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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
I don't think so, the location in her Paypal places her in Indiana, and a quick glance at her Twiter followings/likes doesn't show me anyone from the Tranch, so despite being Lakota, I don't think she's the recipient.

Do you wanna know who she follows on Twitter?
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Our boy Lou Gagliardi. Love when these two worlds crossover, as rare as that is.
My understanding was that she's in Denver lately, off her meds, and spiraling. I might be wrong about Denver, but not about the other things. She's a known grifter and drama bomb, and that, along with my belief about her current location, made me think it might be her. But, hey, maybe not.
 
@one_time_user if you have any insight to this as a taxkiwi please let us know what this means for the Tranch as a "business" and a "charity".

In terms of their new woke idea:

I have also been informed by a third party whose a card-carrying tribal member that some of their Washington Football Team affiliates are now Aware (TM) of this thread and our efforts now because of this incident of white ma'ams burden that is unfolding.

FYI N8ves are not a forgiving bunch when it comes to this nonce to the extent that they'd likely ask for tribal ID from the receiver since this whole situation stinks like an amhole .

Without giving away their identities, how official are we talking here?
 
I actually think that’s genuine, J has been muttering about buying the wrong OBD reader for it for weeks. As if you need a computer to tell you how to fix a mid 90s Diesel engine.
Anyway, not that they need any excuse because no sooner did Penny start a GFM for repairing that truck, J started another one for.. just buying another truck. For him. So that seems well coordinated.
Why are these people so entitled?
I thought 1992 was a little early for an ODBII
It's a Powerstroke 7.3L. You can tell by the little decal under the F-350 badge on the fender. That means it's a '94 1/2 or later. Not a 1992.

If it was the older all-mechanical IDI engine it would be easy as fuck to fix (if it was to even break to begin with) but the 7.3L Powerstroke has electronicals and a turbo and can be finnicky.
 
Phil has posted a couple of pics and a really stagey looking video (watch them all pushing everyone out of the line of the camera) of him giving a stuffed giraffe and $2200 to a group of masked strangers. Looks like it was a Tranch day trip out, and they had so much fun they're coming back next week.

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(are they trolling us with their choice of movie in the background? Or is that those people's comment on the troons?)

And meanwhile Jarod has started a second grift a truck GFM.
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edit - he's also posted a new shot of the hole in the ground. I've still no idea what all those bits of wood do.

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In the comments he lets slip the new secret expansion plans.
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Roy Scheider couldn't have put it any better.
 
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Sure, of course, what-fucking-ever.

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They aren't going to get anything better than that old Ferd for $6000. It's a heavy 1-ton crew cab dually with a PS diesel. A solid rig.

Whatever they can buy for that kinda money is going to come with even more problems that they can't fix. Best just to repair what they got.
 
It amazes me that they would legitimately put up stuff like kids toys, diapers and a fucking change table on that wish list. "Why do people think we're grifting perverts!!11"

Why indeed. They truly have no shame.
We are not infantile grifiting pervs! That's a hateful stereotype perpetuated by TERFS!...Now shut up and buy us diapers and changing tables so we can engage in toddler play and piss ourselves bigot!

And troons wonder why people hate them so much.
Phil has posted a couple of pics and a really stagey looking video (watch them all pushing everyone out of the line of the camera) of him giving a stuffed giraffe and $2200 to a group of masked strangers. Looks like it was a Tranch day trip out, and they had so much fun they're coming back next week.

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(are they trolling us with their choice of movie in the background? Or is that those people's comment on the troons?)

Well I guess that's one good thing the Tranch did giving that Native family a cash bundle and their kid a toy as opposed to giving it to Kevin to cuddle with at night and wasting money on shit they'll break in a week as they did the with stove. They seemed like nice people, here's hoping they're just living their lives and making the most of having to deal with the Tranch...and That kid of theirs doesn't end up too messed from meeting Bonnie and co.
 
