Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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His whole Twitter right now is cope over people calling him fat and comparing him to Rogan, it's pretty funny.

And there are unironically people trying to defend Ethan as not that fat/unhealthy/etc compared to Rogan on this post:


Too lazy to screenshot but going through the replies here is good for a chuckle.

EDIT: Also didn't see a reason to archive since it comes from a memey Twitter that lives for this stuff, but someone else feel free.
 
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What Ethan doesn't seem to understand is that Joe is like 55. I know a guy who was an ex paratrooper, commando, ex Army PTI who works out daily and does extremely hard physical exercise and he's 45 with the same body as Joe. Ethan is talking shit.

In fact Joe is probaly stronger the way he is now than any gym muscle queens at Ethan's age. That extra fat is protection for the spinal cord and gives lifters a higher grasp on gravity. It's well done body builders are actually, in contrast to a dude who lifts but has a gut, much weaker.
 
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Ethan baiting controversy for the thumbnail of whatever videos he puts out in response to this is exceptionally cunning and Jewish even for him, I have to respect it.
 
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I've been lurking on their discord for a few months hoping for some milk but there's nothing worth reporting on. There's an unusually high number of female profile pics that posture amongst themselves to see who's top commenter with simps lining up to parrot their female of choice's opinions or react to. Dan and the hotpockets quickly ban any dissenting opinions or unflattering images that make any staff member look bad, and the offtopic channels are barely used. Big ResetEra vibes. I wish I had something more interesting to share about it, don't waste your five bux to join unless you want to try calling in someday to troll them.

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So many different content creators from different spheres are coming out to comment about morbidly obese Ethan.

I love every second of it because I know he's an old creep with big ego desperately trying to fit in with the young bucks.

Don't forget, Ethan is an obese ex who got rejected in 2017 that's why he's so mad
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Haramburger said:
I've been lurking on their discord for a few months hoping for some milk but there's nothing worth reporting on. There's an unusually high number of female profile pics that posture amongst themselves to see who's top commenter with simps lining up to parrot their female of choice's opinions or react to. Dan and the hotpockets quickly ban any dissenting opinions or unflattering images that make any staff member look bad, and the offtopic channels are barely used. Big ResetEra vibes. I wish I had something more interesting to share about it, don't waste your five bux to join unless you want to try calling in someday to troll them.

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You can just tell that their current fans never watched H3H3 content prior to 2017
 
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Spatula said:
2022 just started and we are being given such a delicious meltdown.
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Year of the chud underway, under budget and ahead of schedule.

I like how theres so much crossover now, its just like my gay ass MCU capeshit. Sam Hyde hates Ethan, goes after his co-host Hasan, challenging him to a fight. Sam wants to be on Joe Rogan but can't get his attention. Hasan's uncle, Chunk wants to fight Joe Rogan but can't get his attention. Ethan goes after Joe for attention but can't get it either. Meanwhile Joe just keeps doing his thing, which enrages all the bootlickers and people who want his power and influence. Lets fucking go, I love how everyone wants to fight each other except Joe, the guy whose spinning back kick would absolutely destroy the reputation of his overweight, preening lefty challengers.


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cluelessly said:
His whole Twitter right now is cope over people calling him fat and comparing him to Rogan, it's pretty funny.

And there are unironically people trying to defend Ethan as not that fat/unhealthy/etc compared to Rogan on this post:


Too lazy to screenshot but going through the replies here is good for a chuckle.

EDIT: Also didn't see a reason to archive since it comes from a memey Twitter that lives for this stuff, but someone else feel free.
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StarkRavingMad said:
Has someone spammed this douche canoe's Twitter with links of that recent CNN artcle about how losing some fucking weight increases your protection against covid?

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odd how people like Ethan think it's okay to dance on the graves of the unvaccinated who die of covid, yet it's not acceptable to do the same to lardasses like himself who die from it, even though being grossly overweight likely puts you at a much higher risk of dying than not taking the jab. and he seems like the type to be "body positive" now... so what, it's cool to be a fat slob despite the health risks, but being unvaccinated basically makes you evil and deserve death? even if you're fit and in shape? anything requiring thought or hard work Ethan will be against. "you don't even have to think about it!!!", hence why he'll promote taking eight different vaccines but not dieting and exercising. plus, Joe isn't even strictly anti-vax either, he just took "muh horse medicine" which was literally recommended by a doctor and he somehow got painted as something he's not. saying anything BUT the vaccine is effective against covid is "anti-science" to these lunatics.

honestly i think a lot of his coping/seething lately can be attributed to his waning relevance compared to a year ago when he was pulling 5x the views he is now from leeching off Trisha. he was probably hoping this political grift and collabing with Hasan would keep his clout up, but overtime more and more people are realizing just how lame and butthurt this fat, grimy retard truly is. at this point he's just doubling down and talking as much shit as possible to keep his name afloat, even if most people think he's a moron who should have fucked off in 2017. you can SEE him breaking in real time.
 
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the fact this is a real NBC news article reminded me just how insane modern journalism is. even the "established" ones are completely fucked. a few years ago, this is the type of thing you'd think would only appear on buzzfeed, but here we have NBC making this all about "fatphobia" and "antisemitism"... Klein must be rubbing his hands so fast he's bout to burn down his 10 million dollar resort.
 
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