he'll still be alive by then. Even if he never 41 percents the endless surgeries and revisions will take their toll, the amhole will surely have rotted out from the inside by then and take all his vital organs with it from the sepsis.
 
Smh the website broke and wouldn’t let me post pictures till now. Here’s my contributions:
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As it turns out, I laid on the act too thick, because only now do I discover my account was thought to have been compromised by one of Kevin's actual fans, and had my privileges revoked to prevent further damages until I presume I inadvertently proved otherwise by asking for them back. And while I still think that prank was worth it, I'll put a lot more effort into April Fool's this year.

So that's why they promoted you to staff member. Congrats. I think.
 
Late as fuck but I can't get mad at Kevin's obscene hoard pictures. Every time he showcases the absolute insanity of his pointless, wasteful purchases whilst simultaneously having the gall to ebeg for bills, it gets even funnier to me.

The larger and more extravagant the hoard gets and the more frequent the begging becomes, the funnier I find it because his followers are still dumb enough to donate.

Maybe it'll never happen but I see each purchase as another plastic nail in the shoddy tarp covered coffin. We know it doesn't truly make him happy for longer than a few minutes (purchasing, the item arriving, unboxing, transforming, taking a photo and raking in the sweet attention on twitter). He's spending a fortune on a miserable existence. Even if it is other people's money, that was money thst could have gone to something meaningful or something that creates actual, sustainable happiness. But nah, more toys for the plastic tubs.

If you're ever having trouble cutting back on your budget, you can take inspiration from Kevin. He's a glorious showcase of exactly what *not* to do

Glorious. Can't wait to see the next $100+ children's toy.
 
According to the advice of a professional shrink used to dealing with very disturbed people, this kind of hoarding points to OCD.

Which I'm sure we've kicked the ball around about before wrt Kevin, but it's interesting when paired with the reports of him being a spaz at school.

It's also interesting to consider in the light of his really bizarre sexuality.

I wonder if the hornyposting is ritualized by him.
 
Late as fuck but I can't get mad at Kevin's obscene hoard pictures. Every time he showcases the absolute insanity of his pointless, wasteful purchases whilst simultaneously having the gall to ebeg for bills, it gets even funnier to me.

The larger and more extravagant the hoard gets and the more frequent the begging becomes, the funnier I find it because his followers are still dumb enough to donate.

Maybe it'll never happen but I see each purchase as another plastic nail in the shoddy tarp covered coffin. We know it doesn't truly make him happy for longer than a few minutes (purchasing, the item arriving, unboxing, transforming, taking a photo and raking in the sweet attention on twitter). He's spending a fortune on a miserable existence. Even if it is other people's money, that was money thst could have gone to something meaningful or something that creates actual, sustainable happiness. But nah, more toys for the plastic tubs.

If you're ever having trouble cutting back on your budget, you can take inspiration from Kevin. He's a glorious showcase of exactly what *not* to do

Glorious. Can't wait to see the next $100+ children's toy.
Kevin’s abhorrent begging is one of the easiest things to laugh at in his miserable life IMO. As has been said, none of this shit actually brings him happiness outside of the initial dopamine rush of opening it. Sure, his begging allows him to sustain that feedback loop and buy more junk food for himself, but in the end his money isn’t really going to anything that would actually improve his life, so who gives a shit.

I see it a lot like DSP’s e-begging. Shameless and obnoxious as all hell, but then you remember it’s one retard ripping off a bunch of other, dumber retards for their welfare money and allowances, all of which is funneled into the pockets of some massive corporate entity because of their crippling consoomerism addictions (in Phil’s case Scopely/WWEC, in Kevin’s it’s Hasbro/Transformers)
 
Just adding to the "Kevin Gibes Pseudo Science" collection.


A lot in here is hyper-telling...

First, I like he basically said "Ok now THIS TIME I will actually dilate." I really believe that Kevin thought as soon as he got his new vag and it was "healed" he would just be so attractive to everyone within a 100 mile radius that he will have sex daily and not need to dilate.

Second. Remember when Kevin earlier last year went on a massive sperg rampage defending why he needs to beg for so much money? He said that even though he begs for money, he re-invested in the trans community by buying commissions/porn.

But in this tweet Kevin admits that he didn't have any money for commissions, if he did he would spend it on transformers. Kevin spent all the money he's grifted this year on transformers toys.