Well I guess that's one good thing the Tranch did giving that Native family a cash bundle and their kid a toy as opposed to giving it to Kevin to cuddle with at night and wasting money on shit they'll break in a week as they did the with stove. They seemed like nice people, here's hoping they're just living their lives and making the most of having to deal with the Tranch...and That kid of theirs doesn't end up too messed from meeting Bonnie and co.
I was going to say, credit where it’s due and all that, if they really raised 3 grand and gave it to a family they didn’t appear to know, that’s objectively good of them.
Still probably tax fraud, but nice.
 
They better get Penny’s truck fixed, that shit is iconic.
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The powerchoke is still dead? I don't think it took them long to kill it. It has been in the background with it's hood up for awhile. On top of it being a useless for "ranch work" 2wd its a diesel that should have its block heater plugged during cold times. Smart choice for off grid living.

The newer chevy belonged to Fat Pauly?

They have 2 truck GFM's? 2nd GFM
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The powerchoke is still dead? I don't think it took them long to kill it. It has been in the background with it's hood up for awhile. On top of it being a useless for "ranch work" 2wd its a diesel that should have its block heater plugged during cold times. Smart choice for off grid living.

The newer chevy belonged to Fat Pauly?

They have 2 truck GFM's?
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2wd is fine for what they are doing. It's a tow rig/hay hauler. It's not like they have expansive rangeland that they have to inspect the fences on or anything. Fog that bitch with some ether, hook up the gooseneck, and let her buck.

Greta had an old diesel 4x4 during the troonblinka saga. What is it about these people and these old Ferds? It's like they are intentionally trooning them out to piss me off.
 
2wd is fine for what they are doing. It's a tow rig/hay hauler. It's not like they have expansive rangeland that they have to inspect the fences on or anything. Fog that bitch with some ether, hook up the gooseneck, and let her buck.
What gooseneck?
A unloaded 2wd dually with highway tires on lightly snow covered, uneven frozen tundra, being piloted by speds means they are going to be stuck all the time. They didn't pick this truck out of any need or reason. They picked it because it was big looking and right in front of them.

And I wouldn't be surprised if there was actually nothing really wrong with it. My guess is tired old diesel with a cold block in the 1st cold snap. They killed the batteries and figured it must be broken because it didnt instantly fire off like the gas chevy does.

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When they got it back in April I posted I bet they will have problems come winter. :story:
 
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I was going to say, credit where it’s due and all that, if they really raised 3 grand and gave it to a family they didn’t appear to know, that’s objectively good of them.
Still probably tax fraud, but nice.
a broken clock is right at least twice a day, and even the worst people in the world can have a moment where they do something good in their lives. After all the Nazis refused to use animals for testing and were the first in Europe to reintroduce wolf populations to Europe as protected species.

Ironic how the literal Nazis took better care of animals than a group of poor opressed trans womxn ever could.
 
What gooseneck?
The one they should have but don't since they pay to haul in all the alpaca food at great expense.
A unloaded 2wd dually with highway tires on lightly snow covered, uneven frozen tundra, being piloted by speds means they are going to be stuck all the time. They didn't pick this truck out of any need or reason. They picked it because it was big looking and right in front of them.
It is low-key brilliant for what they are trying to do though. They don't need 4wd for their tow rig. It isn't going to save their asses from their incompetence. Those are more expense and the 4x4 ability significantly reduces the weight rating of affordable vehicles.

They need a 1-ton. Strap some chains to it and don't drive like a tard. Buying some run-out smaller 4x4 (which is what $6k gets you) is not going to solve their being dumbasses problem.
And I wouldn't be surprised if there was actually nothing really wrong with it. My guess is tired old diesel with a cold block in the 1st cold snap. They killed the batteries and figured it must be broken because it didnt instantly fire off like the gas chevy does.

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When they got it back in April I posted I bet they will have problems come winter. :story:
Agreed. They are idiots who don't know what they are doing. I'm making the argument that it could work really well for what they need if they weren't troons. You don't need 4wd to get shit done in the winter. You need to not be a complete tard.

t. a guy who drives 2wd diesel shit a lot bigger than that around in the snow. chains. ether. brains. that's what you need.
 
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