Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Oliver Onions]

Cheebs may be extremely exceptional, but even he wouldn't just move that far from his cash cow mom and family- the only social circle he really has on a mere whim.

I disagree, he is exactly that retarded. Everything he does is on a whim --which is also probably why his current look is an amalgamation of 20 different styles, to answer @Black ContraPoints question-- so I can 100% see him moving to Florida because he went there a couple times on holiday and quite liked it.

Despite being in his 30s, Cheebz is still in the mindset of the kid who moves out for the first time and eats cheesecake for dinner every night just because there's no one there to tell him not to. There is absolutely no forethought to anything he does; if it feels good in the moment, then surely it will feel this good forever!

 

[Helmut A Ebne]

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I'm already awaiting for the saga when momma chibi has to fly down to Florida so she can bail him out of another stupid deal

His mom already knows him moving to Florida would be a disaster, she's dissuaded him from doing so in the past:

As for why he's moving to Florida despite "buying" a home in Michigan only a year ago:

1. He has several online "friends" there who haven't yet gotten wise to the Cheebster's wiles
2. I believe Fullsail campus is located there, and he has expressed desire to inflict himself on his classmates in the flesh
3. The sheer tear-filled soy joy triggered upon glimpsing such childish consoomer garbage as this:

https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1478159750009348100

Aquana on Twitter: "This gamer bar. I have no words. This is simply b…

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1478085594093867009

Aquana on Twitter: "After two years, I am finally back at the best ra…

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1478097272890171394

Aquana on Twitter: "Want a bite? ( btw they gave me 10% off because I…

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[SmugDruggler]

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You still got robbed, because that shit looks absolutely disgusting. Like an abomination of ramen broth, pho noodles, and American “throw whatever in” toppings. Real ramen is arguably my favorite food and with a gun to my head I’d pick Cup NoodlesTM over what our man ordered himself there. This is a couple times now I’ve seen him spaz about this place, so I looked it up. It’s a clearly Americanized “Asian Fusion” tourist trap that offers a bit of everything and specializes in nothing. It’s the kind of place you go once for the kids, not multiple times in your 30s for the food. But it’s DBZ themed, so it’s the best “Ramen” joint in all of Orlando according to him. Leave it to Chibi to miss the Weeb forest for the Weeb tree.

I know this one is fairly inconsequential but it made me laugh nonetheless:


Yes Adam, that is a dinosaur. Yoshi is also a dinosaur... good joke.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

His mom already knows him moving to Florida would be a disaster, she's dissuaded him from doing so in the past:
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As for why he's moving to Florida despite "buying" a home in Michigan only a year ago:

1. He has several online "friends" there who haven't yet gotten wise to the Cheebster's wiles
2. I believe Fullsail campus is located there, and he has expressed desire to inflict himself on his classmates in the flesh
3. The sheer tear-filled soy joy triggered upon glimpsing such childish consoomer garbage as this:

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1478159750009348100

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That ramen is the "best" in all Orlando?

If so I'd hate to see the worst. But we all know why Chibi is into it, it's got DBZ characters on the wall and the names of the ramen are probably named after the DBZ characters.

EDIT: Okay, just checked their menu and it's even more retarded. It's Pan-Asian meaning it's closer to pho than anything else and Cheebs is just being retarded in that all Asian soups with noodles must be ramen in his mind.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

His mom already knows him moving to Florida would be a disaster, she's dissuaded him from doing so in the past:
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As for why he's moving to Florida despite "buying" a home in Michigan only a year ago:

1. He has several online "friends" there who haven't yet gotten wise to the Cheebster's wiles
2. I believe Fullsail campus is located there, and he has expressed desire to inflict himself on his classmates in the flesh
3. The sheer tear-filled soy joy triggered upon glimpsing such childish consoomer garbage as this:

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https://twitter.com/ShinyAquana/status/1478159750009348100

Aquana on Twitter: "This gamer bar. I have no words. This is simply b…

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Was Ramen ever a dbz thing? Wouldn't a Naruto themed Ramen place be more appropriate.

That Ramen looks like dogshit either way.

 

[Mountain Gorilla]

It must be terrible for business, having Chibi wear that shirt. Then again, if you decided to open a DBZ-themed ramen joint in Orlando, you really have no one to blame but yourself.

Genuinely loling at the 10% discount. Like, wow, a whole dollar off your 10$ cheap-ass ramen bowl - congrats! LMAOOO. Probably could have gotten more if he showered before arriving at the place.

 

[Fartin 'n Pooin]

Shitty fried crab cakes aside, did my dude put almost his entire credit card info on social media

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

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Shitty fried crab cakes aside, did my dude put almost his entire credit card info on social media

First his drivers licence, now almost his credit card. Oh cheebs...

Here's a cropped and flipped pic of his card for easier reading, incase you need his first 12 digits!

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Shitty fried crab cakes aside, did my dude put almost his entire credit card info on social media

Why does he keep doing this? Why does he even leave this shit on the table in the first place? Does this retard not have a wallet?

