Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Anyone else kinda doubt this fagmenco joining breadtube claim? The source is kruat and he is one of the least trustworthy people on the internet.

Most of these fuckers believe in nothing but what will give them the most attention/cash.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I could see it being true if we accept that flamenco is clever enough to realize that being in breadtube means vaush has to acknowledge his alogging. Considering how long he stuck with team gunt, I am not convinced

Would be hilarious if Ralph trooned out and joined Breadtube before Fagmenco got accepted by said crowd.

 

[byuu]

You have to remember that Kraut's mom is a politician in Germany,

Austria.

 

[instythot]

Austria.

She's like a mayor of a village or something, isn't she? Not the sort of politician who is in the character assassination arena yet

 

[Ramona]

I just want a Mama JF stream, Kraut can come if he wears his tard helmet.

 

[instythot]

I just want a Mama JF stream, Kraut can come if he wears his tard helmet.

Sadly, I fear we will never again get a Mama JF stream. Papa JF has undoubtedly increased the security measures around his potato patch after her near escape

 

[Ramona]

Sadly, I fear we will never again get a Mama JF stream. Papa JF has undoubtedly increased the security measures around his potato patch after her near escape

He's so selfish. She has star quality.

 

[The Biggest Meme]

Good, thanks for asking. I'm weighing in tomorrow morning and that'll be my final entry for the competition, I guess. I've been the only one posting

Where you been posting your weigh ins? Surfer is having trouble finding them.

 

[High Tea]

Where you been posting your weigh ins? Surfer is having trouble finding them.

Punt the Gunt Josh's last weigh-in

 

[The Biggest Meme]

Punt the Gunt Josh's last weigh-in

Oh Fak. I didn't even know their was a thread

 

[All becomes gunt]

He's so selfish. She has star quality.

Just jingle some keys infront and queue in the classic "hey kid i am gonna make you a star"

Also how far has the starfish enthusiast fallen that he is now a secondary character in his own thread.

 

[Getwhatyou]

I understand turbofats very well. I believe the reason he can't stream every day is because sitting up gives him dropsy in his legs and the metabolic cost of draining the fluid keeps him chronically tired. He probably spends all day laying down, and gets wiped out for a week every stream.

He appears to have regained an enormous amount of weight recently, which only makes the situation worse. It's good that he can apparently still piss standing up, but that'll only be a memory soon.

Get real darkie. Ppp us not that large in the great scheme of things.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Austria.

Anschluss lives in the hearts of true believers.

 

[Ramona]

Get real darkie. Ppp us not that large in the great scheme of things.

It's an optical illusion. He's just not next to Surfer the Machinist all the time anymore.

 

[The Biggest Meme]

Here is surfer's stream on the final weigh-ins for this leg of the competition.

Embrace the Gunt 15: First Leg Finale: Josh Moon Wins!

www.youtube.com

Weight Loss:
Ralph: 274.8lbs to 257.1lb lost 17.7lb (6.4%)
Josh : 269lb to 250lb lost 19lb (7.3%)
PPP : 358.3lbs to 380lb lost -22.7lb (-5.9%)
Bowlcut Nationalist: 186.0 to 158.9 lost 27.1lb (15.7%)
Three Four: 179lb to 166lb lost 13lb (7.5%)
Gahoole: 230.3lb to 234.7lb lost -4.4lb (-1.8%)
PPP note: final weight is an estimate. PPP hasn't weighed in for months but he is obviously fatter than ever, honestly he is probably heavier than 380lb. You can use any number really but he obviously lost

Weight Gain:
Surfer: 170.3lb to 199.6lb gained 29.3lb (15.8%)
Rudy: 143lb to 150lb gained 7lb (4.8%)

Weight Loss Rankings by Percentage:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 15.7%
2nd: Three Four 7.5%
3rd: Josh Moon 7.3%
4th: Ethan Ralph 6.4%
5th: Gahoole -1.8%
Last: PPP -4.4%

Weight Loss Rankings by Pounds Lost:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 27.1lb
2nd: Josh Moon 19lb
3rd: Ethan Ralph 17.7lb
4th: Three Four 13lb
5th: Gahoole -4.4lb
last: PPP -22.7lb

Congratz Bowlcut Nationalist!
PPP FELTED!!

 

[Guntkvd]

Wait, I'm behind potato lore. Didn't she leave JF?

 

[Null]

27lb at that weight is extremely impressive, he really worked for that

 

[1812 LOL]

27lb at that weight is extremely impressive, he really worked for that

choosing not to eat pizza every week is not a job daddy jewsh

 

[Techno-primitivist]

Here is surfer's stream on the final weigh-ins for this leg of the competition.

Embrace the Gunt 15: First Leg Finale: Josh Moon Wins!

www.youtube.com

Weight Loss:
Ralph: 274.8lbs to 257.1lb lost 17.7lb (6.4%)
Josh : 269lb to 250lb lost 19lb (7.3%)
PPP : 358.3lbs to 380lb lost -22.7lb (-5.9%)
Bowlcut Nationalist: 186.0 to 158.9 lost 27.1lb (15.7%)
Three Four: 179lb to 166lb lost 13lb (7.5%)
Gahoole: 230.3lb to 234.7lb lost -4.4lb (-1.8%)
PPP note: final weight is an estimate. PPP hasn't weighed in for months but he is obviously fatter than ever, honestly he is probably heavier than 380lb. You can use any number really but he obviously lost

Weight Gain:
Surfer: 170.3lb to 199.6lb gained 29.3lb (15.8%)
Rudy: 143lb to 150lb gained 7lb (4.8%)

Weight Loss Rankings by Percentage:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 15.7%
2nd: Three Four 7.5%
3rd: Josh Moon 7.3%
4th: Ethan Ralph 6.4%
5th: Gahoole -1.8%
Last: PPP -4.4%

Weight Loss Rankings by Pounds Lost:
1st: Bowlcut Nationalist 27.1lb
2nd: Josh Moon 19lb
3rd: Ethan Ralph 17.7lb
4th: Three Four 13lb
5th: Gahoole -4.4lb
last: PPP -22.7lb

Congratz Bowlcut Nationalist!
PPP FELTED!!

The meme snakejuice/fasting diet completley BTFO'd by simple calories counting + PIZZA DAY.


Cannot wait to see the kind of cope we're gonna get served by PPP gunt guardians.

 

[waffle]

The meme snakejuice/fasting diet completley BTFO'd by simple calories counting + PIZZA DAY.


Cannot wait to see the kind of cope we're gonna get served by PPP gunt guardians.

Regardless of the wisdom, or lack thereof, of PPP's snake diet shit (I mean, the man is a snake - why shouldn't he eat like one...) it's pretty clear that the source of his discipline was encouragement/shame from Surfer and not some internal resolve. PPP also openly admitted a bunch of times that he would basically eat his feelings, and that he's been having a rough few years. With all that it was essentially a forgone conclusion that he'd gain all the weight back and then some after the Surfer blowout.