Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 293 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,180 96.1%

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That is literally the point you're arguing. People who take every booster known to man are still going to spread the virus to the unvaccinated and each other. The unvaccinated aren't some fucking grim reaper who kill you just by walking by you.

Not really. The death rate for covid is 1.8% worldwide, you're screaming about it like people are dropping dead in the streets.

The entire point people are making is that it's just flat out retarded for Ethan to screech about body positivity while raging about Joe Rogan's vaccine skepticism. Because apparently it's not hypocritical at all in Ethan's eyes to rail against "misinformation" while advocating for obesity when it's proven to worsen COVID symptoms.
Hey, there is a virus going around that makes your dick fall off. However, the vast majority global medical community have determined that the best way to combat the cock-fall-off virus is to eat a bag of skittles.
You however refuse to eat a bag of skittles. Now your cock has fallen off.
Whether the bag of skittles would have prevented it or not is NOT the point, your abject refusal to engage in bare minimum safety precautions as advised to you by the same people who have treated every other aspect of public health is the point. Thats why antivaxxers are mocked.
Yes, people who take the vaccine can still contract covid, but the vaccine will, according to contemporary statistics provided by the medical establishment, be less likely to suffer serious illness, and are significantly less likely to spread it further.

you are free to believe it or not, that is, AGAIN, not my point. the point here is that antivaxxers defy conventional medical knowledge, believing either that the vaccine doesnt work, that the vaccine is more dangerous than the virus, or that the virus is just "the coof". No fat person who isnt deranged believes that sallads are dangerous or that the dangers of obesity is just hyped up. Their failure is one of discipline.

Is this comprehensive enough or no?

"the death rate of covid 1.8% worldwide"
thats not how viruses works. its not like a pandemic comes along and just thanos snaps a percentage of the population away. hospitals are stocked with covid patients relying on life-saving maintenance. Deaths are generally concentrated. There is a reason why Trump suddenly decided to start taking firmer pro-vaccination stances in the face of statistics that imply that his rallies have contributed to thousands of cases and hundreds of deaths.
the amount of people dead from covid in florida alone triples that of scandinavia. thats why its percieved as fucking lethal. and the only reason the death toll aint higher is because most of the world took that shit seriously when it came.

Ethan is duplicitious fucking retard, but he never advocated for people to become fat fucks or against losing weight. He is riding the same train of "love your body" that most people apathetic to their own health does, and his pathetic bitter jabs against Joe is just that. bitter shit. He never claimed to be a plus-sized goddess or that fat is beautiful and healthy, unless you guys are extrapolating some troll-statement where he called himself healthy and beautiful. And trying to tie "vaccine skepticism" to body positivity is an absurd fucking leap as if the two are in the same category.
"he talks about body positivity, yet he shames Joe for not taking the vaccine. hypocrite much".
Explain the logic.

Show me the data of the unvaccinated "dying en masse" in hospital beds, show me who is actually dying from Covid because you people have been saying this shit for over a year now and not even the media are plastering stories of 100 unvaccinated young men dying from Covid in the ICU
When the fuck did i say that Covid is the black plague? is it my "smoking next to a gas pump" comment? is the metaphor of "unnessecary risk" completely misunderstood or something? i didnt say people are dying in their hundreds in the ICU either. what the fuck even is this? im saying hospitals are getting packed with unvaccinated people, which in turn becomes a massive burden. 6000 of mostly unvaccinated people in Illinois occupying hospital beds is a burden brought on by largely by "vaccine hesitancy". sure, they're not dead, but if thats how low the bar has gotten then, shit.

Also, what statistics exactly? do you want me to roll out the usual comparisons between countries that took the virus seriously in contrast to the US and its individual states? How Germany despite having 4 times the population has barely twice the death toll of Florida because they took their vaccinations and quarantine seriously? Should i extrapolate what the death tolls would have been like had there never been any lockdowns in the first place to truly get across the hypothetical death toll that could have been?

Ethan spends more time looking at twitter than he does his son. Why are they having another kid?
Too cheap to buy condoms, obviously. That and its one of few ways Ethan can ensure Hila sticks by his side.

Though i hate to imagine that the two of them are even capable of going at it.
 
Didn't ethan say his dick doesn't work and feels like a piece of wood. He's literally just having sex to procreate. For humanities sake I hope it's someone else who has been knocking her up.
He blames his lack of masculinity AND his weight on the SSRI's he takes. It's a bullshit cope from a fat, lazy dude who probably fits most Jewish stereotypes if you catch my drift.
 
Because people who die due to lack of vaccination do so by their own choice, out of fear of the jab (or the autism, green micro-men or femboy microchips that are inside of it), and spread anti-vaxx propaganda on social media, even as they are rapidly making headway towards fucking hades. when they ultimately wind up sick and bedridden they either become a burden on the medical system, infect their family and friends or wind up losing their job because they're not allowed to take that much time off, then they might ultimately ask for the Jab. not to "protect others", but only when they themselves have already fallen sick, once its too late for the jab to work its full effect.