 

[libRT]

Only need 3 more digits, last digit is checksum (add all digits together mod 10 == 0) Edit: Double the odd digits (1st, 3rd, 5th digit etc) first before adding them up

 

[Wonathan Joss]

You still got robbed, because that shit looks absolutely disgusting. Like an abomination of ramen broth, pho noodles, and American “throw whatever in” toppings. Real ramen is arguably my favorite food and with a gun to my head I’d pick Cup NoodlesTM over what our man ordered himself there. This is a couple times now I’ve seen him spaz about this place, so I looked it up. It’s a clearly Americanized “Asian Fusion” tourist trap that offers a bit of everything and specializes in nothing. It’s the kind of place you go once for the kids, not multiple times in your 30s for the food. But it’s DBZ themed, so it’s the best “Ramen” joint in all of Orlando according to him. Leave it to Chibi to miss the Weeb forest for the Weeb tree.

I know this one is fairly inconsequential but it made me laugh nonetheless:
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Yes Adam, that is a dinosaur. Yoshi is also a dinosaur... good joke.

Yeah after taking a closer look at that bowl, that is just noodles from a packet thrown in water mixed with salt and brown while the rest is just for colour. He really only thought he enjoyed it because anime.

Also, yes, that is truly a man whose brain is ruined by Nintendo

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Shitty fried crab cakes aside, did my dude put almost his entire credit card info on social media

Chibi just never ceases to amaze me with how retarded he can be. This looks deliberate, like he had to hold the camera still for a few seconds to get it to focus, then he had to open it up again to post it online, watch come up again with the message "post this?", watch it post just to make sure it worked, and at no point while doing that did he see his credit card take up a pretty big portion of the image. Fucking speechless, dude

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

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Shitty fried crab cakes aside, did my dude put almost his entire credit card info on social media

Dude that's like.....12 out of the 16 numbers. You'd only have to guess so many combinations.

Adam, you better get a new credit card because I will find that out lmao

Edit: If someone beats me to it and really wants to fuck Adam up, be aware he is on vacation. If his card is compromised, he can not use it for purchases and will undoubtedly have to cancel it and get a new card, that of which can take upwards of a 5-10 days. This will not only ruin his travel plans, but also just cuck him financially.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Edit: If someone beats me to it and really wants to fuck Adam up, be aware he is on vacation. If his card is compromised, he can not use it for purchases and will undoubtedly have to cancel it and get a new card, that of which can take upwards of a 5-10 days. This will not only ruin his travel plans, but also just cuck him financially.

As funny as that would be, don't go committing felonies over Chibi.

 

[Dill]

jesus whats wrong with this dude is he trying to make people fuck with him

 

[winterfag]

Watch him leak the rest of his credit card on purpose to be one step ahead of the haters, like when he posted his nudes publicly right after they got "leaked"

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

Why does he keep doing this? Why does he even leave this shit on the table in the first place?

clearly he's now living the scarface lifestyle and cutting big lines of coke. push it to the limit is playing in the background as he manically tweets about winning life. haters btfo.

 

[PlumSyrup]

What is with this man's staunch refusal to ever wash his hair? I think the most recent karaoke selfie was the only time I can think of offhand where his hair actually looked clean, it was such a huge shock.

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I'm already awaiting for the saga when momma chibi has to fly down to Florida so she can bail him out of another stupid deal

This actually makes me a little sad. I'm sure Chibi's friends are great people--probably more tolerant and patient than most, given that they're friends with Chibi. But you know, eventually they'll get busy, focus more on their careers, get married and have kids... Even if they all stay friends, your life gets busier when you grow up. Selling your house and moving all the way across the country just to live closer to some friends is actually really sad at his age. If he loves Florida that much that's fine, but I suspect in a few years when his friends are all too busy with their kids or working late to go to the beach he's going to be pretty unhappy about it.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

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Shitty fried crab cakes aside, did my dude put almost his entire credit card info on social media

All you really need is the CVV and the specific make of the card and you could literally get his entire CC #. Here's a secret that most people don't know, every credit card from a specific bank has the same first 4 numbers.

The first number, sometimes two, indicate the credit card in question. Visa always starts with 4, Mastercard always stars wtih 5 and Amex always starts with 37. The next numbers deal with the specific card and bank. So a bank, like TD, would have a Visa starting with 4 and the next three to five numbers tell you the type of card and which bank it belongs to. I don't have one so I can't say what their specific prefix is though. The rest of the numbers are the credit card numbers. The expiry date is there and all that means is the issuing bank and the CVV and you could use Chibi's card.

And since it's JP Morgan Chase it shouldn't be that hard to figure out.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Won't somebody please validate this man?

 

[Kermit Jizz]

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Won't somebody please validate this man?

Imagine browsing Twitter while on vacation. I get doing it in the evening back at the hotel, but he should be out doing shit right now. Did he really just go to Florida to eat at tourist traps and post on twitter?