I'd say he acts like a 15 year old girl, but that would be an insult to 15 year old girls. Even they can put the fucking phone down while on a vacation.
Better yet, he'll move to Florida only to realize that rent/housing is incredibly higher than in Michigan. The only place it's high here is the "rich" sub Detroit areas like Bloomfield and Royal Oak. While I've no doubt his store would be more than happy to be rid of him, and he might even have a better time selling to the old folks and tweakers, it won't be anywhere near enough to live on down there, and he'll run through whatever goodwill his discord buddies down there have real quick. It'll be poetic cinema to watch him realize in real time that moving to Florida doesn't magically cure all his problems.
Oh come on, you're just being a downer. For the first time in ages, Our cheebs finally knows what it's like to be happy. Don't you know how rare that is for him? It only happens on really special occasions, like when his mother tries to buy back his love, or when he sings at karaoke, or when he gets a 3D printer to work. This is totally not an emotionally stunted grown man who easily gets carried away and thinks every single rush of dopamine he gets is real happiness.
BARCADE!!!
I mean this is pretty much what happened with myself and Big Al. We grew up and no longer had the time, energy, or immaturity to validate his behavior so we slowly distanced ourselves until we finally broke ties due to his behavior. It even happened to a few of his moderators. Unfortunately, a lot of people in his discord are *not* attached to reality in that way. A lot of them are extreme degenerates who live in their own online fantasy world reminiscent of The Veldt. They'll always be there to enable him because they have nothing else. The Princess Kooh crowd, in other words.
It's behavior like this that makes me say, fuck these types and their alligator tears. He's blessed beyond measure with people willing to tolerate him, with a mother that grovels at his feet, with far more money than someone in his station should ever dream of holding. When, in a few days, the inevitable cycle returns to his "wahhh wahh I'm so sad I wish I had friends" phase, I'll just laugh.
The manic drop of depression after this is going to produce something wonderful. i just hope he doesn't have an offline string to deal with "life"
I've always hated kingdom hearts cosplayers. They always reminded me of final fantasy fans that raided Rob Halfords wardrobe. That said, I am very much down for him dressing like an anime gimp in public, especially near children.
Someone pointed out earlier that they don't allow costumes because of people like Chibi. He has to settle for smelly jeans and a gamer t-shirt.
He's retarded and has no concept of personal grooming outside of the basic shower. On top of that, his father never gave enough of a fuck to teach him these things, nor has he ever had any kind of connection with a chick who'd want him to look good enough to introduce him to her friends. Add all this up and you get that beard + a homeless mustache with parts that hang to his bottom lip.
What chibi is feeling is vitamin D from actually going outside.
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