Manosphere Jack Murphy / John Murphy Goldman / Bigbadbeard1000 / Jacked Brunch / Liminal Order - Bearded grifter of the Manosphere and an actual cuck

[Paulie Smallnuts]

As someone who only knows of Elijah from the past 3 weeks' drama, is he trying to pass himself off as a straight dude? Or is he tap dancing as a token gay alt-lite? I'm partly asking to be funny, but I'd also like to know for real.

I believe this Elijah fella is married to a woman. I have a buddy that sounds gay like that and isn't (AFAIK, we're 30 and known one another since jr high). Anecdotal, but it does happen.

 

[Mgs2 gamefaqs guide]

I believe this Elijah fella is married to a woman. I have a buddy that sounds gay like that and isn't (AFAIK, we're 30 and known one another since jr high). Anecdotal, but it does happen.

I think the lisp or some variation is common these days. I dont think men realize they do it, they were just raised by their mothers and mostly female teachers in early development. It can be heard and worked on, but honestly I've never heard of phonetic coaching in these masculinity groups. Only manspread as much as possible or the feminists win.

if americans took time to have proper pronunciation, they wouldn't have to grow massive beards because they would have jaw muscles and not soy chin. And more languages means different sounds, more muscles in the face.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

'Divorce rape' is a term for when you get fucked over badly in a divorce. I've seen like 10 people not get this. Why are you so fucking stupid?

I’d never heard the term and didn’t know wtf he was on about, besides he’s a degenerate who likes to stick things up his butt so literal rape seemed possible. Like Fire claiming rape due to no condom.

I didn’t see the term “divorce rape” used just people referencing rape.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

The good news is if this whole e-grifter thing doesn’t work out he can always leverage his skill in mental gymnastics and join the Cirque du Soleil (or Cirque du Cerveau, as it were)

What kind of acrobatic act would he do? I actually enjoy going to see Cirque du Soleil whenever they’re in town, but a gay hairy bear eating other mens’ cream pies and shoving stuff up his ass on stage would completely ruin it for me.

 

[Blewberry Nausea]

Elijah isn’t gay he is a nuMale. Meaning he is ‘in touch with his feminine side’ and isn’t about trying to project a macho image. I forget there was a term for him metrosexual?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

'Divorce rape' is a term for when you get fucked over badly in a divorce. I've seen like 10 people not get this. Why are you so fucking stupid?

I've heard the term "divorce rape" but that was not the phrase he was using, he was just saying "rape" and the context was him engaging in a lot of bizarre sexual attention seeking (ie sticking things up his arse on the internet) so it seemed plausible that he was...engaging in more bizarre sexual attention seeking.

I think with the DVD player its deliberately chosen (or made up) to sound petty, so we're invited to think his daughter overreacted and Jack is a good guy. He seems to always avoid blame. The way he talks about his ex-wife and kids, the way his focus is only on himself and his predicament, its beyond selfish, its an inability to empathize with anyone else, and gives me Chris Watts vibes. Chris had a beard too, I wonder if he had a lisp as well?

Spoiler: Chris Watts

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Oh he definitely thinks he sounds sympathetic, poor dad screwed over by the divorce from the wife who supposedly wouldn't screw him, boo hoo. But he has zero self-awareness and to people who have not blown their life up with insane lies, it just sounds random and dumb.

I’d never heard the term and didn’t know wtf he was on about, besides he’s a degenerate who likes to stick things up his butt so literal rape seemed possible. Like Fire claiming rape due to no condom.

I didn’t see the term “divorce rape” used just people referencing rape.

Yeah exactly it is far from crystal clear what he means in the context I have seen so far.

This thread is a zillionty pages and while he is amusing he's not amusing enough for me to read every single word of this drama...highlights button ftw. So maybe I missed some dissection that didn't get highlighted.

 

[None More Black]

i had only known about this guy because a couple of his videos came up when i was looking for aleksandr dugin interviews, this thread has been wild. apparently you can get a claremont fellowship and reinvent yourself as a manly man republican and con more money all after stealing millions from some schools and having someone write an entire fucking book about it.

people really need to look into who is running whatever they're about to drop cash on.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

I was responding to the guy that said Ortega's shit made him feel like Scientology was misunderstood. Perhaps I could have phrased it better, but I find Miscavige a reprehensible toad who deserves to get Tyroned in prison.

Shit man, Miscavige would make an excellent cow. If I had unlimited disposable income I would start a thread about him and fund the legal defense against the inevitable lolsuit that would follow. I won‘t put Null in that position though. Scientology doesn’t play and they will litigate your ass into the ground until you’re bankrupt and your life is ruined.

 

[GuntPunt]

From cuck to gay to gay ops.

Truly a character arc worthy of clown world.

 

[Reporterward]

Paying Tim Pool, $5, $10, $20 so he can ignore your troll question about “Jack Murphy” has got to be about the most brain-dead Zoomer thing I have ever heard.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Okay, fuck it.
I'll be the first to ask the obvious next question.

When is the obvious Estrogen-HRT, Trans-Queer saga starting for John Goldman?

You peruse this site and you tell me that this is not a strong potential avenue.

 

[LoathsomeBishop]

Paying Tim Pool, $5, $10, $20 so he can ignore your troll question about “Jack Murphy” has got to be about the most brain-dead Zoomer thing I have ever heard.

This. How the hell do you think you're sticking it to him by giving him hundreds of dollars to ignore you?