Whether you believe in the efficiency of the vaccine or not, that shit is either selfish, retarded or both. Not helped that they'll scream about the "Evils of big pharma", between gulping more pills and shit than the average crackhead rifling through a senior citizens medical cabinet. which only adds another layer of hypocrisy onto of the shitheap.

say what you will about fat fuckers, but at least they arent contagious, and fat activists are generally universally mocked. even body positivity is little more than a meme outside of immediate SJW circles. Likewise, if the cure to obesity consisted of a concoction inside of a syringe pre-paid for with government money, they'd take that shit in a heartbeat (a slow irregular heartbeat but still).

Also, last i checked making fun of fat people were just as common now as it was 10-20 years ago, unless of course you're a massive vagina who act as if public condemnation is a recent invention, and people shitting down your throat for being an edgelord is a recent phenomena.
"life is like a box of chocolate. it doesn't last as long for fat people, huehuehueheur."

edit: spelling errors.
Nigga what are you on about we're here to laugh at the fat jew lol.

Hila fucked post Malone change my mind.
 
Nigga what are you on about we're here to laugh at the fat jew lol.

Hila fucked post Malone change my mind.
He has fans but I can't imagine anyone fucking Post Malone for anything other than the meal ticket. Jews with money even less so.

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His depression meds make it so he can't get erect and also makes him poo his pants.
Call me crazy, but if I were a dude, and some kind of medicine was making my dick not functional and was also making me shit my own pants after the age of 1 and before the age of 85, then I probably would hesitate to continue taking the damn medicine.

Oh wait, that's right: Ethan is one of those people who "doesn't even have to think about it, dude." If a doctor prescribed it to him, then there's nothing wrong with it and he shouldn't ask questions about it.

Only sigma alphas don't care about what they put into their bodies. lol.
 
the fact this is a real NBC news article reminded me just how insane modern journalism is. even the "established" ones are completely fucked. a few years ago, this is the type of thing you'd think would only appear on buzzfeed, but here we have NBC making this all about "fatphobia" and "antisemitism"... Klein must be rubbing his hands so fast he's bout to burn down his 10 million dollar resort.
The important thing about journalists, even those in the mainstream, is that they're young. The journalism industry is desperate for money that a certain president isn't making headlines and COVID news is burning readers out. New hires are freshly graduated and at the top of their GPAs and networks. Most are coming out of Columbia and the other schools in the NYC region. They've all grown up on the coasts.

The NBC writer who did this article, Morgan Sung (archive), isn't pretending that she's unbiased. She immediately retweeted Ethan and Hasan when they tweeted about the article, despite this being a giant breach of basic neutrality, but who even cares about that anymore, right? The archive of her site includes incredible headlines of years past, including:
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This is a degenerate zoomer who grew up watching H3 and wrote an article in hopes that her favorite progressive podcast hosts would notice her.

This is the future of journalism across the world.


Also, Ethan Klein is fat and I would not have sex with him.
 
Too cheap to buy condoms, obviously. That and its one of few ways Ethan can ensure Hila sticks by his side.

Though i hate to imagine that the two of them are even capable of going at it.
He mentioned on the podcast their youngest son, Teddy, who their clothing line was named after (or maybe the other way around) took a while to conceive. From what I remember, Ethan admits that sex is entirely Hila on top. I'd say hopefully she's at least getting some pleasure out of it but with his soft cock, that's unlikely.

Whatever the new kid is named, you can bet they'll also be a brand.
 
Don't forget, Ethan is an obese ex who got rejected in 2017 that's why he's so mad
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I dont like Ethan at all, but this argument is just stupid.
You can change your opinion on people/issues - thats called personal growth. Sometimes its for the better, sometimes for the worse, like now.

Using this tweet as an argument is just lazy, considering the material out there.
 
I would hedge my bets on Chris D'Elia, Hila was eyefucking him throughout that podcast and he seems like the type of dude to go for it just because.
Don't forget the Klein's are good friends with porn producer Greg Lansky owner of the website Blacked so there's a good chance Hila has been involved in a 40 felon gang bang.
 
They didn't call him obese, but much worse - and may Allah forgive me for uttering this word - they called him a jew.
With the risk of repeating myself - by being the caricature of a greasy back-stabbing jew, Klein did so much to spread antisemitic sentiments, that he should be canceled for antisemitism.

And regarding vaccine hesitancy - I'm not against vaccines myself, but I can only recommend that you listen to the episode with Dr. Sanjay Gupta, a talking head of CNN. Gupta wasn't very convincing and Rogan made some points, which are objective facts. Two of the top of my head:
- there is no data on the long term effects of vaccines (it's been only a what? year?)
- almost everybody is focused on prevention and not treatment, which is fucking retarded. If you are already sick, a vaccine is not going to help you.
 
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