The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

In the bottom right of that picture you can just make out a Nissan Leaf, which I’m pretty sure belonged to Bonnie.
Not of much relevance I just wondered what they’re driving to Denver seeing as the truck is broken.

That's a good question. Phil's F150 is broken, Mantits Mandozer took the Silverado - wonder if it's paid off or if it's going to be repo'd soon - and the 1st gen Leaf probably doesn't even hold enough charge for a one-way trip. According to Google Maps there's two routes, a 147 miles long and a 169 miles long. A 1st gen Leaf holds a charge enough for 73 to 107 miles (EPA rated) depending on the exact model year and that's at 100% battery condition. NEDC gives the highest rating at 120 miles but NEDC sucks ass - its most important criticism was it didn't accurately represent real life driving conditions so it always rated better mileage.

Maybe Fedposter J had a car of his own? Or they borrowed the fat FtM's car? So many questions.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Do we know who the recipient is?

I wonder if it could be this person:

https://twitter.com/starbroken1980

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What's the thinking? Is this a friend/mutual asspatter of Penny's on Twitter? You'd think 'gay af' would preclude children but not if it's a Penny-like man with kids who suddenly decided to be a transbian. Where'd you find this one?

 

[Oxyjen]

That's a good question. Phil's F150 is broken, Mantits Mandozer took the Silverado - wonder if it's paid off or if it's going to be repo'd soon - and the 1st gen Leaf probably doesn't even hold enough charge for a one-way trip. According to Google Maps there's two routes, a 147 miles long and a 169 miles long. A 1st gen Leaf holds a charge enough for 73 to 107 miles (EPA rated) depending on the exact model year and that's at 100% battery condition. NEDC gives the highest rating at 120 miles but NEDC sucks ass - its most important criticism was it didn't accurately represent real life driving conditions so it always rated better mileage.

Right about NEDC. I was thinking they could get to Denver in a 40kWh Leaf OK but they’d definitely need one rapid charge on the route (probably Co Springs) as well as the destination.
Why even drive in the first place though, just use cashapp.

Maybe Fedposter J had a car of his own? Or they borrowed the fat FtM's car? So many questions.

Shrug! J is the one running the competing GFM for a replacement truck…

 

[Aramis]

can or would the ranch survive without him?

It's not surviving with him there right now.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

Do we know who the recipient is?

I wonder if it could be this person:

https://twitter.com/starbroken1980

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I don't think so, the location in her Paypal places her in Indiana, and a quick glance at her Twiter followings/likes doesn't show me anyone from the Tranch, so despite being Lakota, I don't think she's the recipient.

Do you wanna know who she follows on Twitter?

Our boy Lou Gagliardi. Love when these two worlds crossover, as rare as that is.

 

[Old Fart]

Someone remarked before that a charity can't just funnel all their untaxed income to anyone or anything they like. I'm sure they have to make public to whom they hand out their funding, even if not necessarily at a personally identifiable level. And the Oohlala Lakota recipient of this envelope sure as hell needs to pay income tax.

Which, I'm also sure, she's not going to, so the Tranch is becoming a whitewashing operation.

 

[: Required]

Misappropriated funds, stock-piled weapons and a mind-washed cult in the middle of nowhere?
I think the Tranch Davidians are setting the table for Waco 2.0

 

[General Disarray]

It would be a real shame if someone completely unaffiliated with us Kiwis were to come across this form.

eta: along with the information posted earlier about fundraising for tribes and the expectations thereupon, they're skating on VERY thin ice.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Funny you mention that, cause apparently they just went ahead and dropped off the money. The weirdest thing about it though is that they're nowhere near reaching $5000 in donations.

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The tranch has nowhere near enough money to cover the missing 2000 dollars, so the concept of spending the money on predictable, transparent $5000 bundles has completely gone out the window in under 12 hours, the money's getting spent however Penny sees fit. The friend is getting at most two months' worth of rent, likely all gone in a month.

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if they skimmed off some of the goods they receive from Amazon (particularly the solar panel lights and hydroponics stuff)

Oh my god, no photos of the "friend", no photos of being in Denver itself, no one commenting or interacting with the tranch post from the Lakota, no offical partnership..... man, the alpacas aren't the only ones turing out utter shit, huh? At least get a sock puppet to look more legit and a brown person with no social media who will pretend to be Lakota in a photo for 100$.

Do we know who the recipient is?

I wonder if it could be this person:

https://twitter.com/starbroken1980

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While probably not the friend in question, I'm sure woke twitter would be mad a paleface "native" got "hers" first.

Someone remarked before that a charity can't just funnel all their untaxed income to anyone or anything they like. I'm sure they have to make public to whom they hand out their funding, even if not necessarily at a personally identifiable level. And the Oohlala Lakota recipient of this envelope sure as hell needs to pay income tax.