 

[Horrorvitz Goldbank]

I want to have it on my account before it gets delisted one day. But not enough to have my friends and family stumble upon me having 80 hours on fucking Cuckold Simulator.

Make another Steam account and just family share your library to that account. I haven't done it with cuck simulator but I have done it with other games I love and want to get the achievements again. Yes I like getting achievements in Paradox's games, something to play towards.

 

[Kek Wilders]

Make another Steam account and just family share your library to that account. I haven't done it with cuck simulator but I have done it with other games I love and want to get the achievements again. Yes I like getting achievements in Paradox's games, something to play towards.

The thought of achievements in Cuck Simulator...

 

[Horrorvitz Goldbank]

The thought of achievements in Cuck Simulator...

Wat? Who was thinking about achievements in Cuck Simulator? It was an anecdote of why I family shared.
The guy I suggested it to could family share so his family didn't have to see that he played 300 hours of Cuck Simulator. Do you understand? He would make another account and family share his library to that account so he didn't have to buy another copy! Then he can play his 300 hours on the other account! And his family would never find out.
Is reading comprehension so fucking bad today one has to spell everything out?!?

 

[Mr. Flea]

What makes this even more hilarious is how embedded Jack Murphy was in the "new right" online. A lot of the people who routinely associated with him haven't had a single thing to say since this all came out.

Will Chamberlain is the least sketchy of these four. Darren Beattie is a clown by himself, and I think he might be deserving of his own thread. David Reaboi is a foreign policy wonk who tries to make up for being short by being muscly.

Darren Beattie is always talking about how men should wash his feet. Maybe he can hit Jack up for that, since Jack apparently likes being humiliated by another man. I mean, look at him. He almost looks like the Coomer meme.

 

[Kek Wilders]

Wat? Who was thinking about achievements in Cuck Simulator? It was an anecdote of why I family shared.
The guy I suggested it to could family share so his family didn't have to see that he played 300 hours of Cuck Simulator. Do you understand? He would make another account and family share his library to that account so he didn't have to buy another copy! Then he can play his 300 hours on the other account! And his family would never find out.
Is reading comprehension so fucking bad today one has to spell everything out?!?

Fucking hell, bro.

What makes this even more hilarious is how embedded Jack Murphy was in the "new right" online. A lot of the people who routinely associated with him haven't had a single thing to say since this all came out.

Will Chamberlain is the least sketchy of these four. Darren Beattie is a clown by himself, and I think he might be deserving of his own thread. David Reaboi is a foreign policy wonk who tries to make up for being short by being muscly.

Darren Beattie is always talking about how men should wash his feet. Maybe he can hit Jack up for that, since Jack apparently likes being humiliated by another man. I mean, look at him. He almost looks like the Coomer meme.

Will Chamberlain is apparently a friend of Jack from a while back. He's a guest on the second episode where Jack says so much, and I'm guessing it's true since he agrees to sit in his kitchen for a brand new podcast that no one listens to. https://jackmurphylive.com/podcast/

Don't hold it against Will, though. He seems like a milquetoast centrist-conservative lawyer type with absolutely nothing interesting in his closet.

Dave is at least an acquaintance.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Will Chamberlain is apparently a friend of Jack from a while back. He's a guest on the second episode where Jack says so much, and I'm guessing it's true since he agrees to sit in his kitchen for a brand new podcast that no one listens to. https://jackmurphylive.com/podcast/

Don't hold it against Will, though. He seems like a milquetoast centrist-conservative lawyer type with absolutely nothing interesting in his closet.

Dave is at least an acquaintance.

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So THAT's who the other guy in this photo is. I thought he was some random bull. Had no idea he was another conservative commentator. His bicep to forearm ratio looks weird. Possible roids/implants? What are the odds he's ALSO one of Jack's bulls?

 

[Mr. Flea]

Will Chamberlain is apparently a friend of Jack from a while back. He's a guest on the second episode where Jack says so much, and I'm guessing it's true since he agrees to sit in his kitchen for a brand new podcast that no one listens to. https://jackmurphylive.com/podcast/

Don't hold it against Will, though. He seems like a milquetoast centrist-conservative lawyer type with absolutely nothing interesting in his closet.

Dave is at least an acquaintance.

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Will Chamberlain seems relatively normal for a terminally-online Twitter pundit.

To be fair, I'm not going to bash guys who were actually friends with Jack Murphy for not turning around and publicly denouncing him. That's some Soviet-style shit right there. On the other hand, none of them have defended him, either. None of them have even said "look, he's going through a bad time, he's got things to sort out and own up to, but he was a good friend to me." They're just pretending that they don't know him. Pretty chicken shit, if you ask me.

Admittedly, it's an awkward place to be in, when you're a public person and your public bro's whole schtick comes crumbling down like that.

But I think a lot of these guys only really care about their internet clout and follower count. I remember a year ago, January 6th, when the capitol riot was happening, both Will Chamberlain and Jack Murphy were publicly tweeting their concern that Twitter was going to ban them for being right-wing, doing the guilt-by-association thing.

All the shit going on in this country and the first thing they're worried about is their precious Twitter accounts. They bitch about Big Tech, but they built their careers around it and can't live without it.

 

[SargonF00t]

So THAT's who the other guy in this photo is. I thought he was some random bull. Had no idea he was another conservative commentator. His bicep to forearm ratio looks weird. Possible roids/implants? What are the odds he's ALSO one of Jack's bulls?

Short Boi is without a doubt on roids.