Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Imagine browsing Twitter while on vacation. I get doing it in the evening back at the hotel, but he should be out doing shit right now. Did he really just go to Florida to eat at tourist traps and post on twitter?

What else is he going to be doing down there?

He has no real friends, people get annoyed by him easily and he looks like a slightly successful homeless person. So no. His options are tourist traps and twitter.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Imagine browsing Twitter while on vacation. I get doing it in the evening back at the hotel, but he should be out doing shit right now. Did he really just go to Florida to eat at tourist traps and post on twitter?

That's what he did the last time he went to Orlando just a few months ago.

 

[SmugDruggler]

Aaand the CC tweet is deleted, as if the damage wasn’t already done. So what do you guys think?

A) He caught it and realized what a poor choice it was on his own
B) Someone pointed it out to him
C) Hi Chibi!

I couldn’t type A with a straight face, so I’m going B or C

 

[BigStix]

Spergery of the highest fucking order. It’s just a random tweet dude. Chill out.

My post with the most amount of ratings. Cool, This is pretty retarded though. This is Chibi‘s own thread. Of course there are gonna be people analyzing him.

Shoutouts to the 4 people that gave this one a positive rating. You are also retarded.

 

[Cat_Piss_and_Vinegar]

Holy moly this dense motherfucker actually posted his CC again. Wonder if he took the sticker off the front of this one. Or if he'll do it on the next.

Also, if you're going to commit CC fraud, make it very hard to be traced back to you. If you're seriously going to do it, order a Vaporeon fuckdoll off etsy and ship it to his condo. Make it look like he's doing the spending.

 

[The Wichita Lion]

Imagine browsing Twitter while on vacation. I get doing it in the evening back at the hotel, but he should be out doing shit right now. Did he really just go to Florida to eat at tourist traps and post on twitter?

The list of similarities between Boogie and Chibi grows longer each day. I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the day Chibi points a gun at someone then pussies out at the last second and shoots it in the air.

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Edit: If someone beats me to it and really wants to fuck Adam up, be aware he is on vacation. If his card is compromised, he can not use it for purchases and will undoubtedly have to cancel it and get a new card, that of which can take upwards of a 5-10 days. This will not only ruin his travel plans, but also just cuck him financially.

His first response would be a massive rush of dopamine that he has something to be upset about on twitter to get those comments and likes. His next response would be getting his mother to wire him the remainder of her life savings so he can drop it all on bowls of dirty dishwater masquerading as pho masquerading as ramen.

 

[PlumSyrup]

Edit: If someone beats me to it and really wants to fuck Adam up, be aware he is on vacation. If his card is compromised, he can not use it for purchases and will undoubtedly have to cancel it and get a new card, that of which can take upwards of a 5-10 days. This will not only ruin his travel plans, but also just cuck him financially.

Not necessarily though, some banks let you just go pick up a new card the same day, it takes like 5 minutes. Honestly if he has any halfway smart friends, he's already been convinced by one of them to cancel his card and go get a new one if that's an option.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Every photo with those glasses reveal he's taking his own selfies. People usually get their picture taken by their friends. Or selfies that include the great friends he is spending his time with. I recall the phone photo where his brother creeped in the shot, and Chibi seemed annoyed enough to deny they were together.

 

[Rootbeer]

Won't somebody please validate this man?

You left out the best part.

lol.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

if he has any halfway smart friends

If they were smart they wouldn't be friends with him.

The list of similarities between Boogie and Chibi grows longer each day. I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the day Chibi points a gun at someone then pussies out at the last second and shoots it in the air.

Does it count if it's himself?

 

[bethfromcountryhouse]

How does he do it? If the humiliation fetish thing is untrue, then this is some kind of marvel.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

This is Chibi‘s own thread. Of course there are gonna be people analyzing him.

"This is a steakhouse. Of course there are gonna be people eating steaks."

 

[TV's Adam West]

My post with the most amount of ratings. Cool, This is pretty retarded though. This is Chibi‘s own thread. Of course there are gonna be people analyzing him.

Shoutouts to the 4 people that gave this one a positive rating. You are also retarded.

I've been Lurking the farms since 2018 until finally joining. In that time, I've seen hundreds of posters, but if you're gonna come here and shit up my favorite thread, fuck off. You're an inane faggot and not gonna contribute anything of value, fuck off.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

I've been Lurking the farms since 2018 until finally joining. In that time, I've seen hundreds of posters, but if you're gonna come here and shit up my favorite thread, fuck off. You're an inane faggot and not gonna contribute anything of value, fuck off.

Be quiet.

 

[MechanicalHugbox]

Reading this thread I'm always shocked to remember chibi is in his 30s, guy acts like one of those 20 year old guys trying to act cool in front of 18 year olds, but act like a 15 year Olds idea of how a 20 year old should act

Off topic but when is @Zelos Wilder getting his own thread, seen him derailing a few threads with his own stuff

 

[Oliver Onions]

The list of similarities between Boogie and Chibi grows longer each day. I, for one, am eagerly awaiting the day Chibi points a gun at someone then pussies out at the last second and shoots it in the air.

If Chibi found himself in a Frank Hassle situation I'd count on him to get the gun stuck in his waistband and blow his dick off like the dude from 8 Mile.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Reading this thread I'm always shocked to remember chibi is in his 30s, guy acts like one of those 20 year old guys trying to act cool in front of 18 year olds, but act like a 15 year Olds idea of how a 20 year old should act

Off topic but when is @Zelos Wilder getting his own thread, seen him derailing a few threads with his own stuff

Getting a thread on a user is a bit more complicated than that. If we gave everyone who baitposts a thread, @Hollywood Hulk Hogan would have a subforum.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Imagine browsing Twitter while on vacation. I get doing it in the evening back at the hotel, but he should be out doing shit right now. Did he really just go to Florida to eat at tourist traps and post on twitter?

He's gotta piss away mommy's $4k somehow.

Meanwhile those of us that don't have that luxury only get to stare out the window, watching clouds roll by.

I almost feel a modicum of envy but, like with all cows, I remember who it is we're talking about. Prince Fag is an unlikeable, friendless, attention-craving idiot that can't get a boner in a literal pussy. One day mommy's money will run out and he'll have to be smart with his money, which we all know is impossible for him.

 

[TV's Adam West]

He's gotta piss away mommy's $4k somehow.

Meanwhile those of us that don't have that luxury only get to stare out the window, watching clouds roll by.

I almost feel a modicum of envy but, like with all cows, I remember who it is we're talking about. Prince Fag is an unlikeable, friendless, attention-craving idiot that can't get a boner in a literal pussy. One day mommy's money will run out and he'll have to be smart with his money, which we all know is impossible for him.

Here's the thing, he's given that money. He doesn't earn it.
When you don't have to work for something, you never truly appreciate what you have. Sure, he has really fun toys, but he didn't earn them. There's no satisfaction or joy inside. This is stuff children know.
You can buy a whole lot of toys when you don't have any accountability or responsibility.