Which, I'm also sure, she's not going to, so the Tranch is becoming a whitewashing operation.

Oh god, one day I'm sure we'll get a peak at their finances and it would be DSP's bankruptcy all over again. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if Penny took his eunuchs and ran or kicked all alpacas out to save the troons.

 

[one_time_user]

I'm not an accountant and I have zero knowledge of non-profit regulations and practices, but it seems like a horrible terrific plan to say all of that on video and then post it for the world to see.

It would be spectacular if the feds started looking into the taxes, then noticed all the gun shit and find something fucky wucky on the form 4473 for their firearms. Probably find a DIAS laying around there somewhere and you know that they will probably try to play it off as a wallhanger. Hey tranchers, ever do any research into "solvent traps"?

I am in accounting for a 501c and have extensive experience with other 501c's. Cash is a huge no no. It's simply not done, usually as a 'protect yourself from suspicion from donors' thing but Big Brother really does not like it either.

 

[Old Fart]

I am in accounting for a 501c and have extensive experience with other 501c's. Cash is a huge no no. It's simply not done, usually as a 'protect yourself from suspicion from donors' thing but Big Brother really does not like it either.

And you can't make it any easier for the IRS than being an alpaca rescue and loudly proclaiming you're going to personally hand over an envelope with cash to an unnamed individual who does not reside on your property and is not, in fact, an Alpaca.

 

[retard strength]

My dreams of all the troons piling out if the Leaf to take pictures with a tiny regular sized check being handed to a disgusted and tired reservation elder have been broken.

Trannies always just take. They take money for their cosmetic eugenic (per Wedge's logic) surgeries. They take money for their retard unemployment. They take money for their food stamps because they're too lazy to work but refuse to eat anything but chicken tendies. They tie up social services. They take and take and take and now all these good little socialist ancoms are trying to tax dodge. They suck each others dicks so much about EU tax rates funding health care and social services but, as with all things by their logic, it's different when it happens to them.

 

[Oxyjen]

Oh my god, no photos of the "friend", no photos of being in Denver itself

 

[one_time_user]

Also, rent is counted as income. They will need to send a 1099 to the landlord. You never give money to the renter, it's income to the landlord and the IRS will catch that.

 

[DemonicMustache]

Where did the cash come from? Rate me dumb, but does GFM just let you take money out on a whim?

 

[Vesperus]

That's a good question. Phil's F150 is broken, Mantits Mandozer took the Silverado - wonder if it's paid off or if it's going to be repo'd soon - and the 1st gen Leaf probably doesn't even hold enough charge for a one-way trip. According to Google Maps there's two routes, a 147 miles long and a 169 miles long. A 1st gen Leaf holds a charge enough for 73 to 107 miles (EPA rated) depending on the exact model year and that's at 100% battery condition. NEDC gives the highest rating at 120 miles but NEDC sucks ass - its most important criticism was it didn't accurately represent real life driving conditions so it always rated better mileage.

Maybe Fedposter J had a car of his own? Or they borrowed the fat FtM's car? So many questions.

I'm willing to bet the F150 is fine, they just wanted a plausible-sounding excuse for another round of gibs.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'm willing to bet the F150 is fine, they just wanted a plausible-sounding excuse for another round of gibs.

I actually think that’s genuine, J has been muttering about buying the wrong OBD reader for it for weeks. As if you need a computer to tell you how to fix a mid 90s Diesel engine.
Anyway, not that they need any excuse because no sooner did Penny start a GFM for repairing that truck, J started another one for.. just buying another truck. For him. So that seems well coordinated.
Why are these people so entitled?

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

I'm willing to bet the F150 is fine, they just wanted a plausible-sounding excuse for another round of gibs.

I did see this post a few weeks ago, so the truck could be out of commission:

https://twitter.com/josiebean42/status/1472346673750097920 (https://archive.ph/6GmZR)

 

[Ghostse]

I thought 1992 was a little early for an ODBII

 

[Meiwaku]

Biden is really crackin down on cashapps and e-bux. So there's a new law going into effect for Amerifats aka The Tranch that...

Venmo Paypal and Cashapp will now have to report all transactions totalling over $600 in one year because the IRS is crackin down on electronic payment apps.

• All e-beggers will be sneeding as now they're getting taxed.
• E-thots and sex workers are now going to be taxed lel.

@one_time_user if you have any insight to this as a taxkiwi please let us know what this means for the Tranch as a "business" and a "charity".

In terms of their new woke idea:

I have also been informed by a third party whose a card-carrying tribal member that some of their Washington Football Team affiliates are now Aware (TM) of this thread and our efforts now because of this incident of white ma'ams burden that is unfolding.

FYI N8ves are not a forgiving bunch when it comes to this nonce to the extent that they'd likely ask for tribal ID from the receiver since this whole situation stinks like an amhole .