Ok wtf can we get some forensic accountant here.

Penny begs for Pennys PayPal,

Kevin begs for Kevins Paypal, Kofi, Cashapp.

The Ranch is actively begging for $50,000 which i'm not sure what account that goes into...

Both Penny and Kevin are apparently raising money for the ranch...

Are they pirates who fight each other for shares of the twitter grift "booty"? It's so bizarre. Meanwhile I'm sure the Alpacas are fine right? You guys can't keep the gas and electricity bills paid but I'm sure that the hundreds of animals that they are custodians of are they doing just fine in this harsh cold weather right?
Alright. Genuine question here. What if anything does Tran Ranch actually contribute to this earth? Is it just some kind of troon getaway island? Or is this something where animals are actually taken care of because them asking for money to fund this shit hits a nerve.

There are actual animal shelters out there that are running low on basic neccessities. Like blankets and cat litter, or something that would benefit the animals. On top of that, they typically have volunteers that come in and dedicate their time to give the animals and their cages much needed TLC. But what does this place actually fucking do? Do they act like farmers? Do they make profit from their animals? What the fuck is going on here?

I don't follow this forum like a lot of you, but I've always known about this place. For me, this ranch is more of an eye turner than Kevin himself. So please, solve this mystery for me Kiwis.

Give anon a reason why anyone would realistically donate money to this place and tell me what the fuck do they do here
 
Alright. Genuine question here. What if anything does Tran Ranch actually contribute to this earth? Is it just some kind of troon getaway island? Or is this something where animals are actually taken care of because them asking for money to fund this shit hits a nerve.

There are actual animal shelters out there that are running low on basic neccessities. Like blankets and cat litter, or something that would benefit the animals. On top of that, they typically have volunteers that come in and dedicate their time to give the animals and their cages much needed TLC. But what does this place actually fucking do? Do they act like farmers? Do they make profit from their animals? What the fuck is going on here?

I don't follow this forum like a lot of you, but I've always known about this place. For me, this ranch is more of an eye turner than Kevin himself. So please, solve this mystery for me Kiwis.

Give anon a reason why anyone would realistically donate money to this place and tell me what the fuck do they do here
They contribute nothing. Literally nothing. In fact, less than nothing because of the resource leeching and the land they've ruined around the Tranch. If you haven't seen the pics, they've made the place a fucking desert due to their lack of upkeep on the land and it's horribly depressing to see. As for why people donate to them, it's a couple reasons. There's always the good ol' fashioned "own the trollz" mentality that gets people to donate thinking it's some stand against bigotry and evil K*w*F*m*ers, (which is retarded) there are troons that see the Tranch as their tranny heaven safe-space free from life and all responsibilites where all they get to do is coom, watch porn and play video games all day with no dilation required, (which is retarded) and there are probably a couple naive suckers who might still think the money goes towards anything other than clogging the house with plastic shit, (which is retarded).

If you haven't noticed a theme, here's a hint; all "reasons" to donate to the Tranch and the degenerates living on/in it are retarded and so is anyone who even thinks about sending a couple pennies their way.
 
LMAO! Wedge cried over Fallout 4 crashing-
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Bruh when you said “cried” I thought you meant like cried over black interpreters or puzzles not suitable for the blind, not LITERAL tears.

Edit: I don’t like that I found out about a new covid variant from WEDGE of all people. I hate learning news from the Kevin Gibes thread (:_(
 
Kevin would be totally down for fucking Pokémon. Horses and dolphins are smarter than Kevin so maybe he thinks it's OK to fuck them too.
Anyone who fantasizes about raping Pokemon needs to be gassed. I don't care how "sentient" they are, they look like dogs and cats and rabbits. If you're sexually aroused by what appears to be an animal, you're a zoophile.

I seriously worry about those alpacas.
 
Anyone who fantasizes about raping Pokemon needs to be gassed. I don't care how "sentient" they are, they look like dogs and cats and rabbits. If you're sexually aroused by what appears to be an animal, you're a zoophile.

I seriously worry about those alpacas.
Worse is the troon who replies "careful, they came for me for this take". How many of these nasty faggots think about raping Pokemon?

I know, after reading this entire thread I should know better but I just cannot understand what compels these "people" to post their every one sick, twisted and degenerate thoughts to a PUBLIC Twitter with their name and personal info attached. Like how shameless can you be? The sexual revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
 
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